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Hannes Grunert</p></div><div class="text__footer"><div class="row align-items-end"></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="c102730" class="frame-container frame-container--default frame-container-type-text "><div class="row"><div class="frame frame-default frame-type-text col-lg-10"><div class="frame-inner"><div class="ce-content clearfix"><hr><p> </p></div></div></div></div></div><div id="c102719" class="frame-container frame-container--default frame-container-type-mask_gi_magazin_highlight_box layout-5"><div class="row"><div class="frame frame-default frame-type-mask_gi_magazin_highlight_box col-lg-10 frame-space-after-small"><div class="frame-inner"><div class="ce-content clearfix"><div class="highlight-box"><div class="highlight-box__text"><div class="text__header"></div><div class="highlight-box__bodytext"><h4>Ist es für Rentner eigentlich gefährlich, wenn sie ALT und ENTF(ernen) gleichzeitig drücken?</h4><p>Eingereicht von Jeannine Hoppe</p></div><div 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frame-container--default frame-container-type-mask_gi_magazin_highlight_box layout-5"><div class="row"><div class="frame frame-default frame-type-mask_gi_magazin_highlight_box col-lg-10 frame-space-after-small"><div class="frame-inner"><div class="ce-content clearfix"><div class="highlight-box"><div class="highlight-box__text"><div class="text__header"></div><div class="highlight-box__bodytext"><h4>Sohn zu seinem Vater: „Papa, schreibt man Adresse mit einem oder zwei s?“ Der Vater (Informatiker): „Schreib einfach URL und lass mich weiterarbeiten!“</h4></div><div class="text__footer"><div class="row align-items-end"></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="c102726" class="frame-container frame-container--default frame-container-type-text "><div class="row"><div class="frame frame-default frame-type-text col-lg-10"><div class="frame-inner"><div class="ce-content clearfix"><hr><p> </p></div></div></div></div></div><div id="c102714" class="frame-container frame-container--default frame-container-type-mask_gi_magazin_highlight_box layout-5"><div class="row"><div class="frame frame-default frame-type-mask_gi_magazin_highlight_box col-lg-10 frame-space-after-small"><div class="frame-inner"><div class="ce-content clearfix"><div class="highlight-box"><div class="highlight-box__text"><div class="text__header"></div><div class="highlight-box__bodytext"><h4>Was macht ein Pirat am Computer?<br> Er drückt Enter.</h4><p>Eingereicht von @dbdk@mastodon.social</p></div><div class="text__footer"><div class="row align-items-end"></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="c102725" class="frame-container frame-container--default frame-container-type-text "><div class="row"><div class="frame frame-default frame-type-text col-lg-10"><div class="frame-inner"><div class="ce-content clearfix"><hr><p> </p></div></div></div></div></div><div id="c102715" class="frame-container frame-container--default frame-container-type-mask_gi_magazin_highlight_box layout-5"><div class="row"><div class="frame frame-default frame-type-mask_gi_magazin_highlight_box col-lg-10 frame-space-after-small"><div class="frame-inner"><div class="ce-content clearfix"><div class="highlight-box"><div class="highlight-box__text"><div class="text__header"></div><div class="highlight-box__bodytext"><h4>Es gibt eine neue Band die „1023 Megabytes“.<br> Bisher haben sie noch keinen Gig.</h4><p>Eingereicht von @dersven@mastodon.social</p></div><div class="text__footer"><div class="row align-items-end"></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="c102724" class="frame-container frame-container--default frame-container-type-text "><div class="row"><div class="frame frame-default frame-type-text col-lg-10"><div class="frame-inner"><div class="ce-content clearfix"><hr><p> </p></div></div></div></div></div><div id="c102716" class="frame-container frame-container--default 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