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class="elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default">All the Mild Wild Media books</h1></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-5e356a0 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor" data-id="5e356a0" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="text-editor.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><p>Do you have a question? Please <a href="https://burtkempner.com/contact/">get in touch</a> with me.</p></div></div><section class="elementor-section elementor-inner-section elementor-element elementor-element-ea7327f elementor-section-content-middle elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default" data-id="ea7327f" data-element_type="section" data-settings="{"_ha_eqh_enable":false}"><div class="elementor-container elementor-column-gap-no"><div class="elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-162c868" data-id="162c868" data-element_type="column" data-settings="{"background_background":"classic"}"><div class="elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated"><div class="elementor-background-overlay"></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-da180a4 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image" data-id="da180a4" data-element_type="widget" data-settings="{"_animation":"none","_animation_delay":2000}" data-widget_type="image.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/One-Our-Gorillas-Missing-Adventure-ebook/dp/B09TTZJ7L4/ref=sr_1_5?crid=1P6WLSSANJQU8&keywords=burt+kempner&qid=1646516733&sprefix=burt+kempner%2Caps%2C88&sr=8-5" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> <img fetchpriority="high" decoding="async" width="300" height="480" src="https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/original-one-of-our-gorillas-is-missing-2.jpeg" class="attachment-large size-large wp-image-736" alt="One Of Our Gorillas Is Missing" srcset="https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/original-one-of-our-gorillas-is-missing-2.jpeg 300w, https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/original-one-of-our-gorillas-is-missing-2-188x300.jpeg 188w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /> </a></div></div></div></div><div class="elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-7f3fdf6" data-id="7f3fdf6" data-element_type="column"><div class="elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated"><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-1d8db57 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading" data-id="1d8db57" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="heading.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><h2 class="elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default">One of Our Gorillas is Missing!</h2></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-1e2938f elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor" data-id="1e2938f" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="text-editor.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><p>A School of Animal Magic Adventure – Book 5</p></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-a4c52d4 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor" data-id="a4c52d4" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="text-editor.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><p>Professor Artemus Quinn, a silverback gorilla who’s the headmaster of the School of Animal Magic (SAM), has taken a leave of absence to search for his missing young nephew Kembi. When Professor Quinn himself vanishes, SAM’s boldest action team — Maisha the elephant, Jonas the cattle egret, and Maliki the white lion — sets off to discover who’s behind these mysterious disappearances. Will they make it in time to save their friends?</p></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-57cc95d elementor-align-left elementor-mobile-align-center elementor-widget elementor-widget-button" data-id="57cc95d" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="button.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><div class="elementor-button-wrapper"> <a class="elementor-button elementor-button-link elementor-size-md elementor-animation-grow" href="https://www.amazon.com/One-Our-Gorillas-Missing-Adventure-ebook/dp/B09TTZJ7L4/ref=sr_1_5?crid=1P6WLSSANJQU8&keywords=burt+kempner&qid=1646516733&sprefix=burt+kempner%2Caps%2C88&sr=8-5" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> <span class="elementor-button-content-wrapper"> <span class="elementor-button-icon elementor-align-icon-right"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="fas fa-angle-right"></i> </span> <span class="elementor-button-text">Let's find Kembi together!</span> </span> </a></div></div></div></div></div></div></section><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-4555721 elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer" data-id="4555721" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="spacer.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><div class="elementor-spacer"><div class="elementor-spacer-inner"></div></div></div></div><section class="elementor-section elementor-inner-section elementor-element elementor-element-ed03a96 elementor-section-content-middle elementor-reverse-mobile elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default" data-id="ed03a96" data-element_type="section" data-settings="{"background_background":"classic","_ha_eqh_enable":false}"><div class="elementor-background-overlay"></div><div class="elementor-container elementor-column-gap-no"><div class="elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-0a64807" data-id="0a64807" data-element_type="column" data-settings="{"background_background":"classic"}"><div class="elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated"><div class="elementor-background-overlay"></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-ad0ef34 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading" data-id="ad0ef34" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="heading.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><h2 class="elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default">The Purple Wave</h2></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-b652a6d elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor" data-id="b652a6d" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="text-editor.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><p>A School of Animal Magic Adventure – Book 4</p></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-7b53cd2 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor" data-id="7b53cd2" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="text-editor.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"> With his mysterious ability to work magic on Earth, Maliki the star-born white lion, is an invaluable member of the School of Animal Magic action team. When he learns that his home planet is in great peril, he secretly teleports his fellow team members – Maisha the elephant and Jonas the cattle egret – there and tells them about a fearsome Purple Wave that could destroy his world’s civilization. The problem is that Maliki possesses no magical powers on his own planet – but Maisha and Jonas do! Will they master their new skills in time to defeat the Purple Wave and spare the planet’s inhabitants from total disaster? This is the wildest mission the School of Animal Magic team has ever undertaken.</div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-a1bdb29 elementor-align-left elementor-mobile-align-center elementor-widget elementor-widget-button" data-id="a1bdb29" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="button.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><div class="elementor-button-wrapper"> <a class="elementor-button elementor-button-link elementor-size-md elementor-animation-grow" href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B087SM43LH/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_image_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> <span class="elementor-button-content-wrapper"> <span class="elementor-button-icon elementor-align-icon-right"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="fas fa-angle-right"></i> </span> <span class="elementor-button-text">Can they stop the Purple Wave?</span> </span> </a></div></div></div></div></div><div class="elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-40176ad" data-id="40176ad" data-element_type="column"><div class="elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated"><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-7896113 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image" data-id="7896113" data-element_type="widget" data-settings="{"_animation":"none","_animation_delay":1500}" data-widget_type="image.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B087SM43LH/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_image_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> <img decoding="async" width="300" height="452" src="https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/the-purple-wave-by-burt-kempner_.jpeg" class="attachment-large size-large wp-image-623" alt="The Purple Wave" srcset="https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/the-purple-wave-by-burt-kempner_.jpeg 300w, https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/the-purple-wave-by-burt-kempner_-199x300.jpeg 199w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /> </a></div></div></div></div></div></section><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-18bc76c elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer" data-id="18bc76c" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="spacer.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><div class="elementor-spacer"><div class="elementor-spacer-inner"></div></div></div></div><section class="elementor-section elementor-inner-section elementor-element elementor-element-370462d elementor-section-content-middle elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default" data-id="370462d" data-element_type="section" data-settings="{"_ha_eqh_enable":false}"><div class="elementor-container elementor-column-gap-no"><div class="elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-c3cf683" data-id="c3cf683" data-element_type="column" data-settings="{"background_background":"classic"}"><div class="elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated"><div class="elementor-background-overlay"></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-9c9af4d elementor-widget elementor-widget-image" data-id="9c9af4d" data-element_type="widget" data-settings="{"_animation":"none","_animation_delay":2000}" data-widget_type="image.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Salmon-Who-Wanted-Run-Adventure/dp/1694974030/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=burt+kempner&qid=1572632855&sr=8-4" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> <img decoding="async" width="300" height="450" src="https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/the-salmon-who-wanted-to-run-by-burt-kempner.jpeg" class="attachment-large size-large wp-image-422" alt="The Salmon Who Wanted to Run" srcset="https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/the-salmon-who-wanted-to-run-by-burt-kempner.jpeg 300w, https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/the-salmon-who-wanted-to-run-by-burt-kempner-200x300.jpeg 200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /> </a></div></div></div></div><div class="elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-b9ba67c" data-id="b9ba67c" data-element_type="column"><div class="elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated"><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-80d4f54 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading" data-id="80d4f54" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="heading.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><h2 class="elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default">The Salmon Who Wanted to Run</h2></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-6885b4a elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor" data-id="6885b4a" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="text-editor.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><p>A School of Animal Magic Adventure – Book 3</p></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-3299fbb elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor" data-id="3299fbb" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="text-editor.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><p>It’s one of Nature’s most inspiring sights: Each year thousands and thousands of salmon make an incredible journey from the ocean to the rivers where they were born to spawn. It’s called a run, but why are so many of the fish dropping out of the race? What’s holding them back? The School of Animal Magic action team – Maisha the elephant, Jonas the cattle egret and Maliki, a white lion from the stars – is sent out to investigate. Will they arrive on time to save the salmon?</p></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-1ffd6c8 elementor-align-left elementor-mobile-align-center elementor-widget elementor-widget-button" data-id="1ffd6c8" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="button.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><div class="elementor-button-wrapper"> <a class="elementor-button elementor-button-link elementor-size-md elementor-animation-grow" href="https://www.amazon.com/Salmon-Who-Wanted-Run-Adventure/dp/1694974030/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=burt+kempner&qid=1572632855&sr=8-4" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> <span class="elementor-button-content-wrapper"> <span class="elementor-button-icon elementor-align-icon-right"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="fas fa-angle-right"></i> </span> <span class="elementor-button-text">Go on an adventurous run</span> </span> </a></div></div></div></div></div></div></section><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-c818787 elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer" data-id="c818787" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="spacer.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><div class="elementor-spacer"><div class="elementor-spacer-inner"></div></div></div></div><section class="elementor-section elementor-inner-section elementor-element elementor-element-950e7ee elementor-section-content-middle elementor-reverse-mobile elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default" data-id="950e7ee" data-element_type="section" data-settings="{"background_background":"classic","_ha_eqh_enable":false}"><div class="elementor-background-overlay"></div><div class="elementor-container elementor-column-gap-no"><div class="elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-dbc709a" data-id="dbc709a" data-element_type="column" data-settings="{"background_background":"classic"}"><div class="elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated"><div class="elementor-background-overlay"></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-3e930ce elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading" data-id="3e930ce" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="heading.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><h2 class="elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default">Dolphins in Distress</h2></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-56cd216 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor" data-id="56cd216" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="text-editor.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><p>A School of Animal Magic Adventure – Book 2</p></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-390e18a elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor" data-id="390e18a" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="text-editor.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><p>Why are dolphins and whales beaching themselves around the world? The School of Animal Magic action team — Maisha the elephant, Jonas the cattle egret and Maliki, a white lion from the stars — is sent out to find answers and nothing, not even a sea monster or the man with the world’s largest ears, will get in their way. A rollicking adventure that also addresses a little-known danger to marine mammals.</p></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-7649503 elementor-align-left elementor-mobile-align-center elementor-widget elementor-widget-button" data-id="7649503" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="button.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><div class="elementor-button-wrapper"> <a class="elementor-button elementor-button-link elementor-size-md elementor-animation-grow" href="https://www.amazon.com/Dolphins-Distress-School-Animal-Adventure/dp/1694937003/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1GPEOUDQ7CUKO&keywords=burt+kempner&qid=1572632276&sprefix=burt+ke%2Caps%2C144&sr=8-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> <span class="elementor-button-content-wrapper"> <span class="elementor-button-icon elementor-align-icon-right"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="fas fa-angle-right"></i> </span> <span class="elementor-button-text">Help them find the answer</span> </span> </a></div></div></div></div></div><div class="elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-aafc91c" data-id="aafc91c" data-element_type="column"><div class="elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated"><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-7ba13f4 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image" data-id="7ba13f4" data-element_type="widget" data-settings="{"_animation":"none","_animation_delay":1500}" data-widget_type="image.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Dolphins-Distress-School-Animal-Adventure/dp/1694937003/ref=sr_1_2?crid=1GPEOUDQ7CUKO&keywords=burt+kempner&qid=1572632276&sprefix=burt+ke%2Caps%2C144&sr=8-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> <img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="300" height="450" src="https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/dolphins-in-distress-by-burt-kempner.jpeg" class="attachment-large size-large wp-image-417" alt="Dolphins in Distress" srcset="https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/dolphins-in-distress-by-burt-kempner.jpeg 300w, https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/dolphins-in-distress-by-burt-kempner-200x300.jpeg 200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /> </a></div></div></div></div></div></section><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-33a7238 elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer" data-id="33a7238" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="spacer.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><div class="elementor-spacer"><div class="elementor-spacer-inner"></div></div></div></div><section class="elementor-section elementor-inner-section elementor-element elementor-element-18fa92de elementor-section-content-middle elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default" data-id="18fa92de" data-element_type="section" data-settings="{"_ha_eqh_enable":false}"><div class="elementor-container elementor-column-gap-no"><div 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data-id="710af6e" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="text-editor.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><p>A School of Animal Magic Adventure – Book 1</p></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-1762b450 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor" data-id="1762b450" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="text-editor.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><p>Young Maisha is the pride of her elephant herd. They sent her off to study about the outside world at the prestigious School of Animal Magic. She returns bearing an urgent warning. If only she can remember what it is! As she struggles to recall what she learned time may be running out for the herd — and all elephants. Maisha the Educated Elephant combines a charming story with a compelling message about animal survival.</p></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-d9d56fe elementor-align-left elementor-mobile-align-center elementor-widget elementor-widget-button" data-id="d9d56fe" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="button.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><div class="elementor-button-wrapper"> <a class="elementor-button elementor-button-link elementor-size-md elementor-animation-grow" href="https://www.amazon.com/Maisha-Educated-Elephant-School-Adventure/dp/1694340538/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=burt+kempner&qid=1572632159&sr=8-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> <span class="elementor-button-content-wrapper"> <span class="elementor-button-icon elementor-align-icon-right"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="fas fa-angle-right"></i> </span> <span class="elementor-button-text">Get to know Maisha</span> </span> </a></div></div></div></div></div></div></section><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-50cd571 elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer" data-id="50cd571" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="spacer.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><div class="elementor-spacer"><div class="elementor-spacer-inner"></div></div></div></div><section class="elementor-section elementor-inner-section elementor-element elementor-element-ac5a1bf elementor-section-content-middle elementor-reverse-mobile elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default" data-id="ac5a1bf" data-element_type="section" data-settings="{"background_background":"classic","_ha_eqh_enable":false}"><div class="elementor-background-overlay"></div><div class="elementor-container elementor-column-gap-no"><div class="elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-2f63f0f" data-id="2f63f0f" data-element_type="column" data-settings="{"background_background":"classic"}"><div class="elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated"><div class="elementor-background-overlay"></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-0918011 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading" data-id="0918011" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="heading.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><h2 class="elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default">The Five Fierce Tigers of Rosa Martinez</h2></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-7fcceca elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor" data-id="7fcceca" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="text-editor.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><p>Rosa Martinez is seriously ill. She has the loving support of her mother and grandfather and a doctor who takes good care of her. But she also has a secret weapon. Rosa can summon five tigers to come to her aid when she’s ailing or in big trouble. Her disease may think it has the upper hand for now, but wait until it encounters Gautama, Arik, Vashti, Selena and Quan–the five fierce tigers of Rosa Martinez. Young readers will delight in their daring adventures and who knows: they may even be able to call forth guardian animals of their own when they need them.</p></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-69ac906 elementor-align-left elementor-mobile-align-center elementor-widget elementor-widget-button" data-id="69ac906" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="button.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><div class="elementor-button-wrapper"> <a class="elementor-button elementor-button-link elementor-size-md elementor-animation-grow" href="https://www.amazon.com/Five-Fierce-Tigers-Rosa-Martinez/dp/1535605006/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=5+fierce+tigers&qid=1589280224&sr=8-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> <span class="elementor-button-content-wrapper"> <span class="elementor-button-icon elementor-align-icon-right"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="fas fa-angle-right"></i> </span> <span class="elementor-button-text">Learn more about Rosa's powers</span> </span> </a></div></div></div></div></div><div class="elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-8396752" data-id="8396752" data-element_type="column"><div class="elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated"><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-2f88318 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image" data-id="2f88318" data-element_type="widget" data-settings="{"_animation":"none","_animation_delay":1500}" data-widget_type="image.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Five-Fierce-Tigers-Rosa-Martinez/dp/1535605006/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=5+fierce+tigers&qid=1589280224&sr=8-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> <img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="300" height="314" src="https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/the-five-fierce-tigers-of-rosa-martinez-by-burt-kempner.png" class="attachment-large size-large wp-image-421" alt="The Five Fierce Tigers of Rosa Martinez" srcset="https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/the-five-fierce-tigers-of-rosa-martinez-by-burt-kempner.png 300w, https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/the-five-fierce-tigers-of-rosa-martinez-by-burt-kempner-287x300.png 287w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /> </a></div></div></div></div></div></section><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-c277b98 elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer" data-id="c277b98" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="spacer.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><div class="elementor-spacer"><div class="elementor-spacer-inner"></div></div></div></div><section class="elementor-section elementor-inner-section elementor-element elementor-element-d5ed52d elementor-section-content-middle elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default" data-id="d5ed52d" data-element_type="section" data-settings="{"_ha_eqh_enable":false}"><div class="elementor-container elementor-column-gap-no"><div class="elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-13532b5" data-id="13532b5" data-element_type="column" data-settings="{"background_background":"classic"}"><div class="elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated"><div class="elementor-background-overlay"></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-9ef916b elementor-widget elementor-widget-image" data-id="9ef916b" data-element_type="widget" data-settings="{"_animation":"none","_animation_delay":2000}" data-widget_type="image.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Monty-Movie-Star-Moose-Kempner-ebook/dp/B0157RBJ7I/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=burt+kempner&qid=1572633007&sr=8-5!" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> <img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="300" height="205" src="https://burtkempner.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/monty-the-movie-star-moose-by-burt-kempner.png" class="attachment-large size-large wp-image-420" alt="Monty the Movie Star Moose" /> </a></div></div></div></div><div class="elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-9b05982" data-id="9b05982" data-element_type="column"><div class="elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated"><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-edec386 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading" data-id="edec386" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="heading.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><h2 class="elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default">Monty the Movie Star Moose</h2></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-8497a82 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor" data-id="8497a82" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="text-editor.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><p>The Great North Woods is home to many special animals, but the King of Special is Monty the Moose himself … at least according to Monty! After all, he does sport a most magnificent golden whisker on his chin. Surely he is movie star material and worthy of special treatment! However, the “Woods” are modest and simple, and those who live there let what matters matter. Not so for Monty! He travels over the rivers and through the woods to Hollywood to seek his well-deserved fame and fortune. Find it he does . . . but it’s not what he expected at all</p></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-de37f24 elementor-align-left elementor-mobile-align-center elementor-widget elementor-widget-button" data-id="de37f24" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="button.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><div class="elementor-button-wrapper"> <a class="elementor-button elementor-button-link elementor-size-md elementor-animation-grow" href="https://www.amazon.com/Monty-Movie-Star-Moose-Kempner-ebook/dp/B0157RBJ7I/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=burt+kempner&qid=1572633007&sr=8-5!" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> <span class="elementor-button-content-wrapper"> <span class="elementor-button-icon elementor-align-icon-right"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="fas fa-angle-right"></i> </span> <span class="elementor-button-text">Let's go to Hollywood</span> </span> </a></div></div></div></div></div></div></section><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-4554411 elementor-widget elementor-widget-spacer" data-id="4554411" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="spacer.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><div class="elementor-spacer"><div class="elementor-spacer-inner"></div></div></div></div><section class="elementor-section elementor-inner-section elementor-element elementor-element-135a05e elementor-section-content-middle elementor-reverse-mobile elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default" data-id="135a05e" data-element_type="section" data-settings="{"background_background":"classic","_ha_eqh_enable":false}"><div class="elementor-background-overlay"></div><div class="elementor-container elementor-column-gap-no"><div class="elementor-column elementor-col-50 elementor-inner-column elementor-element elementor-element-d1306ca" data-id="d1306ca" data-element_type="column" data-settings="{"background_background":"classic"}"><div class="elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated"><div class="elementor-background-overlay"></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-14ef55a elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading" data-id="14ef55a" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="heading.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><h2 class="elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default">Larry the Lazy Blue Whale</h2></div></div><div class="elementor-element elementor-element-7235d16 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor" data-id="7235d16" data-element_type="widget" data-widget_type="text-editor.default"><div class="elementor-widget-container"><p>Not all whales are created equal. Some are lazy. And then there’s Larry, the laziest blue whale who ever lived. Unfortunately, he forgot to hang his “Do Not Disturb” sign before he started his nap, and whale dreams are sometimes meant to be interrupted. He may be enjoying his dream state for now, but the ocean is a big open house for unannounced visitors. 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