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<p>赵磊摇头：“不是啊，都是正品。就是每次我一说‘这手机真不错’，第二天就出问题。”</p> <p>钱进大笑：“你这是在跟手机‘炫耀’啊！手机一听你这么说，心想‘既然你这么满意，那我就歇歇吧’。”</p> <p>赵磊苦笑：“那现在怎么办？总不能不说话了吧？”</p> <p>钱进支招：“你试试说‘这手机还有待改进’，看看它还坏不坏。”</p> <p>赵磊点头：“嗯，下次我试试。”</p> <p>2</p> <p>孙悦和周扬在超市购物，孙悦突然停下。</p> <p>周扬问：“怎么了？看到熟人了？”</p> <p>孙悦摇头：“不是，我是在想，为什么购物车总是比手推车难推？”</p> <p>周扬想了想：“可能是因为购物车重吧，里面还要放东西。”</p> <p>孙悦反驳：“不对，空的购物车也难推。我觉得是因为它们设计得太‘聪明’了，总是想往货架边上蹭。”</p> <p>周扬大笑：“你这是在跟购物车斗智斗勇啊！下次你推的时候，跟它说‘咱俩各走各的，别互相打扰’。”</p> <div class="lookall-box"> <div class="lookall-shadow"></div> <section class="lookall"> <a href="javascript:;" class="show-all" id="showMore"> <em>展开全文</em> </a> </section> </div> <div class="hidden-content control-hide"> <p>孙悦点头：“嗯，好主意。”</p> <p>3</p> <p>李静和陈晨在健身房锻炼，李静气喘吁吁。</p> <p>陈晨关心：“你怎么了？看起来很累。”</p> <p>李静抱怨：“我最近减肥，总是忍不住吃零食。”</p> <p>陈晨惊讶：“那你还来健身房？这不是白费劲吗？”</p> <p>李静解释：“不是的，我来健身房是为了消耗掉吃零食的罪恶感。”</p> <p>陈晨无语：“你这是在拿健身房当‘赎罪堂’啊！下次你吃零食前，先想想罪恶感。”</p> <p>李静苦笑：“我也想啊，可每次看到零食，我就把罪恶感抛到九霄云外了。”</p> <p>4</p> <p>王浩和张伟在办公室闲聊，王浩突然叹气。</p> <p>张伟问：“怎么了？工作不顺利？”</p> <p>王浩摇头：“不是啊，是我最近学做饭，总是把厨房弄得一团糟。”</p> <p>张伟好奇：“那你学做饭干嘛？又不缺这口吃的。”</p> <p>王浩解释：“我是想着，学会了做饭，以后就不用天天吃外卖了。结果，现在外卖钱是省了，但厨房清洁费涨了。”</p> <p>张伟大笑：“你这是在拿厨房当‘试验田’啊！下次你做饭前，先想想清洁费。”</p> <p>王浩点头：“嗯，下次我一定注意。”</p> <p>5</p> <p>吴凡和郑浩在公园散步，吴凡突然停下。</p> <p>郑浩问：“怎么了？看到什么新鲜事了？”</p> <p>吴凡摇头：“不是，我是在想，为什么每次我拍照，照片里的人总是显得比实际胖？”</p> <p>郑浩想了想：“可能是因为你拍照的角度不对吧。”</p> <p>吴凡反驳：“不对，我试过很多角度，都不行。我觉得是因为手机镜头有‘放大’功能。”</p> <p>郑浩大笑：“你这是在跟手机镜头较劲啊！下次你拍照前，先跟手机说‘别把我拍胖了’。”</p> <p>吴凡无奈：“我也想啊，可手机它听不懂啊。”<a href="//www.sohu.com/?strategyid=00001 " target="_blank" title="点击进入搜狐首页" id="backsohucom" style="white-space: nowrap;"><span class="backword"><i class="backsohu"></i>返回搜狐，查看更多</span></a></p> </div> <p data-role="editor-name">责任编辑：<span></span></p> </article> <div id="articleTransfer"><transfer/></div> <div class="statement">平台声明：该文观点仅代表作者本人，搜狐号系信息发布平台，搜狐仅提供信息存储空间服务。</div> <div class="bottom-relate-wrap clear type-3"> <div id="article-like" data-like-type="type-3"> <article-like/> </div> <div class="read-wrap"> <span 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