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class="entry"> <p style="text-align:center;"><img src="https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=%5Clim_%7Btime+%5Cto+%5Cinfty%7D+love+%3D+0&bg=ffffff&fg=333333&s=2&c=20201002" srcset="https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=%5Clim_%7Btime+%5Cto+%5Cinfty%7D+love+%3D+0&bg=ffffff&fg=333333&s=2&c=20201002 1x, https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=%5Clim_%7Btime+%5Cto+%5Cinfty%7D+love+%3D+0&bg=ffffff&fg=333333&s=2&c=20201002&zoom=4.5 4x" alt="\lim_{time \to \infty} love = 0" class="latex" /></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><img src="https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=%5Clim_%7Btime+%5Cto+0%7D+love+%3D+%3F&bg=ffffff&fg=333333&s=2&c=20201002" srcset="https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=%5Clim_%7Btime+%5Cto+0%7D+love+%3D+%3F&bg=ffffff&fg=333333&s=2&c=20201002 1x, https://s0.wp.com/latex.php?latex=%5Clim_%7Btime+%5Cto+0%7D+love+%3D+%3F&bg=ffffff&fg=333333&s=2&c=20201002&zoom=4.5 4x" alt="\lim_{time \to 0} love = ?" class="latex" /></p> </div> <p class="postmetadata"> <img 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rel="bookmark">Epiphany of the Day</a></h2> <small>July 28, 2008</small><br /> <div class="entry"> <p>It is NOT a good idea to eat while listening <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Stiff-Curious-Lives-Human-Cadavers/dp/0393324826/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1217232859&sr=8-1">about putrefaction</a>.</p> <p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://orroral.deviantart.com/art/UGH-42317827"><img data-attachment-id="438" data-permalink="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/epiphany-of-the-day/small-ugh_by_orroral/" data-orig-file="https://ascending.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/small-ugh_by_orroral.jpg" data-orig-size="200,300" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":""}" data-image-title="small-ugh_by_orroral" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" 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rel="category tag">Books</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/category/funny/" rel="category tag">Funny</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/category/random/" rel="category tag">Random</a> | Tagged: <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/cadaver/" rel="tag">cadaver</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/corpse/" rel="tag">corpse</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/death/" rel="tag">death</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/decomposition/" rel="tag">decomposition</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/mary-roach/" rel="tag">mary roach</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/putrefaction/" rel="tag">putrefaction</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/stiff/" rel="tag">stiff</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/permalink.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2008/07/28/epiphany-of-the-day/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Epiphany of the Day">Permalink</a> <br /><img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/figure_ver1.gif" alt="" /> Posted by Constantin </p> </div> <hr /> <div class="post-415 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-books category-funny category-thoughts tag-a-clockwork-orange tag-anthony-burgess tag-bad tag-bildungsroman tag-book tag-burgess tag-choice tag-classic tag-clockwork tag-coming-of-age tag-crime tag-dystopia tag-education tag-english tag-evil tag-genius tag-good tag-goodness tag-horrorshow tag-masterpiece tag-nadsat tag-new-york tag-novel tag-orange tag-prison tag-russian tag-slang tag-state tag-teen tag-teenager tag-ultraviolence tag-young-adult" id="post-415"> <h2><a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2008/07/06/a-clockwork-orange-by-anthony-burgess/" rel="bookmark">“A Clockwork Orange”, by Anthony Burgess</a></h2> <small>July 6, 2008</small><br /> <div class="entry"> <p style="text-align:justify;">After reading <strong>1984</strong> nearly a year ago, I spent good hours sifting through the Google search results for “dystopia novels”. I <em>think</em> that’s how I got to this one, but I couldn’t be sure. Books often spend months at a time on my to-read list, and (un?)luckily I don’t keep track of who recommended what.</p> <p style="text-align:justify;">With its weird Russian-influenced <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadsat">Nadsat</a> English, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Clockwork_Orange"><strong>A Clockwork Orange</strong></a> became interesting pretty quickly. Here’s a sample paragraph:</p> <blockquote><p>“They viddied us just as we viddied them, and there was like a very quit kind of watching each other now. This would be real, this would be proper, this would be the nozh, the oozy, the britva, not just fisties and boots. Billyboy and his droogs stopped what they were doing, which was just getting ready to perform something on a weepy young devotchka they had there, not more than ten, she creeching away but with her platties still on.”</p></blockquote> <p style="text-align:justify;">As you can see, even my not-enough-to-speak knowledge of Russian helped make this a lot of fun. It took me nearly half the audio book to figure out that “horrorshow” meant “褏芯褉芯褕芯” and not “horror show”. (That pun is actually used in the book, too.)</p> <p style="text-align:justify;">In the end, it turned out to be more of a coming-of-age story than an earnest dystopia. (Perhaps that’s why the ending caught me off-guard.) But if you asked me what other book I could compare it with, I wouldn’t have an answer, and this is enough to make it a great read.</p> <ul style="text-align:justify;"> <li>Goodness comes from within, 6655321. Goodness is something chosen. When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man.</li> <li>What does God want? Does God want goodness or the choice of goodness? Is a man who chooses the bad perhaps in some ways better than a man who has the good imposed upon him?</li> <li>It’s funny how the colours of the like real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.</li> </ul> <div id="atatags-26942-6747dc2308064"></div> <script> __ATA.cmd.push(function() { __ATA.initDynamicSlot({ id: 'atatags-26942-6747dc2308064', location: 120, formFactor: '001', label: { text: 'Advertisements', }, creative: { reportAd: { text: 'Report this ad', }, privacySettings: { text: 'Privacy', } } }); }); </script> </div> <p class="postmetadata"> <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/speech_bubble.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2008/07/06/a-clockwork-orange-by-anthony-burgess/#comments">1 Comment</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/documents.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/category/books/" rel="category tag">Books</a>, <a 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Link to “A Clockwork Orange”, by Anthony Burgess">Permalink</a> <br /><img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/figure_ver1.gif" alt="" /> Posted by Constantin </p> </div> <hr /> <div class="post-418 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-books category-funny tag-beer tag-book tag-charmed-thirds tag-choices tag-college tag-facebook tag-humour tag-jessica-darling tag-liberal tag-love tag-mccafferty tag-megan-mccafferty tag-new-york tag-novel tag-opinion tag-quotation tag-quote tag-sarcasm tag-sequel tag-sex tag-truth" id="post-418"> <h2><a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2008/07/06/quotes-from-charmed-thirds/" rel="bookmark">Quotes from “Charmed Thirds”</a></h2> <small>July 6, 2008</small><br /> <div class="entry"> <p style="text-align:justify;">by Megan McCafferty.</p> <p style="text-align:justify;">(sequel to <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/quotes-from-second-helpings/">Second Helpings</a>, sequel to <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/quotes-from-sloppy-firsts/">Sloppy Firsts</a>)</p> <p style="text-align:justify;">A note on the style of writing… convoluted, antithetic, yet hilarious. Here’s a typical sentence:</p> <blockquote> <p style="text-align:justify;">“Thus, the of-the-moment, faux-antifashion fashion statement was to go out looking like you really didn’t care what you looked like when you went out.”</p> </blockquote> <p style="text-align:justify;"> <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2008/07/06/quotes-from-charmed-thirds/#more-418" class="more-link">Read the rest of this entry »</a></p> </div> <p class="postmetadata"> <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/speech_bubble.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2008/07/06/quotes-from-charmed-thirds/#comments">1 Comment</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/documents.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/category/books/" rel="category tag">Books</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/category/funny/" rel="category tag">Funny</a> | Tagged: <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/beer/" rel="tag">beer</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/book/" rel="tag">book</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/charmed-thirds/" rel="tag">charmed thirds</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/choices/" rel="tag">choices</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/college/" rel="tag">college</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/facebook/" rel="tag">facebook</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/jessica-darling/" rel="tag">jessica darling</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/liberal/" rel="tag">liberal</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/love/" rel="tag">love</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/mccafferty/" rel="tag">mccafferty</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/megan-mccafferty/" rel="tag">megan mccafferty</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/new-york/" rel="tag">New York</a>, 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