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If it can't be defined in 140 characters, you don't need to know it."/> <style type="text/css">.recentcomments a{display:inline !important;padding:0 !important;margin:0 !important;}</style> </head> <body> <div id="floattop"> <h1>Wikipedia as told via Twitter.</h1> </div> <div id="othersites"> <p>More Lolz: <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://icanhascheezburger.com/">Lolcats</a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://ihasahotdog.com/">Loldogs</a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://roflrazzi.com/">Lol Celebs</a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://totallylookslike.com/">Funny Look-Alikes</a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://punditkitchen.com/">Lol News & Politics</a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://graphjam.com/">Fun With Charts</a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://onceuponawin.com/">Nostalgic Win</a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://failblog.org/">Fail Pix & Vids</a> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://engrishfunny.com/">Engrish</a> </p> </div> <div id="whole"> <div id="headerlogo"> <a href="/web/20090828080415/http://140pedia.com/"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415im_/http://140pedia.com/wp-content/themes/140pedia/images/epic-win_logo_120_home.gif" alt="140cles" width="120" height="100"/></a> <p class="logo">Wikipedia as told<br/>via Twitter</p> <div id="sidenav"> <p style="margin-left: 8px"><strong>How to Contribute:</strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 8px"> <strong>1)</strong> Title=Subject Line.<br/><br/> <strong>2)</strong> Article=Body of email.<br/><br/> <strong>3)</strong> <strong>Must</strong> be 140 characters max!<br/><br/> <strong>4)</strong> Include your Twitter account for credit.<br/><br/> <strong>Email to: </strong><strong><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/mailto:140pedia@gmail.com">140pedia@gmail.com</a></strong></p> <p style="margin-left: 8px"><strong>Bonus: Need Ideas?</strong><br/> Check out the <a href="/web/20090828080415/http://140pedia.com/vote/" rel="nofollow">voting page</a> to see what other people have 140cled.</p> </div> </div> <div id="header"> <span class="left" style="width: 600px; vertical-align: middle;"> <a href="/web/20090828080415/http://140pedia.com/" class="selected">Home</a>    <a href="/web/20090828080415/http://140pedia.com/vote/">Vote!</a>     <a href="/web/20090828080415/http://140pedia.com/?random" rel="nofollow">[Random]</a>     <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://www.twitter.com/140pedia" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">@140pedia</a>    </span>  </span> </div> <div id="mainbody"> <div class="pane2"> <div id="headtext"> <p class="tweet"><strong>140pedia is:</strong> The <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://140pedia.com/the-_________-of-wikipedia-and-twitter/">________</a> of Wikipedia and Twitter.</p> </div>   <div class="js-kit-rating" view="score" path="/20090827offical140pediadefinitionsmurfreproduction" thumbsize="large" subtext="no" title="*Offical 140pedia Definition* Smurf Reproduction"></div> <small>Aug. 27, 2009</small> <div class="post" id="post-2438"> <h2><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/offical-140pedia-definition-smurf-reproduction/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to *Offical 140pedia Definition* Smurf Reproduction">*Offical 140pedia Definition* Smurf Reproduction</a> </h2> <div class="entry"> <div id="md"> <p class="tweet">Smurfing: First smurf your smurf. Smurf the smurf until their smurfing smurf smurfs. If you smurf their smurf maybe they’ll smurf yours. </p> <p>By: Anon</p> </div> <div class="socmarks"> <div class="socmark"> <script type="text/javascript"> tweetmeme_url = 'http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/offical-140pedia-definition-smurf-reproduction/'; tweetmeme_source = '140pedia'; tweetmeme_service = 'su.pr'; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415js_/http://tweetmeme.com/i/scripts/button.js"></script> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailFlare?itemTitle=%2AOffical+140pedia+Definition%2A+Smurf+Reproduction&uri=http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/offical-140pedia-definition-smurf-reproduction/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415im_/http://140pedia.com/wp-content/themes/140pedia/images/socmarks/socmark_email.gif"/></a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a class="DiggThisButton" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://digg.com/submit?url=http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/offical-140pedia-definition-smurf-reproduction/&title=%2AOffical+140pedia+Definition%2A+Smurf+Reproduction" target="_blank" rel="external" rev="image"> <span style="display: none;"> 140pedia </span> <img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415im_/http://digg.com/img/diggThis.png" height="80" width="52" alt="DiggThis"/> </a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/offical-140pedia-definition-smurf-reproduction/&title=%2AOffical+140pedia+Definition%2A+Smurf+Reproduction" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415im_/http://140pedia.com/wp-content/themes/140pedia/images/socmarks/socmark_stumble.gif"/></a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://reddit.com/submit?url=http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/offical-140pedia-definition-smurf-reproduction/&title=%2AOffical+140pedia+Definition%2A+Smurf+Reproduction" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415im_/http://140pedia.com/wp-content/themes/140pedia/images/socmarks/socmark_reddit.gif"/></a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://www.facebook.com/share.php?u=http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/offical-140pedia-definition-smurf-reproduction/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415im_/http://140pedia.com/wp-content/themes/140pedia/images/socmarks/socmark_facebook.gif"/></a> </div> <div class="socmark"> </div> <div class="socmarklast"> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both;padding-top:10px;"></div> <p class="commentnow"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/offical-140pedia-definition-smurf-reproduction/#comments" title="Comment on *Offical 140pedia Definition* Smurf Reproduction">» 9 Comments</a></p><p> </p> </div> </div>   <div class="js-kit-rating" view="score" path="/20090827smurfreproductionpoll" thumbsize="large" subtext="no" title="Smurf Reproduction Poll"></div> <small>Aug. 27, 2009</small> <div class="post" id="post-2263"> <h2><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/smurf-reproduction-poll/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Smurf Reproduction Poll">Smurf Reproduction Poll</a> </h2> <div class="entry"> <div id="md"> <p>Thanks everyone for making our Smurf Sex Poll a success, and answering a question that has long plagued my fragile mind. Many hours have been spent around the office discussing smurfy genitals and putting plush smurf toys in comprimising situations. Needless to say, nothing felt quite right. But, now I have an answer! Huzzah! I can finally move on to more pressing questions (ie. Could the Silver Hawks take of their metal suits?)<br/> Here’s The list of our top five submissions: (each one brought tears of joy to my eyes, I want you to know that. I do have feelings.)<br/> <div id="polls-2" class="wp-polls"> <p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Smurf Reproduction Explained!</strong></p><div id="polls-2-ans" class="wp-polls-ans"><ul class="wp-polls-ul"> <li>Smurfing: First smurf your smurf.Smurf the smurf until their smurfing smurf smurfs.If you smurf their smurf maybe they’ll smurf yours. Smurfy smurfing <small>(23%, 238 Votes)</small><div class="pollbar" style="width: 23%;" title="Smurfing: First smurf your smurf.Smurf the smurf until their smurfing smurf smurfs.If you smurf their smurf maybe they’ll smurf yours. Smurfy smurfing (23% | 238 Votes)"></div></li> <li>It’s Simple…: … 2 Smurfs enter, 3 Smurfs leave… If you knew more than that your head would implode. by:dammacx <small>(13%, 132 Votes)</small><div class="pollbar" style="width: 13%;" title="It’s Simple…: … 2 Smurfs enter, 3 Smurfs leave… If you knew more than that your head would implode. by:dammacx (13% | 132 Votes)"></div></li> <li>They can’t reproduce. All the males have blue balls. <small>(11%, 115 Votes)</small><div class="pollbar" style="width: 11%;" title="They can’t reproduce. All the males have blue balls. (11% | 115 Votes)"></div></li> <li>Smurfs are naturally male. Every 100 years, a baby Smurf is delivered via stork. Female Smurfs can only be created by alchemical means. <small>(9%, 88 Votes)</small><div class="pollbar" style="width: 9%;" title="Smurfs are naturally male. Every 100 years, a baby Smurf is delivered via stork. Female Smurfs can only be created by alchemical means. (9% | 88 Votes)"></div></li> <li>Everyone knows …… they smuck! <small>(44%, 83 Votes)</small><div class="pollbar" style="width: 8%;" title="Everyone knows …… they smuck! (44% | 83 Votes)"></div></li> </ul><p style="text-align: center;">Total Voters: <strong>1,026</strong></p></div> </div> <div id="polls-2-loading" class="wp-polls-loading"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415im_/http://140pedia.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-polls/images/loading.gif" width="16" height="16" alt="Loading ..." title="Loading ..." class="wp-polls-image"/> Loading ...</div> </p> </div> <div class="socmarks"> <div class="socmark"> <script type="text/javascript"> tweetmeme_url = 'http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/smurf-reproduction-poll/'; tweetmeme_source = '140pedia'; tweetmeme_service = 'su.pr'; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415js_/http://tweetmeme.com/i/scripts/button.js"></script> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailFlare?itemTitle=Smurf+Reproduction+Poll&uri=http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/smurf-reproduction-poll/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415im_/http://140pedia.com/wp-content/themes/140pedia/images/socmarks/socmark_email.gif"/></a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a class="DiggThisButton" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://digg.com/submit?url=http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/smurf-reproduction-poll/&title=Smurf+Reproduction+Poll" target="_blank" rel="external" rev="image"> <span style="display: none;"> 140pedia </span> <img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415im_/http://digg.com/img/diggThis.png" height="80" width="52" alt="DiggThis"/> </a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/smurf-reproduction-poll/&title=Smurf+Reproduction+Poll" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415im_/http://140pedia.com/wp-content/themes/140pedia/images/socmarks/socmark_stumble.gif"/></a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://reddit.com/submit?url=http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/smurf-reproduction-poll/&title=Smurf+Reproduction+Poll" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415im_/http://140pedia.com/wp-content/themes/140pedia/images/socmarks/socmark_reddit.gif"/></a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://www.facebook.com/share.php?u=http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/smurf-reproduction-poll/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415im_/http://140pedia.com/wp-content/themes/140pedia/images/socmarks/socmark_facebook.gif"/></a> </div> <div class="socmark"> </div> <div class="socmarklast"> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both;padding-top:10px;"></div> <p class="commentnow"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/smurf-reproduction-poll/#comments" title="Comment on Smurf Reproduction Poll">» 2 Comments</a></p><p> </p> </div> </div>   <div class="js-kit-rating" view="score" path="/20090827monopolygame" thumbsize="large" subtext="no" title="Monopoly (game)"></div> <small>Aug. 27, 2009</small> <div class="post" id="post-2279"> <h2><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/monopoly-game/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Monopoly (game)">Monopoly (game)</a> </h2> <div class="entry"> <div id="md"> <p class="tweet">Involves buying squares, haggling, and eventually stealing the cards and money from person next to you. </p> </div> <div class="socmarks"> <div class="socmark"> <script type="text/javascript"> tweetmeme_url = 'http://web.archive.org/web/20090828080415/http://140pedia.com/2009/08/27/monopoly-game/'; 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Legendary home of King Arthur.<br/> 2. 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