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class='tweet emj'><a href="https://x.com/_R1910" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">@_R1910</a> これ使いたい、っての探してたけど<span class="f17 c09">全部積極的に使っていきたい言葉しかなかった</span></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/jojo21_matu/status/1179417803255926791" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2019-10-03 00:28:11</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box'> <div class='del_box'> <span>このツイートは権利者によって削除されています。</span> </div> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='4' data-id='1179528045742288901'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/daiP_Tetoku' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="2" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="1" /> <strong class="emj">ダイ</strong> <span class="status_name">@daiP_Tetoku</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><a href="https://x.com/_R1910" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">@_R1910</a> <a href="https://x.com/morino_MK2_ver7" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">@morino_MK2_ver7</a> <span class="f17 c09">名言と迷言と謎言が混ざっててカオス具合がよく分かります。あとカルタ買いたい。</span></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/daiP_Tetoku/status/1179528045742288901" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2019-10-03 07:46:15</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='5' data-id='1179522536905703424'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/McpoNutsin' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="3" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="1" /> <strong class="emj">NutsIn先任曹長</strong> <span class="status_name">@McpoNutsin</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><a href="https://x.com/_R1910" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">@_R1910</a> 見ただけで<span class="f17 c09">狂気が感染しそう……。</span></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/McpoNutsin/status/1179522536905703424" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2019-10-03 07:24:21</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='6' data-id='1179463684734640128'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/moinger_z' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="4" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="1" /> <strong class="emj">終了したmoi</strong> <span class="status_name">@moinger_z</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><span class="f17 c09">神がかった語彙力に笑いが止まんねぇ </span><span class="f17 c09"><a href="https://t.co/Nie5kx63wf" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">twitter.com/_R1910/status/…</a></span></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/moinger_z/status/1179463684734640128" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2019-10-03 03:30:30</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='7' data-id='1179548127721709568'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/suisoukan_aoki' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="5" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="1" /> <strong class="emj">青　々</strong> <span class="status_name">@suisoukan_aoki</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><span class="f17 c09">声に出して読みたい日本語</span></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/suisoukan_aoki/status/1179548127721709568" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2019-10-03 09:06:03</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='8' data-id='1179535992648126465'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/FPV30' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="6" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="1" /> <strong class="emj">FPV</strong> <span class="status_name">@FPV30</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><a href="https://x.com/_R1910" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">@_R1910</a> <a href="https://x.com/shikidoji" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">@shikidoji</a> これは・・・・ <span class="f17 c09">新たなSAN値チェックシートか何かですか？共感できる物の数でSAN値判定出来るとか・・・vv</span></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/FPV30/status/1179535992648126465" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2019-10-03 08:17:50</a> </span> </span> </div> <div data-index="9"> <div class="type_markdown"> <h3 class="md-h-2" data-h-index="0"><span class="c10 f13">名言が続々登場しすぎ。</span></h3> <hr /> </div> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='10' data-id='1179453557856075776'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/mofumofusiokara' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="7" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="1" /> <strong class="emj">ナさん</strong> <span class="status_name">@mofumofusiokara</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><a href="https://x.com/_R1910" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">@_R1910</a> 個人的に<span class="f17 c15">トゥンクそしてヒャアがツボです</span></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/mofumofusiokara/status/1179453557856075776" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2019-10-03 02:50:16</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='11' data-id='1179547657401880577'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/amatsu_infinity' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="8" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="1" /> <strong class="emj">アマツX</strong> <span class="status_name">@amatsu_infinity</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><span class="f17 c15">「歯に絹着せてくれ」</span>が好き</p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/amatsu_infinity/status/1179547657401880577" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2019-10-03 09:04:11</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='12' data-id='1179551204436627456'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/Margrete_F_sub' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="9" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="1" /> <strong class="emj">丸(サブ垢)</strong> <span class="status_name">@Margrete_F_sub</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'>歯に絹が気になって<span class="f17 c15">本筋がわからん <a href="https://t.co/V7nCIMe2cW" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">twitter.com/_R1910/status/…</a></span></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/Margrete_F_sub/status/1179551204436627456" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2019-10-03 09:18:16</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='13' data-id='1179551364025729024'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/arika15823' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="10" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="1" /> <strong class="emj">アリカ</strong> <span class="status_name">@arika15823</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><a href="https://x.com/_R1910" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">@_R1910</a> <span class="f17 c15">マイユーモアに首ったけ</span>好き</p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/arika15823/status/1179551364025729024" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2019-10-03 09:18:54</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='14' data-id='1179547989733343234'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/isirero' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="11" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="1" /> <strong class="emj">ｲｼﾚﾛ/isirero</strong> <span class="status_name">@isirero</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><span class="f17 c15">よりにもよりやがって、なんかロボアニメ感ある</span></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/isirero/status/1179547989733343234" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2019-10-03 09:05:30</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='15' data-id='1179529652764721152'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/naotaro_15242' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="12" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="1" /> <strong class="emj">なーわ　🤷‍♂️💭👑💙</strong> <span class="status_name">@naotaro_15242</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><span class="f17 c15">鶴瓶なのか？でもうダメだった </span><span class="f17 c15"><a href="https://t.co/QJw3Ngy4VU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">twitter.com/_R1910/status/…</a></span></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/naotaro_15242/status/1179529652764721152" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2019-10-03 07:52:38</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='16' data-id='1179398998064599041'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/yt00k' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="13" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="1" /> <strong class="emj">yousuké@ビースト戦士</strong> <span class="status_name">@yt00k</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><span class="f17 c15">取引先に乳首を送るな</span> に草ｗ <span class="f17 c15"><a href="https://t.co/KT2Bq3C1X9" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">twitter.com/_R1910/status/…</a></span></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/yt00k/status/1179398998064599041" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2019-10-02 23:13:27</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='17' data-id='1179551657081729024'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/EIJU1o1' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="14" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="1" /> <strong class="emj">EIJU@おつぽよ</strong> <span class="status_name">@EIJU1o1</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'>取引先に乳首送ろうとした人がいるのか、送った人がいるのか</p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/EIJU1o1/status/1179551657081729024" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2019-10-03 09:20:04</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='18' data-id='1179398524548587522'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/amor_knp' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="15" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="1" /> <strong class="emj">ｶﾝﾋﾟｮｳ</strong> <span class="status_name">@amor_knp</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><a href="https://x.com/_R1910" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">@_R1910</a> <span class="f17 c15">背に膀胱は変えられぬ</span> 好き</p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/amor_knp/status/1179398524548587522" 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