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She was headed to school and spun out on an icy patch. She hit a mailbox sort of like the one in the picture, except that it had a functioning door. It smashed thru the windshield and came to land in the front passenger seat of the little Lynx. She was shaken up but not injured. When the tow truck was getting ready to pull the car out of the ditch, the driver reached in to take the mailbox out and discovered that the thing had been filled with concrete. Nice. A few inches different and it could have killed our daughter. Turns out the homeowners had gotten tired of kids driving down the road and smashing mailboxes with baseball bats. We had to pay them $150 to replace the mailbox, concrete not included. Words failed me at the time.</p> <div class="reply"> <a class="comment-reply-link" href="/web/20101224145745/http://lovelylisting.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/01/funny-real-estate-hate-children-and-refrigeration-this-house-is-for-you/?replytocom=30361#respond" onclick="return addComment.moveForm("div-comment-30361", "30361", "respond", "11991")">Reply</a> </div> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="comment-30368"> <div id="div-comment-30368" class="comment-body"> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <img alt="" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20101224145745im_/http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/341421d295640180c83f1e0a1f699ccc?s=32&d=wavatar&r=R" class="avatar avatar-32" height="32" width="32"/> <cite class="fn">JMixx</cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101224145745/http://lovelylisting.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/01/funny-real-estate-hate-children-and-refrigeration-this-house-is-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-30368"> November 1, 2010 at 8:06 am</a> </div> <p>You MIGHT be a REDNECK if…</p> <div class="reply"> <a class="comment-reply-link" href="/web/20101224145745/http://lovelylisting.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/01/funny-real-estate-hate-children-and-refrigeration-this-house-is-for-you/?replytocom=30368#respond" onclick="return addComment.moveForm("div-comment-30368", "30368", "respond", "11991")">Reply</a> </div> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="comment-30373"> <div id="div-comment-30373" class="comment-body"> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <img alt="" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20101224145745im_/http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/50a58248e80c61a44910f93a8d30ad6f?s=32&d=wavatar&r=R" class="avatar avatar-32" height="32" width="32"/> <cite class="fn">Sara</cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101224145745/http://lovelylisting.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/01/funny-real-estate-hate-children-and-refrigeration-this-house-is-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-30373"> November 1, 2010 at 9:15 am</a> </div> <p>Is it just me or does that mailbox have sort of a Pyramid Head thing going on?</p> <div class="reply"> <a class="comment-reply-link" href="/web/20101224145745/http://lovelylisting.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/01/funny-real-estate-hate-children-and-refrigeration-this-house-is-for-you/?replytocom=30373#respond" onclick="return addComment.moveForm("div-comment-30373", "30373", "respond", "11991")">Reply</a> </div> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="comment-30374"> <div id="div-comment-30374" class="comment-body"> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <img alt="" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20101224145745im_/http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/5f16bddac1fcbb2511f2ab1b32a0214e?s=32&d=wavatar&r=R" class="avatar avatar-32" height="32" width="32"/> <cite class="fn">areawoman</cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101224145745/http://lovelylisting.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/01/funny-real-estate-hate-children-and-refrigeration-this-house-is-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-30374"> November 1, 2010 at 10:00 am</a> </div> <p>What’s with the lonely toilet??</p> <div class="reply"> <a class="comment-reply-link" href="/web/20101224145745/http://lovelylisting.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/01/funny-real-estate-hate-children-and-refrigeration-this-house-is-for-you/?replytocom=30374#respond" onclick="return addComment.moveForm("div-comment-30374", "30374", "respond", "11991")">Reply</a> </div> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="comment-30375"> <div id="div-comment-30375" class="comment-body"> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <img alt="" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20101224145745im_/http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/472f9d69431d03a55b96deaca1577c4c?s=32&d=wavatar&r=R" class="avatar avatar-32" height="32" width="32"/> <cite class="fn">NolaJane</cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101224145745/http://lovelylisting.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/01/funny-real-estate-hate-children-and-refrigeration-this-house-is-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-30375"> November 1, 2010 at 10:14 am</a> </div> <p>What’s gonna happen to Mail Box Face<br/> There go I but for my face<br/> All I know could be defaced by the facts in the life of Mail Box Face</p> <p>I don’t know where he lives<br/> Or if he knows to sail<br/> Or if little schemes like this one ever cross his trail<br/> But I don’t believe he’s dreaming<br/> Or if he cares to know<br/> So I shudder in my lampshade</p> <p>So, what’s gonna happen to Mail Box Face<br/> There I go but for my face<br/> All I know could be defaced by the facts in the life of Mail Box Face<br/> Mail Box Face<br/> Mail Box Face<br/> Mail Box Face</p> <div class="reply"> <a class="comment-reply-link" href="/web/20101224145745/http://lovelylisting.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/01/funny-real-estate-hate-children-and-refrigeration-this-house-is-for-you/?replytocom=30375#respond" onclick="return addComment.moveForm("div-comment-30375", "30375", "respond", "11991")">Reply</a> </div> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="comment-30376"> <div id="div-comment-30376" class="comment-body"> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <img alt="" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20101224145745im_/http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/596534e61d1639646f9f394dd1f277f7?s=32&d=wavatar&r=R" class="avatar avatar-32" height="32" width="32"/> <cite class="fn">tuulikki</cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101224145745/http://lovelylisting.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/01/funny-real-estate-hate-children-and-refrigeration-this-house-is-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-30376"> November 1, 2010 at 10:32 am</a> </div> <p>Poor fridge. Always getting the cold shoulder from the rest of the appliances.</p> <div class="reply"> <a class="comment-reply-link" href="/web/20101224145745/http://lovelylisting.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/01/funny-real-estate-hate-children-and-refrigeration-this-house-is-for-you/?replytocom=30376#respond" onclick="return addComment.moveForm("div-comment-30376", "30376", "respond", "11991")">Reply</a> </div> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="comment-30443"> <div id="div-comment-30443" class="comment-body"> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <img alt="" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20101224145745im_/http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/a05556da01d5324d855fc578f867377a?s=32&d=wavatar&r=R" class="avatar avatar-32" height="32" width="32"/> <cite class="fn">zhoen</cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101224145745/http://lovelylisting.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/01/funny-real-estate-hate-children-and-refrigeration-this-house-is-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-30443"> November 3, 2010 at 7:47 am</a> </div> <p>I never thought to see Chess Piece Face quoted, ever, anywhere, by anyone. Thank you, made my week.</p> <div class="reply"> <a class="comment-reply-link" href="/web/20101224145745/http://lovelylisting.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/01/funny-real-estate-hate-children-and-refrigeration-this-house-is-for-you/?replytocom=30443#respond" onclick="return addComment.moveForm("div-comment-30443", "30443", "respond", "11991")">Reply</a> </div> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="comment-30569"> <div id="div-comment-30569" class="comment-body"> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <img alt="" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20101224145745im_/http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/9fc78b38cb8b012e0454fafea893618a?s=32&d=wavatar&r=R" class="avatar avatar-32" height="32" width="32"/> <cite class="fn">izzilla</cite> <span class="says">says:</span> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a 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