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class="content-bubble-arrow"></div> <table cellspacing="0" class="columns"> <tbody> <tr> <td id="content" class="round-left column"> <div class="wrapper"> <div class="profile-user"> <div id="user_87969610" class="user "> <h2 class="thumb clearfix"> <a href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/account/profile_image/RoryAlbanese?hreflang=en"><img alt="" border="0" height="73" id="profile-image" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800im_/https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1358889920/NewTwitPic_bigger.JPG" valign="middle" width="73"/></a> <div class="screen-name">RoryAlbanese</div> </h2> </div> </div> <div id="similar_to_followed"></div> <div class="section"> <div id="timeline_heading" style="display: none;"> <h1 id="heading"></h1> </div> <ol id="timeline" class="statuses"> <li class="hentry u-RealSoonYi share status" id="status_117356787283402752"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="big-retweet-icon" title="Retweets from people you follow appear in your timeline."></span> <strong><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RealSoonYi" class="tweet-url screen-name">RealSoonYi</a></strong> <span class="entry-content">cant wait to be in miami for hanukaah :) <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/http://t.co/xbWboNc2" target="_blank" class="tweet-url web" rel="nofollow" class="twitter-timeline-link">bit.ly/rhFwbf</a></span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RealSoonYi/status/117309587757072384"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Fri Sep 23 18:49:19 +0000 2011'}">about 6 hours ago</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/http://www.tweetdeck.com/" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta retweet-meta"> <span class="shared-content">Retweeted by <a href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese" class="screen-name timestamp-title" data="{time:"Fri Sep 23 21:56:53 +0000 2011"}" title="about 3 hours ago">RoryAlbanese</a> and 2 others</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-RoryAlbanese status" id="status_117310821767450624"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">Wouldn't the porn parody simply be "Money Balls"? RT: @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese" rel="nofollow">RoryAlbanese</a> I'm more interested in the porn parody, "MoneyBawl."</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/117310821767450624"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Fri Sep 23 18:54:14 +0000 2011'}">about 6 hours ago</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-RoryAlbanese status" id="status_117309922076663809"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">Anyone know when the "#MoneyBall" remake is scheduled to begin shooting?</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/117309922076663809"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Fri Sep 23 18:50:39 +0000 2011'}">about 6 hours ago</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-RoryAlbanese status" id="status_117297624779997184"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">Lil Zane is trending? Did Billy Zane have a baby?! That is so exciting. Congrats Billy, I love "The Phantom"!</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/117297624779997184"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Fri Sep 23 18:01:47 +0000 2011'}">about 7 hours ago</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-RoryAlbanese status" id="status_116957719457570817"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">@<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/MattAlbie60" rel="nofollow">MattAlbie60</a> @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/DannyTripp60" rel="nofollow">DannyTripp60</a> Missed you guys on Sunday! Where were you sitting?</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/116957719457570817"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Sep 22 19:31:07 +0000 2011'}">12:31 PM Sep 22nd</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-RoryAlbanese status" id="status_116931697198645250"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">Stamos, admit you are fighting over me! RT @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/JohnStamos" rel="nofollow">JohnStamos</a> @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/jimmyfallon" rel="nofollow">jimmyfallon</a> you got some explaining to do- <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/http://t.co/0Ac8Mrm8" target="_blank" class="tweet-url web" rel="nofollow" class="twitter-timeline-link">say.ly/BpSJj5</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/116931697198645250"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Sep 22 17:47:43 +0000 2011'}">10:47 AM Sep 22nd</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-christonecipher share status" id="status_116353588715978752"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="big-retweet-icon" title="Retweets from people you follow appear in your timeline."></span> <strong><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/christonecipher" class="tweet-url screen-name">christonecipher</a></strong> <span class="entry-content">Genuinely ferclempt by the clip of soldier asking father if he's still loved even though he was gay. A beautiful day, and clip @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese" rel="nofollow">RoryAlbanese</a></span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/christonecipher/status/116350625175977985"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Wed Sep 21 03:18:45 +0000 2011'}">8:18 PM Sep 20th</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/http://twitter.com/#!/download/iphone" rel="nofollow">Twitter for iPhone</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta retweet-meta"> <span class="shared-content">Retweeted by <a href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese" class="screen-name timestamp-title" data="{time:"Wed Sep 21 03:30:31 +0000 2011"}" title="2 days ago">RoryAlbanese</a> and 2 others</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-RoryAlbanese status" id="status_116228924027052032"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">@<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/frucci" rel="nofollow">frucci</a> One drink and it was all okay.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/116228924027052032"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Tue Sep 20 19:15:09 +0000 2011'}">12:15 PM Sep 20th</span></a> <span>via web</span> <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/frucci/status/116208940328562688">in reply to frucci</a></span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-RoryAlbanese status" id="status_116206529132236800"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">Shaking the rust off after an 8 month stand up hiatus tonight at, UCB East. 155 East 3rd Street 10 PM. <a href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/search?q=%23selfpromotingisawesome" title="#selfpromotingisawesome" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#selfpromotingisawesome</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/116206529132236800"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Tue Sep 20 17:46:10 +0000 2011'}">10:46 AM Sep 20th</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-RoryAlbanese status" id="status_116186284145377281"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">@<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/MarthaPlimpton" rel="nofollow">MarthaPlimpton</a> Nice moves the other night.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/116186284145377281"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Tue Sep 20 16:25:43 +0000 2011'}">9:25 AM Sep 20th</span></a> <span>via web</span> <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/MarthaPlimpton/status/116185587467300864">in reply to MarthaPlimpton</a></span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-RoryAlbanese status" id="status_115643003158265856"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">It happened! I shouted Stamos at the real @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/JohnStamos" rel="nofollow">JohnStamos</a>!! The circle is complete!! <a href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Emmys" title="#Emmys" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#Emmys</a> <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/http://t.co/Tp5f6LOA" target="_blank" class="tweet-url web" rel="nofollow" class="twitter-timeline-link">lockerz.com/s/140068617</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/115643003158265856"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Mon Sep 19 04:26:55 +0000 2011'}">9:26 PM Sep 18th</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/http://www.nibirutech.com/" rel="nofollow">TwitBird</a></span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-RoryAlbanese status" id="status_114411705668349952"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">@<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/AlecBaldwin" rel="nofollow">AlecBaldwin</a> White blazer on the beach. I think you just reinvented handsome, well done!</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/114411705668349952"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Sep 15 18:54:10 +0000 2011'}">11:54 AM Sep 15th</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-RoryAlbanese status" id="status_114411144629854208"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">NASA discovered a real life Tatooine! We should all fall in love with pictures of it & then ask old George Lucas to ruin them.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/114411144629854208"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Sep 15 18:51:57 +0000 2011'}">11:51 AM Sep 15th</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-RoryAlbanese status" id="status_114410325528412160"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">NASA discovered a real life Tatooine! Suck on that "Star Trek" fans, you losers are still living in a fantasy world!!</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/114410325528412160"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Sep 15 18:48:41 +0000 2011'}">11:48 AM Sep 15th</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-YoungShad5 share status" id="status_113639756960772096"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="big-retweet-icon" title="Retweets from people you follow appear in your timeline."></span> <strong><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/YoungShad5" class="tweet-url screen-name">YoungShad5</a></strong> <span class="entry-content">Rip Tupac, been 15 years since he pasted away <a href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/search?q=%23crazy" title="#crazy" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#crazy</a></span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/YoungShad5/status/113638679091748866"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Tue Sep 13 15:42:27 +0000 2011'}">8:42 AM Sep 13th</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/http://blackberry.com/twitter" rel="nofollow">Twitter for BlackBerry®</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta retweet-meta"> <span class="shared-content">Retweeted by <a href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese" class="screen-name timestamp-title" data="{time:"Tue Sep 13 15:46:44 +0000 2011"}" title="10 days ago">RoryAlbanese</a> and 31 others</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-MikeTyson share status" id="status_113638975087980544"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="big-retweet-icon" title="Retweets from people you follow appear in your timeline."></span> <strong><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/MikeTyson" class="tweet-url screen-name">MikeTyson</a></strong> <span class="entry-content">Anytime you’re on the other side of the dirt, you’re blessed.</span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/MikeTyson/status/113638656161497088"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Tue Sep 13 15:42:21 +0000 2011'}">8:42 AM Sep 13th</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/http://www.echofon.com/" rel="nofollow">Echofon</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta retweet-meta"> <span class="shared-content">Retweeted by <a href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese" class="screen-name timestamp-title" data="{time:"Tue Sep 13 15:43:37 +0000 2011"}" title="10 days ago">RoryAlbanese</a> and 100+ others</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-RoryAlbanese status" id="status_113429879772561409"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">The debate was interesting, but that AFLAC ad with the rapping pigeon was amazing. <a href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/search?q=%23cnnteaparty" title="#cnnteaparty" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#cnnteaparty</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/113429879772561409"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Tue Sep 13 01:52:45 +0000 2011'}">6:52 PM Sep 12th</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/http://www.nibirutech.com/" rel="nofollow">TwitBird</a></span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-TheLewisBlack share status" id="status_113062712350752768"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="big-retweet-icon" title="Retweets from people you follow appear in your timeline."></span> <strong><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/TheLewisBlack" class="tweet-url screen-name">TheLewisBlack</a></strong> <span class="entry-content">Fuck the Cowboys.</span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/TheLewisBlack/status/113049330126032897"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Mon Sep 12 00:40:35 +0000 2011'}">5:40 PM Sep 11th</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/http://twitter.com/download/android" rel="nofollow">Twitter for Android</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta retweet-meta"> <span class="shared-content">Retweeted by <a href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese" class="screen-name timestamp-title" data="{time:"Mon Sep 12 01:33:45 +0000 2011"}" title="11 days ago">RoryAlbanese</a> and 100+ others</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-RoryAlbanese status" id="status_112254614988005376"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">True! RT: @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/jasonwhat" rel="nofollow">jasonwhat</a> have it on good authority that @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese" rel="nofollow">RoryAlbanese</a> will work for, "Beer and pizza." It better be the cheap domestic stuff.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/112254614988005376"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Fri Sep 09 20:02:40 +0000 2011'}">1:02 PM Sep 9th</span></a> <span>via web</span> <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/jasonwhat/status/112229967072477184">in reply to jasonwhat</a></span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-RoryAlbanese status" id="status_112254045128892416"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">@<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/mulaney" rel="nofollow">mulaney</a> I think you have his name wrong. It's Mike Meyers.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/112254045128892416"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Fri Sep 09 20:00:24 +0000 2011'}">1:00 PM Sep 9th</span></a> <span>via web</span> <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/mulaney/status/112252853707481088">in reply to mulaney</a></span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> </ol> <div id="pagination"> <a href="/web/20110924010800/https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese?max_id=117356787283402752&page=2&twttr=true" class="round more" id="more" rel="next">more</a> </div> </div> </div> </td> <td id="side_base" class="column round-right"> <div id="side"> <div id="profile" class="section profile-side"> <span class="section-links"> </span> <address> <ul class="about vcard entry-author"> <li class="verified-profile"><a 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