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background-position: 50% 50% !important;"><span class="u-textScreenReader">Fucking Useless Health Class</span></a></div><div class="col u-xs-marginBottom10 u-paddingLeft0 u-paddingRight0 u-paddingTop15 u-marginBottom30"><a class="" href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/fucking-useless-health-class-cc940536550c?source=collection_home---4------2-----------------------" data-action-source="collection_home---4------2-----------------------" data-post-id="cc940536550c"><h3 class="u-contentSansBold u-lineHeightTightest u-xs-fontSize24 u-paddingBottom2 u-paddingTop5 u-fontSize32"><div class="u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTighter u-breakWord u-textOverflowEllipsis u-lineClamp3 u-fontSize24">Fucking Useless Health Class</div></h3><div class="u-contentSansThin u-lineHeightBaseSans u-fontSize24 u-xs-fontSize18 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal"><div class="u-fontSize18 u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTight u-marginTop7 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal">We probably needed Sex Education, but by the time we got it, it was too late for some classmates</div></div></a><div class="u-clearfix u-marginTop20"><div class="u-flexCenter"><div class="postMetaInline-avatar u-flex0"><a class="link u-baseColor--link avatar" href="https://medium.com/@sondrasmiles1" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="d9a73b21c147" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="d9a73b21c147" dir="auto"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/fit/c/72/72/1*2-Ra8hZMQs2fLGs6v1qIFQ.jpeg" class="avatar-image u-size36x36 u-xs-size32x32" alt="Go to the profile of Sondra Singer - Still Vital"></a></div><div class="postMetaInline postMetaInline-authorLockup ui-captionStrong u-flex1 u-noWrapWithEllipsis"><a class="ds-link ds-link--styleSubtle link link--darken link--accent u-accentColor--textNormal u-accentColor--textDarken" href="https://medium.com/@sondrasmiles1" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="d9a73b21c147" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="d9a73b21c147" dir="auto">Sondra Singer - Still Vital</a><div class="ui-caption u-fontSize12 u-baseColor--textNormal u-textColorNormal js-postMetaInlineSupplemental"><time datetime="2024-11-25T01:14:59.812Z">Nov 24</time><span class="middotDivider u-fontSize12"></span><span class="readingTime" title="2 min read"></span><span class="u-paddingLeft4"><span class="svgIcon svgIcon--star svgIcon--15px"><svg class="svgIcon-use" width="15" height="15" ><path d="M7.438 2.324c.034-.099.09-.099.123 0l1.2 3.53a.29.29 0 00.26.19h3.884c.11 0 .127.049.038.111L9.8 8.327a.271.271 0 00-.099.291l1.2 3.53c.034.1-.011.131-.098.069l-3.142-2.18a.303.303 0 00-.32 0l-3.145 2.182c-.087.06-.132.03-.099-.068l1.2-3.53a.271.271 0 00-.098-.292L2.056 6.146c-.087-.06-.071-.112.038-.112h3.884a.29.29 0 00.26-.19l1.2-3.52z"/></svg></span></span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="row u-marginTop30 u-marginLeftNegative12 u-marginRightNegative12"><div class="col u-xs-size12of12 js-trackPostPresentation u-paddingLeft12 u-marginBottom15 u-paddingRight12 u-size4of12" data-source="collection_home---4------3-----------------------" data-post-id="44179409670f" data-index="3"><div class="u-lineHeightBase postItem"><a href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/when-you-have-no-fucking-choice-but-to-respond-44179409670f?source=collection_home---4------3-----------------------" data-action="open-post" data-action-value="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/when-you-have-no-fucking-choice-but-to-respond-44179409670f?source=collection_home---4------3-----------------------" class="u-block u-xs-height170 u-height172 u-backgroundSizeCover u-backgroundOriginBorderBox u-backgroundColorGrayLight u-borderLighter" style="background-image: url("https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*GzazJpmTkcGTnT6BGe602g.jpeg"); background-position: 50% 50% !important;"><span class="u-textScreenReader">When You Have No Fucking Choice But To Respond</span></a></div><div class="col u-xs-marginBottom10 u-paddingLeft0 u-paddingRight0 u-paddingTop15 u-marginBottom30"><a class="" href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/when-you-have-no-fucking-choice-but-to-respond-44179409670f?source=collection_home---4------3-----------------------" data-action-source="collection_home---4------3-----------------------" data-post-id="44179409670f"><h3 class="u-contentSansBold u-lineHeightTightest u-xs-fontSize24 u-paddingBottom2 u-paddingTop5 u-fontSize32"><div class="u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTighter u-breakWord u-textOverflowEllipsis u-lineClamp3 u-fontSize24">When You Have No Fucking Choice But To Respond</div></h3><div class="u-contentSansThin u-lineHeightBaseSans u-fontSize24 u-xs-fontSize18 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal"><div class="u-fontSize18 u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTight u-marginTop7 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal">November Fucking Nonsense!</div></div></a><div class="u-clearfix u-marginTop20"><div class="u-flexCenter"><div class="postMetaInline-avatar u-flex0"><a class="link u-baseColor--link avatar" href="https://medium.com/@me-writes" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="3860d3eee565" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="3860d3eee565" dir="auto"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/fit/c/72/72/1*NweELkWhkbUcie27fwW4fw.gif" class="avatar-image u-size36x36 u-xs-size32x32" alt="Go to the profile of Me Writes"></a></div><div class="postMetaInline postMetaInline-authorLockup ui-captionStrong u-flex1 u-noWrapWithEllipsis"><a class="ds-link ds-link--styleSubtle link link--darken link--accent u-accentColor--textNormal u-accentColor--textDarken" href="https://medium.com/@me-writes" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="3860d3eee565" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="3860d3eee565" dir="auto">Me Writes</a><div class="ui-caption u-fontSize12 u-baseColor--textNormal u-textColorNormal js-postMetaInlineSupplemental"><time datetime="2024-11-25T01:12:56.869Z">Nov 24</time><span class="middotDivider u-fontSize12"></span><span class="readingTime" title="4 min read"></span><span class="u-paddingLeft4"><span class="svgIcon svgIcon--star svgIcon--15px"><svg class="svgIcon-use" width="15" height="15" ><path d="M7.438 2.324c.034-.099.09-.099.123 0l1.2 3.53a.29.29 0 00.26.19h3.884c.11 0 .127.049.038.111L9.8 8.327a.271.271 0 00-.099.291l1.2 3.53c.034.1-.011.131-.098.069l-3.142-2.18a.303.303 0 00-.32 0l-3.145 2.182c-.087.06-.132.03-.099-.068l1.2-3.53a.271.271 0 00-.098-.292L2.056 6.146c-.087-.06-.071-.112.038-.112h3.884a.29.29 0 00.26-.19l1.2-3.52z"/></svg></span></span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="col u-xs-size12of12 js-trackPostPresentation u-paddingLeft12 u-marginBottom15 u-paddingRight12 u-size4of12" data-source="collection_home---4------4-----------------------" data-post-id="ceeb8a680186" data-index="4"><div class="u-lineHeightBase postItem"><a href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/fucking-thankful-for-this-or-that-ceeb8a680186?source=collection_home---4------4-----------------------" data-action="open-post" data-action-value="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/fucking-thankful-for-this-or-that-ceeb8a680186?source=collection_home---4------4-----------------------" class="u-block u-xs-height170 u-height172 u-backgroundSizeCover u-backgroundOriginBorderBox u-backgroundColorGrayLight u-borderLighter" style="background-image: url("https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/0*f78OjdRw_WJ2HcqO"); background-position: 50% 50% !important;"><span class="u-textScreenReader">Fucking Thankful For This or That</span></a></div><div class="col u-xs-marginBottom10 u-paddingLeft0 u-paddingRight0 u-paddingTop15 u-marginBottom30"><a class="" href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/fucking-thankful-for-this-or-that-ceeb8a680186?source=collection_home---4------4-----------------------" data-action-source="collection_home---4------4-----------------------" data-post-id="ceeb8a680186"><h3 class="u-contentSansBold u-lineHeightTightest u-xs-fontSize24 u-paddingBottom2 u-paddingTop5 u-fontSize32"><div class="u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTighter u-breakWord u-textOverflowEllipsis u-lineClamp3 u-fontSize24">Fucking Thankful For This or That</div></h3><div class="u-contentSansThin u-lineHeightBaseSans u-fontSize24 u-xs-fontSize18 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal"><div class="u-fontSize18 u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTight u-marginTop7 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal">Let’s be thankful for more (dark side) fuckery</div></div></a><div class="u-clearfix u-marginTop20"><div class="u-flexCenter"><div class="postMetaInline-avatar u-flex0"><a class="link u-baseColor--link avatar" href="https://medium.com/@steven.uppendahl" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="38094e4d0320" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="38094e4d0320" dir="auto"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/fit/c/72/72/1*n4V3mChLA-eAqn5-n2QCww.jpeg" class="avatar-image u-size36x36 u-xs-size32x32" alt="Go to the profile of Steve Uppendahl"></a></div><div class="postMetaInline postMetaInline-authorLockup ui-captionStrong u-flex1 u-noWrapWithEllipsis"><a class="ds-link ds-link--styleSubtle link link--darken link--accent u-accentColor--textNormal u-accentColor--textDarken" href="https://medium.com/@steven.uppendahl" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="38094e4d0320" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="38094e4d0320" dir="auto">Steve Uppendahl</a><div class="ui-caption u-fontSize12 u-baseColor--textNormal u-textColorNormal js-postMetaInlineSupplemental"><time datetime="2024-11-21T11:52:59.211Z">Nov 21</time><span class="middotDivider u-fontSize12"></span><span class="readingTime" title="7 min read"></span><span class="u-paddingLeft4"><span class="svgIcon svgIcon--star svgIcon--15px"><svg class="svgIcon-use" width="15" height="15" ><path d="M7.438 2.324c.034-.099.09-.099.123 0l1.2 3.53a.29.29 0 00.26.19h3.884c.11 0 .127.049.038.111L9.8 8.327a.271.271 0 00-.099.291l1.2 3.53c.034.1-.011.131-.098.069l-3.142-2.18a.303.303 0 00-.32 0l-3.145 2.182c-.087.06-.132.03-.099-.068l1.2-3.53a.271.271 0 00-.098-.292L2.056 6.146c-.087-.06-.071-.112.038-.112h3.884a.29.29 0 00.26-.19l1.2-3.52z"/></svg></span></span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="col u-xs-size12of12 js-trackPostPresentation u-paddingLeft12 u-marginBottom15 u-paddingRight12 u-size4of12" data-source="collection_home---4------5-----------------------" data-post-id="8f34cd2b0645" data-index="5"><div class="u-lineHeightBase postItem"><a href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/its-time-for-some-fucking-nonsense-8f34cd2b0645?source=collection_home---4------5-----------------------" data-action="open-post" data-action-value="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/its-time-for-some-fucking-nonsense-8f34cd2b0645?source=collection_home---4------5-----------------------" class="u-block u-xs-height170 u-height172 u-backgroundSizeCover u-backgroundOriginBorderBox u-backgroundColorGrayLight u-borderLighter" style="background-image: url("https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*HCrBjDaBTiwRYE5v5DCA-g.jpeg"); background-position: 50% 50% !important;"><span class="u-textScreenReader">It’s Time for Some Fucking Nonsense</span></a></div><div class="col u-xs-marginBottom10 u-paddingLeft0 u-paddingRight0 u-paddingTop15 u-marginBottom30"><a class="" href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/its-time-for-some-fucking-nonsense-8f34cd2b0645?source=collection_home---4------5-----------------------" data-action-source="collection_home---4------5-----------------------" data-post-id="8f34cd2b0645"><h3 class="u-contentSansBold u-lineHeightTightest u-xs-fontSize24 u-paddingBottom2 u-paddingTop5 u-fontSize32"><div class="u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTighter u-breakWord u-textOverflowEllipsis u-lineClamp3 u-fontSize24">It’s Time for Some Fucking Nonsense</div></h3><div class="u-contentSansThin u-lineHeightBaseSans u-fontSize24 u-xs-fontSize18 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal"><div class="u-fontSize18 u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTight u-marginTop7 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal">Because this month has been hell</div></div></a><div class="u-clearfix u-marginTop20"><div class="u-flexCenter"><div class="postMetaInline-avatar u-flex0"><a class="link u-baseColor--link avatar" href="https://medium.com/@riotousfancies" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="c000c763bd45" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="c000c763bd45" dir="auto"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/fit/c/72/72/1*fk-ght9SJY4lJyswBp-lcw.jpeg" class="avatar-image u-size36x36 u-xs-size32x32" alt="Go to the profile of Cathey"></a></div><div class="postMetaInline postMetaInline-authorLockup ui-captionStrong u-flex1 u-noWrapWithEllipsis"><a class="ds-link ds-link--styleSubtle link link--darken link--accent u-accentColor--textNormal u-accentColor--textDarken" href="https://medium.com/@riotousfancies" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="c000c763bd45" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="c000c763bd45" dir="auto">Cathey</a><div class="ui-caption u-fontSize12 u-baseColor--textNormal u-textColorNormal js-postMetaInlineSupplemental"><time datetime="2024-11-21T11:46:40.942Z">Nov 21</time><span class="middotDivider u-fontSize12"></span><span class="readingTime" title="5 min read"></span><span class="u-paddingLeft4"><span class="svgIcon svgIcon--star svgIcon--15px"><svg class="svgIcon-use" width="15" height="15" ><path d="M7.438 2.324c.034-.099.09-.099.123 0l1.2 3.53a.29.29 0 00.26.19h3.884c.11 0 .127.049.038.111L9.8 8.327a.271.271 0 00-.099.291l1.2 3.53c.034.1-.011.131-.098.069l-3.142-2.18a.303.303 0 00-.32 0l-3.145 2.182c-.087.06-.132.03-.099-.068l1.2-3.53a.271.271 0 00-.098-.292L2.056 6.146c-.087-.06-.071-.112.038-.112h3.884a.29.29 0 00.26-.19l1.2-3.52z"/></svg></span></span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="row u-marginTop30 u-marginLeftNegative12 u-marginRightNegative12"><div class="col u-xs-size12of12 js-trackPostPresentation u-paddingLeft12 u-marginBottom15 u-paddingRight12 u-size4of12" data-source="collection_home---4------6-----------------------" data-post-id="4ab2f9b33fcd" data-index="6"><div class="u-lineHeightBase postItem"><a href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/the-most-worthless-class-es-ever-4ab2f9b33fcd?source=collection_home---4------6-----------------------" data-action="open-post" data-action-value="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/the-most-worthless-class-es-ever-4ab2f9b33fcd?source=collection_home---4------6-----------------------" class="u-block u-xs-height170 u-height172 u-backgroundSizeCover u-backgroundOriginBorderBox u-backgroundColorGrayLight u-borderLighter" style="background-image: url("https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/0*1jd0d_-aXwIAgtCa"); background-position: 50% 50% !important;"><span class="u-textScreenReader">The Most Worthless Class(es) Ever…</span></a></div><div class="col u-xs-marginBottom10 u-paddingLeft0 u-paddingRight0 u-paddingTop15 u-marginBottom30"><a class="" href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/the-most-worthless-class-es-ever-4ab2f9b33fcd?source=collection_home---4------6-----------------------" data-action-source="collection_home---4------6-----------------------" data-post-id="4ab2f9b33fcd"><h3 class="u-contentSansBold u-lineHeightTightest u-xs-fontSize24 u-paddingBottom2 u-paddingTop5 u-fontSize32"><div class="u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTighter u-breakWord u-textOverflowEllipsis u-lineClamp3 u-fontSize24">The Most Worthless Class(es) Ever…</div></h3><div class="u-contentSansThin u-lineHeightBaseSans u-fontSize24 u-xs-fontSize18 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal"><div class="u-fontSize18 u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTight u-marginTop7 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal">…Are taught across the country every day, thanks to Republicans</div></div></a><div class="u-clearfix u-marginTop20"><div class="u-flexCenter"><div class="postMetaInline-avatar u-flex0"><a class="link u-baseColor--link avatar" href="https://medium.com/@steven.uppendahl" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="38094e4d0320" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="38094e4d0320" dir="auto"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/fit/c/72/72/1*n4V3mChLA-eAqn5-n2QCww.jpeg" class="avatar-image u-size36x36 u-xs-size32x32" alt="Go to the profile of Steve Uppendahl"></a></div><div class="postMetaInline postMetaInline-authorLockup ui-captionStrong u-flex1 u-noWrapWithEllipsis"><a class="ds-link ds-link--styleSubtle link link--darken link--accent u-accentColor--textNormal u-accentColor--textDarken" href="https://medium.com/@steven.uppendahl" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="38094e4d0320" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="38094e4d0320" dir="auto">Steve Uppendahl</a><div class="ui-caption u-fontSize12 u-baseColor--textNormal u-textColorNormal js-postMetaInlineSupplemental"><time datetime="2024-11-19T18:39:13.299Z">Nov 19</time><span class="middotDivider u-fontSize12"></span><span class="readingTime" title="4 min read"></span><span class="u-paddingLeft4"><span class="svgIcon svgIcon--star svgIcon--15px"><svg class="svgIcon-use" width="15" height="15" ><path d="M7.438 2.324c.034-.099.09-.099.123 0l1.2 3.53a.29.29 0 00.26.19h3.884c.11 0 .127.049.038.111L9.8 8.327a.271.271 0 00-.099.291l1.2 3.53c.034.1-.011.131-.098.069l-3.142-2.18a.303.303 0 00-.32 0l-3.145 2.182c-.087.06-.132.03-.099-.068l1.2-3.53a.271.271 0 00-.098-.292L2.056 6.146c-.087-.06-.071-.112.038-.112h3.884a.29.29 0 00.26-.19l1.2-3.52z"/></svg></span></span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="col u-xs-size12of12 js-trackPostPresentation u-paddingLeft12 u-marginBottom15 u-paddingRight12 u-size4of12" data-source="collection_home---4------7-----------------------" data-post-id="776667f94d64" data-index="7"><div class="u-lineHeightBase postItem"><a href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/my-november-fucking-nonsense-776667f94d64?source=collection_home---4------7-----------------------" data-action="open-post" data-action-value="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/my-november-fucking-nonsense-776667f94d64?source=collection_home---4------7-----------------------" class="u-block u-xs-height170 u-height172 u-backgroundSizeCover u-backgroundOriginBorderBox u-backgroundColorGrayLight u-borderLighter" style="background-image: url("https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*zV1HLhGXvF30mzHlmN35-Q.jpeg"); background-position: 50% 50% !important;"><span class="u-textScreenReader">My November Fucking Nonsense</span></a></div><div class="col u-xs-marginBottom10 u-paddingLeft0 u-paddingRight0 u-paddingTop15 u-marginBottom30"><a class="" href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/my-november-fucking-nonsense-776667f94d64?source=collection_home---4------7-----------------------" data-action-source="collection_home---4------7-----------------------" data-post-id="776667f94d64"><h3 class="u-contentSansBold u-lineHeightTightest u-xs-fontSize24 u-paddingBottom2 u-paddingTop5 u-fontSize32"><div class="u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTighter u-breakWord u-textOverflowEllipsis u-lineClamp3 u-fontSize24">My November Fucking Nonsense</div></h3><div class="u-contentSansThin u-lineHeightBaseSans u-fontSize24 u-xs-fontSize18 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal"><div class="u-fontSize18 u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTight u-marginTop7 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal">Or how to link History, Thanksgiving, and Medium</div></div></a><div class="u-clearfix u-marginTop20"><div class="u-flexCenter"><div class="postMetaInline-avatar u-flex0"><a class="link u-baseColor--link avatar" href="https://medium.com/@kleridesign" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="91a7f0a30259" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="91a7f0a30259" dir="auto"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/fit/c/72/72/1*Q5WtTHWv7wvUIX4DMJiSqg.jpeg" class="avatar-image u-size36x36 u-xs-size32x32" alt="Go to the profile of Kleri"></a></div><div class="postMetaInline postMetaInline-authorLockup ui-captionStrong u-flex1 u-noWrapWithEllipsis"><a class="ds-link ds-link--styleSubtle link link--darken link--accent u-accentColor--textNormal u-accentColor--textDarken" href="https://medium.com/@kleridesign" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="91a7f0a30259" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="91a7f0a30259" dir="auto">Kleri</a><div class="ui-caption u-fontSize12 u-baseColor--textNormal u-textColorNormal js-postMetaInlineSupplemental"><time datetime="2024-11-19T18:37:59.825Z">Nov 19</time><span class="middotDivider u-fontSize12"></span><span class="readingTime" title="5 min read"></span><span class="u-paddingLeft4"><span class="svgIcon svgIcon--star svgIcon--15px"><svg class="svgIcon-use" width="15" height="15" ><path d="M7.438 2.324c.034-.099.09-.099.123 0l1.2 3.53a.29.29 0 00.26.19h3.884c.11 0 .127.049.038.111L9.8 8.327a.271.271 0 00-.099.291l1.2 3.53c.034.1-.011.131-.098.069l-3.142-2.18a.303.303 0 00-.32 0l-3.145 2.182c-.087.06-.132.03-.099-.068l1.2-3.53a.271.271 0 00-.098-.292L2.056 6.146c-.087-.06-.071-.112.038-.112h3.884a.29.29 0 00.26-.19l1.2-3.52z"/></svg></span></span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="col u-xs-size12of12 js-trackPostPresentation u-paddingLeft12 u-marginBottom15 u-paddingRight12 u-size4of12" data-source="collection_home---4------8-----------------------" data-post-id="ef266ebacc20" data-index="8"><div class="u-lineHeightBase postItem"><a href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/mind-your-own-goddamn-business-ef266ebacc20?source=collection_home---4------8-----------------------" data-action="open-post" data-action-value="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/mind-your-own-goddamn-business-ef266ebacc20?source=collection_home---4------8-----------------------" class="u-block u-xs-height170 u-height172 u-backgroundSizeCover u-backgroundOriginBorderBox u-backgroundColorGrayLight u-borderLighter" style="background-image: url("https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/0*5TeiZhlJcrnJ5vJl"); background-position: 50% 50% !important;"><span class="u-textScreenReader">Mind Your Own Goddamn Business</span></a></div><div class="col u-xs-marginBottom10 u-paddingLeft0 u-paddingRight0 u-paddingTop15 u-marginBottom30"><a class="" href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/mind-your-own-goddamn-business-ef266ebacc20?source=collection_home---4------8-----------------------" data-action-source="collection_home---4------8-----------------------" data-post-id="ef266ebacc20"><h3 class="u-contentSansBold u-lineHeightTightest u-xs-fontSize24 u-paddingBottom2 u-paddingTop5 u-fontSize32"><div class="u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTighter u-breakWord u-textOverflowEllipsis u-lineClamp3 u-fontSize24">Mind Your Own Goddamn Business</div></h3><div class="u-contentSansThin u-lineHeightBaseSans u-fontSize24 u-xs-fontSize18 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal"><div class="u-fontSize18 u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTight u-marginTop7 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal">Another Fucking Publication’s November fucking This or That</div></div></a><div class="u-clearfix u-marginTop20"><div class="u-flexCenter"><div class="postMetaInline-avatar u-flex0"><a class="link u-baseColor--link avatar" href="https://medium.com/@ibanvdz" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="e517aef66c46" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="e517aef66c46" dir="auto"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/fit/c/72/72/1*wDaWGWAeIQyhFyg3aFgagQ.jpeg" class="avatar-image u-size36x36 u-xs-size32x32" alt="Go to the profile of Iban Van der Zeyp"></a></div><div class="postMetaInline postMetaInline-authorLockup ui-captionStrong u-flex1 u-noWrapWithEllipsis"><a class="ds-link ds-link--styleSubtle link link--darken link--accent u-accentColor--textNormal u-accentColor--textDarken" href="https://medium.com/@ibanvdz" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="e517aef66c46" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="e517aef66c46" dir="auto">Iban Van der Zeyp</a><div class="ui-caption u-fontSize12 u-baseColor--textNormal u-textColorNormal js-postMetaInlineSupplemental"><time datetime="2024-11-19T13:35:51.764Z">Nov 19</time><span class="middotDivider u-fontSize12"></span><span class="readingTime" title="4 min read"></span><span class="u-paddingLeft4"><span class="svgIcon svgIcon--star svgIcon--15px"><svg class="svgIcon-use" width="15" height="15" ><path d="M7.438 2.324c.034-.099.09-.099.123 0l1.2 3.53a.29.29 0 00.26.19h3.884c.11 0 .127.049.038.111L9.8 8.327a.271.271 0 00-.099.291l1.2 3.53c.034.1-.011.131-.098.069l-3.142-2.18a.303.303 0 00-.32 0l-3.145 2.182c-.087.06-.132.03-.099-.068l1.2-3.53a.271.271 0 00-.098-.292L2.056 6.146c-.087-.06-.071-.112.038-.112h3.884a.29.29 0 00.26-.19l1.2-3.52z"/></svg></span></span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="row u-marginTop30 u-marginLeftNegative12 u-marginRightNegative12"><div class="col u-xs-size12of12 js-trackPostPresentation u-paddingLeft12 u-marginBottom15 u-paddingRight12 u-size4of12" data-source="collection_home---4------9-----------------------" data-post-id="f2cb46216a8e" data-index="9"><div class="u-lineHeightBase postItem"><a href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/sorry-not-sorry-but-this-ancient-civilization-class-is-fucking-useless-f2cb46216a8e?source=collection_home---4------9-----------------------" data-action="open-post" data-action-value="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/sorry-not-sorry-but-this-ancient-civilization-class-is-fucking-useless-f2cb46216a8e?source=collection_home---4------9-----------------------" class="u-block u-xs-height170 u-height172 u-backgroundSizeCover u-backgroundOriginBorderBox u-backgroundColorGrayLight u-borderLighter" style="background-image: url("https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/0*9iT66ugs0236SOmc"); background-position: 50% 50% !important;"><span class="u-textScreenReader">Sorry (Not Sorry) But this Ancient Civilization Class is Fucking Useless</span></a></div><div class="col u-xs-marginBottom10 u-paddingLeft0 u-paddingRight0 u-paddingTop15 u-marginBottom30"><a class="" href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/sorry-not-sorry-but-this-ancient-civilization-class-is-fucking-useless-f2cb46216a8e?source=collection_home---4------9-----------------------" data-action-source="collection_home---4------9-----------------------" data-post-id="f2cb46216a8e"><h3 class="u-contentSansBold u-lineHeightTightest u-xs-fontSize24 u-paddingBottom2 u-paddingTop5 u-fontSize32"><div class="u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTighter u-breakWord u-textOverflowEllipsis u-lineClamp3 u-fontSize24">Sorry (Not Sorry) But this Ancient Civilization Class is Fucking Useless</div></h3><div class="u-contentSansThin u-lineHeightBaseSans u-fontSize24 u-xs-fontSize18 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal"><div class="u-fontSize18 u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTight u-marginTop7 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal">I love history. In fact, I think it’s one of the most necessary classes in high school. If we don’t learn history, we’re fucked. Or maybe…</div></div></a><div class="u-clearfix u-marginTop20"><div class="u-flexCenter"><div class="postMetaInline-avatar u-flex0"><a class="link u-baseColor--link avatar" href="https://medium.com/@alice-cutler" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="39bc6311ffaf" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="39bc6311ffaf" dir="auto"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/fit/c/72/72/1*-VzzfilTy6-xoBkUr1uwKg.jpeg" class="avatar-image u-size36x36 u-xs-size32x32" alt="Go to the profile of Alice Cutler"></a></div><div class="postMetaInline postMetaInline-authorLockup ui-captionStrong u-flex1 u-noWrapWithEllipsis"><a class="ds-link ds-link--styleSubtle link link--darken link--accent u-accentColor--textNormal u-accentColor--textDarken" href="https://medium.com/@alice-cutler" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="39bc6311ffaf" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="39bc6311ffaf" dir="auto">Alice Cutler</a><div class="ui-caption u-fontSize12 u-baseColor--textNormal u-textColorNormal js-postMetaInlineSupplemental"><time datetime="2024-11-18T20:24:05.898Z">Nov 18</time><span class="middotDivider u-fontSize12"></span><span class="readingTime" title="3 min read"></span><span class="u-paddingLeft4"><span class="svgIcon svgIcon--star svgIcon--15px"><svg class="svgIcon-use" width="15" height="15" ><path d="M7.438 2.324c.034-.099.09-.099.123 0l1.2 3.53a.29.29 0 00.26.19h3.884c.11 0 .127.049.038.111L9.8 8.327a.271.271 0 00-.099.291l1.2 3.53c.034.1-.011.131-.098.069l-3.142-2.18a.303.303 0 00-.32 0l-3.145 2.182c-.087.06-.132.03-.099-.068l1.2-3.53a.271.271 0 00-.098-.292L2.056 6.146c-.087-.06-.071-.112.038-.112h3.884a.29.29 0 00.26-.19l1.2-3.52z"/></svg></span></span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="col u-xs-size12of12 js-trackPostPresentation u-paddingLeft12 u-marginBottom15 u-paddingRight12 u-size4of12" data-source="collection_home---4------10-----------------------" data-post-id="975e93bcc406" data-index="10"><div class="u-lineHeightBase postItem"><a href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/more-fucking-nonsense-from-me-975e93bcc406?source=collection_home---4------10-----------------------" data-action="open-post" data-action-value="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/more-fucking-nonsense-from-me-975e93bcc406?source=collection_home---4------10-----------------------" class="u-block u-xs-height170 u-height172 u-backgroundSizeCover u-backgroundOriginBorderBox u-backgroundColorGrayLight u-borderLighter" style="background-image: url("https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*kh9FwCfVoH8BnoyOAOhgKw.jpeg"); background-position: 50% 50% !important;"><span class="u-textScreenReader">More Fucking Nonsense From Me</span></a></div><div class="col u-xs-marginBottom10 u-paddingLeft0 u-paddingRight0 u-paddingTop15 u-marginBottom30"><a class="" href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/more-fucking-nonsense-from-me-975e93bcc406?source=collection_home---4------10-----------------------" data-action-source="collection_home---4------10-----------------------" data-post-id="975e93bcc406"><h3 class="u-contentSansBold u-lineHeightTightest u-xs-fontSize24 u-paddingBottom2 u-paddingTop5 u-fontSize32"><div class="u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTighter u-breakWord u-textOverflowEllipsis u-lineClamp3 u-fontSize24">More Fucking Nonsense From Me</div></h3><div class="u-contentSansThin u-lineHeightBaseSans u-fontSize24 u-xs-fontSize18 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal"><div class="u-fontSize18 u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTight u-marginTop7 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal">Because Deanna Says So</div></div></a><div class="u-clearfix u-marginTop20"><div class="u-flexCenter"><div class="postMetaInline-avatar u-flex0"><a class="link u-baseColor--link avatar" href="https://medium.com/@mistyrae" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="d41b5fab2400" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="d41b5fab2400" dir="auto"><img 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2.324c.034-.099.09-.099.123 0l1.2 3.53a.29.29 0 00.26.19h3.884c.11 0 .127.049.038.111L9.8 8.327a.271.271 0 00-.099.291l1.2 3.53c.034.1-.011.131-.098.069l-3.142-2.18a.303.303 0 00-.32 0l-3.145 2.182c-.087.06-.132.03-.099-.068l1.2-3.53a.271.271 0 00-.098-.292L2.056 6.146c-.087-.06-.071-.112.038-.112h3.884a.29.29 0 00.26-.19l1.2-3.52z"/></svg></span></span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="col u-xs-size12of12 js-trackPostPresentation u-paddingLeft12 u-marginBottom15 u-paddingRight12 u-size4of12" data-source="collection_home---4------11-----------------------" data-post-id="6e7c62e73661" data-index="11"><div class="u-lineHeightBase postItem"><a href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/my-hilariously-irreverent-choices-in-novembers-fucking-this-or-that-6e7c62e73661?source=collection_home---4------11-----------------------" data-action="open-post" data-action-value="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/my-hilariously-irreverent-choices-in-novembers-fucking-this-or-that-6e7c62e73661?source=collection_home---4------11-----------------------" class="u-block u-xs-height170 u-height172 u-backgroundSizeCover u-backgroundOriginBorderBox u-backgroundColorGrayLight u-borderLighter" style="background-image: url("https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*e2WeIvMGMSlOz0K2Zgc2pQ.png"); background-position: 50% 50% !important;"><span class="u-textScreenReader">My Hilariously Irreverent Choices In November’s Fucking This or That</span></a></div><div class="col u-xs-marginBottom10 u-paddingLeft0 u-paddingRight0 u-paddingTop15 u-marginBottom30"><a class="" href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/my-hilariously-irreverent-choices-in-novembers-fucking-this-or-that-6e7c62e73661?source=collection_home---4------11-----------------------" data-action-source="collection_home---4------11-----------------------" data-post-id="6e7c62e73661"><h3 class="u-contentSansBold u-lineHeightTightest u-xs-fontSize24 u-paddingBottom2 u-paddingTop5 u-fontSize32"><div class="u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTighter u-breakWord u-textOverflowEllipsis u-lineClamp3 u-fontSize24">My Hilariously Irreverent Choices In November’s Fucking This or That</div></h3><div class="u-contentSansThin u-lineHeightBaseSans u-fontSize24 u-xs-fontSize18 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal"><div class="u-fontSize18 u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTight u-marginTop7 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal">Read my responses, and I’m sure you’ll choose the same!</div></div></a><div class="u-clearfix u-marginTop20"><div class="u-flexCenter"><div class="postMetaInline-avatar u-flex0"><a class="link u-baseColor--link avatar" href="https://medium.com/@deannabug" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="e8bd6e84a7cf" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="e8bd6e84a7cf" dir="auto"><img 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2.182c-.087.06-.132.03-.099-.068l1.2-3.53a.271.271 0 00-.098-.292L2.056 6.146c-.087-.06-.071-.112.038-.112h3.884a.29.29 0 00.26-.19l1.2-3.52z"/></svg></span></span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="row u-marginTop30 u-marginLeftNegative12 u-marginRightNegative12"><div class="col u-xs-size12of12 js-trackPostPresentation u-paddingLeft12 u-marginBottom15 u-paddingRight12 u-size4of12" data-source="collection_home---4------18-----------------------" data-post-id="8e4703c50f63" data-index="18"><div class="u-lineHeightBase postItem"><a href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/blame-the-fuckin-tilers-for-my-fuckin-swearing-8e4703c50f63?source=collection_home---4------18-----------------------" data-action="open-post" data-action-value="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/blame-the-fuckin-tilers-for-my-fuckin-swearing-8e4703c50f63?source=collection_home---4------18-----------------------" class="u-block u-xs-height170 u-height172 u-backgroundSizeCover 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