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</div><!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE--> <div class="reduced-width"> <h2>Ubuntu Humor</h2> <address class="byline">From David Delony</address> <p>Did you hear about the fork in the Christian Ubuntu? Apparently, one of the developers sent in 95 patches, but they were rejected. Now there's a Protestant Christian Ubuntu. 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