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Like Stephen Curry gnawing on a lemonade-flavored mouthpiece.</p> </div> </div> <div class="m-block article post"> <div class="m-block__image"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/2013/9/26/4770412/world-cup-2012-qatar-humar-rights"><img alt="" class=" vox-lazy-load" data-original="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://cdn0.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/20185829/gyi0062753302.0_standard_352.0.jpg" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134im_/http://cdn0.sbnation.com/images/chorus/components/lazy-load-image-gray.vc5f04cd.gif"/> <noscript> <img alt="" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134im_/http://cdn0.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/20185829/gyi0062753302.0_standard_352.0.jpg"/> </noscript> </a> </div> <div class="m-block__body"> <header> <h3><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/2013/9/26/4770412/world-cup-2012-qatar-humar-rights">Lost in the&nbsp;desert</a></h3> <div class="m-block__body-meta"> <span class="m-admin-button check-permissions" data-admin-actions-id="4534453" style="display:none"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/admin/entries/edit/4534453?community_id=247">Edit</a> </span> <span class="m-comment-count "> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/2013/9/26/4770412/world-cup-2012-qatar-humar-rights#comments" class="m-comment-count__bubble unread" data-unread-comments-id="4534453"></a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/2013/9/26/4770412/world-cup-2012-qatar-humar-rights#comments" class="m-comment-count__bubble">13</a> </span> </div> </header> <div class="m-block__body__byline"> by <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/authors/david-roth">David Roth</a> Sep 26 2013, 9:04a </div> <p class="m-block__body__blurb">Fifa chief Sepp Blatter sees soccer as both a game and an agent of social change. He's proving himself wrong in Qatar, home of the 2022 World Cup.</p> </div> </div> <div class="m-block article post"> <div class="m-block__image"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2013/9/24/4762912/drake-james-harden-nba-twitter"><img alt="" class=" vox-lazy-load" data-original="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://cdn1.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/20040551/20130414_pjc_ag9_433.0_standard_352.0.jpg" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134im_/http://cdn0.sbnation.com/images/chorus/components/lazy-load-image-gray.vc5f04cd.gif"/> <noscript> <img alt="" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134im_/http://cdn1.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/20040551/20130414_pjc_ag9_433.0_standard_352.0.jpg"/> </noscript> </a> </div> <div class="m-block__body"> <header class="has-section"> <div class="m-block__header-meta"> <h6><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/nba" class="nba">NBA</a></h6> <div class="m-block__body-meta"> <span class="m-admin-button check-permissions" data-admin-actions-id="4526953" style="display:none"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/admin/entries/edit/4526953?community_id=247">Edit</a> </span> <span class="m-comment-count "> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2013/9/24/4762912/drake-james-harden-nba-twitter#comments" class="m-comment-count__bubble unread" data-unread-comments-id="4526953"></a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2013/9/24/4762912/drake-james-harden-nba-twitter#comments" class="m-comment-count__bubble">11</a> </span> </div> </div> <h3><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2013/9/24/4762912/drake-james-harden-nba-twitter">The Drake&nbsp;effect</a></h3> </header> <div class="m-block__body__byline"> by <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/authors/david-roth">David Roth</a> Sep 24 2013, 9:40a </div> <p class="m-block__body__blurb">What is it with Drake and sports? What is it with Drake in general?</p> </div> </div> <div class="m-block article post"> <div class="m-block__image"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/2013/9/18/4745542/brian-hoyer-wikivandalism-victim"><img alt="" class=" vox-lazy-load" data-original="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/19762701/20130725_kdl_ss4_129.0_standard_352.0.jpg" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134im_/http://cdn0.sbnation.com/images/chorus/components/lazy-load-image-gray.vc5f04cd.gif"/> <noscript> <img alt="" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134im_/http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/19762701/20130725_kdl_ss4_129.0_standard_352.0.jpg"/> </noscript> </a> </div> <div class="m-block__body"> <header> <h3><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/2013/9/18/4745542/brian-hoyer-wikivandalism-victim">Brian Hoyer, WikiVandalism&nbsp;victim</a></h3> <div class="m-block__body-meta"> <span class="m-admin-button check-permissions" data-admin-actions-id="4509583" style="display:none"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/admin/entries/edit/4509583?community_id=247">Edit</a> </span> <span class="m-comment-count "> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/2013/9/18/4745542/brian-hoyer-wikivandalism-victim#comments" class="m-comment-count__bubble nocomments">+</a> </span> </div> </header> <div class="m-block__body__byline"> by <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/authors/david-roth">David Roth</a> Sep 18 2013, 4:18p </div> <p class="m-block__body__blurb">Brandon Weeden has a sprained thumb, and is Brandon Weeden. Jason Campbell is healthy, but has a supernatural hex hanging over him. Tim Tebow is very available, but currently the subject of mass...</p> </div> </div> <div class="m-block article post"> <div class="m-block__image"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/9/18/4740960/gwar-super-bowl-halftime-show"><img alt="" class=" vox-lazy-load" data-original="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://cdn1.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/19736465/20130915_kkt_aj8_208.0_standard_352.0.jpg" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134im_/http://cdn0.sbnation.com/images/chorus/components/lazy-load-image-gray.vc5f04cd.gif"/> <noscript> <img alt="" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134im_/http://cdn1.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/19736465/20130915_kkt_aj8_208.0_standard_352.0.jpg"/> </noscript> </a> </div> <div class="m-block__body"> <header class="has-section"> <div class="m-block__header-meta"> <h6><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/nfl" class="nfl">NFL</a></h6> <div class="m-block__body-meta"> <span class="m-admin-button check-permissions" data-admin-actions-id="4505001" style="display:none"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/admin/entries/edit/4505001?community_id=247">Edit</a> </span> <span class="m-comment-count "> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/9/18/4740960/gwar-super-bowl-halftime-show#comments" class="m-comment-count__bubble unread" data-unread-comments-id="4505001"></a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/9/18/4740960/gwar-super-bowl-halftime-show#comments" class="m-comment-count__bubble">5</a> </span> </div> </div> <h3><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/9/18/4740960/gwar-super-bowl-halftime-show">Getting GWAR to the Super&nbsp;Bowl</a></h3> </header> <div class="m-block__body__byline"> by <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/authors/david-roth">David Roth</a> Sep 18 2013, 9:00a </div> <p class="m-block__body__blurb">One man's quest -- or Change.org petition, at least -- to get the Scumdogs of the Universe and metal's goofiest stage show to the 2015 Super Bowl.</p> </div> </div> <div class="m-block article post"> <div class="m-block__image"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/2013/9/16/4737812/crowds-surge-at-sign-tim-tebow-rally"><img alt="" class=" vox-lazy-load" data-original="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/19647377/159212963.0_standard_352.0.jpg" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134im_/http://cdn0.sbnation.com/images/chorus/components/lazy-load-image-gray.vc5f04cd.gif"/> <noscript> <img alt="" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134im_/http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/19647377/159212963.0_standard_352.0.jpg"/> </noscript> </a> </div> <div class="m-block__body"> <header> <h3><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/2013/9/16/4737812/crowds-surge-at-sign-tim-tebow-rally">Crowds surge at Sign Tim Tebow&nbsp;rally</a></h3> <div class="m-block__body-meta"> <span class="m-admin-button check-permissions" data-admin-actions-id="4501853" style="display:none"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/admin/entries/edit/4501853?community_id=247">Edit</a> </span> <span class="m-comment-count "> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/2013/9/16/4737812/crowds-surge-at-sign-tim-tebow-rally#comments" class="m-comment-count__bubble unread" data-unread-comments-id="4501853"></a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/2013/9/16/4737812/crowds-surge-at-sign-tim-tebow-rally#comments" class="m-comment-count__bubble">22</a> </span> </div> </header> <div class="m-block__body__byline"> by <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20131006023134/http://www.sbnation.com/authors/david-roth">David Roth</a> Sep 16 2013, 3:54p </div> <p class="m-block__body__blurb">Jacksonville's 'Sign Tim Tebow' rally is going about as well as expected. 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