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No, not that time. Christmas is still quite a ways away.</p><p id="0a49" class="pw-post-body-paragraph ol om he on b ih oo op oq ik or os ot ou ov ow ox oy oz pa pb pc pd pe pf pg gx bk">I’m talking about time to give some of your hard-earned money to my child for his school’s annual fundraiser!</p><p id="bd0d" class="pw-post-body-paragraph ol om he on b ih oo op oq ik or os ot ou ov ow ox oy oz pa pb pc pd pe pf pg gx bk">Yes, I know that I just hit you up what seemed like yesterday, but that was actually for the end-of-the-year basket raffle, which isn’t to be confused with this main fundraiser. I know you still gave us money, but it wasn’t for the same cause. That raised money for…well, I can’t really remember what it was for, but I know it was very important.</p><p id="6cf3" class="pw-post-body-paragraph ol om he on b ih oo op oq ik or os ot ou ov ow ox oy oz pa pb pc pd pe pf pg gx bk">This one isn’t like the typical fundraiser you’re used to. In the spirit of moving away from junk food, wrapping paper, and small home goods, the school is doing an activity fundraiser this time. It really puts the “fun” in “fundraising.” (Sorry, I’m required to say that.)</p><p id="a77b" class="pw-post-body-paragraph ol om he on b ih oo op oq ik or os ot ou ov ow ox oy oz pa pb pc pd pe pf pg gx bk">Sure, you might have liked the overpriced chocolate-covered popcorn, unicorn stationery, cookie dough, or scented candles, but getting the stuff, sorting it, picking it up, and then delivering it was a parent’s worst nightmare. 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