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<!DOCTYPE html> <html lang="en"> <head> <meta charset="utf-8"> <title>DNS Kitchen</title> <meta property="title" content="DNS Kitchen"> <meta property="description" content="DNS Kitchen is an experimental service that aims to make DNS hosting easy and fun. Wish us luck!"> <meta name="theme-color" content="#333"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1"> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/style.css?v=1732398463.7182"> </head> <body class="theme-unicorn"> <main> <section class="full"> <div class="top_bit"> <h1 class="flush"><a href="/"><i class="icon fa-solid fa-user-chef"></i>DNS Kitchen</a></h1> </div> <div class="hamburger"> <a href="#navigation"><i class="fa-solid fa-cheeseburger"></i></a> </div> </section> <section class="full centered transparent"> <div> <h2 class="fancy step-4">This is not your typical DNS hosting.</h2> <p class="width-45em auto">We’re making DNS <strong>easy</strong> and <strong>fun</strong>! Whether you’re a hardcore protocol geek or someone who gets anxious around a CNAME, there’s something here for you.</p> </div> </section> <section> <div class="box"> <h2 class="centered">What you get</h2> <ul class="fa-ul"> <li><span class="fa-li"><i class="fa-regular fa-infinity"></i></span>“All you can eat” (cal)zones and resource records</li> <li><span class="fa-li"><i class="fa-regular fa-cloud-binary"></i></span>BIND zone file management</li> <li><span class="fa-li"><i class="fa-regular fa-server"></i></span>An API that’s <em>*chef’s kiss*</em></li> <li><span class="fa-li"><i class="fa-regular fa-hands-holding-heart"></i></span>Support from a real person</li> </ul> </div> <div class="box centered"> <h2>What it costs</h2> <p class="cost_a"><span class="cost_b">$</span>5</p> <p class="cost_c">annually!</p> <p class="step--1">Well, probably. Not sure yet!<br>It’s gonna be super cheap no matter what, though.</p> </div> <div class="box"> <h2 class="centered">Coming soon</h2> <p>We’re not quite ready to take sign-ups yet, but we’re getting there.</p> <p>In the meantime, maybe <a href="/sign-up">join our waitlist</a>!</p> </div> </section> <section class="full transparent"> <div class="box chef_info"> <h2>Our Chef loves to help</h2> <p>Put on your jetpack and launch yourself into the future of DNS record management by asking Chef to make your records for you!</p> <div class="bubble-container"> <div class="bubble left">Chef here! 🧑‍🍳 How can I help you?</div> <div class="bubble right">I want to send all of my website traffic to 5.78.24.5.</div> <div class="bubble left">OK! I’ve just baked a fresh <code>A</code> record for you. 👍</div> </div> </div> <div class="box landing_dig"> <h2>We love the internet</h2> <pre> ; <<>> DiG 9.10.6 <<>> @ns1.dns.kitchen ;; global options: +cmd ;; QUESTION SECTION: ;dns.kitchen. Who runs this thing, anyway? ;; ANSWER SECTION: dns.kitchen. 86400 IN TXT "We’re the totally independent old-school-internet-loving team behind <a href="https://omg.lol">omg.lol</a>. We’re here to manage DNS and chew bubblegum, and we’re all out of bubblegum." </pre> </div> </section> <section class="full transparent"> <div class="faq"> <h2 class="centered">NYAAQ (Not Yet Actually Asked Questions)</h2> <h3>Q: Why should I use your rando DNS service when I can just use Cloudflare for free?</h3> <p>A: Because we’re <em>not</em> Cloudflare. The internet was designed to run as a collection of decentralized and independent services, and that’s what we love about it. Cloudflare’s size and influence might not be the best thing for the internet overall, both from a security and resiliency standpoint. Just something to think about.</p> <h3>Q: Do you support CNAME flattening or any of those fancy new resource record types?</h3> <p>A: Our authoritative nameservers run BIND 9 and support typical record types. We’ll get a full _menu_ in place soon.</p> <h3>Q: Can I expect an endless supply of kitchen metaphors and food puns here?</h3> <p>A: Oh, <em>yes</em>. Just you wait.</p> </div> </section> <section class="full transparent"> <div class="centered"> <h2>See you soon?</h2> <p>We look forward to providing amazing DNS service in exchange for your $5. Come back and sign up soon! <i class="fa-solid fa-hand-wave"></i></p> </div> </section> <footer id="footer"> <nav id="navigation"> <span id="hamburger-close"><a href="#top"><i class="fa-solid fa-fw fa-circle-up"></i></a></span> <h2 class="centered"><i class="fa-solid fa-signs-post"></i> Navigation</h2> <ul> <li><a href="/"><i class="fa-solid fa-fw fa-home mrp2"></i> Home</a></li> <li><a href="/cookbook"><i class="fa-solid fa-fw fa-book-sparkles mrp2"></i> Cookbook</a></li> <li><a href="/sign-up"><i class="fa-solid fa-fw fa-circle-star mrp2"></i> Sign up</a></li> <li><a href="/sign-in"><i class="fa-solid fa-fw fa-right-to-bracket mrp2"></i> Sign in</a></li> <li><a href="#top"><i class="fa-solid fa-fw fa-up"></i><span class="top_thing">Back to top</span><i class="fa-solid fa-fw fa-up"></i></a></li> </ul> </nav> <section> <div class="box full"> <p><i class="fa-solid fa-fw fa-comment"></i> Join the DNS community on <a href="/discord">Discord</a> or <a href="/matrix">Matrix</a>!</p> <p><i class="fa-brands fa-fw fa-mastodon"></i> Or follow Chef on <a rel="me" href="https://social.lol/@chef">Mastodon</a>! </p> <p><small>(Or do both!)</small></p> </div> <div class="box full"> <p>DNS Kitchen was cooked up by <a href="https://neatnik.net">Neatnik</a>.</p> <p><small>© 2023 Neatnik LLC. 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