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border-radius: 10px; -moz-border-radius: 10px; -webkit-border-radius: 10px; -khtml-border-radius: 10px; -icab-border-radius: 10px; -o-border-radius: 10px;;" align="center"> <b>Episode Information</b> <table align="center" style="background: #FFFDF0; width: 100%; border-radius: 10px; -moz-border-radius: 10px; -webkit-border-radius: 10px; -khtml-border-radius: 10px; -icab-border-radius: 10px; -o-border-radius: 10px;"> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px"> Episode number: </th> <td> 679 </td></tr> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px" style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> Season number: </th> <td style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> <a href="/wiki/Season_31" title="Season 31">S31</a> E17 </td></tr> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px" style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> Production code: </th> <td style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> ZABF10 </td></tr> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px" style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> Original airdate: </th> <td style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> March 22, <a href="/wiki/2020" title="2020">2020</a> </td></tr> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px" style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> <a href="/wiki/List_of_guest_stars" title="List of guest stars">Guest star(s)</a>: </th> <td style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> <a href="/wiki/Kevin_Smith" title="Kevin Smith">Kevin Smith</a> as <a href="/wiki/Kevin_Smith_(character)" title="Kevin Smith (character)">himself</a><br><a href="/wiki/Billy_Porter" title="Billy Porter">Billy Porter</a> as <a href="/wiki/Desmond" title="Desmond">Desmond</a><br><a href="/wiki/Chelsea_Peretti" title="Chelsea Peretti">Chelsea Peretti</a> as <a href="/wiki/Lauren" title="Lauren">Lauren</a> </td></tr> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px" style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> <a href="/wiki/List_of_showrunners" title="List of showrunners">Showrunner</a>: </th> <td style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> <a href="/wiki/Matt_Selman" title="Matt Selman">Matt Selman</a> </td></tr> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px" style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> Written by: </th> <td style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> <a href="/wiki/Carolyn_Omine" title="Carolyn Omine">Carolyn Omine</a> </td></tr> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px" style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> Directed by: </th> <td style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> <a href="/wiki/Chris_Clements" title="Chris Clements">Chris Clements</a> </td></tr> </table> </td></tr></table> <p><br /> <b>"Highway to Well"</b> is the seventeenth episode of <a href="/wiki/Season_31" title="Season 31">season 31</a> of <i><a href="/wiki/The_Simpsons" title="The Simpsons">The Simpsons</a></i> and the six-hundred and seventy-ninth episode overall. It originally aired on March 22, <a href="/wiki/2020" title="2020">2020</a>. The episode was written by <a href="/wiki/Carolyn_Omine" title="Carolyn Omine">Carolyn Omine</a> and directed by <a href="/wiki/Chris_Clements" title="Chris Clements">Chris Clements</a>. It guest stars <a href="/wiki/Kevin_Smith" title="Kevin Smith">Kevin Smith</a> as <a href="/wiki/Kevin_Smith_(character)" title="Kevin Smith (character)">himself</a>, <a href="/wiki/Billy_Porter" title="Billy Porter">Billy Porter</a> as <a href="/wiki/Desmond" title="Desmond">Desmond</a> and <a href="/wiki/Chelsea_Peretti" title="Chelsea Peretti">Chelsea Peretti</a> as <a href="/wiki/Lauren" title="Lauren">Lauren</a>. </p> <div id="toc" class="toc"><div id="toctitle" class="toctitle"><h2>Contents</h2></div> <ul> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-1"><a href="#Synopsis"><span class="tocnumber">1</span> <span class="toctext">Synopsis</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-2"><a href="#Plot"><span class="tocnumber">2</span> <span class="toctext">Plot</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-3"><a href="#Production"><span class="tocnumber">3</span> <span class="toctext">Production</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-4"><a href="#Gallery"><span class="tocnumber">4</span> <span class="toctext">Gallery</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-5"><a href="#Promo_videos"><span class="tocnumber">5</span> <span class="toctext">Promo videos</span></a></li> </ul> </div> <h2><span class="mw-headline" id="Synopsis">Synopsis</span><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=Highway_to_Well&action=edit&section=1" title="Edit section: Synopsis">edit</a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></h2> <dl><dd><span>"<i>When <a href="/wiki/Maggie" class="mw-redirect" title="Maggie">Maggie</a> goes to pre-school, <a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a> decides to get a job to pass the time and ends up working at an upscale weed dispensary. Then, <a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a> decides to open his own dispensary that mimics a sketchy drug deal, putting their two businesses at odds.</i>"</span></dd></dl> <p><br /> </p> <h2><span class="mw-headline" id="Plot">Plot</span><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=Highway_to_Well&action=edit&section=2" title="Edit section: Plot">edit</a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></h2> <p><a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a> takes <a href="/wiki/Maggie" class="mw-redirect" title="Maggie">Maggie</a> to the <a href="/wiki/Center_for_Pre-Emptive_Education" title="Center for Pre-Emptive Education">Center for Pre-Emptive Education</a> for the first day of pre-school. When she learns she can't stay with her, she checks her favorite mummy blog, and tries going to the gym, creating stuff with ceramics, and then goes to the <a href="/wiki/Nuclear_Plant" class="mw-redirect" title="Nuclear Plant">Nuclear Plant</a> to sex-prise <a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a> at his work place, but all go bad for different reasons. </p><p>Marge arrives at <a href="/wiki/Well_%2B_Good" title="Well + Good">Well + Good</a>, where they're hiring new people, and she made a good impression with them. The day of the opening, she's nervous but makes a good sale, before finding out they sell pot, making her a drug dealer. </p><p>The owner, <a href="/wiki/Drederick_Tatum" title="Drederick Tatum">Drederick Tatum</a>, tries to convince her to stay, but she walks away from the job. Once brought the news home, they convince her to accept the job, helping people including <a href="/wiki/Agnes" class="mw-redirect" title="Agnes">Agnes</a>. </p><p>When <a href="/wiki/Otto" class="mw-redirect" title="Otto">Otto</a> tries to buy some, they keep trying to sell him all kind of products made of the drug, but Otto gets all confused by it and goes to <a href="/wiki/Moe%27s" class="mw-redirect" title="Moe's">Moe's</a>. There he expresses his feelings toward the situation, and wanting to bring back the old way drug deals were made, Homer, <a href="/wiki/Moe" class="mw-redirect" title="Moe">Moe</a> and <a href="/wiki/Lenny" class="mw-redirect" title="Lenny">Lenny</a> recreate it in the tavern. </p><p>Meanwhile, Tatum presents <a href="/wiki/The_Drederick" title="The Drederick">The Drederick</a> to the workers, a cannabis resort and spa, and wants Marge to present it, but denies it on the fact Homer is selling weed himself. The only way for her to keep working there is to stop Homer, and he refuses. </p><p>Tatum offers her an alternate way to do it, telling on him to the County Health Department. If he offers his customers food too, he'd be shut down. Marge goes through with the plan and the department closes the activity, betraying Homer. </p><p>At The Dredericks' opening ceremony, Homer gets in with a trick and upsets the influencers, revealing she's never tried pot. To save her face she tries some and feel the effect of getting high, understanding the truth behind it. </p><p>When Homer tries to light a joint, he lights up an electronic cigarette, which explodes causing a chain reaction that destroys the resort completely. In the end <a href="/wiki/Quimby" class="mw-redirect" title="Quimby">Quimby</a> declares the cannabis outlaw, while Homer gets addicted to the cheese balls that stopped his newfound job. </p> <h2><span class="mw-headline" id="Production">Production</span><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=Highway_to_Well&action=edit&section=3" title="Edit section: Production">edit</a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></h2> <ul class="gallery mw-gallery-traditional"> <li class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div style="width: 155px"> <div class="thumb" style="width: 150px;"><div style="margin:15px auto;"><a href="/wiki/File:ZABF10_Script_Cover.jpg" class="image"><img alt="ZABF10 Script Cover.jpg" src="https://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/thumb/f/fd/ZABF10_Script_Cover.jpg/90px-ZABF10_Script_Cover.jpg" width="90" height="120" 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