Principia Discordia

<!DOCTYPE html><html><head> <title>Principia Discordia - Page 34</title> <meta name="generator" content="BBEdit 6.5.3"><LINK REL="stylesheet" HREF="bookstyle.css"></head><body bgcolor="#f1e18d"><table border="0" width="750" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10"> <tr> <td width="200" valign="top"><div><img src="images/book-eris.gif" alt="" width="170" height="115" border="0"> <a href="42.php"><img src="images/next_page.gif" alt="" width="200" height="40" border="0"></a> <a href="40.php"><img src="images/previous_page.gif" alt="" width="200" height="40" border="0"></a> <a href="9.php"><img src="images/table_of_contents.gif" alt="" width="200" height="40" border="0"></a> <a href="../isearch/"><img src="images/fnordfind_search.gif" alt="" width="200" height="40" border="0"></a> <a href="../index.php"><img src="images/close_the_book.gif" alt="" width="200" height="40" border="0"></a></div> </td> <td valign="top"><table border="0" width="520" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="border: 1px #000000 solid;"> <tr> <td width="520" bgcolor="#ffffff"> <table WIDTH="500" ALIGN="CENTER" CELLPADDING="5" BORDER="0"> <tr><td WIDTH="480" BGCOLOR="FFFFFF" VALIGN="top"><a NAME="pg34"> <table WIDTH="480" ALIGN="right" CELLPADDING="1" CELLSPACING="1" BGCOLOR="FFFFFF" BORDER="0"><tr> <td COLSPAN="3">PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR</td><td ROWSPAN="5" VALIGN="top"><img SRC="images/SacredDocumentofFrogs.gif"> </td></tr> <tr><td ROWSPAN="4" VALIGN="bottom"><img SRC="images/StarColumn.gif"></td><td COLSPAN="2">SEASONS 1) Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung 2) Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo 3) Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti 4) Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud 5) The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse </td></tr><tr><td>Days of the Week* 1) Sweetmorn 2) Boomtime 3) Pungenday 4) Prickle-Prickle 5) Setting Orange</td><td>* THE DAYS OF THE WEEK are named from the five Basic Elements: SWEET, BOOM, PUNGENT, PRICKLE and ORANGE.</td></tr> <tr><td>HOLYDAYS A] APOSTLE HOLYDAYS 1) Mungday 2) Mojoday 3) Syaday 4) Zaraday 5) Maladay Each occurs on the 5th day of the Season</td> <td> &nbsp B] SEASON HOLYDAYS 1) Chaoflux 2) Discoflux 3) Confuflux 4) Bureflux 5) Afflux Each occurs on the 50th day of each Season</td></tr> <tr><td WIDTH="400" COLSPAN="2"> C] ST. TIB'S DAY - occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos</td></tr> <tr><td COLSPAN="5"><table WIDTH="480" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="0" BORDER="0"> <tr> <td WIDTH="116" VALIGN="top">   Jan  1  2  3  4  5      6  7  8  9 10     11 12 13 14 15     16 17 18 19 20     21 22 23 24 25     26 27 28 29 30     31  1  2  3  4 Feb  5  6  7  8  9     10 11 12 13 14     15 16 17 18 19     20 21 22 23 24     25 26 27 28* 1 Mar  2  3  4  5  6      7  8  9 10 11     12 13 14 15 16     17 18 19 20 21     22 23 24 25 26     27 28 29 30 31 Apr  1  2  3  4  5      6  7  8  9 10     11 12 13 14 15     16 17 18 19 20     21 22 23 24 25     26 27 28 29 30 May  1  2  3  4  5      6  7  8  9 10     11 12 13 14 15     16 17 18 19 20     21 22 23 24 25     26 27 28 29 30     31  1  2  3  4 Jun  5  6  7  8  9     10 11 12 13 14     15 16 17 18 19     20 21 22 23 24     25 26 27 28 29     30  1  2  3  4 </td> <td WIDTH="116" VALIGN="top"> SM BT PD PP SO 1  2  3  4  5 Chs  6  7  8  9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73  1  2 Dsc  3  4  5  6  7  8  9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73  1  2  3  4 Cfn  5  6  7  8  9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 </td> <td WIDTH="116" VALIGN="top"> Jul  5  6  7  8  9     10 11 12 13 14     15 16 17 18 19     20 21 22 23 24     25 26 27 28 29     30 31  1  2  3 Aug  4  5  6  7  8      9 10 11 12 13     14 15 16 17 18     19 20 21 22 23     24 25 26 27 28     29 30 31  1  2 Sep  3  4  5  6  7      8  9 10 11 12     13 14 15 16 17     18 19 20 21 22     23 24 25 26 27     28 29 30  1  2 Oct  3  4  5  6  7      8  9 10 11 12     13 14 15 16 17     18 19 20 21 22     23 24 25 26 27     28 29 30 31  1 Nov  2  3  4  5  6      7  8  9 10 11     12 13 14 15 16     17 18 19 20 21     22 23 24 25 26     27 28 29 30  1 Dec  2  3  4  5  6      7  8  9 10 11     12 13 14 15 16     17 18 19 20 21     22 23 24 25 26     27 28 29 30 31 [1970 = 3136] [Next St. </td> <td WIDTH="116" VALIGN="top"> SM BT PD PP SO 40 41 42 43 44 Cfn 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73  1 Bcy  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73  1  2  3 Afm  4  5  6  7  8  9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 Tibs Day in 3166] </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> </table> </td></tr> </table> </td> </tr></table> </td> </tr></table></body></html>

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