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Mitch Daniels (@<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/mymanmitch" rel="nofollow">mymanmitch</a>) thinks America's <a href="/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/search?q=%23debt" title="#debt" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#debt</a> is the new Red Scare. <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110926125108/http://t.co/F9dArKc6" target="_blank" class="tweet-url web" rel="nofollow" class="twitter-timeline-link">on.cc.com/qahQ0k</a> <a href="/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/search?q=%23dailyshow" title="#dailyshow" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#dailyshow</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/116832997726109697"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Sep 22 11:15:31 +0000 2011'}">4:15 AM Sep 22nd</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-TheDailyShow status" id="status_116830615688585216"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">.@<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/Johnboehner" rel="nofollow">Johnboehner</a> explains why he thinks giving the federal government more money is a bad idea. <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110926125108/http://t.co/5XQrGsVs" target="_blank" class="tweet-url web" rel="nofollow" class="twitter-timeline-link">on.cc.com/qArKEX</a> <a href="/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/search?q=%23dailyshow" title="#dailyshow" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#dailyshow</a> <a href="/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/search?q=%23MomentofZen" title="#MomentofZen" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#MomentofZen</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/116830615688585216"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Sep 22 11:06:04 +0000 2011'}">4:06 AM Sep 22nd</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110926125108/http://www.thedailyshow.com/" rel="nofollow">The Daily Show</a></span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-TheDailyShow status" id="status_116830610621870080"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">If taxes are raised on job creators, Subway won't expand, and @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/Oreillyfactor" rel="nofollow">Oreillyfactor</a> might quit his show. <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110926125108/http://t.co/9LADtDNM" target="_blank" class="tweet-url web" rel="nofollow" class="twitter-timeline-link">on.cc.com/pZzmOW</a> <a href="/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/search?q=%23dailyshow" title="#dailyshow" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#dailyshow</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/116830610621870080"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Sep 22 11:06:02 +0000 2011'}">4:06 AM Sep 22nd</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110926125108/http://www.thedailyshow.com/" rel="nofollow">The Daily Show</a></span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-TheDailyShow status" id="status_116829858704793600"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">.@<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/BarackObama" rel="nofollow">BarackObama</a>'s tax program isn't class warfare -- it's math. <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110926125108/http://t.co/d19BsILv" target="_blank" class="tweet-url web" rel="nofollow" class="twitter-timeline-link">on.cc.com/o3T6kB</a> <a href="/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/search?q=%23dailyshow" title="#dailyshow" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#dailyshow</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/116829858704793600"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Sep 22 11:03:03 +0000 2011'}">4:03 AM Sep 22nd</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110926125108/http://www.thedailyshow.com/" rel="nofollow">The Daily Show</a></span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-TheDailyShow status" id="status_116829117084741633"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">Get ready for The Daily Show morning dump! <a href="/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/search?q=%23dailyshow" title="#dailyshow" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#dailyshow</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/116829117084741633"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Sep 22 11:00:06 +0000 2011'}">4:00 AM Sep 22nd</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110926125108/http://www.thedailyshow.com/" rel="nofollow">The Daily Show</a></span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-TheDailyShow status" id="status_116628609866805248"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">.@<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/GovernorPerry" rel="nofollow">GovernorPerry</a> goes to Harvard Club, oafishly eats with wrong fork/shoots with wrong gun. <a href="/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/search?q=%23TDSBreakingNews" title="#TDSBreakingNews" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#TDSBreakingNews</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/116628609866805248"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Wed Sep 21 21:43:22 +0000 2011'}">2:43 PM Sep 21st</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-TheDailyShow status" id="status_116591108024315905"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content"><a href="/web/20110926125108/http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Solyndra" title="#Solyndra" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#Solyndra</a> execs will take the 5th before Congress. 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