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MS',sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="http://media.sabda.org/audio_publikasi/humor/2664_Ditilang_Polisi.mp3">Download Audio</a> </p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Sedang enak-enak naik motor, Dudung diberhentikan oleh polisi.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><img class="gambarStatis" src="http://static.sabda.org/ehumor/humor_2664_tanda_pengenal.jpg" alt="Gambar: Tanda Pengenal" style="float:right;height:auto;padding-left:15px;pointer-events:none;width:200px;" /></p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Polisi:</b> “Bisa lihat SIM-nya?”</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Dudung:</b> “Ini, Pak!”</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Polisi:</b> “Kok fotonya tidak sama dengan muka kamu?”</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Dudung:</b> “Iya, Pak. Itu saya pinjam punya teman saya.”</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Polisi:</b> “Kenapa kamu memakai SIM orang lain? Kamu telah melanggar lalu lintas!!!”</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Dudung:</b> “Lho, kenapa bapak marah-marah? Orang teman saya yang saya pinjam SIM-nya aja enggak marah kok!”</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Polisi:</b> “@#$!%!$@%”</p> <p style="font-size:85%;margin-bottom:1em;">[Diambil dari: <a style="text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="https://lifeblogid.com/cerita-lucu/">https://lifeblogid.com/cerita-lucu/</a>]</p> <div style="font-size:16px;font-style:italic;line-height:1.5;padding:1em 2.5em;text-align:center;"> <hr style="border:1px solid #000096;width:30%;" /> <span style="display:block;width:100%;">“Jangan mencuri, jangan berbohong, jangan berdusta pada orang lain.”</span><br /> <span style="display:block;padding-right:1.5em;text-align:right;width:100%;">—<a style="border-bottom:1px dashed blue;padding-bottom:.25em;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="https://alkitab.mobi/ayt/Ima/19/11/">Imamat 19:11, AYT</a></span> </div> </div> <div class="field field--name-field-bidang field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/taxonomy/term/88" hreflang="en">Humor Polisi</a></div> </div> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-forbidden"><a href="/user/login?destination=/comment/reply/node/3963/comment_node_book%23comment-form">Log in</a> to post comments</li></ul><section> </section> </div> </article> </div> <div class="views-row"><article data-history-node-id="3962" role="article" about="/mendapat-gaji-lebih-besar-dari-biasanya" class="book default clearfix"> <h2> <a href="/mendapat-gaji-lebih-besar-dari-biasanya" rel="bookmark"><span>Mendapat Gaji Lebih Besar dari Biasanya</span> </a> </h2> <footer> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/admin"> </article> <div class="author"> Submitted by <span><span lang="" about="/user/admin" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">admin</span></span> on <span>Thu, 01/14/2021 - 14:33</span> </div> </footer> <div class="content"> <div class="field field--name-field-kitab field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/kitab/perjanjian_baru/matius" hreflang="en">Matius</a></div> </div> <div class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p style="margin-bottom:1em;"> <span class="jenis_kolom" style="color:#000096;display:block;font-size:16px;font-weight:bolder;line-height:1.5;">BAHAN HUMOR</span><br /> <span class="judulKolom" style="color:#121212;display:block;font-size:1.5em;font-weight:bold;">Mendapat Gaji Lebih Besar dari Biasanya</span><br /> <a class="btn" style="display:inline-block;font-family:'Helvetica','Arial','Verdana','Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="http://media.sabda.org/audio_publikasi/humor/2664_Mendapat_Gaji_Lebih_Besar_dari_Biasanya.mp3">Download Audio</a> </p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Suatu hari, seorang karyawan menerima cek pembayaran gaji yang luar biasa besar. Dia memutuskan untuk tidak mengatakan apa-apa tentang hal itu.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><img class="gambarStatis" src="http://static.sabda.org/ehumor/humor_2664_uang.png" alt="Gambar: Uang" style="float:right;height:auto;padding-left:15px;pointer-events:none;width:200px;" /></p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Bulan berikutnya, ceknya kurang dari jumlah normal, lalu dia protes kepada bosnya.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">"Bagaimana bisa," bosnya bertanya, "Anda tidak mengatakan apa-apa ketika Anda dibayar lebih?"</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Tak gentar, sang karyawan menjawab, "Yah, saya bisa mengabaikan satu kesalahan, tetapi tidak dua kali berturut-turut!"</p> <p style="font-size:85%;margin-bottom:1em;">[Diambil dan disunting dari: <a style="text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="https://www.ketawa.com/2015/04/10969-mendapat-gaji-lebih-besar-dari-biasanya.html">https://www.ketawa.com/2015/04/10969-mendapat-gaji-lebih-besar-dari-biasanya.html</a>]</p> <div style="font-size:16px;font-style:italic;line-height:1.5;padding:1em 2.5em;text-align:center;"> <hr style="border:1px solid #000096;width:30%;" /> <span style="display:block;width:100%;">“Karena jika kamu mengampuni kesalahan-kesalahan orang lain, Bapa surgawimu juga akan mengampunimu. Akan tetapi, jika kamu tidak mengampuni kesalahan-kesalahan orang lain, Bapamu juga tidak akan mengampuni kesalahan-kesalahanmu.”</span> <p> <span style="display:block;padding-right:1.5em;text-align:right;width:100%;">—<a style="border-bottom:1px dashed blue;padding-bottom:.25em;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="https://alkitab.mobi/ayt/passage/Mat+6:14-15">Matius 6:14-15, AYT</a></span> </p></div> </div> <div class="field field--name-field-bidang field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/taxonomy/term/118" hreflang="en">Humor Pekerjaan</a></div> </div> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-forbidden"><a href="/user/login?destination=/comment/reply/node/3962/comment_node_book%23comment-form">Log in</a> to post comments</li></ul><section> </section> </div> </article> </div> <div class="views-row"><article data-history-node-id="3955" role="article" about="/penginjilan-0" class="book default clearfix"> <h2> <a href="/penginjilan-0" rel="bookmark"><span>Penginjilan</span> </a> </h2> <footer> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/tim_ihumor"> </article> <div class="author"> Submitted by <span><span lang="" about="/user/tim_ihumor" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Tim i-Humor</span></span> on <span>Tue, 11/17/2020 - 14:30</span> </div> </footer> <div class="content"> <div class="field field--name-field-kitab field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/kitab/perjanjian_baru/efesus" hreflang="en">Efesus</a></div> </div> <div class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p style="margin-bottom:1em;"> <span class="jenis_kolom" style="color:#000096;display:block;font-size:16px;font-weight:bolder;line-height:1.5;">BAHAN HUMOR</span><br /> <span class="judulKolom" style="color:#121212;display:block;font-size:1.5em;font-weight:bold;">Penginjilan</span><br /> <a class="btn" style="display:inline-block;font-family:'Helvetica','Arial','Verdana','Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="http://media.sabda.org/audio_publikasi/humor/2663_Penginjilan.mp3">Download Audio</a> </p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Ada dua penginjil, Tsadiq dan Shilo, yang memanfaatkan penginjilan massal saat musim naik haji di Mekkah dan Madinah, Arab.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><img class="gambarStatis" src="http://static.sabda.org/ehumor/humor_2663_yesus.png" alt="Gambar: Yesus" style="float:right;height:auto;padding-left:15px;pointer-events:none;width:250px;" /></p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Setibanya di lokasi, Tsadiq ke arah pintu barat dan Shilo ke arah pintu timur mencari prospek serta mengabarkan Injil. Pada hari pertama dan kedua, tidak ada orang yang mau mendekat dan mendengarkan berita yang mereka sampaikan.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Pada hari ketiga, Tsadiq dan Shilo mendapat ide cemerlang yang menjadi strategi untuk mengajak orang-orang berkumpul agar berita anugerah keselamatan diwartakan. Masing-masing dari mereka memukul piring kosong untuk menarik perhatian massa sambil berseru "Gratis ... gratis ... gratis." Mendengar kata "gratis", orang-orang dari Indonesia banyak berkumpul dan berkerumun sambil berdesak-desakan mau melihat dan mengambil secara gratis.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Kedua penginjil tersebut dengan tegas mengatakan bahwa: Anugerah keselamatan diberikan secara cuma-cuma atau gratis oleh Yesus Kristus bagi setiap orang yang percaya kepada-Nya. Lalu, beberapa orang dalam kerumunan tersebut berteriak dengan berkata, "Saya mau pesan satu." Ada juga yang mau pesan dua.</p> <p style="font-size:85%;margin-bottom:1em;">[Diedit dari: Humor kiriman EUZ Wonga]</p> <div style="font-size:16px;font-style:italic;line-height:1.5;padding:1em 2.5em;text-align:center;"> <hr style="border:1px solid #000096;width:30%;" /> <span style="display:block;width:100%;">“Sebab, oleh anugerah kamu diselamatkan melalui iman dan ini bukan dari dirimu sendiri, tetapi karunia Allah, bukan hasil usahamu, supaya tidak ada seorang pun yang menyombongkan diri. Kita ini buatan Allah, diciptakan dalam Yesus Kristus untuk melakukan pekerjaan baik yang dipersiapkan Allah sebelumnya supaya kita bisa hidup di dalamnya.”</span> <p> <span style="display:block;padding-right:1.5em;text-align:right;width:100%;">—<a style="border-bottom:1px dashed blue;padding-bottom:.25em;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="https://alkitab.mobi/ayt/passage/Ef+2:8-10">Efesus 2:8-10, AYT</a></span> </p></div> </div> <div class="field field--name-field-bidang field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/bidang/humor_hamba_tuhan" hreflang="en">Humor Hamba Tuhan</a></div> </div> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-forbidden"><a href="/user/login?destination=/comment/reply/node/3955/comment_node_book%23comment-form">Log in</a> to post comments</li></ul><section> </section> </div> </article> </div> <div class="views-row"><article data-history-node-id="3954" role="article" about="/hadiah-ulang-tahun" class="book default clearfix"> <h2> <a href="/hadiah-ulang-tahun" rel="bookmark"><span>Hadiah Ulang Tahun</span> </a> </h2> <footer> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/tim_ihumor"> </article> <div class="author"> Submitted by <span><span lang="" about="/user/tim_ihumor" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Tim i-Humor</span></span> on <span>Tue, 11/17/2020 - 14:23</span> </div> </footer> <div class="content"> <div class="field field--name-field-kitab field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/kitab/perjanjian_lama/pengkhotbah" hreflang="en">Pengkhotbah</a></div> </div> <div class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p style="margin-bottom:1em;"> <span class="judulKolom" style="color:#121212;display:block;font-size:1.5em;font-weight:bold;">Hadiah Ulang Tahun</span><br /> <a class="btn" style="display:inline-block;font-family:'Helvetica','Arial','Verdana','Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="http://media.sabda.org/audio_publikasi/humor/2663_Hadiah_Ulang_Tahun.mp3">Download Audio</a> </p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Seorang pria muda sangat mencintai seorang gadis cantik. Suatu hari, gadis itu mengatakan kepadanya bahwa hari berikutnya adalah hari ulang tahunnya. Pria itu pun mengatakan kepada sang gadis bahwa dia akan mengiriminya buket mawar ... satu tangkai untuk setiap tahun hidupnya.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><img class="gambarStatis" src="http://static.sabda.org/ehumor/humor_2663_buket_mawar.png" alt="Gambar: Buket Mawar" style="float:right;height:auto;padding-left:15px;pointer-events:none;width:200px;" /></p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Malam itu, dia menelepon toko bunga setempat dan memesan dua puluh satu tangkai mawar dengan berpesan agar buket bunga itu segera diantarkan keesokan paginya.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Ketika si penjual bunga sedang menyiapkan pesanan pemuda itu, dia memutuskan bahwa karena pemuda itu adalah pelanggan yang baik, dia akan menambahkan selusin mawar lagi di dalam karangan bunga pesanannya.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Pemuda itu tidak pernah tahu apa yang membuat gadis muda itu begitu marah kepadanya.</p> <p style="font-size:85%;margin-bottom:1em;">[Diterjemahkan dari: <a style="text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="http://jokes.christiansunite.com/Mistakes/Birthday_Gift.shtml">http://jokes.christiansunite.com/Mistakes/Birthday_Gift.shtml</a>]</p> <div style="font-size:16px;font-style:italic;line-height:1.5;padding:1em 2.5em;text-align:center;"> <hr style="border:1px solid #000096;width:30%;" /> <span style="display:block;width:100%;">“Jangan tergesa-gesa marah dalam rohmu, karena kemarahan tinggal dalam dada orang bodoh.”</span><br /> <span style="display:block;padding-right:1.5em;text-align:right;width:100%;">—<a style="border-bottom:1px dashed blue;padding-bottom:.25em;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="https://alkitab.mobi/ayt/Pkh/7/9">Pengkhotbah 7:9, AYT</a></span> </div> </div> <div class="field field--name-field-bidang field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/taxonomy/term/108" hreflang="en">Pria dan Wanita</a></div> </div> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-forbidden"><a href="/user/login?destination=/comment/reply/node/3954/comment_node_book%23comment-form">Log in</a> to post comments</li></ul><section> </section> </div> </article> </div> <div class="views-row"><article data-history-node-id="3950" role="article" about="/guru-pelupa" class="book default clearfix"> <h2> <a href="/guru-pelupa" rel="bookmark"><span>Guru Pelupa</span> </a> </h2> <footer> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/tim_ihumor"> </article> <div class="author"> Submitted by <span><span lang="" about="/user/tim_ihumor" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Tim i-Humor</span></span> on <span>Thu, 11/12/2020 - 15:31</span> </div> </footer> <div class="content"> <div class="field field--name-field-kitab field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/kitab/perjanjian_baru/titus" hreflang="en">Titus</a></div> </div> <div class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p style="margin-bottom:1em;"> <span class="jenis_kolom" style="color:#000096;display:block;font-size:16px;font-weight:bolder;line-height:1.5;">BAHAN HUMOR</span><br /> <span class="judulKolom" style="color:#121212;display:block;font-size:1.5em;font-weight:bold;">Guru Pelupa</span><br /> <a class="btn" style="display:inline-block;font-family:'Helvetica','Arial','Verdana','Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="http://media.sabda.org/audio_publikasi/humor/2662_Guru_Pelupa.mp3">Download Audio</a> </p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Saat jam pelajaran, seorang guru bernama Mukidi memberikan pertanyaan matematika yang cukup mudah. Namun, dari satu pertanyaan tersebut, semua murid tidak bisa menjawabnya.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Mukidi:</b> "Murid-murid, saya kasih satu pertanyaan ya. Kalau bisa jawab, bapak beri hadiah."</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Semua Murid:</b> "Iya, Pak."</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Mukidi:</b> "Pertanyaannya mudah, 9 + 5 berapa?"</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><img class="gambarStatis" src="http://static.sabda.org/ehumor/humor_2662_mengajar.png" alt="Gambar: Guru" style="float:right;height:auto;padding-left:15px;pointer-events:none;width:250px;" /></p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Murid 1:</b> "14, Pak."</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Mukidi:</b> "Salah."</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Murid 2:</b> "95, Pak."</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Mukidi:</b> "Salah."</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Murid 3:</b> "Nol, Pak."</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Mukidi:</b> "Salah juga."</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Hampir semua jawaban murid salah, dan akhirnya murid pun kebingungan.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Semua Murid:</b> "Lalu, yang benar jawabannya berapa, Pak?"</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Mukidi:</b> "24, anak-anak."</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Murid 1:</b> "Kok bisa?"</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Mukidi:</b> "Soalnya, bapak tadi lupa <i>naruh</i> angka 1 di depan angka 9."</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Murid 2:</b> ##@$$@$@#</p> <p style="font-size:85%;margin-bottom:1em;">[Diambil dari: <a style="text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="https://katasiana.com/cerita-lucu-humor/">https://katasiana.com/cerita-lucu-humor/</a>]</p> </div> <div class="field field--name-field-bidang field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/taxonomy/term/116" hreflang="en">Karier</a></div> </div> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-forbidden"><a href="/user/login?destination=/comment/reply/node/3950/comment_node_book%23comment-form">Log in</a> to post comments</li></ul><section> </section> </div> </article> </div> <div class="views-row"><article data-history-node-id="3949" role="article" about="/seorang-profesor" class="book default clearfix"> <h2> <a href="/seorang-profesor" rel="bookmark"><span>Seorang Profesor</span> </a> </h2> <footer> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/tim_ihumor"> </article> <div class="author"> Submitted by <span><span lang="" about="/user/tim_ihumor" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Tim i-Humor</span></span> on <span>Thu, 11/12/2020 - 15:28</span> </div> </footer> <div class="content"> <div class="field field--name-field-kitab field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/kitab/perjanjian_baru/ibrani" hreflang="en">Ibrani</a></div> </div> <div class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p style="margin-bottom:1em;"> <span class="judulKolom" style="color:#121212;display:block;font-size:1.5em;font-weight:bold;">Seorang Profesor</span><br /> <a class="btn" style="display:inline-block;font-family:'Helvetica','Arial','Verdana','Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="http://media.sabda.org/audio_publikasi/humor/2662_Seorang_Profesor.mp3">Download Audio</a> </p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Profesor Carter berjalan kaki mengunjungi rumah seorang temannya yang terletak di ujung jalan. Setelah makan malam dan bermain catur, dia berpamitan hendak pulang. Namun, tiba-tiba hujan turun dengan derasnya dan angin bertiup sangat kencang.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><img class="gambarStatis" src="http://static.sabda.org/ehumor/humor_2662_profesor.png" alt="Gambar: Profesor" style="float:right;height:auto;padding-left:15px;pointer-events:none;width:280px;" /></p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">"Jangan pulang dulu, hujan sangat deras dan udara sangat dingin juga. Menginap saja di sini!" cegah temannya.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Sang Profesor segera menyetujui tawaran tersebut, maka temannya itu masuk ke dalam rumah dan menyuruh istrinya menyiapkan tempat tidur.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Ketika dia keluar lagi ke ruang tamu, ternyata Profesor itu sudah tidak ada. Dia dan istrinya mencari-cari ke segala sudut rumah, tetapi tidak menemukan si Profesor.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Tiba-tiba, terdengar orang membuka pintu dan masuk ke dalam rumah.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">"Profesor Carter! Dari mana saja engkau?" seru temannya.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">"Ya? Aku pulang sebentar ke rumah untuk mengambil baju tidurku," jawab si Profesor.</p> <p style="font-size:85%;margin-bottom:1em;">[Diambil dari: <a style="text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="https://lifeblogid.com/cerita-lucu/">https://lifeblogid.com/cerita-lucu/</a>]</p> <div style="font-size:16px;font-style:italic;line-height:1.5;padding:1em 2.5em;text-align:center;"> <hr style="border:1px solid #000096;width:30%;" /> <span style="display:block;width:100%;">"Ingatlah selalu untuk memberi tumpangan kepada orang-orang asing karena dengan melakukan hal itu, beberapa orang telah menjamu malaikat-malaikat tanpa mereka sadari."</span><br /> <span style="display:block;padding-right:1.5em;text-align:right;width:100%;">—<a style="border-bottom:1px dashed blue;padding-bottom:.25em;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="https://alkitab.mobi/ayt/Ibr/13/2/">Ibrani 13:2, AYT</a></span> </div> </div> <div class="field field--name-field-bidang field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/taxonomy/term/82" hreflang="en">Humor Ilmu Pengetahuan</a></div> </div> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-forbidden"><a href="/user/login?destination=/comment/reply/node/3949/comment_node_book%23comment-form">Log in</a> to post comments</li></ul><section> </section> </div> </article> </div> <div class="views-row"><article data-history-node-id="3944" role="article" about="/ayam-tetangga" class="book default clearfix"> <h2> <a href="/ayam-tetangga" rel="bookmark"><span>Ayam Tetangga</span> </a> </h2> <footer> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/tim_ihumor"> </article> <div class="author"> Submitted by <span><span lang="" about="/user/tim_ihumor" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Tim i-Humor</span></span> on <span>Wed, 09/16/2020 - 14:57</span> </div> </footer> <div class="content"> <div class="field field--name-field-kitab field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/kitab/perjanjian_lama/amsal" hreflang="en">Amsal</a></div> </div> <div class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p style="margin-bottom:1em;"> <span class="judulKolom" style="color:#121212;display:block;font-size:1.5em;font-weight:bold;">Ayam Tetangga</span><br /> <a class="btn" style="display:inline-block;font-family:'Helvetica','Arial','Verdana','Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="http://media.sabda.org/audio_publikasi/humor/2661_Ayam_Tetangga.mp3">Download Audio</a> </p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><img class="gambarStatis" src="http://static.sabda.org/ehumor/humor_2661_ayam.png" alt="Gambar: Ayam" style="float:right;height:auto;padding-left:15px;pointer-events:none;width:200px;" /></p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Seorang pria kesulitan mengimbau tetangganya agar mengurung ayam-ayam peliharaannya. Tetangganya terus saja mengoceh kalau ayam itu makhluk ciptaan Allah juga. Karena itu, mereka memiliki hak untuk berkeliaran di mana-mana.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Sayangnya, pria itu tidak bisa menjauhkan ayam-ayam tetangganya dari bunga-bunga yang ada di pekarangannya. Dua minggu kemudian, saat aku ke rumahnya, aku melihat bunga-bunga miliknya dalam keadaan baik dan akan merekah.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Jadi, aku bertanya padanya bagaimana ia bisa mengusir ayam-ayam tetangganya.</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">"Suatu malam," katanya, "aku menyembunyikan selusin telur di bawah semak-semak yang ada di pekaranganku, dan esok harinya, aku sengaja membuat tetanggaku melihatku sedang mengambil telur-telur itu. Setelah itu, ayam-ayamnya tidak pernah berkeliaran di pekaranganku lagi."</p> <p style="font-size:85%;margin-bottom:1em;">[Diambil dari: <a style="text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="https://sabda.org/publikasi/e-humor/1467">e-Humor edisi 1467</a>]</p> <div style="font-size:16px;font-style:italic;line-height:1.5;padding:1em 2.5em;text-align:center;"> <hr style="border:1px solid #000096;width:30%;" /> <span style="display:block;width:100%;">“Rancangan teguh karena pertimbangan; karena itu, lakukanlah peperangan dengan tuntunan.”</span><br /> <span style="display:block;padding-right:1.5em;text-align:right;width:100%;">—<a style="border-bottom:1px dashed blue;padding-bottom:.25em;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="https://alkitab.mobi/ayt/Ams/20/18">Amsal 20:18, AYT</a></span> </div> </div> <div class="field field--name-field-bidang field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/taxonomy/term/73" hreflang="en">Binatang</a></div> </div> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-forbidden"><a href="/user/login?destination=/comment/reply/node/3944/comment_node_book%23comment-form">Log in</a> to post comments</li></ul><section> </section> </div> </article> </div> <div class="views-row"><article data-history-node-id="3943" role="article" about="/tidak-mengganggu-teman-di-kelas" class="book default clearfix"> <h2> <a href="/tidak-mengganggu-teman-di-kelas" rel="bookmark"><span>Tidak Mengganggu Teman di Kelas</span> </a> </h2> <footer> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/tim_ihumor"> </article> <div class="author"> Submitted by <span><span lang="" about="/user/tim_ihumor" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Tim i-Humor</span></span> on <span>Wed, 09/16/2020 - 14:55</span> </div> </footer> <div class="content"> <div class="field field--name-field-kitab field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/kitab/perjanjian_lama/amsal" hreflang="en">Amsal</a></div> </div> <div class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p><span class="judulKolom" style="color:#121212;display:block;font-size:1.5em;font-weight:bold;">Tidak Mengganggu Teman di Kelas</span><br /> <a class="btn" style="display:inline-block;font-family:'Helvetica','Arial','Verdana','Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="http://media.sabda.org/audio_publikasi/humor/2661_Tidak_Mengganggu_Teman_di_Kelas.mp3">Download Audio</a></p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><img class="gambarStatis" src="http://static.sabda.org/ehumor/humor_2661_anak_laki-laki.png" alt="Gambar: Anak Laki-Laki" style="float:right;height:auto;padding-left:15px;pointer-events:none;width:120px;" /></p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Suatu siang, seorang ayah bertanya pada anaknya yang terkenal nakal di sekolahnya. "Bagaimana hari ini, Nak? Apakah kamu masih mengganggu teman-temanmu di kelas?"</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">"Sama sekali tidak, Ayah. Mana mungkin mengganggu teman kalau disuruh Pak Guru sepanjang hari berdiri menghadap tembok di pojok kelas!"</p> <p style="font-size:85%;margin-bottom:1em;">[Diambil dari: <a style="text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="https://woazy.com/2018/10/19/25-cerita-lucu-humor-pendek-yang-gokil-dan-kocak/0/">https://woazy.com/2018/10/19/25-cerita-lucu-humor-pendek-yang-gokil-dan-kocak/0/</a>]</p> <div style="font-size:16px;font-style:italic;line-height:1.5;padding:1em 2.5em;text-align:center;"> <hr style="border:1px solid #000096;width:30%;" /> <span style="display:block;width:100%;">“Inilah amsal-amsal Salomo: Anak yang berhikmat menjadikan ayahnya bersukacita, tetapi anak yang bodoh adalah kedukaan ibunya.”</span><br /> <span style="display:block;padding-right:1.5em;text-align:right;width:100%;">—<a style="border-bottom:1px dashed blue;padding-bottom:.25em;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="https://alkitab.mobi/ayt/Ams/10/1">Amsal 10:1, AYT</a></span> </div> </div> <div class="field field--name-field-bidang field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/taxonomy/term/75" hreflang="en">Keluarga</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/taxonomy/term/91" hreflang="en">Pendidikan</a></div> </div> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-forbidden"><a href="/user/login?destination=/comment/reply/node/3943/comment_node_book%23comment-form">Log in</a> to post comments</li></ul><section> </section> </div> </article> </div> <div class="views-row"><article data-history-node-id="3941" role="article" about="/menyetir-mobil" class="book default clearfix"> <h2> <a href="/menyetir-mobil" rel="bookmark"><span>Menyetir Mobil</span> </a> </h2> <footer> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/tim_ihumor"> </article> <div class="author"> Submitted by <span><span lang="" about="/user/tim_ihumor" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Tim i-Humor</span></span> on <span>Tue, 08/25/2020 - 14:17</span> </div> </footer> <div class="content"> <div class="field field--name-field-kitab field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/kitab/perjanjian_lama/ulangan" hreflang="en">Ulangan</a></div> </div> <div class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p style="margin-bottom:1em;"> <span class="judulKolom" style="color:#121212;display:block;font-size:1.5em;font-weight:bold;">Menyetir Mobil</span><br /> <a class="btn" style="display:inline-block;font-family:'Helvetica','Arial','Verdana','Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="http://media.sabda.org/audio_publikasi/humor/2660_Menyetir_Mobil.mp3">Download Audio</a> </p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><img class="gambarStatis" src="http://static.sabda.org/ehumor/humor_2660_mengendarai_mobil.png" alt="Gambar: Mengendarai Mobil" style="float:right;height:auto;padding-left:15px;pointer-events:none;width:250px;" /></p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Doni:</b> “Menyetir mobil itu gampang-gampang susah.”</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Divo:</b> “Gampangnya apa?”</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Doni:</b> “Tinggal duduk di belakang setir, putar kunci kontak, injak pedal kopling, masukkan persneling satu, angkat pedal kopling pelan-pelan, injak gas pelan-pelan, mobil langsung jalan.”</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Divo:</b> “Lha susahnya?”</p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><b>Doni:</b> “Susahnya ... kalau mobilnya tidak ada.”</p> <p style="font-size:85%;margin-bottom:1em;">[Diambil dari: <a style="text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="https://sabda.org/publikasi/e-humor/1872">e-Humor edisi 1872</a>]</p> <div style="font-size:16px;font-style:italic;line-height:1.5;padding:1em 2.5em;text-align:center;"> <hr style="border:1px solid #000096;width:30%;" /> <span style="display:block;width:100%;">“TUHAN, Allah kita, memerintahkan kami untuk menaati semua ketetapan ini dan takut kepada TUHAN, Allah kami, supaya kita hidup seperti halnya sekarang. Jika kami menaati seluruh hukum dengan setia, tepat seperti yang dikatakan TUHAN, Allah kepada kami, maka itulah kebenaran kami.”</span><br /> <span style="display:block;padding-right:1.5em;text-align:right;width:100%;">—<a style="border-bottom:1px dashed blue;padding-bottom:.25em;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="https://alkitab.mobi/ayt/passage/Ul+6:24-25">Ulangan 6:24-25, AYT</a></span> </div> </div> <div class="field field--name-field-bidang field--type-entity-reference field--label-hidden field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/taxonomy/term/69" hreflang="en">Transportasi</a></div> </div> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-forbidden"><a href="/user/login?destination=/comment/reply/node/3941/comment_node_book%23comment-form">Log in</a> to post comments</li></ul><section> </section> </div> </article> </div> <div class="views-row"><article data-history-node-id="3940" role="article" about="/dilarang-parkir-di-sini" class="book default clearfix"> <h2> <a href="/dilarang-parkir-di-sini" rel="bookmark"><span>Dilarang Parkir di Sini</span> </a> </h2> <footer> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/tim_ihumor"> </article> <div class="author"> Submitted by <span><span lang="" about="/user/tim_ihumor" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Tim i-Humor</span></span> on <span>Tue, 08/25/2020 - 14:14</span> </div> </footer> <div class="content"> <div class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p style="margin-bottom:1em;"> <span class="jenis_kolom" style="color:#000096;display:block;font-size:16px;font-weight:bolder;line-height:1.5;">BAHAN HUMOR</span><br /> <span class="judulKolom" style="color:#121212;display:block;font-size:1.5em;font-weight:bold;">Dilarang Parkir di Sini</span><br /> <a class="btn" style="display:inline-block;font-family:'Helvetica','Arial','Verdana','Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;" target="_blank" href="http://media.sabda.org/audio_publikasi/humor/2660_Dilarang_Parkir_Di_Sini.mp3">Download Audio</a> </p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;"><img class="gambarStatis" src="http://static.sabda.org/ehumor/humor_2660_dilarang_parkir.png" alt="Gambar: Dilarang Parkir" style="float:right;height:auto;padding-left:15px;pointer-events:none;width:130px;" /></p> <p style="margin-bottom:1em;">Seorang pendeta mendapat kesukaran sehubungan dengan tempat parkir yang telah disediakan untuk dirinya di halaman gereja. 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