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A <em>dick appointment </em>solves that problem by setting aside a specific time (<em>appointment</em>) to have sex with him. The <em>dick</em>, if you need us to spell it out, stands in for the sex.</p> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="500" data-dnt="true"> <p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bein late to a dick appointment <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/HoeViolations?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#HoeViolations</a></p> <p>— pockets on Bruce Bruce (@itsBruceBruce) <a href="https://twitter.com/itsBruceBruce/status/50963209498279936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 24, 2011</a></p></blockquote> <p><script async src="https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/themes/dictionary-com/js/build/bundle-theme-twitter-embeds.js"></script></p> <p>A quick search on Twitter shows that <em>dick appointment</em> was used on the site since late 2010. Contributing to its spread was an <em>Urban Dictionary</em> entry in 2012 and a few songs that used it in lyrics. Singer Dreezy’s 2016 song “See What You On” proclaims in a verse: “Go tell the world like Tom Joyner / I pull up on you on the weekend / I never miss a dick appointment.”</p> <p><iframe loading="lazy" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/AJj8T5M4hq4" width="560" height="315" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe></p> <p>One makeup <a href="https://www.dictionary.com/browse/tutorial" target="_blank" rel="noopener">tutorial</a> by YouTuber Sarah Cheung in February 2018 spurred other creators to make <em>dick appointment</em> tutorials. The makeup usually consist of a light foundation and peachy tones for a natural look that won’t get messy after said <em>dick appointment</em>.</p> <p><iframe loading="lazy" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/VYydAjOFDlc" width="560" height="315" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe></p> <p>The video itself, as well as the inevitable Tweets about it, went viral, prompting celebration and <a href="https://www.dictionary.com/browse/condemnation" target="_blank" rel="noopener">condemnation</a> alike of <em>dick appointments</em>.</p> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="500" data-dnt="true"> <p lang="en" dir="ltr">Imma husband not a boyfriend, not a paycheck, not a dick appointment, nunna dat 🤣</p> <p>— 🚶🏾‍♂️🦖 (@iamholyrexx) <a href="https://twitter.com/iamholyrexx/status/1087230347513876481?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 21, 2019</a></p></blockquote> <p><script async src="https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/themes/dictionary-com/js/build/bundle-theme-twitter-embeds.js"></script></p> </div> </div> </div> <div class="ad ad-atw-origin-mobile atw-mobile-ad" id="ad-wrapper-atw-origin-mobile"> </div> <script> var adWrappers = document.getElementsByClassName('ad-atw-origin-mobile'); var getAdWrapper = () => { if (adWrappers.length === 1) { return adWrappers[0]; } else { for (adWrapper of adWrappers) { var childNodes = adWrapper.children; if (childNodes.length === 0) { var grandParentNode = adWrapper.parentNode.parentNode; var isVisibleNode = !(grandParentNode.style.display === 'none') if (isVisibleNode) { return adWrapper; } } } } } var adWrapper = getAdWrapper() if (adWrapper) { var adUnit = document.createElement('div'); if (isSovrn) { adUnit.classList.add('dictionary_right_rail_300x250_flex_2'); adUnit.setAttribute('data-text', 'Sovrn Advertisement'); adWrapper.appendChild(adUnit); var hasWindow = typeof window !== 'undefined'; var hasProperBuildSlots = hasWindow && typeof window.properBuildSlots !== 'undefined'; if (hasProperBuildSlots) { window.properBuildSlots(); }; } else { adUnit.id = 'crb-ad-slot-atw-origin-mobile' adUnit.setAttribute('data-text', 'GPT Advertisement'); var adContainer = document.createElement('div'); adContainer.classList.add("ad__container"); if ("") { adContainer.classList.add(""); } adContainer.id = "crb-ad-container-atw-origin-mobile"; adContainer.setAttribute('data-text', 'GPT Advertisement'); var adContainerInner = document.createElement('div'); adContainerInner.classList.add('ad__container-inner'); adContainerInner.id = "crb-ad-container-inner-atw-origin-mobile"; adContainerInner.setAttribute('data-text', 'GPT Advertisement'); adWrapper.appendChild(adUnit); adContainerInner.appendChild(adUnit); adContainer.appendChild(adContainerInner); adWrapper.appendChild(adContainer); } } </script> <div class="article-word__row" id="examples"> <div class="article-word__examples"> <h2 class="article-word__row-title"> Examples of dick appointment </h2> <div class="article-word__examples-list"> <div class="examples__item"> <div class="examples__item__wrapper"> <div class="examples__item__content text" style="border: 2px solid #92d6ff;"> <span>How y’all conduct dick appointments? Do y’all get straight to it as soon as the nigga get passed the door? Do y’all eat first? Do y’all pop in a movie?</span> </div> <div class="examples__item__description"> @STOPFLEXIN, November 2018 </div> </div> </div> <div class="examples__item"> <div class="examples__item__wrapper"> <div class="examples__item__content text" style="border: 2px solid #92d6ff;"> <span>The internet is full of weird and wonderful content, but the ‘dick appointment make-up tutorial’ ranks highlight on the list of things I a) never knew I needed and b) am completely obsessed with. Created by sex-positive YouTube beauty bloggers, these handy and often hilarious videos teach us how to nail a look that’s glamorous, low-maintenance and, most importantly, won’t slide off your face while you’re being dicked down.</span> </div> <div class="examples__item__description"> Jake Hall, <em>Dazed</em>, November 2018 </div> </div> </div> <div class="examples__item"> <div class="examples__item__wrapper"> <div class="examples__item__content" style="border: 2px solid #080000;"> <span><img width="300" height="300" src="https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/dick-appointment-300x300.jpg" class="attachment-medium size-medium" alt="" loading="lazy" srcset="https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/dick-appointment-300x300.jpg 300w, https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/dick-appointment-150x150.jpg 150w, https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/dick-appointment-380x380.jpg 380w, https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/dick-appointment-500x500.jpg 500w, https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/dick-appointment.jpg 700w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></span> </div> <div class="examples__item__description"> Meme.xyz   </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="article-word__examples-actions"> <a href="#" data-close="SEE LESS EXAMPLES" data-open="SEE MORE EXAMPLES" > SEE MORE EXAMPLES </a> </div> </div> </div> <div class="article-word__row" id="usage"> <div class="article-word__usage"> <h2 class="article-word__row-title"> Who uses dick appointment? </h2> <div class="usage__content clear"> <p>The phrase is mostly used by women, gay men, and others that are attracted to men–or, more specifically, attracted to <a href="https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/the-d" target="_blank" rel="noopener"><em>the D</em></a>. It’s like the phrase <em>booty call</em> with a female/gay bent.</p> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="500" data-dnt="true"> <p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chicago Gays stepping out into the snow storm to get to their dick appointments <a href="https://t.co/j2qYaoGdmC">pic.twitter.com/j2qYaoGdmC</a></p> <p>— Juulia Andrews (@GayDad2008) <a href="https://twitter.com/GayDad2008/status/1086789989642297344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 20, 2019</a></p></blockquote> <p><script async src="https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/themes/dictionary-com/js/build/bundle-theme-twitter-embeds.js"></script></p> <p>As noted, <em>dick appointments</em> are a popular, if <a href="https://www.dictionary.com/browse/niche" target="_blank" rel="noopener">niche</a>, type of makeup tutorial on YouTube.</p> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="500" data-dnt="true"> <p lang="en" dir="ltr">me after doing my hair and makeup for an 11pm dick appointment <a href="https://t.co/KLjwSD2ndq">https://t.co/KLjwSD2ndq</a></p> <p>— beth (@cheneyeb) <a href="https://twitter.com/cheneyeb/status/1086085420155318272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 18, 2019</a></p></blockquote> <p><script async src="https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/themes/dictionary-com/js/build/bundle-theme-twitter-embeds.js"></script></p> <p><em>Dick appointment</em> is best used in a tone that’s half-joking. It’s perfect for recounting a bad (or great!) sexual experience to a friend, <em>e.g. OMG, I have to tell you about my dick appointment the other night</em>) or cracking a joke about modern romance on social media.</p> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-width="500" data-dnt="true"> <p lang="en" dir="ltr">How the group chat sends strength and hoe power when a member is on the way to a dick appointment <a href="https://t.co/kux6PwAv5o">pic.twitter.com/kux6PwAv5o</a></p> <p>— Electrofagnetic. (@jamKartel) <a href="https://twitter.com/jamKartel/status/873390969068060672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 10, 2017</a></p></blockquote> <p><script async src="https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/themes/dictionary-com/js/build/bundle-theme-twitter-embeds.js"></script></p> </div> </div> </div> <div class="ad ad-atw-usage-mobile atw-mobile-ad" id="ad-wrapper-atw-usage-mobile"> </div> <script> var adWrappers = document.getElementsByClassName('ad-atw-usage-mobile'); var getAdWrapper = () => { if (adWrappers.length === 1) { return adWrappers[0]; } else { for (adWrapper of adWrappers) { var childNodes = adWrapper.children; if (childNodes.length === 0) { var grandParentNode = adWrapper.parentNode.parentNode; var isVisibleNode = !(grandParentNode.style.display === 'none') if (isVisibleNode) { return adWrapper; } } } } } var adWrapper = getAdWrapper() if (adWrapper) { var adUnit = document.createElement('div'); if (isSovrn) { adUnit.classList.add('dictionary_right_rail_300x250_flex_2'); adUnit.setAttribute('data-text', 'Sovrn Advertisement'); 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