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It contains software, documentation, music, poems, etc. submitted by GNU users and collected by GNU contributors over the years.</p> <p>Nowadays there are many places on the internet where people can publish jokes, so before submitting a joke to us, please consider publishing it somewhere else. Jokes submitted by GNU contributors will have a priority. Please read the <a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/humor.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te#Guidelines">Guidelines</a> for details on our submission policy.</p> <p>Many of the graphics in the <a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/graphics/graphics.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">GNU Art Gallery</a> also have humorous twists.</p><!-- It would be nice to see alphabetical order be maintained --> <h3 id="Computing">Computing</h3> <ul> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">10 Kinds of People in the World</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/any-key.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Where is any-key??</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Dead Beef</a>?</li> <li>What does Dr. Emacs think of the <a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">GNU Manifesto</a>?</li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">A Swarm of Gnats?</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">The Gullibility Virus</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Top 10 reasons why Intel delayed announcing the P5</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/programmer.txt?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">You know you're a programmer when…</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Top 10 Unreliable Networks</a></li> <li>The <a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Vaxorcist</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Virus Warning</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak Typewriter Hack</a></li> <li><a href="https://translate.google.com/website?sl=auto&tl=te&hl=te&u=https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html"> Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a></li> </ul> <h3 id="Software">Software</h3> <ul> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Source code for ed in BrainFuck ;-)</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/c+-.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">C more or less</a></li> <li>GPL'd <a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/dna.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">source code</a> for humans</li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/ed.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Source code for ed :-)</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/emacs.man?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Emacs man page from Plan9</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/errno.2.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Errno codes</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Error messages</a> in Haiku</li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/gcc.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Suggested GCC Options</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">GNU Emacs</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">GNU-Overflow?</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Happy New Year in 4 languages</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/helloworld.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Hello World!</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">The Swedish YAAS Foundation Patent</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/long-options.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Long Options?</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Merry Christmas in 4 languages</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Spaghetti Code</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Santa Claus comes to town</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/software.terms.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Software Terms</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Ubuntu</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Unix Error Messages</a></li> <li><a href="https://translate.google.com/website?sl=auto&tl=te&hl=te&u=https://web.archive.org/web/20110411021200/https://twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser"> Some humor via Twitter</a></li> </ul> <h3 id="Documentation">Documentation</h3> <ul> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">GNU Echo</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Ed, man! !man ed</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">GNU Emacs acronym expansions</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Know your system administrator</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/power.users.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Power Users Guide</a></li> </ul> <h3 id="ScienceAndEngineering">Science and Engineering</h3> <ul> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/phone.features.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Phone Features</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/physics.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">The Physics Store!</a></li> <li>Some <a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/science.facts.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Scientific Facts</a></li> </ul> <h3 id="Music">Music</h3><!-- Some of the music is under /music/ and some is under /fun/jokes/. That under /music/ have been there a long time, and may be bookmarked by some users - so we didn't move them when fun/jokes was set up in 10/99. --> <!-- moved to its own page, mattl --> <ul> <li>See <a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/music/music.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">GNU Music and Songs</a></li> </ul> <h3 id="Poems">Poems</h3> <ul> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Hakawatha</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/last.bug.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">The Last Bug</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Midnight Dreary</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/networkologist.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">A Networkologist's Christmas</a></li> </ul> <h3 id="Philosophy">Philosophy</h3> <ul> <li>See <a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/philosophy/third-party-ideas.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te#humor">the Philosophical Humor section in Third Party Ideas</a></li> </ul> <h3 id="TheFourthEstate">The Fourth Estate</h3> <ul> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Look and Feel</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Microsoft and the Church</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/rectium.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Rectium?</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Unix, a Hoax?</a></li> </ul> <h3 id="Dictionary">Dictionary and Word Play</h3> <ul> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/anagrams.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Anagrams</a> for some common words</li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">FSF in German</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Fun Definitions 1</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Fun Definitions 2</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/grammar-in-the-bar.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Grammar in the bar</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/musical-pickup.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Musical pickup</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/panama.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Panama</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Spilling Checker</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Typoglycemia</a></li> </ul> <h3 id="Spam">Spam</h3> <ul> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/spam/sheep.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Inflatable Sheep</a></li> <li><a href="https://www-gnu-org.translate.goog/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=te&_x_tr_hl=te">Dimensional Warp Generator Needed</a></li> </ul><!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. 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