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title="Huge+Companies+Are+Pulling+Facebook+Ads%3B+They%E2%80%99ll+Just+Come+Crawling+Back">Huge Companies Are Pulling Facebook Ads; They’ll Just Come Crawling Back</a></h2> <p class=description> Who doesn't want to sell their products to proud racists and conspiracy nuts? </p> <dl> <dt class=sr-only>Authors</dt> <dd> By <a href="https://www.cracked.com/members/limpl0uie" rel=author>Luis Prada</a> </dd> <dt class=sr-only>Published</dt> <dd> <time datetime="2020-06-29 11:20:00">June 29, 2020</time> </dd> </dl> </div> </article> <article class="content-card "> <a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_28106_there-are-better-targets-than-golden-girls-episodes.html" class=thumb title="There Are Better Targets Than Mud-Masks In 'Golden Girls'"> <picture class=lozad data-iesrc="https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/9/1/8/740918_800x450.jpg?v=2" data-alt="There Are Better Targets Than Mud-Masks In 'Golden Girls'"> <source 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