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The stories being filmed are just as flimsy.</p> <p>Of course <em>Beowulf</em> does have a more impressive literary pedigree than, say, <em>Bwana Devil</em>. But you'd never know that by looking at the movie.</p> <p><em>Beowulf</em>'s story of a hero who slays monsters has become a fanboy fantasy that panders with demonic energy to the young male demographic. Even coming-attractions dialogue that's what you'd expect — or maybe a little stupider — doesn't prepare you for a movie that's overstuffed with gorefest moments I'd rather not describe. Ah, to be 15 again.</p> <p>If you're old enough to vote, however, seeing all this splatter in 3-D may not be the thrill of a lifetime. And seeing the naked body of an old and overweight man in that extra dimension is probably not a treat for anyone, of any age. </p> <p>Director Robert Zemeckis employs the same performance-capture system he used on <em>The Polar Express</em>, and it doesn't help. 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