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The Simpsons Wiki</div>   <div id="mw-content-text" lang="en" dir="ltr" class="mw-content-ltr">All previously featured quotes as well as the current featured quote. <div id="toc" class="toc"><div id="toctitle" class="toctitle"><h2>Contents</h2></div> <ul> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-1"><a href="#July_5.2C_2010_-_August_1.2C_2010">1 July 5, 2010 - August 1, 2010</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-2"><a href="#August_1.2C_2010_-_September_1.2C_2010">2 August 1, 2010 - September 1, 2010</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-3"><a href="#September_1.2C_2010_-_October_1.2C_2010">3 September 1, 2010 - October 1, 2010</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-4"><a href="#October_1.2C_2010_-_November_2.2C_2010">4 October 1, 2010 - November 2, 2010</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-5"><a href="#November_2.2C_2010_-_December_1.2C_2010">5 November 2, 2010 - December 1, 2010</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-6"><a href="#December_1.2C_2010_-_January_1.2C_2011">6 December 1, 2010 - January 1, 2011</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-7"><a href="#January_1.2C_2011_-_February_1.2C_2011">7 January 1, 2011 - February 1, 2011</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-8"><a href="#February_1.2C_2011_-_March_1.2C_2011">8 February 1, 2011 - March 1, 2011</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-9"><a href="#March_1.2C_2011_-_June_6.2C_2011">9 March 1, 2011 - June 6, 2011</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-10"><a href="#June_6.2C_2011_-_July_1.2C_2011">10 June 6, 2011 - July 1, 2011</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-11"><a href="#July_1.2C_2011_-_August_1.2C_2011">11 July 1, 2011 - August 1, 2011</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-12"><a href="#August_1.2C_2011_-_September_1.2C_2011">12 August 1, 2011 - September 1, 2011</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-13"><a href="#September_1.2C_2011_-_October_1.2C_2011">13 September 1, 2011 - October 1, 2011</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-14"><a href="#October_1.2C_2011_-_November_1.2C_2011">14 October 1, 2011 - November 1, 2011</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-15"><a href="#November_1.2C_2011_-_December_1.2C_2011">15 November 1, 2011 - December 1, 2011</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-16"><a href="#December_1.2C_2011_-_January_1.2C_2012">16 December 1, 2011 - January 1, 2012</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-17"><a href="#January_1.2C_2012_-_February_2.2C_2012">17 January 1, 2012 - February 2, 2012</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-18"><a href="#February_2.2C_2012_-_March_1.2C_2012">18 February 2, 2012 - March 1, 2012</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-19"><a href="#March_1.2C_2011_-_April_1.2C_2012">19 March 1, 2011 - April 1, 2012</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-20"><a href="#April_1.2C_2012">20 April 1, 2012</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-21"><a href="#April_2.2C_2012_-_May_1.2C_2012">21 April 2, 2012 - May 1, 2012</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-22"><a href="#May_1.2C_2012_-_June_1.2C_2012">22 May 1, 2012 - June 1, 2012</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-23"><a href="#June_1.2C_2012_-_July_1.2C_2012">23 June 1, 2012 - July 1, 2012</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-24"><a href="#July_1.2C_2012_-_August_1.2C_2012">24 July 1, 2012 - August 1, 2012</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-25"><a href="#August_1.2C_2012_-_September_1.2C_2012">25 August 1, 2012 - September 1, 2012</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-26"><a href="#September_1.2C_2012_-_October_1.2C_2012">26 September 1, 2012 - October 1, 2012</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-27"><a href="#October_1.2C_2012_-_November_1.2C_2012">27 October 1, 2012 - November 1, 2012</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-28"><a href="#November_1.2C_2012_-_December_1.2C_2012">28 November 1, 2012 - December 1, 2012</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-29"><a href="#December_1.2C_2012_-_January_1.2C_2013">29 December 1, 2012 - January 1, 2013</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-30"><a href="#January_1.2C_2013_-_February_1.2C_2013">30 January 1, 2013 - February 1, 2013</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-31"><a href="#February_1.2C_2013_-_March_1.2C_2013">31 February 1, 2013 - March 1, 2013</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-32"><a href="#March_1.2C_2013_-_April_2.2C_2013">32 March 1, 2013 - April 2, 2013</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-33"><a href="#April_2.2C_2013_-_May_2.2C_2013">33 April 2, 2013 - May 2, 2013</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-34"><a href="#May_2.2C_2013_-_June_1.2C_2013">34 May 2, 2013 - June 1, 2013</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-35"><a href="#June_1.2C_2013_-_July_1.2C_2013">35 June 1, 2013 - July 1, 2013</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-36"><a href="#July_1.2C_2013_-_August_2.2C_2013">36 July 1, 2013 - August 2, 2013</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-37"><a href="#August_2.2C_2013_-_September_1.2C_2013">37 August 2, 2013 - September 1, 2013</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-38"><a href="#September_1.2C_2013_-_October_1.2C_2013">38 September 1, 2013 - October 1, 2013</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-39"><a href="#October_1.2C_2013_-_November_1.2C_2013">39 October 1, 2013 - November 1, 2013</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-40"><a href="#November_1.2C_2013_-_December_2.2C_2013">40 November 1, 2013 - December 2, 2013</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-41"><a href="#December_2.2C_2013_-_January_1.2C_2014">41 December 2, 2013 - January 1, 2014</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-42"><a href="#January_1.2C_2014_-_February_1.2C_2014">42 January 1, 2014 - February 1, 2014</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-43"><a href="#February_1.2C_2014_-_March_1.2C_2014">43 February 1, 2014 - March 1, 2014</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-44"><a href="#March_1.2C_2014_-_May_1.2C_2014">44 March 1, 2014 - May 1, 2014</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-45"><a href="#May_1.2C_2014_-_July_1.2C_2014">45 May 1, 2014 - July 1, 2014</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-46"><a href="#July_1.2C_2014_-_September_1.2C_2014">46 July 1, 2014 - September 1, 2014</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-47"><a href="#September_1.2C_2014_-_October_1.2C_2014">47 September 1, 2014 - October 1, 2014</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-48"><a href="#October_1.2C_2014_-_November_1.2C_2014">48 October 1, 2014 - November 1, 2014</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-49"><a href="#November_1.2C_2014_-_December_1.2C_2014">49 November 1, 2014 - December 1, 2014</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-50"><a href="#December_1.2C_2014_-_January_3.2C_2015">50 December 1, 2014 - January 3, 2015</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-51"><a href="#January_3.2C_2015_-_February_1.2C_2015">51 January 3, 2015 - February 1, 2015</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-52"><a href="#February_1.2C_2015_-_March_1.2C_2015">52 February 1, 2015 - March 1, 2015</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-53"><a href="#March_1.2C_2015_-_April_1.2C_2015">53 March 1, 2015 - April 1, 2015</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-54"><a href="#April_1.2C_2015_-_May_1.2C_2015">54 April 1, 2015 - May 1, 2015</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-55"><a href="#May_1.2C_2015_-_June_1.2C_2015">55 May 1, 2015 - June 1, 2015</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-56"><a href="#June_1.2C_2015_-_July_1.2C_2015">56 June 1, 2015 - July 1, 2015</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-57"><a href="#July_1.2C_2015_-_August_1.2C_2015">57 July 1, 2015 - August 1, 2015</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-58"><a href="#August_1.2C_2015_-_September_1.2C_2015">58 August 1, 2015 - September 1, 2015</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-59"><a href="#September_1.2C_2015_-_October_1.2C_2015">59 September 1, 2015 - October 1, 2015</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-60"><a href="#October_1.2C_2015_-_November_1.2C_2015">60 October 1, 2015 - November 1, 2015</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-61"><a href="#November_1.2C_2015_-_December_1.2C_2015">61 November 1, 2015 - December 1, 2015</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-62"><a href="#December_1.2C_2015_-_January_2.2C_2016">62 December 1, 2015 - January 2, 2016</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-63"><a href="#January_2.2C_2016_-_February_1.2C_2016">63 January 2, 2016 - February 1, 2016</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-64"><a href="#February_1.2C_2016_-_March_1.2C_2016">64 February 1, 2016 - March 1, 2016</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-65"><a href="#March_1.2C_2016_-_April_1.2C_2016">65 March 1, 2016 - April 1, 2016</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-66"><a href="#April_1.2C_2016_-_May_1.2C_2016">66 April 1, 2016 - May 1, 2016</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-67"><a href="#May_1.2C_2016_-_June_1.2C_2016">67 May 1, 2016 - June 1, 2016</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-68"><a href="#June_1.2C_2016_-_July_1.2C_2016">68 June 1, 2016 - July 1, 2016</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-69"><a href="#July_1.2C_2016_-_August_1.2C_2016">69 July 1, 2016 - August 1, 2016</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-70"><a href="#August_1.2C_2016_-_September_1.2C_2016">70 August 1, 2016 - September 1, 2016</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-71"><a href="#September_1.2C_2016_-_October_1.2C_2016">71 September 1, 2016 - October 1, 2016</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-72"><a href="#October_1.2C_2016_-_November_1.2C_2016">72 October 1, 2016 - November 1, 2016</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-73"><a href="#November_1.2C_2016_-_December_1.2C_2016">73 November 1, 2016 - December 1, 2016</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-74"><a href="#December_1.2C_2016_-_January_4.2C_2017">74 December 1, 2016 - January 4, 2017</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-75"><a href="#January_4.2C_2017_-_February_1.2C_2017">75 January 4, 2017 - February 1, 2017</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-76"><a href="#February_1.2C_2017_-_March_1.2C_2017">76 February 1, 2017 - March 1, 2017</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-77"><a href="#March_1.2C_2017_-_April_1.2C_2017">77 March 1, 2017 - April 1, 2017</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-78"><a href="#April_1.2C_2017_-_May_1.2C_2017">78 April 1, 2017 - May 1, 2017</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-79"><a href="#May_1.2C_2017_-_June_1.2C_2017">79 May 1, 2017 - June 1, 2017</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-80"><a href="#June_1.2C_2017_-_July_1.2C_2017">80 June 1, 2017 - July 1, 2017</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-81"><a href="#July_1.2C_2017_-_August_1.2C_2017">81 July 1, 2017 - August 1, 2017</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-82"><a href="#August_1.2C_2017_-_September_1.2C_2017">82 August 1, 2017 - September 1, 2017</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-83"><a href="#September_1.2C_2017_-_October_1.2C_2017">83 September 1, 2017 - October 1, 2017</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-84"><a href="#October_1.2C_2017_-_November_1.2C_2017">84 October 1, 2017 - November 1, 2017</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-85"><a href="#November_1.2C_2017_-_December_1.2C_2017">85 November 1, 2017 - December 1, 2017</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-86"><a href="#December_1.2C_2017_-_January_4.2C_2018">86 December 1, 2017 - January 4, 2018</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-87"><a href="#January_4.2C_2018_-_February_1.2C_2018">87 January 4, 2018 - February 1, 2018</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-88"><a href="#February_1.2C_2018_-_March_1.2C_2018">88 February 1, 2018 - March 1, 2018</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-89"><a href="#March_1.2C_2018_-_April_1.2C_2018">89 March 1, 2018 - April 1, 2018</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-90"><a href="#April_1.2C_2018_-_May_1.2C_2018">90 April 1, 2018 - May 1, 2018</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-91"><a href="#May_1.2C_2018_-_June_1.2C_2018">91 May 1, 2018 - June 1, 2018</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-92"><a href="#June_1.2C_2018_-_July_1.2C_2018">92 June 1, 2018 - July 1, 2018</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-93"><a href="#July_1.2C_2018_-_August_1.2C_2018">93 July 1, 2018 - August 1, 2018</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-94"><a href="#August_1.2C_2018_-_September_1.2C_2018">94 August 1, 2018 - September 1, 2018</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-95"><a href="#September_1.2C_2018_-_October_1.2C_2018">95 September 1, 2018 - October 1, 2018</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-96"><a href="#October_1.2C_2018_-_November_2.2C_2018">96 October 1, 2018 - November 2, 2018</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-97"><a href="#November_2.2C_2018_-_December_3.2C_2018">97 November 2, 2018 - December 3, 2018</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-98"><a href="#December_3.2C_2018_-_January_4.2C_2019">98 December 3, 2018 - January 4, 2019</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-99"><a href="#January_4.2C_2019_-_February_3.2C_2019">99 January 4, 2019 - February 3, 2019</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-100"><a href="#February_3.2C_2019_-_March_4.2C_2019">100 February 3, 2019 - March 4, 2019</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-101"><a href="#March_4.2C_2019_-_May_1.2C_2019">101 March 4, 2019 - May 1, 2019</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-102"><a href="#May_1.2C_2019_-_June_1.2C_2019">102 May 1, 2019 - June 1, 2019</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-103"><a href="#June_1.2C_2019_-_July_1.2C_2019">103 June 1, 2019 - July 1, 2019</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-104"><a href="#July_1.2C_2019_-_August_2.2C_2019">104 July 1, 2019 - August 2, 2019</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-105"><a href="#August_2.2C_2019_-_September_1.2C_2019">105 August 2, 2019 - September 1, 2019</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-106"><a href="#September_1.2C_2019_-_October_1.2C_2019">106 September 1, 2019 - October 1, 2019</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-107"><a href="#October_1.2C_2019_-_November_2.2C_2019">107 October 1, 2019 - November 2, 2019</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-108"><a href="#November_2.2C_2019_-_December_1.2C_2019">108 November 2, 2019 - December 1, 2019</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-109"><a href="#December_1.2C_2019_-_January_2.2C_2020">109 December 1, 2019 - January 2, 2020</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-110"><a href="#January_2.2C_2020_-_February_1.2C_2020">110 January 2, 2020 - February 1, 2020</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-111"><a href="#February_1.2C_2020_-_March_1.2C_2020">111 February 1, 2020 - March 1, 2020</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-112"><a href="#March_1.2C_2020_-_April_2.2C_2020">112 March 1, 2020 - April 2, 2020</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-113"><a href="#April_2.2C_2020_-_May_1.2C_2020">113 April 2, 2020 - May 1, 2020</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-114"><a href="#May_1.2C_2020_-_June_1.2C_2020">114 May 1, 2020 - June 1, 2020</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-115"><a href="#June_1.2C_2020_-_July_1.2C_2020">115 June 1, 2020 - July 1, 2020</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-116"><a href="#July_1.2C_2020_-_August_1.2C_2020">116 July 1, 2020 - August 1, 2020</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-117"><a href="#August_1.2C_2020_-_September_1.2C_2020">117 August 1, 2020 - September 1, 2020</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-118"><a href="#September_1.2C_2020_-_October_1.2C_2020">118 September 1, 2020 - October 1, 2020</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-119"><a href="#October_1.2C_2020_-_November_1.2C_2020">119 October 1, 2020 - November 1, 2020</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-120"><a href="#November_1.2C_2020_-_December_1.2C_2020">120 November 1, 2020 - December 1, 2020</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-121"><a href="#December_1.2C_2020_-_January_1.2C_2021">121 December 1, 2020 - January 1, 2021</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-122"><a href="#January_1.2C_2021_-_February_1.2C_2021">122 January 1, 2021 - February 1, 2021</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-123"><a href="#February_1.2C_2021_-_March_1.2C_2021">123 February 1, 2021 - March 1, 2021</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-124"><a href="#March_1.2C_2021_-_April_1.2C_2021">124 March 1, 2021 - April 1, 2021</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-125"><a href="#April_1.2C_2021_-_May_1.2C_2021">125 April 1, 2021 - May 1, 2021</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-126"><a href="#May_1.2C_2021_-_June_1.2C_2021">126 May 1, 2021 - June 1, 2021</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-127"><a href="#June_1.2C_2021_-_July_1.2C_2021">127 June 1, 2021 - July 1, 2021</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-128"><a href="#July_1.2C_2021_-_August_1.2C_2021">128 July 1, 2021 - August 1, 2021</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-129"><a href="#August_1.2C_2021_-_September_1.2C_2021">129 August 1, 2021 - September 1, 2021</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-130"><a href="#September_1.2C_2021_-_October_1.2C_2021">130 September 1, 2021 - October 1, 2021</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-131"><a href="#October_1.2C_2021_-_November_1.2C_2021">131 October 1, 2021 - November 1, 2021</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-132"><a href="#November_1.2C_2021_-_December_1.2C_2021">132 November 1, 2021 - December 1, 2021</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-133"><a href="#December_1.2C_2021_-_January_2.2C_2022">133 December 1, 2021 - January 2, 2022</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-134"><a href="#January_2.2C_2022_-_February_1.2C_2022">134 January 2, 2022 - February 1, 2022</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-135"><a href="#February_1.2C_2022_-_March_1.2C_2022">135 February 1, 2022 - March 1, 2022</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-136"><a href="#March_1.2C_2022_-_April_1.2C_2022">136 March 1, 2022 - April 1, 2022</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-137"><a href="#April_1.2C_2022_-_May_1.2C_2022">137 April 1, 2022 - May 1, 2022</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-138"><a href="#May_1.2C_2022_-_June_1.2C_2022">138 May 1, 2022 - June 1, 2022</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-139"><a href="#June_1.2C_2022_-_July_1.2C_2022">139 June 1, 2022 - July 1, 2022</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-140"><a href="#July_1.2C_2022_-_August_1.2C_2022">140 July 1, 2022 - August 1, 2022</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-141"><a href="#August_1.2C_2022_-_September_1.2C_2022">141 August 1, 2022 - September 1, 2022</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-142"><a href="#September_1.2C_2022_-_October_1.2C_2022">142 September 1, 2022 - October 1, 2022</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-143"><a href="#October_1.2C_2022_-_November_1.2C_2022">143 October 1, 2022 - November 1, 2022</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-144"><a href="#November_1.2C_2022_-_December_1.2C_2022">144 November 1, 2022 - December 1, 2022</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-145"><a href="#December_1.2C_2022_-_January_3._2023">145 December 1, 2022 - January 3. 2023</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-146"><a href="#January_3.2C_2023_-_February_1.2C_2023">146 January 3, 2023 - February 1, 2023</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-147"><a href="#February_1.2C_2023_-_March_1.2C_2023">147 February 1, 2023 - March 1, 2023</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-148"><a href="#March_1.2C_2023_-_April_1.2C_2023">148 March 1, 2023 - April 1, 2023</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-149"><a href="#April_1.2C_2023_-_May_1.2C_2023">149 April 1, 2023 - May 1, 2023</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-150"><a href="#May_1.2C_2023_-_June_1.2C_2023">150 May 1, 2023 - June 1, 2023</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-151"><a href="#June_1.2C_2023_-_July_1.2C_2023">151 June 1, 2023 - July 1, 2023</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-152"><a href="#July_1.2C_2023_-_August_1.2C_2023">152 July 1, 2023 - August 1, 2023</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-153"><a href="#August_1.2C_2023_-_September_1.2C_2023">153 August 1, 2023 - September 1, 2023</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-154"><a href="#September_1.2C_2023_-_October_1.2C_2023">154 September 1, 2023 - October 1, 2023</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-155"><a href="#October_1.2C_2023_-_November_1.2C_2023">155 October 1, 2023 - November 1, 2023</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-156"><a href="#November_1.2C_2023_-_December_1.2C_2023">156 November 1, 2023 - December 1, 2023</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-157"><a href="#December_1.2C_2023_-_January_1.2C_2024">157 December 1, 2023 - January 1, 2024</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-158"><a href="#January_1.2C_2024_-_February_1.2C_2024">158 January 1, 2024 - February 1, 2024</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-159"><a href="#February_1.2C_2024_-_March_1.2C_2024">159 February 1, 2024 - March 1, 2024</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-160"><a href="#March_1.2C_2024_-_April_1.2C_2024">160 March 1, 2024 - April 1, 2024</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-161"><a href="#April_1.2C_2024_-_May_1.2C_2024">161 April 1, 2024 - May 1, 2024</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-162"><a href="#May_1.2C_2024_-_June_1.2C_2024">162 May 1, 2024 - June 1, 2024</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-163"><a href="#June_1.2C_2024_-_July_1.2C_2024">163 June 1, 2024 - July 1, 2024</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-164"><a href="#July_1.2C_2024_-_August_1.2C_2024">164 July 1, 2024 - August 1, 2024</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-165"><a href="#August_1.2C_2024_-_September_1.2C_2024">165 August 1, 2024 - September 1, 2024</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-166"><a href="#September_1.2C_2024_-_October_1.2C_2024">166 September 1, 2024 - October 1, 2024</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-167"><a href="#October_1.2C_2024_-_November_1.2C_2024">167 October 1, 2024 - November 1, 2024</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-168"><a href="#November_1.2C_2024_-_December_1.2C_2024">168 November 1, 2024 - December 1, 2024</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-169"><a href="#December_1.2C_2024_-_January_1.2C_2025">169 December 1, 2024 - January 1, 2025</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-170"><a href="#January_1.2C_2025_-_February_1.2C_2025">170 January 1, 2025 - February 1, 2025</a></li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-171"><a href="#February_1.2C_2025_-">171 February 1, 2025 -</a></li> </ul> </div> <h2>July 5, 2010 - August 1, 2010[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=1" title="Edit section: July 5, 2010 - August 1, 2010">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig, Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/The_Simpsons_Movie" title="The Simpsons Movie">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>August 1, 2010 - September 1, 2010[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=2" title="Edit section: August 1, 2010 - September 1, 2010">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Me fail English? That’s unpossible."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Ralph_Wiggum" title="Ralph Wiggum">Ralph Wiggum</a><a href="/wiki/Lisa_on_Ice" title="Lisa on Ice">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>September 1, 2010 - October 1, 2010[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=3" title="Edit section: September 1, 2010 - October 1, 2010">edit</a>]</h2> <a href="/wiki/Ralph" class="mw-redirect" title="Ralph">Ralph</a> is using a urinal in the gas station <dl><dd>"Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Ralph_Wiggum" title="Ralph Wiggum">Ralph Wiggum</a></dd> <dd>"Ralph, are you almost finished?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Seymour_Skinner" title="Seymour Skinner">Seymour Skinner</a></dd> <dd>"I finished before we came in."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Ralph_Wiggum" title="Ralph Wiggum">Ralph Wiggum</a><a href="/wiki/How_the_Test_Was_Won" title="How the Test Was Won">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>October 1, 2010 - November 2, 2010[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=4" title="Edit section: October 1, 2010 - November 2, 2010">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"They have the Internet on computers, now?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Das_Bus" title="Das Bus">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>November 2, 2010 - December 1, 2010[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=5" title="Edit section: November 2, 2010 - December 1, 2010">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Kent_Brockman" title="Kent Brockman">Kent Brockman</a><a href="/wiki/Deep_Space_Homer" title="Deep Space Homer">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>December 1, 2010 - January 1, 2011[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=6" title="Edit section: December 1, 2010 - January 1, 2011">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Nelson_Muntz" title="Nelson Muntz">Nelson Muntz</a><a href="/wiki/Marge_Be_Not_Proud" title="Marge Be Not Proud">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>January 1, 2011 - February 1, 2011[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=7" title="Edit section: January 1, 2011 - February 1, 2011">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a> to <a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a><a href="/wiki/Itchy_%26_Scratchy:_The_Movie" title="Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>February 1, 2011 - March 1, 2011[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=8" title="Edit section: February 1, 2011 - March 1, 2011">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Mom_and_Pop_Art" title="Mom and Pop Art">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>March 1, 2011 - June 6, 2011[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=9" title="Edit section: March 1, 2011 - June 6, 2011">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Seymour, you're fired."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Superintendent_Chalmers" class="mw-redirect" title="Superintendent Chalmers">Superintendent Chalmers</a></dd> <dd>"Did you just call me a liar?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Principal_Skinner" class="mw-redirect" title="Principal Skinner">Principal Skinner</a></dd> <dd>"No, I said you were fired."</dd> <dd>―Superintendent Chalmers</dd> <dd>"Oh. That's much worse."</dd> <dd>―Principal Skinner<a href="/wiki/Sweet_Seymour_Skinner%27s_Baadasssss_Song" title="Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>June 6, 2011 - July 1, 2011[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=10" title="Edit section: June 6, 2011 - July 1, 2011">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"This is Arnie Pye with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people. Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I just dropped my bagel."</dd> <dd>―Arnie Pye<a href="/wiki/Homer_Alone" title="Homer Alone">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>July 1, 2011 - August 1, 2011[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=11" title="Edit section: July 1, 2011 - August 1, 2011">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?"</dd> <dd>―Homer Simpson<a href="/wiki/Crook_and_Ladder" title="Crook and Ladder">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>August 1, 2011 - September 1, 2011[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=12" title="Edit section: August 1, 2011 - September 1, 2011">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"So Mr. Burns doesn't take you seriously, big whoop, who gives a doodle, whoopy ding dong doo!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge_Simpson" title="Marge Simpson">Marge Simpson</a></dd> <dd>"Thanks for trying, but I'll be at Moe's."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a></dd> <dd>"So my husband goes to a bar every night, whoopdy doo, who gives a bibble, gabba gabba hey!"</dd> <dd>―Marge Simpson<a href="/wiki/C.E._D%27oh" title="C.E. D'oh">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>September 1, 2011 - October 1, 2011[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=13" title="Edit section: September 1, 2011 - October 1, 2011">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart_Simpson" title="Bart Simpson">Bart Simpson</a></dd> <dd>"He was a zombie?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_III" title="Treehouse of Horror III">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>October 1, 2011 - November 1, 2011[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=14" title="Edit section: October 1, 2011 - November 1, 2011">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"A thousand eyes... what could that be?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge_Simpson" title="Marge Simpson">Marge Simpson</a></dd> <dd>"Hmmn, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Grampa_Simpson" class="mw-redirect" title="Grampa Simpson">Grampa Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/The_Simpsons_Movie" title="The Simpsons Movie">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>November 1, 2011 - December 1, 2011[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=15" title="Edit section: November 1, 2011 - December 1, 2011">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"To start, press any key. Well where's the "any" key?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/King-Size_Homer" title="King-Size Homer">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>December 1, 2011 - January 1, 2012[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=16" title="Edit section: December 1, 2011 - January 1, 2012">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"The sun?! That's the hottest place on Earth!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_X" title="Treehouse of Horror X">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>January 1, 2012 - February 2, 2012[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=17" title="Edit section: January 1, 2012 - February 2, 2012">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"What a day, eh <a href="/wiki/Milhouse" class="mw-redirect" title="Milhouse">Milhouse</a>? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them―as is my understanding..."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart_Simpson" title="Bart Simpson">Bart Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Homer_vs._Patty_and_Selma" title="Homer vs. Patty and Selma">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>February 2, 2012 - March 1, 2012[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=18" title="Edit section: February 2, 2012 - March 1, 2012">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"<a href="/wiki/Martin_Luther_King" class="mw-redirect" title="Martin Luther King">Martin Luther King</a> had a dream. Dreams are where <a href="/wiki/Elmo" title="Elmo">Elmo</a> and <a href="/wiki/Toy_Story" title="Toy Story">Toy Story</a> had a party, and I went there. Yay! My turn is over!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Ralph_Wiggum" title="Ralph Wiggum">Ralph Wiggum</a><a href="/wiki/The_Color_Yellow" title="The Color Yellow">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>March 1, 2011 - April 1, 2012[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=19" title="Edit section: March 1, 2011 - April 1, 2012">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 9-1-1!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Bart_vs._Thanksgiving" title="Bart vs. Thanksgiving">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>April 1, 2012[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=20" title="Edit section: April 1, 2012">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Peter Griffin</a><a href="/wiki/Bart_vs._Thanksgiving" title="Bart vs. Thanksgiving">[src]</a></dd></dl> Note: April Fools' Day prank. <h2>April 2, 2012 - May 1, 2012[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=21" title="Edit section: April 2, 2012 - May 1, 2012">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Hmm. Whoever did this is in very deep trouble!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Seymour_Skinner" title="Seymour Skinner">Principal Skinner</a></dd> <dd>"And a sloppy speller, too. The preferred spelling of wiener is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Martin_Prince" title="Martin Prince">Martin Prince</a></dd> <dd>"Good point."</dd> <dd>―Principal Skinner<a href="/wiki/Bart_the_Genius" title="Bart the Genius">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>May 1, 2012 - June 1, 2012[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=22" title="Edit section: May 1, 2012 - June 1, 2012">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Burns%27_Heir" title="Burns' Heir">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>June 1, 2012 - July 1, 2012[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=23" title="Edit section: June 1, 2012 - July 1, 2012">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir, market research shows people see you as something of an ogre."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Waylon_Smithers,_Jr." title="Waylon Smithers, Jr.">Waylon Smithers, Jr.</a> </dd> <dd>"I ought to club them and eat their bones!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Mr._Burns" class="mw-redirect" title="Mr. Burns">Mr. Burns</a><a href="/wiki/A_Star_Is_Burns" title="A Star Is Burns">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>July 1, 2012 - August 1, 2012[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=24" title="Edit section: July 1, 2012 - August 1, 2012">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Crap, we live in Oregon? I mean, Go Ducks!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://twitter.com/#!/HomerJSimpson/status/189893708487983105">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>August 1, 2012 - September 1, 2012[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=25" title="Edit section: August 1, 2012 - September 1, 2012">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/The_PTA_Disbands" title="The PTA Disbands">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>September 1, 2012 - October 1, 2012[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=26" title="Edit section: September 1, 2012 - October 1, 2012">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Face it, we're just kids. We can't afford stuff with zeros in the prices."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lisa_Simpson" title="Lisa Simpson">Lisa Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/A_Totally_Fun_Thing_Bart_Will_Never_Do_Again" title="A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>October 1, 2012 - November 1, 2012[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=27" title="Edit section: October 1, 2012 - November 1, 2012">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Abraham_Simpson" title="Abraham Simpson">Abraham Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/A_Star_Is_Burns" title="A Star Is Burns">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>November 1, 2012 - December 1, 2012[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=28" title="Edit section: November 1, 2012 - December 1, 2012">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a> likes <a href="/wiki/Nelson" class="mw-redirect" title="Nelson">Nelson</a>!"</dd> <dd>―Class</dd> <dd>"She does not!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Milhouse" class="mw-redirect" title="Milhouse">Milhouse</a></dd> <dd>"Milhouse likes Lisa!"</dd> <dd>―Class</dd> <dd>"He does not!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Janey_Powell" title="Janey Powell">Janey Powell</a></dd> <dd>"Janey likes Milhouse!"</dd> <dd>―Class</dd> <dd>"She does not!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/%C3%9Cter_Z%C3%B6rker" title="Üter Zörker">Üter Zörker</a></dd> <dd>"Uter likes Milhouse!"</dd> <dd>―Class</dd> <dd>"Nobody likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Dewey_Largo" title="Dewey Largo">Dewey Largo</a><a href="/wiki/Lisa%27s_Date_with_Density" title="Lisa's Date with Density">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>December 1, 2012 - January 1, 2013[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=29" title="Edit section: December 1, 2012 - January 1, 2013">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"<a href="/wiki/Mayor_Quimby" class="mw-redirect" title="Mayor Quimby">Mayor Quimby</a> supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released <a href="/wiki/Sideshow_Bob" title="Sideshow Bob">Sideshow Bob</a>, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor."</dd> <dd>―Advertisement<a href="/wiki/Sideshow_Bob_Roberts" title="Sideshow Bob Roberts">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>January 1, 2013 - February 1, 2013[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=30" title="Edit section: January 1, 2013 - February 1, 2013">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Wait a minute ... there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This <a href="/wiki/She-She_Lounge" title="She-She Lounge">lesbian bar</a> doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!"</dd> <dd>―Homer<a href="/wiki/Fear_of_Flying" title="Fear of Flying">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>February 1, 2013 - March 1, 2013[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=31" title="Edit section: February 1, 2013 - March 1, 2013">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Hehe, poor <a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>. You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But, there's nothing funny about... vapor lock. It's the third most common cause of stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked. I'm Joe Namath. Good night."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Joe_Namath_(character)" title="Joe Namath (character)">Joe Namath</a><a href="/wiki/Bart_Star" title="Bart Star">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>March 1, 2013 - April 2, 2013[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=32" title="Edit section: March 1, 2013 - April 2, 2013">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"It took the children forty minutes to locate <a href="/wiki/Canada" title="Canada">Canada</a> on the map."</dd> <dd>―Marge</dd> <dd>"Marge, anyone can miss Canada: all tucked away down there."</dd> <dd>―Homer<a href="/wiki/The_PTA_Disbands" title="The PTA Disbands">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>April 2, 2013 - May 2, 2013[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=33" title="Edit section: April 2, 2013 - May 2, 2013">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"<a href="/wiki/George_H._W._Bush_(character)" title="George H. W. Bush (character)">President Bush</a> is driving on our lawn! He must be lost."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge_Simpson" title="Marge Simpson">Marge Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Two_Bad_Neighbors" title="Two Bad Neighbors">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>May 2, 2013 - June 1, 2013[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=34" title="Edit section: May 2, 2013 - June 1, 2013">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"When I grow up, I'm going to go to <a href="/wiki/Made-up_words#Bovine_University" title="Made-up words">Bovine University</a>!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Ralph_Wiggum" title="Ralph Wiggum">Ralph Wiggum</a><a href="/wiki/Lisa_the_Vegetarian" title="Lisa the Vegetarian">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>June 1, 2013 - July 1, 2013[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=35" title="Edit section: June 1, 2013 - July 1, 2013">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like <a href="/wiki/England" title="England">Englishmen</a> and <a href="/wiki/Scotland" title="Scotland">Scots</a>! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or <a href="/wiki/Japan" title="Japan">Japanese</a> and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Groundskeeper_Willie" title="Groundskeeper Willie">Groundskeeper Willie</a></dd> <dd>"You Scots sure are a contentious people."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Seymour_Skinner" title="Seymour Skinner">Seymour Skinner</a></dd> <dd>"You just made an enemy for life!"</dd> <dd>―Groundskeeper Willie<a href="/wiki/Milhouse_Doesn%27t_Live_Here_Anymore" title="Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>July 1, 2013 - August 2, 2013[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=36" title="Edit section: July 1, 2013 - August 2, 2013">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_IV" title="Treehouse of Horror IV">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>August 2, 2013 - September 1, 2013[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=37" title="Edit section: August 2, 2013 - September 1, 2013">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Gotta tweet fast, Marge is making my favorite thing for dinner – food!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="https://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/status/217414423831265281">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>September 1, 2013 - October 1, 2013[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=38" title="Edit section: September 1, 2013 - October 1, 2013">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"The only thing bigger than you is you tomorrow."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart_Simpson" title="Bart Simpson">Bart Simpson</a> to <a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a><a href="/wiki/Pulpit_Friction" title="Pulpit Friction">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>October 1, 2013 - November 1, 2013[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=39" title="Edit section: October 1, 2013 - November 1, 2013">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son'."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lionel_Hutz" title="Lionel Hutz">Lionel Hutz</a><a href="/wiki/Bart_Gets_Hit_by_a_Car" title="Bart Gets Hit by a Car">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>November 1, 2013 - December 2, 2013[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=40" title="Edit section: November 1, 2013 - December 2, 2013">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to <a href="/wiki/Shelbyville" title="Shelbyville">Shelbyville</a>. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter", you'd say.</dd></dl> <dl><dd>Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...''"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Abraham_Simpson" title="Abraham Simpson">Abraham Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Last_Exit_to_Springfield" title="Last Exit to Springfield">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>December 2, 2013 - January 1, <a href="/wiki/2014" title="2014">2014</a>[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=41" title="Edit section: December 2, 2013 - January 1, 2014">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"This could be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to the Smurfs, and it's going to happen to us!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart_Simpson" title="Bart Simpson">Bart Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Simpsons_Roasting_on_an_Open_Fire" title="Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>January 1, 2014 - February 1, 2014[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=42" title="Edit section: January 1, 2014 - February 1, 2014">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Fraudcast_News" title="Fraudcast News">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>February 1, 2014 - March 1, 2014[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=43" title="Edit section: February 1, 2014 - March 1, 2014">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Bart's been raptured! And his crap's been craptured!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a><a href="/wiki/A_Totally_Fun_Thing_Bart_Will_Never_Do_Again" title="A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>March 1, 2014 - May 1, 2014[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=44" title="Edit section: March 1, 2014 - May 1, 2014">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Oh, don't worry children. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Edna_Krabappel" title="Edna Krabappel">Edna Krabappel</a><a href="/wiki/Bart%27s_Friend_Falls_in_Love" title="Bart's Friend Falls in Love">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>May 1, 2014 - July 1, 2014[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=45" title="Edit section: May 1, 2014 - July 1, 2014">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Bart Simpson, will you put your hand down? You haven't had a single right answer all day."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Edna_Krabappel" title="Edna Krabappel">Edna Krabappel</a><a href="/wiki/Lisa_on_Ice" title="Lisa on Ice">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>July 1, 2014 - September 1, 2014[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=46" title="Edit section: July 1, 2014 - September 1, 2014">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Daddy, can I have this one?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Rod_Flanders" title="Rod Flanders">Rod Flanders</a></dd> <dd>"Hmm. "Get bent"? Well, the only thing that can mean is kneel down and pray! I'll take the whole box. Get bent, everyone!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Ned_Flanders" title="Ned Flanders">Ned Flanders</a><a href="/wiki/Fat_Man_and_Little_Boy" title="Fat Man and Little Boy">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>September 1, 2014 - October 1, 2014[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=47" title="Edit section: September 1, 2014 - October 1, 2014">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Got your nose! Heh heh heh."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a></dd> <dd>"Got your wallet! [flushes it down toilet]"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Baby Bart</a><a href="/wiki/Lisa%27s_First_Word" title="Lisa's First Word">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>October 1, 2014 - November 1, 2014[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=48" title="Edit section: October 1, 2014 - November 1, 2014">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Bart! You cast the wrong spell! <a href="/wiki/Zombies" title="Zombies">Zombies</a>!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lisa_Simpson" title="Lisa Simpson">Lisa Simpson</a></dd> <dd>"Please, Lis. They prefer to be called the living impaired."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart_Simpson" title="Bart Simpson">Bart Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_III" title="Treehouse of Horror III">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>November 1, 2014 - December 1, 2014[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=49" title="Edit section: November 1, 2014 - December 1, 2014">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Our daughter says she's run off with your son!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Darcy" title="Darcy">Darcy</a>'s parents to <a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a> and <a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a></dd> <dd>"Did she mention she was knocked up?"</dd> <dd>―Homer</dd> <dd>"No!"</dd> <dd>―Darcy's father</dd> <dd>"Whoops, sorry for the spoiler."</dd> <dd>―Homer<a href="/wiki/Little_Big_Girl" title="Little Big Girl">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>December 1, 2014 - January 3, 2015[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=50" title="Edit section: December 1, 2014 - January 3, 2015">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Son, one day you're going to be a great father."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a></dd> <dd>"Aww. And some day, you'll be one too."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a><a href="/wiki/Little_Big_Girl" title="Little Big Girl">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>January 3, 2015 - February 1, 2015[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=51" title="Edit section: January 3, 2015 - February 1, 2015">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Sideshow_Bob" title="Sideshow Bob">Sideshow Bob</a><a href="/wiki/Sideshow_Bob_Roberts" title="Sideshow Bob Roberts">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>February 1, 2015 - March 1, 2015[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=52" title="Edit section: February 1, 2015 - March 1, 2015">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"The Simpsons have never married or even shook hands with anyone interesting. In a world of 31 flavors, we’re the cup of water they rinse the scoops in. Grampa out."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Grampa_Simpson" class="mw-redirect" title="Grampa Simpson">Grampa Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Little_Big_Girl" title="Little Big Girl">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>March 1, 2015 - April 1, 2015[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=53" title="Edit section: March 1, 2015 - April 1, 2015">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Look at all these knobs and buttons... it clearly means they're a superior race."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/The_Man_Who_Came_to_Be_Dinner" title="The Man Who Came to Be Dinner">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>April 1, 2015 - May 1, 2015[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=54" title="Edit section: April 1, 2015 - May 1, 2015">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"I'm in no condition to drive. Wait, I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Co-Dependent%27s_Day" title="Co-Dependent's Day">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>May 1, 2015 - June 1, 2015[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=55" title="Edit section: May 1, 2015 - June 1, 2015">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Well I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lisa_Simpson" title="Lisa Simpson">Lisa Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/The_Man_Who_Came_to_Be_Dinner" title="The Man Who Came to Be Dinner">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>June 1, 2015 - July 1, 2015[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=56" title="Edit section: June 1, 2015 - July 1, 2015">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Lisa, when you've sustained as many blows to the head as I have, consistency becomes a.. something... something.. I love you Bart!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/The_Girl_Who_Slept_Too_Little" title="The Girl Who Slept Too Little">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>July 1, 2015 - August 1, 2015[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=57" title="Edit section: July 1, 2015 - August 1, 2015">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Kamp_Krusty" title="Kamp Krusty">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>August 1, 2015 - September 1, 2015[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=58" title="Edit section: August 1, 2015 - September 1, 2015">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Marge_and_Homer_Turn_a_Couple_Play" title="Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>September 1, 2015 - October 1, 2015[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=59" title="Edit section: September 1, 2015 - October 1, 2015">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Here are your final report cards. I have nothing left to say to any of you, so if nobody minds, let's just quietly run out the clock."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Miss_Hoover" class="mw-redirect" title="Miss Hoover">Miss Hoover</a><a href="/wiki/Kamp_Krusty" title="Kamp Krusty">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>October 1, 2015 - November 1, 2015[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=60" title="Edit section: October 1, 2015 - November 1, 2015">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Whatever happened to "please" and "thank you"?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge_Simpson" title="Marge Simpson">Marge Simpson</a></dd> <dd>"I think they killed each other. You know, one of those murder-suicide deals."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/The_Girl_Who_Slept_Too_Little" title="The Girl Who Slept Too Little">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>November 1, 2015 - December 1, 2015[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=61" title="Edit section: November 1, 2015 - December 1, 2015">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Here are your final report cards. I have nothing left to say to any of you, so if nobody minds, let's just quietly run out the clock."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Miss_Hoover" class="mw-redirect" title="Miss Hoover">Miss Hoover</a><a href="/wiki/Kamp_Krusty" title="Kamp Krusty">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>December 1, 2015 - January 2, 2016[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=62" title="Edit section: December 1, 2015 - January 2, 2016">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Hey, since when is Christmas just about the presents? Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day? The birth of Santa."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart_Simpson" title="Bart Simpson">Bart Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Miracle_on_Evergreen_Terrace" title="Miracle on Evergreen Terrace">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>January 2, 2016 - February 1, 2016[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=63" title="Edit section: January 2, 2016 - February 1, 2016">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Managers manage, and players play."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lisa_Simpson" title="Lisa Simpson">Lisa Simpson</a></dd> <dd>"Do alligators alligate?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Ralph_Wiggum" title="Ralph Wiggum">Ralph Wiggum</a><a href="/wiki/MoneyBart" title="MoneyBart">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>February 1, 2016 - March 1, 2016[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=64" title="Edit section: February 1, 2016 - March 1, 2016">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/$pringfield_(Or,_How_I_Learned_to_Stop_Worrying_and_Love_Legalized_Gambling)" title="$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>March 1, 2016 - April 1, 2016[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=65" title="Edit section: March 1, 2016 - April 1, 2016">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Hey, kids, it's story time! I'm gonna tell you the story of Krusty's expensive new suit: His sexual-harassment suit."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Krusty" class="mw-redirect" title="Krusty">Krusty</a><a href="/wiki/%27Round_Springfield" title="'Round Springfield">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>April 1, 2016 - May 1, 2016[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=66" title="Edit section: April 1, 2016 - May 1, 2016">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"If I were you I wouldn't take it to the past. I lived in part of that past, and I got out for a reason."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/The_Color_Yellow" title="The Color Yellow">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>May 1, 2016 - June 1, 2016[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=67" title="Edit section: May 1, 2016 - June 1, 2016">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"I've outlasted Letterman, Jon Stewart and 'McDreamy,' because I have something they don't: a costly 200-donut-a-day addiction."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://www.foxflash.com/fox/releases/fox-picks-double-d%E2%80%99ohse-simpsons%E2%80%9Drenewing-series-27th-and-28th-seasons">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>June 1, 2016 - July 1, 2016[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=68" title="Edit section: June 1, 2016 - July 1, 2016">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Marge, as a trained marriage counselor, this is the first instance where I've ever told one partner that they were 100% right. It's all his fault. I'm willing to put that on a certificate you can frame."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Reverend_Lovejoy" class="mw-redirect" title="Reverend Lovejoy">Reverend Lovejoy</a><a href="/wiki/The_War_of_the_Simpsons" title="The War of the Simpsons">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>July 1, 2016 - August 1, 2016[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=69" title="Edit section: July 1, 2016 - August 1, 2016">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"You know, Moe, my Mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, "Homer, you're a big disappointment," and, God bless her soul, she was really onto something."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/There%27s_No_Disgrace_Like_Home" title="There's No Disgrace Like Home">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>August 1, 2016 - September 1, 2016[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=70" title="Edit section: August 1, 2016 - September 1, 2016">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"School failed me? Does school have to go to summer Jimbo?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Jimbo_Jones" title="Jimbo Jones">Jimbo Jones</a><a href="/wiki/Bart_Stops_to_Smell_the_Roosevelts" title="Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>September 1, 2016 - October 1, 2016[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=71" title="Edit section: September 1, 2016 - October 1, 2016">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/King-Size_Homer" title="King-Size Homer">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>October 1, 2016 - November 1, 2016[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=72" title="Edit section: October 1, 2016 - November 1, 2016">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Ah, Halloween. The one time of year when the squalor of our home works to our advantage."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XXII" title="Treehouse of Horror XXII">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>November 1, 2016 - December 1, 2016[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=73" title="Edit section: November 1, 2016 - December 1, 2016">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"He who 'haw haws' last, 'haw haws' best."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Nelson_Muntz" title="Nelson Muntz">Nelson Muntz</a><a href="/wiki/Sleeping_with_the_Enemy" title="Sleeping with the Enemy">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>December 1, 2016 - January 4, 2017[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=74" title="Edit section: December 1, 2016 - January 4, 2017">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"We can't afford Christmas. And when you can't afford Christmas, you've failed as a family. That's what all the big stores say."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge_Simpson" title="Marge Simpson">Marge Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/White_Christmas_Blues" title="White Christmas Blues">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>January 4, 2017 - February 1, 2017[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=75" title="Edit section: January 4, 2017 - February 1, 2017">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Sour juice came out of my front tail."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Ralph_Wiggum" title="Ralph Wiggum">Ralph Wiggum</a><a href="/wiki/%27Paths_of_Glory" title="'Paths of Glory">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>February 1, 2017 - March 1, 2017[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=76" title="Edit section: February 1, 2017 - March 1, 2017">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"You have beautiful eyes."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Edmund" title="Edmund">Edmund</a></dd> <dd>"They're just dots in circles."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a><a href="/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XXI" title="Treehouse of Horror XXI">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>March 1, 2017 - April 1, 2017[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=77" title="Edit section: March 1, 2017 - April 1, 2017">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"How did someone so sensitive end up here?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a></dd> <dd>"Well, if you really got to know, I shot a guy named Apu."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Jack_Crowley" title="Jack Crowley">Jack Crowley</a></dd> <dd>"Oh... well, you know, lots of people shoot Apu. It's just a $100 fine now."</dd> <dd>―Marge<a href="/wiki/Pokey_Mom" title="Pokey Mom">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>April 1, 2017 - May 1, 2017[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=78" title="Edit section: April 1, 2017 - May 1, 2017">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"You know, dinner shouldn't be eaten in silence. It should be a time for communication."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a></dd> <dd>"That's a good idea dear. <a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a> turn on the TV."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a><a href="/wiki/Eating_Dinner" title="Eating Dinner">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>May 1, 2017 - June 1, 2017[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=79" title="Edit section: May 1, 2017 - June 1, 2017">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"To protect Mother Earth, each copy contains a certain percentage of recycled paper."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Springfield_Shopper_Tour_Guide" title="Springfield Shopper Tour Guide">Springfield Shopper Tour Guide</a></dd> <dd>"And what per cent is that?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a></dd> <dd>"Zero. Zero's a per cent."</dd> <dd>―Tour Guide<a href="/wiki/Guess_Who%27s_Coming_to_Criticize_Dinner%3F" title="Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>June 1, 2017 - July 1, 2017[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=80" title="Edit section: June 1, 2017 - July 1, 2017">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in the mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a><a href="/wiki/The_Great_Phatsby:_Part_One" title="The Great Phatsby: Part One">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>July 1, 2017 - August 1, 2017[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=81" title="Edit section: July 1, 2017 - August 1, 2017">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"I'm a rage-aholic. I just can't live without rage-ahol!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a><a href="/wiki/I_Am_Furious_(Yellow)" title="I Am Furious (Yellow)">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>August 1, 2017 - September 1, 2017[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=82" title="Edit section: August 1, 2017 - September 1, 2017">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Mom, I'm gonna give you life the way I imagine you gave me life: by pressing alt-F5 repeatedly."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Shadow_Knight" title="Shadow Knight">Shadow Knight</a><a href="/wiki/Marge_Gamer" title="Marge Gamer">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>September 1, 2017 - October 1, 2017[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=83" title="Edit section: September 1, 2017 - October 1, 2017">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"A man who envies our family is a man who needs help."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a><a href="/wiki/Like_Father,_Like_Clown" title="Like Father, Like Clown">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>October 1, 2017 - November 1, 2017[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=84" title="Edit section: October 1, 2017 - November 1, 2017">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"I feel so guilty! I've mangled and maimed 37 people and I told a telemarketer I was busy when I wasn't! I'm not a good man."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Golem" title="Golem">Golem</a></dd> <dd>"He sure is neurotic for a monster."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a><a href="/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XVII" title="Treehouse of Horror XVII">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>November 1, 2017 - December 1, 2017[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=85" title="Edit section: November 1, 2017 - December 1, 2017">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Attention, students, this is Principal Skinner, your principal, with a message from the principal's office. Report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium. Damn it, I wish we hadn't let the students name that one."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Skinner" class="mw-redirect" title="Skinner">Skinner</a><a href="/wiki/Lisa_on_Ice" title="Lisa on Ice">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>December 1, 2017 - January 4, 2018[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=86" title="Edit section: December 1, 2017 - January 4, 2018">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"All aboard the Polar Express! Direct service to the North Pole, with stops at Candy Cane Corners, Sugarplum Square, Jack Frost Junction, Fa La La La Lane, Nutcracker Street, and Hanukah Heights."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Otto" class="mw-redirect" title="Otto">Otto</a> (as <a href="/wiki/Polar_Express" title="Polar Express">Polar Express</a> conductor)</dd> <dd>"Some "express.""</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a><a href="/wiki/The_Fight_Before_Christmas" title="The Fight Before Christmas">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>January 4, 2018 - February 1, 2018[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=87" title="Edit section: January 4, 2018 - February 1, 2018">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Take him away, boys."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a></dd> <dd>"Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Chief_Wiggum" class="mw-redirect" title="Chief Wiggum">Chief Wiggum</a><a href="/wiki/Cape_Feare" title="Cape Feare">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>February 1, 2018 - March 1, 2018[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=88" title="Edit section: February 1, 2018 - March 1, 2018">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Milhouse" class="mw-redirect" title="Milhouse">Milhouse</a><a href="/wiki/Bart%27s_Friend_Falls_in_Love" title="Bart's Friend Falls in Love">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>March 1, 2018 - April 1, 2018[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=89" title="Edit section: March 1, 2018 - April 1, 2018">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Ladies and gentlemen, what you're seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stands for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property -- are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Kent_Brockman" title="Kent Brockman">Kent Brockman</a><a href="/wiki/Homer_vs._the_Eighteenth_Amendment" title="Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>April 1, 2018 - May 1, 2018[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=90" title="Edit section: April 1, 2018 - May 1, 2018">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"My mom says I'm cool!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Milhouse_Van_Houten" title="Milhouse Van Houten">Milhouse Van Houten</a><a href="/wiki/Burns%27_Heir" title="Burns' Heir">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>May 1, 2018 - June 1, 2018[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=91" title="Edit section: May 1, 2018 - June 1, 2018">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"I just have to accept that you're never going to change."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a> (to Homer)</dd> <dd>"No, I changed before! I lost my hair and got fat!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a><a href="/wiki/Moho_House" title="Moho House">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>June 1, 2018 - July 1, 2018[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=92" title="Edit section: June 1, 2018 - July 1, 2018">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Back you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me. And maybe the boy."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a><a href="/wiki/Itchy_%26_Scratchy_Land" title="Itchy & Scratchy Land">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>July 1, 2018 - August 1, 2018[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=93" title="Edit section: July 1, 2018 - August 1, 2018">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Professor_Frink" class="mw-redirect" title="Professor Frink">Professor Frink</a><a href="/wiki/Itchy_%26_Scratchy_Land" title="Itchy & Scratchy Land">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>August 1, 2018 - September 1, 2018[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=94" title="Edit section: August 1, 2018 - September 1, 2018">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Attention, passengers. Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania. [gets a note] I'm sorry, it is now called New Zanzibar. [Gets Another Note] Excuse me. It is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar."</dd> <dd>―African Flight Attendant<a href="/wiki/Simpson_Safari" title="Simpson Safari">[src]</a>~</dd></dl> <h2>September 1, 2018 - October 1, 2018[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=95" title="Edit section: September 1, 2018 - October 1, 2018">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Um, if anybody finds a grenade without a pin, that's mine."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Iggy_Wiggum" title="Iggy Wiggum">Iggy Wiggum</a><a href="/wiki/Raging_Abe_Simpson_and_His_Grumbling_Grandson_in_%22The_Curse_of_the_Flying_Hellfish%22" title="Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>October 1, 2018 - November 2, 2018[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=96" title="Edit section: October 1, 2018 - November 2, 2018">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Oh my God, space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a><a href="/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_VII" title="Treehouse of Horror VII">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>November 2, 2018 - December 3, 2018[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=97" title="Edit section: November 2, 2018 - December 3, 2018">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Sweetie, sometimes a daddy and a mommy decide to live apart. It's not your fault, it's just that you came out the wrong sex and ruined everything."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Margarine_of_Aragon" title="Margarine of Aragon">Margarine of Aragon</a></dd> <dd>"So grow a penis or get lost."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Henry_VIII" title="Henry VIII">Henry VIII</a><a href="/wiki/Margical_History_Tour" title="Margical History Tour">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>December 3, 2018 - January 4, 2019[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=98" title="Edit section: December 3, 2018 - January 4, 2019">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Boys, I'm a deadbeat Dad, I live in a school, it's Christmas... the only thing worth anything in my life is you."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart_Simpson" title="Bart Simpson">Bart Simpson</a></dd> <dd>"Oh Dad!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Skippy_Simpson" title="Skippy Simpson">Skippy Simpson</a></dd> <dd>"You've taught us the meaning of Christmas, which schools are forbidden to tell us any more."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Jiff_Simpson" title="Jiff Simpson">Jiff Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Holidays_of_Future_Passed" title="Holidays of Future Passed">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>January 4, 2019 - February 3, 2019[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=99" title="Edit section: January 4, 2019 - February 3, 2019">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Sir, we've been here six times this month."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Flint_Drywall" title="Flint Drywall">Fireman</a></dd> <dd>"Yeah, but uh-- One of those I dialed 9-1-1 by mistake, but I was too embarrassed to admit it, so I set the house on fire. It feels good to tell the truth. No, I'm lying again, it feels bad."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a><a href="/wiki/Homerazzi" title="Homerazzi">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>February 3, 2019 - March 4, 2019[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=100" title="Edit section: February 3, 2019 - March 4, 2019">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lurleen_Lumpkin" title="Lurleen Lumpkin">Lurleen Lumpkin</a></dd> <dd>"Hey! [relaxes] Oh, you meant that as a compliment."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a><a href="/wiki/Colonel_Homer" title="Colonel Homer">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>March 4, 2019 - May 1, 2019[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=101" title="Edit section: March 4, 2019 - May 1, 2019">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"I'll have to read Marge's book. And I swore never to read again after "To Kill A Mockingbird" gave me no useful advice on killing mockingbirds. It did teach me not to judge a man based on the color of his skin, but what good does that do me?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a><a href="/wiki/Diatribe_of_a_Mad_Housewife" title="Diatribe of a Mad Housewife">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>May 1, 2019 - June 1, 2019[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=102" title="Edit section: May 1, 2019 - June 1, 2019">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"All right, brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/The_Front" title="The Front">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>June 1, 2019 - July 1, 2019[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=103" title="Edit section: June 1, 2019 - July 1, 2019">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"I'm so embarrassed. I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a></dd> <dd>"Okay, throw her in the hole."</dd> <dd>―Guard</dd> <dd>"Oh, please. It was just a figure of speech."</dd> <dd>―Marge<a href="/wiki/Itchy_%26_Scratchy_Land" title="Itchy & Scratchy Land">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>July 1, 2019 - August 2, 2019[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=104" title="Edit section: July 1, 2019 - August 2, 2019">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Okay, Homer, you watch the screen while I take a quick A.P."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/The_Detonator" title="The Detonator">The Detonator</a></dd> <dd>"What's an A.P.?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a></dd> <dd>"It's a gamer abbreviation for "a pee.""</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a></dd> <dd>"Nerd lingo. Saves so much time."</dd> <dd>―Homer<a href="/wiki/E_My_Sports" title="E My Sports">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>August 2, 2019 - September 1, 2019[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=105" title="Edit section: August 2, 2019 - September 1, 2019">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"You need to read between the lines."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a></dd> <dd>"Why? There's just white space there."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a><a href="/wiki/To_Courier_with_Love" title="To Courier with Love">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>September 1, 2019 - October 1, 2019[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=106" title="Edit section: September 1, 2019 - October 1, 2019">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"My hair! You chopped off my hair! Oh God I'm ugly!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a><a href="/wiki/Itchy_%26_Scratchy_Land" title="Itchy & Scratchy Land">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>October 1, 2019 - November 2, 2019[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=107" title="Edit section: October 1, 2019 - November 2, 2019">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Quick! We have to kill the boy!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Grampa" class="mw-redirect" title="Grampa">Grampa</a></dd> <dd>"How'd you know he's a vampire?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a></dd> <dd>"He's a vampire?! Aaaahhhh!"</dd> <dd>―Grampa<a href="/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_IV" title="Treehouse of Horror IV">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>November 2, 2019 - December 1, 2019[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=108" title="Edit section: November 2, 2019 - December 1, 2019">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Hey, I thought you said <a href="/wiki/Troy_McClure" title="Troy McClure">Troy McClure</a> was dead."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Louie" title="Louie">Louie</a></dd> <dd>"No. What I said was he sleeps with the fishes. You see..."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Fat_Tony" title="Fat Tony">Fat Tony</a></dd> <dd>"Fat Tony, please, no! I just ate a huge plate of dingamagoo."</dd> <dd>―Louie<a href="/wiki/A_Fish_Called_Selma" title="A Fish Called Selma">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>December 1, 2019 - January 2, 2020[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=109" title="Edit section: December 1, 2019 - January 2, 2020">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Hoy, hoy, hoy. I ride on a pig. Don't forget to leave me porridge!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Santa_Claus" title="Santa Claus">Norwegian Santa</a></dd> <dd>"Ugh, I've got it set on Norwegian."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a><a href="/wiki/%27Tis_the_30th_Season" title="'Tis the 30th Season">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>January 2, 2020 - February 1, 2020[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=110" title="Edit section: January 2, 2020 - February 1, 2020">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Full speed ahead! Damn the torpedoes!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a></dd> <dd>"What did he say? Put on our tuxedoes?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Grampa" class="mw-redirect" title="Grampa">Grampa</a></dd> <dd>"I want some taquitos."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Old_Jewish_man" title="Old Jewish man">Old Jewish man</a><a href="/wiki/The_Old_Man_and_the_%22C%22_Student" title="The Old Man and the "C" Student">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>February 1, 2020 - March 1, 2020[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=111" title="Edit section: February 1, 2020 - March 1, 2020">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Billy Corgan, <a href="/wiki/The_Smashing_Pumpkins_(characters)" title="The Smashing Pumpkins (characters)">Smashing Pumpkins</a>."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Billy_Corgan_(character)" title="Billy Corgan (character)">Billy Corgan</a></dd> <dd>"Homer Simpson, smiling politely."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Homerpalooza" title="Homerpalooza">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>March 1, 2020 - April 2, 2020[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=112" title="Edit section: March 1, 2020 - April 2, 2020">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Another billionaire? How did he make his money? Paraffin? Castor oil? Whale bone corsets for the woman who dares?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Mr._Burns" class="mw-redirect" title="Mr. Burns">Mr. Burns</a></dd> <dd>"Actually, cryptocurrency."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Smithers" class="mw-redirect" title="Smithers">Smithers</a></dd> <dd>"Oh, I know about cryptocurrency. I have it in my crypt."</dd> <dd>―Mr. Burns<a href="/wiki/Frinkcoin" title="Frinkcoin">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>April 2, 2020 - May 1, 2020[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=113" title="Edit section: April 2, 2020 - May 1, 2020">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"All Springfielders should now move off the streets and inside their homes. Please avoid the superstitious panic which marked the recent lunar eclipse."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Kent_Brockman" title="Kent Brockman">Kent Brockman</a></dd> <dd>"[to Grampa] Sorry, Dad. I was afraid the dragon wouldn't cough the moon back up."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a></dd> <dd>"You idjit! The dragon always coughs the moon back up!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Grampa_Simpson" class="mw-redirect" title="Grampa Simpson">Grampa Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/At_Long_Last_Leave" title="At Long Last Leave">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>May 1, 2020 - June 1, 2020[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=114" title="Edit section: May 1, 2020 - June 1, 2020">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Homer... use... the forrr.."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Mark_Hamill_(character)" title="Mark Hamill (character)">Mark Hamill</a></dd> <dd>"The force?!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a></dd> <dd>"The forks... use the forks...!"</dd> <dd>―Mark Hamill<a href="/wiki/Mayored_to_the_Mob" title="Mayored to the Mob">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>June 1, 2020 - July 1, 2020[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=115" title="Edit section: June 1, 2020 - July 1, 2020">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Now return to your homes and never make plans again."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/The_Hateful_Eight-Year-Olds" title="The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>July 1, 2020 - August 1, 2020[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=116" title="Edit section: July 1, 2020 - August 1, 2020">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Little kids aren't supposed to have heart attacks! They're supposed to skin their knees, or poke their eyes out, or get smothered by cats!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/The_Heartbroke_Kid" title="The Heartbroke Kid">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>August 1, 2020 - September 1, 2020[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=117" title="Edit section: August 1, 2020 - September 1, 2020">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"If my parents are lost at sea, are you gonna find them?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Milhouse" class="mw-redirect" title="Milhouse">Milhouse</a></dd> <dd>"We'll try, but... have you ever been to the sea? It's huge."</dd> <dd>―First Officer</dd> <dd>"And we have to search all of them -- 'cause they all, you know, connect."</dd> <dd>―Second Officer<a href="/wiki/Little_Orphan_Millie" title="Little Orphan Millie">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>September 1, 2020 - October 1, 2020[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=118" title="Edit section: September 1, 2020 - October 1, 2020">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Is it our anniversary? No, we don't have one this year."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a><a href="/wiki/Moe%27N%27a_Lisa" title="Moe'N'a Lisa">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>October 1, 2020 - November 1, 2020[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=119" title="Edit section: October 1, 2020 - November 1, 2020">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"So, you like donuts, eh?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Demon_technician" title="Demon technician">Demon technician</a></dd> <dd>"Uh, huh."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a></dd> <dd>"Well! Have all the donuts in the world!!"</dd> <dd>―Demon technician<a href="/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_IV" title="Treehouse of Horror IV">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>November 1, 2020 - December 1, 2020[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=120" title="Edit section: November 1, 2020 - December 1, 2020">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Oh my God. I've become the world's oldest baby. Men don't get their moo-moo from a ba-ba! They get their moo-moo from a big-boy cup!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Milhouse_Van_Houten" title="Milhouse Van Houten">Milhouse Van Houten</a><a href="/wiki/Little_Orphan_Millie" title="Little Orphan Millie">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>December 1, 2020 - January 1, 2021[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=121" title="Edit section: December 1, 2020 - January 1, 2021">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"And did you know that little Baby Jesus grew up to be... <a href="/wiki/Jesus" class="mw-redirect" title="Jesus">Jesus</a>? I know, it's weird, isn't it?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Simpsons_Christmas_Stories" title="Simpsons Christmas Stories">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>January 1, 2021 - February 1, 2021[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=122" title="Edit section: January 1, 2021 - February 1, 2021">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"His roommates kept turning up dead. 90-year-old people don't just suddenly stop breathing. Come on."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Old_Jewish_man" title="Old Jewish man">Old Jewish man</a><a href="/wiki/Podcast_News" title="Podcast News">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>February 1, 2021 - March 1, 2021[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=123" title="Edit section: February 1, 2021 - March 1, 2021">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"I beat the smart kids, I beat the the smart kid I... [trips] I bent my wookie!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Ralph_Wiggum" title="Ralph Wiggum">Ralph Wiggum</a><a href="/wiki/Lisa%27s_Rival" title="Lisa's Rival">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>March 1, 2021 - April 1, 2021[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=124" title="Edit section: March 1, 2021 - April 1, 2021">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"If you have a disagreement with another driver, you simply say, "I'm sorry. Please go ahead." Then you follow 'em home and you pee in their gas tank. You pee in there!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Moe_Szyslak" title="Moe Szyslak">Moe Szyslak</a><a href="/wiki/Sorry_Not_Sorry" title="Sorry Not Sorry">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>April 1, 2021 - May 1, 2021[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=125" title="Edit section: April 1, 2021 - May 1, 2021">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/So_It%27s_Come_to_This:_A_Simpsons_Clip_Show" title="So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>May 1, 2021 - June 1, 2021[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=126" title="Edit section: May 1, 2021 - June 1, 2021">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"My daddy said I can have any birthday party I want. My cake will be a picture of a dinosaur and all the guests will say, "Why, Lenny, that's a fine cake!" Then, "yes," I'll say."</dd> <dd>―8-Year-Old <a href="/wiki/Lenny" class="mw-redirect" title="Lenny">Lenny</a></dd> <dd>"I decided not to waste anymore film on him after that."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Declan_Desmond" title="Declan Desmond">Declan Desmond</a><a href="/wiki/Springfield_Up" title="Springfield Up">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>June 1, 2021 - July 1, 2021[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=127" title="Edit section: June 1, 2021 - July 1, 2021">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"What if <a href="/wiki/Grampa" class="mw-redirect" title="Grampa">Grampa</a>'s not the man I think he is? What if his name isn't Grampa at all?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/The_Man_from_G.R.A.M.P.A." title="The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>July 1, 2021 - August 1, 2021[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=128" title="Edit section: July 1, 2021 - August 1, 2021">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"<a href="/wiki/Stan_Lee_(character)" title="Stan Lee (character)">Stan Lee</a> came back?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a></dd> <dd>"Stan Lee never left. I'm starting to think his mind is no longer in mint condition."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Comic_Book_Guy" title="Comic Book Guy">Comic Book Guy</a><a href="/wiki/I_Am_Furious_(Yellow)" title="I Am Furious (Yellow)">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>August 1, 2021 - September 1, 2021[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=129" title="Edit section: August 1, 2021 - September 1, 2021">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a><a href="/wiki/Homer_vs._the_Eighteenth_Amendment" title="Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>September 1, 2021 - October 1, 2021[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=130" title="Edit section: September 1, 2021 - October 1, 2021">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"How come everybody's having visions, Daddy?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Rod_Flanders" title="Rod Flanders">Rod Flanders</a></dd> <dd>"Oh, there's no explaining God's will, Roddy. That's like explaining how an airplane flies."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Ned_Flanders" title="Ned Flanders">Ned Flanders</a><a href="/wiki/I%27m_Goin%27_to_Praiseland" title="I'm Goin' to Praiseland">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>October 1, 2021 - November 1, 2021[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=131" title="Edit section: October 1, 2021 - November 1, 2021">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Oh my God... space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat them!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_VII" title="Treehouse of Horror VII">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>November 1, 2021 - December 1, 2021[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=132" title="Edit section: November 1, 2021 - December 1, 2021">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Mmm... you're a good kisser."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Maya" title="Maya">Maya</a></dd> <dd>"Yeah, I practice by siphoning gas out of other people's tanks."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Moe_Szyslak" title="Moe Szyslak">Moe Szyslak</a><a href="/wiki/Eeny_Teeny_Maya,_Moe" title="Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>December 1, 2021 - January 2, 2022[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=133" title="Edit section: December 1, 2021 - January 2, 2022">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Marge, the brochure promised us a happy Christmas."</dd> <dd>―Female boarder</dd> <dd>"My uncle died in your bed. Merry Christmas."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge_Simpson" title="Marge Simpson">Marge Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/White_Christmas_Blues" title="White Christmas Blues">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>January 2, 2022 - February 1, 2022[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=134" title="Edit section: January 2, 2022 - February 1, 2022">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"You gotta give her up."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lisa_Simpson" title="Lisa Simpson">Lisa Simpson</a></dd> <dd>"No, no, wait. Hear my plan. I put up with her for seven more years. Then, we'll get married. Once the first baby comes along, she's bound to settle down and start treatin' me right. After all, I deserve it."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart_Simpson" title="Bart Simpson">Bart Simpson</a>, talking about <a href="/wiki/Jessica_Lovejoy" title="Jessica Lovejoy">Jessica Lovejoy</a><a href="/wiki/Bart%27s_Girlfriend" title="Bart's Girlfriend">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>February 1, 2022 - March 1, 2022[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=135" title="Edit section: February 1, 2022 - March 1, 2022">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Your theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing, <a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>. I may have to steal it."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Stephen_Hawking_(character)" title="Stephen Hawking (character)">Stephen Hawking</a><a href="/wiki/They_Saved_Lisa%27s_Brain" title="They Saved Lisa's Brain">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>March 1, 2022 - April 1, 2022[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=136" title="Edit section: March 1, 2022 - April 1, 2022">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Flanders, you got to save me. This guy's way too weird not to be dangerous. He doesn't even look at his phone when he's bored. He's not human, I tell you."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/A_Serious_Flanders_(Part_1)" title="A Serious Flanders (Part 1)">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>April 1, 2022 - May 1, 2022[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=137" title="Edit section: April 1, 2022 - May 1, 2022">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Attention. I have some announcements regarding the cafeteria menu. Several items are misspelled. "Gren beans" should be green beans. "Tater tats" are tater tots. "Healthy" should be not healthy."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Principal_Skinner" class="mw-redirect" title="Principal Skinner">Principal Skinner</a><a href="/wiki/Pretty_Whittle_Liar" title="Pretty Whittle Liar">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>May 1, 2022 - June 1, 2022[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=138" title="Edit section: May 1, 2022 - June 1, 2022">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>, you're my wife of ten years and I love you, but I must observe the teachings of this man I just met tonight."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Walking_Big_%26_Tall" title="Walking Big & Tall">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>June 1, 2022 - July 1, 2022[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=139" title="Edit section: June 1, 2022 - July 1, 2022">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Well, I'm not crazy about the plutonium or nicotine, but it is very nice to see <a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a> eating his vegetables."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge_Simpson" title="Marge Simpson">Marge Simpson</a>, talking about <a href="/wiki/Tomacco" title="Tomacco">Tomacco</a><a href="/wiki/E-I-E-I-(Annoyed_Grunt)" title="E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>July 1, 2022 - August 1, 2022[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=140" title="Edit section: July 1, 2022 - August 1, 2022">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Ha. All my friends have birthdays this year."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Ralph_Wiggum" title="Ralph Wiggum">Ralph Wiggum</a><a href="/wiki/The_D%27oh-cial_Network" title="The D'oh-cial Network">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>August 1, 2022 - September 1, 2022[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=141" title="Edit section: August 1, 2022 - September 1, 2022">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Just call me "Homer Fingerhands.""</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a></dd> <dd>"I'd rather call you by your normal name, if that's okay."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge_Simpson" title="Marge Simpson">Marge Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Homer_Scissorhands" title="Homer Scissorhands">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>September 1, 2022 - October 1, 2022[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=142" title="Edit section: September 1, 2022 - October 1, 2022">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Ralph_Wiggum" title="Ralph Wiggum">Ralph Wiggum</a><a href="/wiki/This_Little_Wiggy" title="This Little Wiggy">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>October 1, 2022 - November 1, 2022[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=143" title="Edit section: October 1, 2022 - November 1, 2022">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Oh relax, kids. I've got a gut feeling <a href="/wiki/%C3%9Cter" class="mw-redirect" title="Üter">Üter</a>'s around here somewhere. [laughs] After all, isn't there a little Üter in all of us? [laughs longer] In fact, you might even say we just ate Üter and he's in our stomachs right now. [laughs hard, then stops] Wait. Scratch that."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Principal_Skinner" class="mw-redirect" title="Principal Skinner">Principal Skinner</a><a href="/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_V" title="Treehouse of Horror V">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>November 1, 2022 - December 1, 2022[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=144" title="Edit section: November 1, 2022 - December 1, 2022">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?"</dd> <dd>―Homer Simpson<a href="/wiki/Stop,_or_My_Dog_Will_Shoot!" title="Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>December 1, 2022 - January 3. 2023[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=145" title="Edit section: December 1, 2022 - January 3. 2023">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Christmas in December. Wow, wow, wow. Give me tons of presents. Now, now, now."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a> singing<a href="/wiki/Dude,_Where%27s_My_Ranch%3F" title="Dude, Where's My Ranch?">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>January 3, 2023 - February 1, 2023[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=146" title="Edit section: January 3, 2023 - February 1, 2023">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Hey, sorry I'm late. I couldn't unlock the Maps app. [chuckles] My phone don't recognize my face as a face."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Moe_Szyslak" title="Moe Szyslak">Moe Szyslak</a><a href="/wiki/Top_Goon" title="Top Goon">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>February 1, 2023 - March 1, 2023[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=147" title="Edit section: February 1, 2023 - March 1, 2023">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Dad, if you take me to Vegas I'll teach you how to cheat at Blackjack."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Bart_Simpson" title="Bart Simpson">Bart Simpson</a> </dd> <dd>"Boy, you don't need to cheat when you got a system."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a> </dd> <dd>"What's your system?"</dd> <dd>―Bart </dd> <dd>"I don't tell your mother how much I've lost."</dd> <dd>―Homer<a href="/wiki/We%27re_on_the_Road_to_D%27ohwhere" title="We're on the Road to D'ohwhere">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>March 1, 2023 - April 1, 2023[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=148" title="Edit section: March 1, 2023 - April 1, 2023">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Wait, in this game Maggie can talk? There's so many things I've wanted to ask a baby. Why do you make eye contact when you poop? Do you remember when I lost you at Home Depot? Where do faces go during peekaboo?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Game_Done_Changed" title="Game Done Changed">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>April 1, 2023 - May 1, 2023[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=149" title="Edit section: April 1, 2023 - May 1, 2023">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"I just had this awful feeling that uh, Homer's in terrible trouble."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Moe_Szyslak" title="Moe Szyslak">Moe Szyslak</a></dd> <dd>"Oh, that's funny. I just had a feeling that some guy I don't know named <a href="/wiki/Fausto" title="Fausto">Fausto</a> is in trouble."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lenny_Leonard" title="Lenny Leonard">Lenny Leonard</a></dd> <dd>"Come on, we've gotta go help Homer!"</dd> <dd>―Moe</dd> <dd>"And Fausto!"</dd> <dd>―Lenny<a href="/wiki/The_Wife_Aquatic" title="The Wife Aquatic">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>May 1, 2023 - June 1, 2023[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=150" title="Edit section: May 1, 2023 - June 1, 2023">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"I've always felt like an outsider... Not Icelandic enough, not Black enough. I mean, hey, sure, I'm barfly enough, but that's not enough."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Carl_Carlson" title="Carl Carlson">Carl Carlson</a><a href="/wiki/Carl_Carlson_Rides_Again" title="Carl Carlson Rides Again">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>June 1, 2023 - July 1, 2023[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=151" title="Edit section: June 1, 2023 - July 1, 2023">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"The wars of the future will not be fought on a battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today, remember always, your duty is clear: to build and maintain those robots. Thank you."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/The_Commandant_(The_Secret_War_of_Lisa_Simpson)" title="The Commandant (The Secret War of Lisa Simpson)">The Commandant</a><a href="/wiki/The_Secret_War_of_Lisa_Simpson" title="The Secret War of Lisa Simpson">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>July 1, 2023 - August 1, 2023[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=152" title="Edit section: July 1, 2023 - August 1, 2023">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"You promised <a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a> to help her with her costume. You made her cry, then I cried. Then <a href="/wiki/Maggie" class="mw-redirect" title="Maggie">Maggie</a> laughed. She's such a little trooper."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/$pringfield_(Or,_How_I_Learned_to_Stop_Worrying_and_Love_Legalized_Gambling)" title="$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>August 1, 2023 - September 1, 2023[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=153" title="Edit section: August 1, 2023 - September 1, 2023">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"I'll have a Shirley... no, a virgin... no, make it a children's... Oh, what the heck, you only live once. Give me a... White wine spritzer!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Ned_Flanders" title="Ned Flanders">Ned Flanders</a><a href="/wiki/Viva_Ned_Flanders" title="Viva Ned Flanders">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>September 1, 2023 - October 1, 2023[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=154" title="Edit section: September 1, 2023 - October 1, 2023">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Mom, Dad's on <a href="/wiki/PBS" title="PBS">PBS</a>!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lisa_Simpson" title="Lisa Simpson">Lisa Simpson</a></dd> <dd>"They don't show police chases, do they?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge_Simpson" title="Marge Simpson">Marge Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Missionary:_Impossible" title="Missionary: Impossible">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>October 1, 2023 - November 1, 2023[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=155" title="Edit section: October 1, 2023 - November 1, 2023">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Well, well, well, look who's here. Master detective Eliza Simpson and her easily amazed sidekick, Dr. Bartley."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Inspector_Wiggum" title="Inspector Wiggum">Inspector Wiggum</a></dd> <dd>"What's this? A doorknob! Good show!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Dr._Bartley" title="Dr. Bartley">Dr. Bartley</a><a href="/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XV" title="Treehouse of Horror XV">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>November 1, 2023 - December 1, 2023[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=156" title="Edit section: November 1, 2023 - December 1, 2023">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Oh, how cute. Let's call this little guy a "groundhog...""</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Eve" title="Eve">Eve</a></dd> <dd>"Sorry, I already gave him a name. "Land monster.""</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Adam" title="Adam">Adam</a></dd> <dd>"Really? Well, what do you call that thing on the branch?"</dd> <dd>―Eve</dd> <dd>""Branch monster.""</dd> <dd>―Adam<a href="/wiki/Simpsons_Bible_Stories" title="Simpsons Bible Stories">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>December 1, 2023 - January 1, 2024[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=157" title="Edit section: December 1, 2023 - January 1, 2024">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Grumply, grumply groo, your blood will make my stew!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/The_Grumple" title="The Grumple">The Grumple</a><a href="/wiki/Kill_Gil,_Volumes_I_%26_II" title="Kill Gil, Volumes I & II">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>January 1, 2024 - February 1, 2024[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=158" title="Edit section: January 1, 2024 - February 1, 2024">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"I say it's the Angel of Peace, ya idiot!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Carl_Carlson" title="Carl Carlson">Carl Carlson</a></dd> <dd>"And I say it's the Angel of Mercy, you jerk!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lenny_Leonard" title="Lenny Leonard">Lenny Leonard</a><a href="/wiki/Lisa_the_Skeptic" title="Lisa the Skeptic">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>February 1, 2024 - March 1, 2024[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=159" title="Edit section: February 1, 2024 - March 1, 2024">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Ugh, this combines my two least favorite things... Other people's music, and other people."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Quilloughby_(imaginary)" title="Quilloughby (imaginary)">Quilloughby</a><a href="/wiki/Panic_on_the_Streets_of_Springfield" title="Panic on the Streets of Springfield">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>March 1, 2024 - April 1, 2024[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=160" title="Edit section: March 1, 2024 - April 1, 2024">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Why look, it's <a href="/wiki/Milhouse" class="mw-redirect" title="Milhouse">Milhouse</a>. What's the <a href="/wiki/Get-back-inator" title="Get-back-inator">power glove</a> for -- openin' the cap on your weird-o pills?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Groundskeeper_Willie" title="Groundskeeper Willie">Groundskeeper Willie</a><a href="/wiki/Revenge_Is_a_Dish_Best_Served_Three_Times" title="Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>April 1, 2024 - May 1, 2024[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=161" title="Edit section: April 1, 2024 - May 1, 2024">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Fun's over, fellas! If you're gonna beat up my friend in my bar, there's a two-drink minimum."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Moe_Szyslak" title="Moe Szyslak">Moe Szyslak</a><a href="/wiki/The_Homer_They_Fall" title="The Homer They Fall">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>May 1, 2024 - June 1, 2024[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=162" title="Edit section: May 1, 2024 - June 1, 2024">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Lenny, uh, I think it's time for us to come clean."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Carl_Carlson" title="Carl Carlson">Carl Carlson</a></dd> <dd>"About how we give each other haircuts?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lenny_Leonard" title="Lenny Leonard">Lenny Leonard</a></dd> <dd>"No, we'll take that secret to our graves."</dd> <dd>―Carl Carlson<a href="/wiki/Take_My_Life,_Please" title="Take My Life, Please">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>June 1, 2024 - July 1, 2024[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=163" title="Edit section: June 1, 2024 - July 1, 2024">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Welcome-a to Luigi's. Italiana food for everybody. I put a-salt and a-pepper on the table, but for you, such a handsome couple, if you want-a pepper and-a pepper, hey, that's a-wonderful, too!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Luigi_Risotto" title="Luigi Risotto">Luigi Risotto</a><a href="/wiki/Portrait_of_a_Lackey_on_Fire" title="Portrait of a Lackey on Fire">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>July 1, 2024 - August 1, 2024[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=164" title="Edit section: July 1, 2024 - August 1, 2024">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Attention, shoppers. A mother's love is forever, but mother's love rat poison is only on sale till the end of the day."</dd> <dd>―Announcer<a href="/wiki/A_Mid-Childhood_Night%27s_Dream" title="A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>August 1, 2024 - September 1, 2024[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=165" title="Edit section: August 1, 2024 - September 1, 2024">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Greetings, lamewads from the past! I have come back in time to reveal the events of the future, so that you can amaze the world with your uncannily accurate predictions!"</dd> <dd>―Future <a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a><a href="/wiki/Lisa_the_Boy_Scout" title="Lisa the Boy Scout">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>September 1, 2024 - October 1, 2024[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=166" title="Edit section: September 1, 2024 - October 1, 2024">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"A greedy man once yearned for more, so the fool began to borrow. He ate and drank and told the bank, "I'll pay the debt tomorrow." But as both dolt and purse grew fat, the calendar grew thinner. The debt collector had enough and hungered for his dinner. The coward ran, with coin in hand, but come dawn, lost his breath. The fool was caught, 'twas all for naught, for the collector's name was Death."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Costas_Becker" title="Costas Becker">Costas Becker</a><a href="/wiki/A_Serious_Flanders_(Part_1)" title="A Serious Flanders (Part 1)">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>October 1, 2024 - November 1, 2024[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=167" title="Edit section: October 1, 2024 - November 1, 2024">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Must eat more fat people. Thank God I'm in America!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XVII" title="Treehouse of Horror XVII">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>November 1, 2024 - December 1, 2024[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=168" title="Edit section: November 1, 2024 - December 1, 2024">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"When the very first episode aired in <a href="/wiki/1989" title="1989">1989</a>, the viewers agreed on one thing. It wasn't as funny as it used to be."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Conan_O%27Brien_(character)" title="Conan O'Brien (character)">Conan O'Brien</a><a href="/wiki/Bart%27s_Birthday" title="Bart's Birthday">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>December 1, 2024 - January 1, 2025[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=169" title="Edit section: December 1, 2024 - January 1, 2025">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Ah. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no one told Santa you were a Buddhist."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Marge_Simpson" title="Marge Simpson">Marge Simpson</a></dd> <dd>"Well, Santa can take it back because I'm not ruled by material desi-- Is that a pony?"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Lisa_Simpson" title="Lisa Simpson">Lisa Simpson</a></dd> <dd>"I don't know what Santa left you. I just know his name is <a href="/wiki/Clip-Clop" title="Clip-Clop">Clip-Clop</a> and he loves sugar."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/She_of_Little_Faith" title="She of Little Faith">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>January 1, 2025 - February 1, 2025[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=170" title="Edit section: January 1, 2025 - February 1, 2025">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"I didn't used to wear carpeting! I used to wear pants! Made out of pants!"</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Homer_Simpson" title="Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a><a href="/wiki/Pixelated_and_Afraid" title="Pixelated and Afraid">[src]</a></dd></dl> <h2>February 1, 2025 -[<a href="/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&action=edit&section=171" title="Edit section: February 1, 2025 -">edit</a>]</h2> <dl><dd>"Teacher, my shoes are making noise."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Ralph_Wiggum" title="Ralph Wiggum">Ralph Wiggum</a></dd> <dd>"You must be Ralph."</dd> <dd>―<a href="/wiki/Vicki_Valentine" title="Vicki Valentine">Vicki Valentine</a></dd> <dd>"My daddy shoots people!"</dd> <dd>―Ralph Wiggum<a href="/wiki/Last_Tap_Dance_in_Springfield" title="Last Tap Dance in Springfield">[src]</a></dd></dl>     </div><div class="printfooter"> Retrieved from "<a dir="ltr" href="https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&oldid=1365855">https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Wikisimpsons:Previously_featured_quotes&oldid=1365855</a>"</div>     <div id="catlinks" class="catlinks" data-mw="interface"><div id="mw-normal-catlinks" class="mw-normal-catlinks"><a href="/wiki/Special:Categories" title="Special:Categories">Categories</a>: <ul><li><a href="/wiki/Category:Wikisimpsons" title="Category:Wikisimpsons">Wikisimpsons</a></li><li><a href="/wiki/Category:Previously_Featured" title="Category:Previously Featured">Previously Featured</a></li></ul></div></div>   <div align="center" class="adBanner">  <ins class="adsbygoogle" style="display:inline-block;width:728px;height:90px" data-ad-client="ca-pub-9190928661218539" data-ad-slot="2012305905"></ins> <script> (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); </script> </div>   </div> <div id="footer_content"> <ul> <li> Modified on February 1, 2025, at 08:06.</li> <li></li> </ul>  </ul> <ul> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikisimpsons:Privacy_policy" title="Wikisimpsons:Privacy policy">Privacy policy</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikisimpsons:About" title="Wikisimpsons:About">About Wikisimpsons</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikisimpsons:General_disclaimer" title="Wikisimpsons:General disclaimer">Disclaimers</a></li> <li><a href="https://status.simpsonswiki.com/">Site Status</a></li> </ul>   <ul id="icons"> <li> <a href="//creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/"><img src="https://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/cc-by-sa.png" alt="Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported" width="88" height="31"/></a> </li> <li> <a href="https://www.mediawiki.org/"><img src="https://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/mediawiki.png" alt="Powered by MediaWiki" width="88" height="31"/></a> </li> </ul>  </div> </td> </tr> </table> </div> <footer> © 2025 Wikisimpsons. 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