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It is not, has never been, nor will ever be, a Wikipedia <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Policies_and_guidelines" title="Wikipedia:Policies and guidelines">policy or guideline</a>.</b><br /> Rather, it illustrates standards or conduct that are generally <b>not</b> accepted by <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Consensus" title="Wikipedia:Consensus">the Wikipedia community</a>.</td></tr></tbody></table> <figure class="mw-default-size mw-halign-right" typeof="mw:File/Thumb"><a href="/wiki/File:Alexandre_Millerand_1914.jpg" class="mw-file-description"><img src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Alexandre_Millerand_1914.jpg/220px-Alexandre_Millerand_1914.jpg" decoding="async" width="220" height="295" class="mw-file-element" srcset="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Alexandre_Millerand_1914.jpg/330px-Alexandre_Millerand_1914.jpg 1.5x, //upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Alexandre_Millerand_1914.jpg/440px-Alexandre_Millerand_1914.jpg 2x" data-file-width="3795" data-file-height="5082" /></a><figcaption><center><b>Image of a typical adult</b><br />(Don't let this happen to you!)</center></figcaption></figure> <p><br /> </p><p>This page is designed to help you achieve and maintain your chosen age identity as <a href="/wiki/Adolescence" title="Adolescence">"early adolescence"</a> (regardless of your chronological age). You will no longer need tiresome, high-maintenance user page banners like... <b>This user is 13 years, 4 months, and 3 days old.</b> The oldsters here don't believe 'em anyway. For all they know, you could actually be 53 years, 4 months, and 3 days old, a fate worse than death. The oldsters are like <a href="/wiki/Doubting_Thomas" title="Doubting Thomas">Saint Thomas</a>. They want to <b>see</b> you behaving like a 13 year old. Fortunately, this will be easy to accomplish if you follow the simple guidelines below.<sup id="cite_ref-1" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-1"><span class="cite-bracket">[</span>1<span class="cite-bracket">]</span></a></sup> </p><p><br /> </p> <meta property="mw:PageProp/toc" /> <div class="mw-heading mw-heading2"><h2 id="First_things_first">First things first</h2><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=User:Voceditenore/A_handy_guide_to_fooling_Wikipedians_about_your_age&action=edit&section=1" title="Edit section: First things first"><span>edit</span></a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></div> <p>Whatever you do, do not start off on Wikipedia by writing an article or adding content to one. Get your priorities straight. Start decorating your user pages. </p> <ul><li>Firstly and most importantly, add this to your user page:</li></ul> <center><font color="black" face="Arial" size="3px"><b>This user is not a Wikipedia administrator, but would like to be one someday.</b></font></center> <ul><li>Follow this with installing a nice big edit-counter and make sure you update it every 10 minutes.</li></ul> <ul><li>Get yourself a signature that screams <font color="OrangeRed" face="Times New Roman" size="4px"><i><b>Look</b></i></font><font color="black" face="Times New Roman" size="4px"><i><b>!</b></i></font> <font color="OrangeRed" face="Times New Roman" size="4px"><i><b>at</b></i></font><font color="black" face="Times New Roman" size="4px"><i><b>!!</b></i></font> <font color="OrangeRed" face="Times New Roman" size="4px"><i><b>ME</b></i></font><font color="black" face="Times New Roman" size="4px"><i><b>!!!</b></i></font> There are loads of colours and fonts to choose from. Whatever you do, though, do <b>not</b> emulate <a href="/wiki/Minimalism#Minimalist_design" title="Minimalism">Mies van der Rohe</a>.</li></ul> <p>Once you've got your user and user talk pages set up, preferably with lavish use of colour and plentiful icons,<sup id="cite_ref-2" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-2"><span class="cite-bracket">[</span>2<span class="cite-bracket">]</span></a></sup> you can start on the next <b>important</b> steps to establishing your cred. (No, it's not by writing your first article. Get your priorities straight.) </p> <ul><li>Start a "secret page" and an "autograph page". These are valuable additions to Wikipedia, and they have the added bonus that adults (in the broadest sense of the word) think they're silly.</li> <li>Award barnstars to anyone who visits them, including yourself.</li> <li>Make sure people know about these offers, though. 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(No, it's not by writing your first article. Get your priorities straight.) </p> <ul><li>Ask every admin you know for two very important awards. No, not <a href="/wiki/L%C3%A9gion_d%27honneur" class="mw-redirect" title="Légion d'honneur">this</a> or <a href="/wiki/Nobel_Prize" title="Nobel Prize">this</a>. You want <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Huggle" title="Wikipedia:Huggle">Huggle</a> and <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Rollback_feature" class="mw-redirect" title="Wikipedia:Rollback feature">Rollback</a>. Getting these will really show you've <a href="/wiki/Darkfall#Attributes" title="Darkfall">got what it takes</a>. They have the added bonus in that you can misuse them, drive everybody nuts, and get them taken away. You'll also get a lot of visits to your talk page from admins and irate editors muttering about "teenagers".</li> <li>Show how well you understand Wikipedia by simultaneously adopting 5 new users, getting 5 new users to adopt you, starting a cabal, and nominating yourself for <b>adminship</b> (one of the most <b>prestigious awards</b> available on Wikipedia). It's important that you do all this as soon as possible after joining Wikipedia. If you wait until you have more experience, people might think you're an adult. Don't let this happen to <b>you</b>!</li> <li>Start interacting on Wikipedia talk pages.<sup id="cite_ref-3" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-3"><span class="cite-bracket">[</span>3<span class="cite-bracket">]</span></a></sup> Participate in as many <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion" title="Wikipedia:Articles for deletion">AfD</a> discussions as you can, and as fast as you can. Speed is important. Aim for opining on the fate of 5 articles on subjects you know nothing about in no more than 6 minutes. This will make a big impression at your own <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship" title="Wikipedia:Requests for adminship">RfA</a>. Participate in loads of other people's RfAs too. But remember, a concise thoughtful contribution in those discussions is <a href="/wiki/Anathema" title="Anathema">anathema</a>. You'll want to liberally pepper the discussion with petulant comments. If at all possible, get into a few flame wars there. This is where your customized signature will really come into its own. People will notice you, and best of all, admins and irate editors will start muttering about "teenagers" again.</li> <li>After getting a lot of adults (and adult-like people) to notice you,<sup id="cite_ref-4" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-4"><span class="cite-bracket">[</span>4<span class="cite-bracket">]</span></a></sup> blank your user pages and slap on <a href="/wiki/Template:Retired" title="Template:Retired">one of these</a>. But make sure you leave it there for no longer than 24 hours. You can repeat this process until you have achieved the desired effect.<sup id="cite_ref-5" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-5"><span class="cite-bracket">[</span>5<span class="cite-bracket">]</span></a></sup></li></ul> <div class="mw-heading mw-heading2"><h2 id="Mission_accomplished">Mission accomplished</h2><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=User:Voceditenore/A_handy_guide_to_fooling_Wikipedians_about_your_age&action=edit&section=3" title="Edit section: Mission accomplished"><span>edit</span></a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></div> <p>Your work is pretty much complete. Your birth certificate may say you were born in <a href="/wiki/1948" title="1948">1948</a>, but Wikipedians are now positive that you're actually one of these.... </p> <figure class="mw-default-size mw-halign-center" typeof="mw:File/Thumb"><a href="/wiki/File:Calhan_Colorado_High_School_Senior_Boys_by_David_Shankbone.jpg" class="mw-file-description"><img src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/38/Calhan_Colorado_High_School_Senior_Boys_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/400px-Calhan_Colorado_High_School_Senior_Boys_by_David_Shankbone.jpg" decoding="async" width="400" height="300" class="mw-file-element" srcset="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/38/Calhan_Colorado_High_School_Senior_Boys_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/600px-Calhan_Colorado_High_School_Senior_Boys_by_David_Shankbone.jpg 1.5x, //upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/38/Calhan_Colorado_High_School_Senior_Boys_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/800px-Calhan_Colorado_High_School_Senior_Boys_by_David_Shankbone.jpg 2x" data-file-width="3264" data-file-height="2448" /></a><figcaption><div class="center" style="width:auto; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;">Typical teenagers</div></figcaption></figure> <div class="mw-heading mw-heading2"><h2 id="No_complacency!"><span id="No_complacency.21"></span>No complacency!</h2><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=User:Voceditenore/A_handy_guide_to_fooling_Wikipedians_about_your_age&action=edit&section=4" title="Edit section: No complacency!"><span>edit</span></a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></div> <figure class="mw-default-size mw-halign-right" typeof="mw:File/Thumb"><a href="/wiki/File:Nintendo_Zapper_orange.jpg" class="mw-file-description"><img src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Nintendo_Zapper_orange.jpg/220px-Nintendo_Zapper_orange.jpg" decoding="async" width="220" height="142" class="mw-file-element" srcset="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Nintendo_Zapper_orange.jpg/330px-Nintendo_Zapper_orange.jpg 1.5x, //upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Nintendo_Zapper_orange.jpg/440px-Nintendo_Zapper_orange.jpg 2x" data-file-width="544" data-file-height="352" /></a><figcaption>The weapon of choice for <a href="/wiki/Shoot_%27em_up" title="Shoot 'em up">new page patrolling</a></figcaption></figure> <p>It will be a constant temptation to rest on your laurels at this point. Beware of backsliding, or you'll lose your carefully crafted image. </p> <ul><li>If you get tempted to write an article, make sure you plagiarise it from a copyrighted web site and get caught.<sup id="cite_ref-6" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-6"><span class="cite-bracket">[</span>6<span class="cite-bracket">]</span></a></sup> If anyone reproves you for it, especially an adult (or worse, one of your peers acting in an adult-like fashion), retire again. This will both teach them a lesson and help maintain your chosen age identity.<sup id="cite_ref-7" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-7"><span class="cite-bracket">[</span>7<span class="cite-bracket">]</span></a></sup></li> <li>Never lose sight of the fact that reverting vandalism is a <b>contest</b>, not a routine task that may occasionally require some thought and the ability to spell.</li> <li>The same applies to new page patrolling. Make sure you wait no longer than 2 minutes after a page is created before slapping on a speedy delete tag. Otherwise, someone else might beat you to it. There's an extra bonus for tagging articles on a topic widely familar to educated adults on the grounds that you've never heard of it.</li> <li>Make sure that irrelevant personal chat (preferably consisting of context-free one-liners) predominates on your talk page. If a thread about editing an actual article appears, archive it immediately and quickly add more chat. Search your friends' talk pages for ideas.</li></ul> <p>You can also perform routine maintenance tasks. </p> <ul><li>Always spell "editor" and "contributor" as "editer and "contributer".</li> <li>Include plenty of profanity in your talk page comments. This one works in a variety of subtle ways. Since adult-like editors rarely swear on talk pages, people will assume that you are trying act like a grown-up but are clueless as to how to go about it, i.e. that you're a kid. Alternatively, it may indicate that you read <i><a href="/wiki/Catcher_in_the_Rye" class="mw-redirect" title="Catcher in the Rye">Catcher in the Rye</a></i>, but completely missed the point, i.e. that you're a kid. Either way, you win. Note also that having a sense of proportion is strongly associated with adult-like people. Therefore, to maximize the effect of your swearing, focus its use on very minor issues to show how <a href="/wiki/Tunguska_event" title="Tunguska event">deeply upset</a> you are by them.</li> <li>Periodically announce that you're taking a wikibreak because you have to write a "book report". Avoid the use of "term paper". It muddies the waters because college students also write them. "Essay" is no good either. Many of them have been written by people who were notoriously adult, e.g. <a href="/wiki/Francis_Bacon" title="Francis Bacon">Francis Bacon</a>, <a href="/wiki/Michel_de_Montaigne" title="Michel de Montaigne">Michel de Montaigne</a>, etc. etc.</li></ul> <div class="mw-heading mw-heading2"><h2 id="Confusions_to_watch">Confusions to watch</h2><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=User:Voceditenore/A_handy_guide_to_fooling_Wikipedians_about_your_age&action=edit&section=5" title="Edit section: Confusions to watch"><span>edit</span></a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></div> <p>These words and phrases may look similar, but confusing them can be disastrous for maintaining your chosen age identity. </p> <dl><dd><i>dramatic creation</i> – a <b>bad</b> thing, creating something like <i><a href="/wiki/Hamlet" title="Hamlet">Hamlet</a></i> or <i><a href="/wiki/Don_Giovanni" title="Don Giovanni">Don Giovanni</a></i> is normally considered an adult-like activity.</dd> <dd><i>drama creation</i> – a <b>good</b> thing, especially if you can do it simultaneously on several talk pages and in <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:ANI" class="mw-redirect" title="Wikipedia:ANI">the main theatre</a>.<sup id="cite_ref-8" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-8"><span class="cite-bracket">[</span>8<span class="cite-bracket">]</span></a></sup></dd></dl> <p><br /> </p> <dl><dd><i>nuance</i> – a <b>bad</b> thing, avoid nuanced discourse at all costs, it's normally considered an adult-like skill.</dd> <dd><i>nuisance</i> – a <b>good</b> thing, especially if you are perceived as one by adult-like Wikipedians.<sup id="cite_ref-9" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-9"><span class="cite-bracket">[</span>9<span class="cite-bracket">]</span></a></sup></dd></dl> <p><br /> </p> <dl><dd><i>wine expert</i> – a <b>bad</b> thing, as it strongly implies you're old enough to buy the stuff.</dd> <dd><i>whine expert</i> <sup id="cite_ref-10" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-10"><span class="cite-bracket">[</span>10<span class="cite-bracket">]</span></a></sup> – a <b>good</b> thing, especially in response to criticism from adult-like people.<sup id="cite_ref-11" class="reference"><a href="#cite_note-11"><span class="cite-bracket">[</span>11<span class="cite-bracket">]</span></a></sup></dd></dl> <p><br /> </p> <dl><dd><i>self-aware</i> – a <b>bad</b> thing, normally associated with adult-like behaviour.</dd> <dd><i>self-absorbed</i> – a <b>good</b> thing, remember Wikipedia is all about <b>you</b>.</dd></dl> <figure class="mw-default-size mw-halign-right" typeof="mw:File/Thumb"><a href="/wiki/File:Thirteen-year-old_Beethoven.jpg" class="mw-file-description"><img src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Thirteen-year-old_Beethoven.jpg/150px-Thirteen-year-old_Beethoven.jpg" decoding="async" width="150" height="186" class="mw-file-element" srcset="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Thirteen-year-old_Beethoven.jpg/225px-Thirteen-year-old_Beethoven.jpg 1.5x, //upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Thirteen-year-old_Beethoven.jpg/300px-Thirteen-year-old_Beethoven.jpg 2x" data-file-width="912" data-file-height="1132" /></a><figcaption><a href="/wiki/Beethoven" class="mw-redirect" title="Beethoven">Beethoven</a>, age 13, another <i>faux</i> teenager</figcaption></figure> <div class="mw-heading mw-heading2"><h2 id="Role_Models_to_avoid">Role Models to avoid</h2><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=User:Voceditenore/A_handy_guide_to_fooling_Wikipedians_about_your_age&action=edit&section=6" title="Edit section: Role Models to avoid"><span>edit</span></a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></div> <p>Why? First of all, none of these people even achieved rollbacker status, let alone adminship. Secondly, adults took them seriously. Thus, they were <i><a href="/wiki/Faux" class="mw-disambig" title="Faux">faux</a></i> teenagers. </p> <ul><li><a href="/wiki/Mozart" class="mw-redirect" title="Mozart">Mozart</a> who composed <a href="/wiki/Symphony_No._10_(Mozart)" title="Symphony No. 10 (Mozart)">Symphony No. 10 in G major</a> at 14. Note that Mozart has also let down the side for pre-teens by composing several other symphonies, four piano concertos, and an opera before he was 12.</li> <li><a href="/wiki/Maxim_Vengerov" title="Maxim Vengerov">Maxim Vengerov</a> who made his international debut as a violinist when he was 13 and gave his first <a href="/wiki/Master_class" title="Master class">master class</a> at 15.</li> <li><a href="/wiki/William_Cullen_Bryant" title="William Cullen Bryant">William Cullen Bryant</a> who published his first book, a satire on <a href="/wiki/Thomas_Jefferson" title="Thomas Jefferson">Thomas Jefferson</a>, when he was 13.</li> <li><a href="/wiki/Freddy_Adu" title="Freddy Adu">Freddy Adu</a> who made his professional debut in Major League Soccer at the age of 14.</li> <li><a href="/wiki/Blaise_Pascal" title="Blaise Pascal">Blaise Pascal</a> who wrote <a href="/wiki/Pascal%27s_theorem" title="Pascal's theorem">a major mathematical theorem</a> when he was 16.</li> <li><a href="/wiki/Pablo_Picasso" title="Pablo Picasso">Pablo Picasso</a> who painted <a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://www.artchive.com/artchive/p/picasso/self1.jpg">this self-portrait</a> when he was 14. Note how disturbingly adult-like it is, not an image you should cultivate.</li></ul> <div class="mw-heading mw-heading2"><h2 id="Notes">Notes</h2><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=User:Voceditenore/A_handy_guide_to_fooling_Wikipedians_about_your_age&action=edit&section=7" title="Edit section: Notes"><span>edit</span></a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></div> <style data-mw-deduplicate="TemplateStyles:r1239543626">.mw-parser-output .reflist{margin-bottom:0.5em;list-style-type:decimal}@media screen{.mw-parser-output .reflist{font-size:90%}}.mw-parser-output .reflist .references{font-size:100%;margin-bottom:0;list-style-type:inherit}.mw-parser-output .reflist-columns-2{column-width:30em}.mw-parser-output .reflist-columns-3{column-width:25em}.mw-parser-output .reflist-columns{margin-top:0.3em}.mw-parser-output .reflist-columns ol{margin-top:0}.mw-parser-output .reflist-columns li{page-break-inside:avoid;break-inside:avoid-column}.mw-parser-output .reflist-upper-alpha{list-style-type:upper-alpha}.mw-parser-output .reflist-upper-roman{list-style-type:upper-roman}.mw-parser-output .reflist-lower-alpha{list-style-type:lower-alpha}.mw-parser-output .reflist-lower-greek{list-style-type:lower-greek}.mw-parser-output .reflist-lower-roman{list-style-type:lower-roman}</style><div class="reflist"> <div class="mw-references-wrap mw-references-columns"><ol class="references"> <li id="cite_note-1"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><b><a href="#cite_ref-1">^</a></b></span> <span class="reference-text">Statistically speaking, the behaviours suggested on this page correlate pretty strongly with chronological age, i.e., the more of them that you display, the younger people will think you are. So try to include as many as you can to avoid other Wikipedians thinking you are a boring and utterly pointless adult.</span> </li> <li id="cite_note-2"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><b><a href="#cite_ref-2">^</a></b></span> <span class="reference-text">A word of caution: Your choice of icons can be fraught with <a href="/wiki/Semiotics" title="Semiotics">semiotic</a> pitfalls. Avoid: <a class="external text" href="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Spas_vsederzhitel_sinay.jpg">Byzantine icons</a>, <a class="external text" href="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Albert_Einstein_Head.jpg/460px-Albert_Einstein_Head.jpg">cultural icons</a>, and <a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://geekgirlfriends.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/audrey-hepburn.jpg">fashion icons</a>. They will completely blow your image. Stick to <a class="external text" href="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/718smiley.svg/600px-718smiley.svg.png">this type</a>.</span> </li> <li id="cite_note-3"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><b><a href="#cite_ref-3">^</a></b></span> <span class="reference-text">Note: Not on article talk pages. Get your priorities straight. Besides, you might actually have to read the article first, which will take time away from more important things.</span> </li> <li id="cite_note-4"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><b><a href="#cite_ref-4">^</a></b></span> <span class="reference-text">i.e. yell at you for immature behaviour</span> </li> <li id="cite_note-5"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><b><a href="#cite_ref-5">^</a></b></span> <span class="reference-text">In between your retirements, consider showing your "displeasure" at comments about your immature behaviour with <a class="external text" href="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Wikimood_-02.png">this handy tool</a>.</span> </li> <li id="cite_note-6"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><b><a href="#cite_ref-6">^</a></b></span> <span class="reference-text">Note: This will not guarantee that people will think you're a still school kid. Lots of adults plagiarise too. Shame on them!</span> </li> <li id="cite_note-7"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><b><a href="#cite_ref-7">^</a></b></span> <span class="reference-text">Remember, to have full effect, retirement should last no more than 24 hours.</span> </li> <li id="cite_note-8"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><b><a href="#cite_ref-8">^</a></b></span> <span class="reference-text">See for example, <a class="external text" href="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c7/Explosions.jpg/800px-Explosions.jpg">this demonstration</a>.</span> </li> <li id="cite_note-9"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><b><a href="#cite_ref-9">^</a></b></span> <span class="reference-text">To reinforce this perception make liberal use of the phrase <b>"Please don't block me!!!"</b> on as many talk pages as possible.</span> </li> <li id="cite_note-10"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><b><a href="#cite_ref-10">^</a></b></span> <span class="reference-text">Note: This is not the same thing as a "tantrum expert", a term reserved for editors whose chosen age identity on Wikipedia is "<a href="/wiki/Toddler" title="Toddler">toddler</a>".</span> </li> <li id="cite_note-11"><span class="mw-cite-backlink"><b><a href="#cite_ref-11">^</a></b></span> <span class="reference-text">Or having Huggle taken away from you for the third time. 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