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From time to time, folks in the gaming industry say nice things about us (after getting totally plastered on gnomish fungus beer, we suspect), and we post them here.</p> <p>Our thanks to everyone who has ever <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">not called us short</span> said something awesome about the Stew — you rock.</p> <p><strong><span style="font-size: 1.3em; color: #990000;">Monte Cook</span></strong></p> <p><img decoding="async" style="border: 0px;" src="https://gnomestew.com/wp-content/themes/gnome/ui/li.png" alt="" /> Game designer and author (<em>Dungeons & Dragons</em>, <a href="http://www.dungeonaday.com">Dungeonaday.com</a>, Malhavoc Press)</p> <blockquote><p>“<em>I check Gnome Stew every day. They’ve always got something there that’s fun, useful, or both.</em>“</p></blockquote> <p><strong><span style="font-size: 1.3em; color: #990000;">Wil Wheaton</span></strong></p> <p><img decoding="async" style="border: 0px;" src="https://gnomestew.com/wp-content/themes/gnome/ui/li.png" alt="" /> Actor and geek (“Star Trek: The Next Generation, Geek and Sundry”)</p> <blockquote><p>“<em>fantastic blog for game masters, dungeon masters, and rpg fans</em>“</p></blockquote> <p><strong><span style="font-size: 1.3em; color: #990000;">Wolfgang Baur</span></strong></p> <p><img decoding="async" style="border: 0px;" src="https://gnomestew.com/wp-content/themes/gnome/ui/li.png" alt="" /> Game designer and author (<a href="http://www.koboldquarterly.com">Kobold Quarterly</a>, <em>Dungeons & Dragons</em>, <em>Dragon</em> Magazine)</p> <blockquote><p>“<em>If you aren’t reading Gnome Stew, you’re missing out.</em>“</p></blockquote> <p><strong><span style="font-size: 1.3em; color: #990000;">Game Manufacturer’s Association (GAMA)</span></strong></p> <p><img decoding="async" style="border: 0px;" src="https://gnomestew.com/wp-content/themes/gnome/ui/li.png" alt="" /> RPG industry trade association (<a href="http://www.originsgamefair.com">Origins Game Fair</a>, Origins Awards)</p> <blockquote><p>“<em>We get asked a great many “how to” questions about GMing at Origins and one of the best sites we have found for information is Gnome Stew – The Game Mastering Blog found at http://www.gnomestew.com/</em>“</p></blockquote> <p><strong><span style="font-size: 1.3em; color: #990000;">Yax</span></strong></p> <p><img decoding="async" style="border: 0px;" src="https://gnomestew.com/wp-content/themes/gnome/ui/li.png" alt="" /> Blogger (<a href="http://www.dungeonmastering.com">DungeonMastering.com</a>)</p> <blockquote><p>“<em>Gnome Stew – the best GMing website out there. 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They’re inflammatory; they contradict one other; but, most of all, they fill my mind with new ideas and make me think deeper about my role as the game master.</em>“</p></blockquote> <p><strong><span style="font-size: 1.3em; color: #990000;">Johnn Four</span></strong></p> <p><img decoding="async" style="border: 0px;" src="https://gnomestew.com/wp-content/themes/gnome/ui/li.png" alt="" /> Author and blogger (<a href="http://www.roleplayingtips.com">RoleplayingTips.com</a>, <em>Campaign Mastery</em>)</p> <blockquote><p>“<em>If you like GMing tips, advice, and perspectives you have to hit Gnome Stew. The crew at the Stew doesn’t sleep, I swear. Great articles (by the tonne) plus a great community guarantees you’ll improve your GMing and make new friends in the process.</em>“</p></blockquote> <p><strong><span style="font-size: 1.3em; color: #990000;">Ed Healy</span></strong></p> <p><img decoding="async" style="border: 0px;" src="https://gnomestew.com/wp-content/themes/gnome/ui/li.png" alt="" /> Co-founder of <a href="http://www.edenstudios.net/">Eden Studios</a>, podcaster (<a href="http://www.warpigradio.com">War Pig Radio</a>, <a href="http://opendesignpodcast.com/">Open Design</a>)</p> <blockquote><p>“<em>Gnome Stew is where I go for game mastering inspiration. The articles give me a new perspective on what it means to sit (or stand) behind the screen, and help me keep from getting complacent.</em>“</p></blockquote> <p><strong><span style="font-size: 1.3em; color: #990000;">Philippe-Antoine M脙漏nard</span></strong></p> <p><img decoding="async" style="border: 0px;" src="https://gnomestew.com/wp-content/themes/gnome/ui/li.png" alt="" /> Blogger (<a href="http://critical-hits.com/musings-of-the-chatty-dm/"">Musings of the Chatty DM</a>)</p> <blockquote><p>“<em>Gnome Stew is like a one-stop shop for GMing tips. Written by a group of seasoned, passionate and friendly Game Masters, the Stew has rapidly become THE reference GMing blog of the RPG blogsphere. 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