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class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64468"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #de94e4"> <a class="link-white " href="/64468" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Ispovijed</a> <div class="joke-tag pull-right"> <img src="/img/icon5.png" width="70px" alt=""> </div> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> Starom je sve膰eniku dosadilo svojim 啪upljanima stalno davati oprost za grijehe preljuba pa im se za vrijeme jedne mise obrati: <br /> - "Ako jo拧 jednom 膷ujem da je netko izvr拧io preljub, tra啪ite si novog sve膰enika!" <br /> Kako su ga 啪upljani jako voljeli, dogovore se da 膰e od sada za preljub na ispovijedi govoriti da su pali. <br /> No, nakon nekog vremena stari sve膰enik umre i na njegovo mjesto do膽e mladi sve膰enik. <br /> <br /> Nakon dvadesetak dana posjeti mladi sve膰enik gradona膷elnika i re膷e mu: <br /> - "Gradona膷elni膷e, morate brzo ne拧to u膷initi s plo膷nikom, 啪upljani mi se na ispovijedi stalno 啪ale da su pali." <br /> Gradona膷elnik se po膷ne smijati, shvativ拧i da mladom sve膰eniku nitko nije rekao u njihovoj 拧ifri. <br /> Ali prije nego 拧to uspije objasniti, mladi sve膰enik uvrije膽eno nastavi: <br /> - "Ne znam za拧to je to vama smije拧no. Pa i va拧a je 啪ena ovaj tjedan ve膰 dvaput pala!" </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Ivna+Dori%C4%87">Ivna Dori膰</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/seks">Seks</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="4" data-id="64468" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64468"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 4,22 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Ispovijed","Starom je sve膰eniku dosadilo svojim 啪upljanima stalno davati oprost za grijehe preljuba pa im se za vrijeme jedne mise obrati: \r\n- \"Ako jo拧 jednom 膷ujem da je netko izvr拧io preljub, tra啪ite si novog sve膰enika!\" \r\nKako su ga 啪upljani jako voljeli, dogovore se da 膰e od sada za preljub na ispovijedi govoriti da su pali. \r\nNo, nakon nekog vremena stari sve膰enik umre i na njegovo mjesto do膽e mladi sve膰enik. \r\n\r\nNakon dvadesetak dana posjeti mladi sve膰enik gradona膷elnika i re膷e mu: \r\n- \"Gradona膷elni膷e, morate brzo ne拧to u膷initi s plo膷nikom, 啪upljani mi se na ispovijedi stalno 啪ale da su pali.\" \r\nGradona膷elnik se po膷ne smijati, shvativ拧i da mladom sve膰eniku nitko nije rekao u njihovoj 拧ifri. \r\nAli prije nego 拧to uspije objasniti, mladi sve膰enik uvrije膽eno nastavi: \r\n- \"Ne znam za拧to je to vama smije拧no. Pa i va拧a je 啪ena ovaj tjedan ve膰 dvaput pala!\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64468"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64468#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64468);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64468"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64465"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #983b59"> <a class="link-white " href="/64465" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Ventilator</a> <div class="joke-tag pull-right"> <img src="/img/icon5.png" width="70px" alt=""> </div> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> Umro Mujo i Fata mu kod sanduka re膷e:<br /> - "Dabogda se okren'o u grobu onoliko puta kolko si me puta prevario."<br /> Nakon nekog vremena umre i Fata i do膽e kod Boga te ga pita:<br /> - "Gdje je moj mu啪 Mujo?"<br /> A Bog 膰e:<br /> - "Mujo ventilator?" </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Pave">Pave</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/haso-fata-mujo">Haso, Fata, Mujo</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="4" data-id="64465" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64465"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 4,21 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Ventilator","Umro Mujo i Fata mu kod sanduka re膷e:\r\n- \"Dabogda se okren'o u grobu onoliko puta kolko si me puta prevario.\"\r\nNakon nekog vremena umre i Fata i do膽e kod Boga te ga pita:\r\n- \"Gdje je moj mu啪 Mujo?\"\r\nA Bog 膰e:\r\n- \"Mujo ventilator?\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64465"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64465#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64465);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64465"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64443"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #4d648d"> <a class="link-white " href="/64443" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Novi Zakon</a> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> - U BiH uveden novi zakon u bolnicama, od sad za vrijeme poroda u porodili拧tima osim mu啪eva mogu da budu prisutni i o膷evi. </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=derim">derim</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/crni-humor">Crni humor</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="4" data-id="64443" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64443"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 3,90 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Novi Zakon","- U BiH uveden novi zakon u bolnicama, od sad za vrijeme poroda u porodili拧tima osim mu啪eva mogu da budu prisutni i o膷evi.",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64443"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64443#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64443);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64443"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64462"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #4d648d"> <a class="link-white " href="/64462" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Sport u BiH</a> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> Sportske discipline u BiH:<br /> - dizanje kredita,<br /> - preskakanje rata,<br /> - plivanje u dugovima,<br /> - tr膷anje za 啪irantima. </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Aadnan">Aadnan</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/crni-humor">Crni humor</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="4" data-id="64462" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64462"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 3,67 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Sport u BiH","Sportske discipline u BiH:\r\n- dizanje kredita,\r\n- preskakanje rata,\r\n- plivanje u dugovima,\r\n- tr膷anje za 啪irantima.",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64462"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64462#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64462);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64462"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64463"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #352bcf"> <a class="link-white " href="/64463" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Dino u Beogradu</a> <div class="joke-tag pull-right"> <img src="/img/icon5.png" width="70px" alt=""> </div> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> Uhvatili Srbi zlatnog Dinu Merlina u Beogradu a njima Dino veli:<br /> - "Pustite me, ispunit 膰u vam tri arene!" </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=masha">masha</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/glupi">Glupi</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="5" data-id="64463" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64463"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 4,64 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Dino u Beogradu","Uhvatili Srbi zlatnog Dinu Merlina u Beogradu a njima Dino veli:\r\n- \"Pustite me, ispunit 膰u vam tri arene!\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64463"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64463#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64463);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64463"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64425"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #f9ae34"> <a class="link-white " href="/64425" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Ba拧膷ar拧ija</a> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> Plavu拧a,turista,obilazi Ba拧膷ar拧iju. Odjednom iznad proleti Boing 747 koji se spu拧ta na Butmir. Plavu拧a re膷e prijateljici:<br /> - "Kakva buka! 艩teta 拧to su Turci Ba拧膷ar拧iju sagradili tako blizu aerodroma!" </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Bla%C5%BEi%C4%87+S.">Bla啪i膰 S.</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/plavuse">Plavu拧e</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="2" data-id="64425" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64425"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 2,34 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Ba拧膷ar拧ija","Plavu拧a,turista,obilazi Ba拧膷ar拧iju. Odjednom iznad proleti Boing 747 koji se spu拧ta na Butmir. Plavu拧a re膷e prijateljici:\r\n- \"Kakva buka! 艩teta 拧to su Turci Ba拧膷ar拧iju sagradili tako blizu aerodroma!\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64425"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64425#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64425);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64425"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64430"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #b138ee"> <a class="link-white " href="/64430" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Dug</a> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> Sjede mu啪 i 啪ena na klupi u parku i ka啪e 啪ena:<br /> - "Kako je romanti膷no, na 拧ta te podsje膰aju ove zvijezde i mjesec?"<br /> Mu啪:<br /> - "Uh du啪an sam hod啪i hiljadu maraka." </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=aida">aida</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/religija">Religija</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="3" data-id="64430" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64430"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 2,82 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Dug","Sjede mu啪 i 啪ena na klupi u parku i ka啪e 啪ena:\r\n- \"Kako je romanti膷no, na 拧ta te podsje膰aju ove zvijezde i mjesec?\"\r\nMu啪:\r\n- \"Uh du啪an sam hod啪i hiljadu maraka.\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64430"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64430#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64430);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64430"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64435"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #352bcf"> <a class="link-white " href="/64435" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Perica</a> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> - Idu dvije ziherice putem i jedna ka啪e drugoj:<br /> - "Vru膰e mi je." <br /> A druga 膰e:<br /> - "Pa otkop膷aj se." </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Emir+">Emir </a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/glupi">Glupi</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="3" data-id="64435" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64435"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 3,23 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Perica","- Idu dvije ziherice putem i jedna ka啪e drugoj:\r\n- \"Vru膰e mi je.\" \r\nA druga 膰e:\r\n- \"Pa otkop膷aj se.\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64435"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64435#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64435);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64435"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64401"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #de94e4"> <a class="link-white " href="/64401" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Kondom</a> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> Do膽e momak u du膰an i pita radnicu:<br /> - "Imate li kondome s ukusom maline?" <br /> - "Nemamo." <br /> - "A s ukusom jagode?"<br /> - "Nemamo."<br /> - "A s ukusom jabuke?" <br /> - "Nemamo." <br /> Stoji deda sa strane i ka啪e momku: <br /> - "Alo mali o'拧 ti je*at il pravit kompot?" </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Andrey_81">Andrey_81</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/seks">Seks</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="3" data-id="64401" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64401"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 2,87 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Kondom","Do膽e momak u du膰an i pita radnicu:\r\n- \"Imate li kondome s ukusom maline?\" \r\n- \"Nemamo.\" \r\n- \"A s ukusom jagode?\"\r\n- \"Nemamo.\"\r\n- \"A s ukusom jabuke?\" \r\n- \"Nemamo.\" \r\n Stoji deda sa strane i ka啪e momku: \r\n- \"Alo mali o'拧 ti je*at il pravit kompot?\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64401"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64401#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64401);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64401"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64405"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #352bcf"> <a class="link-white " href="/64405" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Vidovnjaci</a> <div class="joke-tag pull-right"> <img src="/img/icon5.png" width="70px" alt=""> </div> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> - Ako su tako sigurni u svoje natprirodne sposobnosti, za拧to se onda vidovnjaci ne klade u kladionicama i ne igraju Loto? </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Medo">Medo</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/glupi">Glupi</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="4" data-id="64405" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64405"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 4,29 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Vidovnjaci","- Ako su tako sigurni u svoje natprirodne sposobnosti, za拧to se onda vidovnjaci ne klade u kladionicama i ne igraju Loto?",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64405"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64405#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64405);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64405"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64409"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #983b59"> <a class="link-white " href="/64409" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Aerodrom</a> <div class="joke-tag pull-right"> <img src="/img/icon5.png" width="70px" alt=""> </div> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> Zaposlili se Mujo i Haso kao piloti u Oru啪anim snagama Bosne i Hercegovine pa krenuli na svoj prvi let.<br /> Kada su me膽utim trebali sletiti na mostarski aerodrom, vidjeli oni da je pista mnogo kra膰a nego 拧to su u膷ili na obuci.<br /> Spustili su nekako avion, aktivirali sve ko膷nice, za拧kripale su i zadimile se gume, a avion produ啪io preko rubnika, probio ogradu i jedva se nekako zaustavio na livadi iza piste.<br /> - "Jebo majku svoju, kako su napravili ovu pistu!" - opsovao Mujo na kraju, skidaju膰i kacigu.<br /> - "Nema vi拧e od 100 metara!"<br /> - "Ba拧." - dodao Haso, bri拧u膰i znoj.<br /> - "Al glavno da im je 拧iroka kilometar...!?" </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Mrljavac">Mrljavac</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/haso-fata-mujo">Haso, Fata, Mujo</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="4" data-id="64409" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64409"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 4,18 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Aerodrom","Zaposlili se Mujo i Haso kao piloti u Oru啪anim snagama Bosne i Hercegovine pa krenuli na svoj prvi let.\r\nKada su me膽utim trebali sletiti na mostarski aerodrom, vidjeli oni da je pista mnogo kra膰a nego 拧to su u膷ili na obuci.\r\nSpustili su nekako avion, aktivirali sve ko膷nice, za拧kripale su i zadimile se gume, a avion produ啪io preko rubnika, probio ogradu i jedva se nekako zaustavio na livadi iza piste.\r\n- \"Jebo majku svoju, kako su napravili ovu pistu!\" - opsovao Mujo na kraju, skidaju膰i kacigu.\r\n- \"Nema vi拧e od 100 metara!\"\r\n- \"Ba拧.\" - dodao Haso, bri拧u膰i znoj.\r\n- \"Al glavno da im je 拧iroka kilometar...!?\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64409"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64409#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64409);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64409"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64341"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #c0b5c5"> <a class="link-white " href="/64341" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Cigo</a> <div class="joke-tag pull-right"> <img src="/img/icon5.png" width="70px" alt=""> </div> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> Pitaju cigu:<br /> - "Cigo jesi li kad 拧evio medicinsku sestru?" <br /> Cigo:<br /> - "Nisam medicinsku, ali jesam ovu pravu." </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=jeru">jeru</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/narodi">Narodi</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="4" data-id="64341" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64341"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 4,42 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Cigo","Pitaju cigu:\r\n- \"Cigo jesi li kad 拧evio medicinsku sestru?\" \r\nCigo:\r\n- \"Nisam medicinsku, ali jesam ovu pravu.\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64341"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64341#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64341);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64341"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64362"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #11aac4"> <a class="link-white " href="/64362" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Recesija</a> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> TV ekipa pravi intrviju sa cigom ispred nekog tr啪nog centra:<br /> - "Recite nam, da li ste bolje 啪ivjeli u Titovo doba ili sada?"<br /> - "Bolje je bilo u Titovo doba! Nabavi拧 mesa, salame, kozmetike, deterd啪ent..."<br /> - "A sada?"<br /> - "Sada ni拧ta, kamera ovde, kamera onde..." </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Medo">Medo</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/novinski">Novinski</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="3" data-id="64362" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64362"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 3,42 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Recesija","TV ekipa pravi intrviju sa cigom ispred nekog tr啪nog centra:\r\n- \"Recite nam, da li ste bolje 啪ivjeli u Titovo doba ili sada?\"\r\n- \"Bolje je bilo u Titovo doba! Nabavi拧 mesa, salame, kozmetike, deterd啪ent...\"\r\n- \"A sada?\"\r\n- \"Sada ni拧ta, kamera ovde, kamera onde...\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64362"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64362#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64362);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64362"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64363"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #11aac4"> <a class="link-white " href="/64363" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Blic krig</a> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> - 艩pansko Udru啪enje oboljelih od bolesti prostate je uputilo o拧tar protest klubu FC Real Madrid zbog de拧avanja na sino膰noj utakmici Real-Dinamo. Naime, 膷lanovi udru啪enja zamjeraju fudbalerima Reala da nisu imali razumjevanja prema 膷lanovima udru啪enja koji redovno kasne na po膷etak utakmice jer se pre utakmice moraju olak拧ati u WCu te su za devet minuta propustili 膷ak tri gola! </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Medo">Medo</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/novinski">Novinski</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="4" data-id="64363" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64363"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 3,89 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Blic krig","- 艩pansko Udru啪enje oboljelih od bolesti prostate je uputilo o拧tar protest klubu FC Real Madrid zbog de拧avanja na sino膰noj utakmici Real-Dinamo. Naime, 膷lanovi udru啪enja zamjeraju fudbalerima Reala da nisu imali razumjevanja prema 膷lanovima udru啪enja koji redovno kasne na po膷etak utakmice jer se pre utakmice moraju olak拧ati u WCu te su za devet minuta propustili 膷ak tri gola!",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64363"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64363#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64363);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64363"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64334"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #983b59"> <a class="link-white " href="/64334" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;"> Varanje</a> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> Upecao Mujo zlatnu ribicu, a ona mu ka啪e:<br /> - "Ako me pusti拧 ispuni膰u ti tri 啪elje!"<br /> Mujo je pusti pa ka啪e:<br /> - "Prva 啪elja mi je da me Fata ne vara, druga, ako me i vara da ja to ne znam, tre膰a ako i znam da se ne sekiram mnogo!" </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=VUK+STRASNI">VUK STRASNI</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/haso-fata-mujo">Haso, Fata, Mujo</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="3" data-id="64334" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64334"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 3,07 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare(" Varanje","Upecao Mujo zlatnu ribicu, a ona mu ka啪e:\r\n- \"Ako me pusti拧 ispuni膰u ti tri 啪elje!\"\r\nMujo je pusti pa ka啪e:\r\n- \"Prva 啪elja mi je da me Fata ne vara, druga, ako me i vara da ja to ne znam, tre膰a ako i znam da se ne sekiram mnogo!\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64334"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64334#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64334);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64334"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64335"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #352bcf"> <a class="link-white " href="/64335" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Ironija</a> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> - Ironija je kad si crnac a preziva拧 se White. </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=mle">mle</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/glupi">Glupi</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="3" data-id="64335" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64335"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 2,66 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Ironija","- Ironija je kad si crnac a preziva拧 se White.",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64335"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64335#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64335);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64335"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64338"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #9dae11"> <a class="link-white " href="/64338" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Kletva</a> <div class="joke-tag pull-right"> <img src="/img/icon5.png" width="70px" alt=""> </div> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> - Koja je najnovija kletva?<br /> - Dabogda gledao utakmicu Premijer lige BiH! </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Sinny+Boy">Sinny Boy</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/pitanje-odgovor">Pitanje Odgovor</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="5" data-id="64338" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64338"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 4,67 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Kletva","- Koja je najnovija kletva?\r\n- Dabogda gledao utakmicu Premijer lige BiH!",this); 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return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64311"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64311#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64311);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64311"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64312"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #c0b5c5"> <a class="link-white " href="/64312" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Dvori拧te</a> <div class="joke-tag pull-right"> <img src="/img/icon5.png" width="70px" alt=""> </div> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> - Za拧to piro膰anac ne malteri拧e ku膰u?<br /> - Da mo bude ve膰e dvori拧te! </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=VUK+STRASNI">VUK STRASNI</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/narodi">Narodi</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="4" data-id="64312" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64312"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 4,29 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Dvori拧te","- Za拧to piro膰anac ne malteri拧e ku膰u?\r\n- Da mo bude ve膰e dvori拧te!",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64312"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64312#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64312);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64312"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64314"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #9dae11"> <a class="link-white " href="/64314" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Ravnica</a> <div class="joke-tag pull-right"> <img src="/img/icon5.png" width="70px" alt=""> </div> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> - 艩ta pjeva cura koja nema sise? <br /> - Ne dirajte mi ravnicu! </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=joker">joker</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/pitanje-odgovor">Pitanje Odgovor</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="5" data-id="64314" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64314"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 4,62 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Ravnica","- 艩ta pjeva cura koja nema sise? \r\n- Ne dirajte mi ravnicu!",this); 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Oko 10 sati jedan referent se obra膰a drugom:<br /> - "Kolega, probudite se! Da li 膰e te i膰i sa mnom na doru膷ak ili 膰ete jo拧 raditi!" </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Bla%C5%BEi%C4%87+S.">Bla啪i膰 S.</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/glupi">Glupi</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="3" data-id="64303" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64303"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 2,76 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Referenti","Kancelarija nekih referenata u zgradi Savjeta ministara BiH. Oko 10 sati jedan referent se obra膰a drugom:\r\n- \"Kolega, probudite se! Da li 膰e te i膰i sa mnom na doru膷ak ili 膰ete jo拧 raditi!\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64303"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64303#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64303);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64303"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64304"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #352bcf"> <a class="link-white " href="/64304" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Vrata</a> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> 艩ta ka啪u voza膷i Yuge suvoza膷ima koji u膽u u auto?<br /> - "Mora拧 malo ja膷e!" </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Bla%C5%BEi%C4%87+S.">Bla啪i膰 S.</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/glupi">Glupi</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="3" data-id="64304" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64304"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 2,77 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Vrata","艩ta ka啪u voza膷i Yuge suvoza膷ima koji u膽u u auto?\r\n- \"Mora拧 malo ja膷e!\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64304"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64304#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64304);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64304"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64307"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #9dae11"> <a class="link-white " href="/64307" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Zimska</a> <div class="joke-tag pull-right"> <img src="/img/icon5.png" width="70px" alt=""> </div> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> Do拧ao 沤ak kod vulkanizera i pita ga ovaj:<br /> - "Da vam stavim zimske?"<br /> A 沤ak odgovara:<br /> - "Paaa, mo啪e jedno 20 deka." </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Hamster">Hamster</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/pitanje-odgovor">Pitanje Odgovor</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="4" data-id="64307" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64307"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 4,29 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Zimska","Do拧ao 沤ak kod vulkanizera i pita ga ovaj:\r\n- \"Da vam stavim zimske?\"\r\nA 沤ak odgovara:\r\n- \"Paaa, mo啪e jedno 20 deka.\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64307"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64307#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64307);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64307"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64293"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #c0b5c5"> <a class="link-white " href="/64293" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">KINA</a> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> Vijesti iz svijeta:<br /> - "U Kini se potukle dvije obitelji, najmanje dvjesto ozlije膽enih." </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Pave">Pave</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/narodi">Narodi</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="4" data-id="64293" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64293"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 3,96 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("KINA","Vijesti iz svijeta:\r\n- \"U Kini se potukle dvije obitelji, najmanje dvjesto ozlije膽enih.\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64293"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64293#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64293);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64293"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64294"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #b138ee"> <a class="link-white " href="/64294" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">Ispovijed</a> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> Mladi sve膰enik prvi put ispovijeda. Do njega, u drugoj ispovijedaonici sjedi stari 啪upnik i poma啪e mu ako gdje zapne. <br /> Dolazi jedan 膷ovjek na ispovijed i ka啪e:<br /> - "O膷e, sagrije拧io sam, bio sam u javnoj ku膰i."<br /> Mladi sve膰enig nije znao 拧ta da mu da za pokoru te pita starijeg:<br /> - "沤upni膷e, koliko ono ti daje拧 za javnu ku膰u?"<br /> - "Sto eura!" </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=Pave">Pave</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/religija">Religija</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="2" data-id="64294" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64294"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 2,09 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("Ispovijed","Mladi sve膰enik prvi put ispovijeda. Do njega, u drugoj ispovijedaonici sjedi stari 啪upnik i poma啪e mu ako gdje zapne. \r\nDolazi jedan 膷ovjek na ispovijed i ka啪e:\r\n- \"O膷e, sagrije拧io sam, bio sam u javnoj ku膰i.\"\r\nMladi sve膰enig nije znao 拧ta da mu da za pokoru te pita starijeg:\r\n- \"沤upni膷e, koliko ono ti daje拧 za javnu ku膰u?\"\r\n- \"Sto eura!\"",this); return false;" data-href="https://vicevi.net/site/joke/?id=64294"><img class="icon-share red-tooltip" src="/img/user/podijeli.png" alt="" title="Podijeli" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="comment-joke" href="/64294#komentar"><img class="icon-comment red-tooltip" src="/img/user/komentari.png" alt="" title="Komentiraj" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="favorite-joke" href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="Main.Joke.like(64294);"><img class="icon-favorite red-tooltip" src="/img/user/favorit.png" alt="" title="Favorit" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> <div style="display:inline" class="joke-modal-home"> <a class="show-modal-btn" value="/site/joke-report?id=64294"><img class="icon-flag red-tooltip" src="/img/user/prijavi.png" alt="" title="Prijavi kao neprimjereno" data-toggle="tooltip"></a> </div> </div> </div> </div>  <div id="modal" class="fade modal" role="dialog" tabindex="-1"> <div class="modal-dialog modal-md"> <div class="modal-content"> <div id="modalHeader" class="modal-header"> <button type="button" class="close" data-dismiss="modal" aria-hidden="true">×</button> <h4 class="pull-left">Razlog za prijavu vica</h4> </div> <div class="modal-body"> <div id='modalContent'></div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div data-key="64302"> <div class="item item-append"> <div class="box-shadow"> <div class="panel-heading heading" style="background: #58fcc1"> <a class="link-white " href="/64302" style="display: inline-block;color:white;text-align:right;">2. set?</a> </div> <div class="panel panel-default prvi"> <div class="panel-body">  <div class="row"> </div> </div>   <div class="row joke-home"> <div class="col-xs-12"> - Prvi set je zavr拧io 6:2, mo啪e li mi netko re膰i kako je zavr拧io 2. set izme膽u Portugala i BiH? </div> </div>   <div class="row top-bottom-padding-10px side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <a class="link" href="/site/author?username=srkyri">srkyri</a> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <a id="pink" class="link" href="/sport">Sport</a> </div> </div> </div>  <div class="item-footer"> <hr class="home-joke-hr"/>  <div class="row side-padding-15px"> <div class="col-xs-12"> <div class="pull-left"> <div class="rating-raty"> <form id="rating-form" action="/site/rate" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="_csrf" value="kxzRMztWev70opkL1S7EY_29IrwpkUmT4eWYTc2j50jyeZNabidItKPo2mO5QZAXt9Fn8mXSceSZ1agnjpKkGg=="> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_rating required"> <div id="jokerating-joke_rating" class="star" data-url="/site/rate" data-score="3" data-id="64302" onclick="Main.Joke.rate(this)" aria-required="true"></div> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-joke_id required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-joke_id" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[joke_id]" value="64302"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> <div class="form-group field-jokerating-ip required"> <input type="hidden" id="jokerating-ip" class="form-control" name="JokeRating[ip]" value="8.222.208.146"> <div class="help-block"></div> </div> </form> </div> <div class="rating-number"> 2,59 </div> </div> <div class="pull-right"> <div style="display:inline"> <a class="share-joke" href="/site/#" style="color:gray" onclick="Main.Joke.FBshare("2. set?","- Prvi set je zavr拧io 6:2, mo啪e li mi netko re膰i kako je zavr拧io 2. set izme膽u Portugala i BiH?",this); 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