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itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/003/188/411/large/emerson-tung-hekaton-color-2nobg.jpg?1470804028' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='3027622945903096662' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='3318929476944413241' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='3318929476944413241'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='https://slightadjustments.blogspot.com/2020/06/you-dont-make-friends-with-magnets.html'>You Don't Make Friends With Magnets</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-3318929476944413241' itemprop='description articleBody'>  <html> <head> <style> img.gallery { width: 100% } figure.gallery { text-align: center } </style> </head> <body> <figure class=gallery> <img class="gallery" src="https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/003/188/411/large/emerson-tung-hekaton-color-2nobg.jpg?1470804028"/> <figcaption><a href="https://www.artstation.com/artwork/lVAV" rel="nofollow">EW-02 Hekaton - Emerson Tung</a></figcaption> </figure> <br /> <br /> <button onclick='newPilot()'>SOUND OFF</button> <br /><br /> <div id='pilot_output'></div> <br /><br /> <button onclick='newMech()'>ALL UNITS READY</button> <br /><br /> <div id='mech_output'></div> <br /><br /> <i><div id='mech_tagline'></div></i> <br /> <hr /> <br /> Roll 1d6+stat when success isn't guaranteed, but still possible<br /> 1 or less: failure<br /> 2-5: partial success<br /> 6 or more: success<br /> <br /> Rolling a 1 or a 6 on the die gets that result anyway<br /> Depending on the situation, you might just succeed or fail<br /> Go with whatever makes sense, rather than what the rules say<br /> <br /> Roll <b>+aim</b> to try hit something far away, to hit an exact point, or when hitting a barn-sized kaiju is questionable<br /> 1- : Whiff<br /> 2-5: Close enough<br /> 6+ : Bullseye!<br /> <br /> Roll <b>+reliable</b> when acting under non-optimal circumstances or repairing<br /> 1- : What's that burning smell?<br /> 2-5: Normal wear-and-tear<br /> 6+ : Smooth sailing<br /> <br /> Roll <b>+speed</b> to act before something happens<br /> 1- : No chance<br /> 2-5: Almost too late<br /> 6+ : Just in time<br /> <br /> Roll <b>+ammo</b> to see if you need to reload (might be bullets, missiles, fuel, recharging)<br /> 1- : *click-click-click*<br /> 2-5: One more shot<br /> 6+ : Plenty of juice<br /> <br /> Roll <b>+defence</b> when you get hit somewhere. Take -1 to the roll per Category (see below)<br /> 1- : *crunch*<br /> 2-5: It can be fixed...<br /> 6+ : You're fine<br /> <br /> Roll <b>+cost</b> when you repair or resupply (this stat is backwards)<br /> 1- : You're good for it<br /> 2-5: It's on your tab<br /> 6+ : Time to pay up<br /> <br /> Deal <b>1d6+damage</b> when you attack a kaiju's Weak Point<br /> Otherwise, deal 1 damage<br /> Using a weapon in an advantagous way deals 1+damage, or sometimes 1d6+damage<br /> The Weak Point of a kaiju is usually exposed just after they use their Special Ability<br /> <br /> Deal <b>+[element]</b> (fire, electric, acid, poison) instead of +damage when you attack a kaiju that is weak to that element.<br /> <br /><br /> <a href="https://crateredland.blogspot.com/2020/06/kaiju-in-survival-paradigm.html" rel="nofollow">Here</a> <a href="http://roll1d12.blogspot.com/2012/08/gigantic-monsters.html" rel="nofollow">are</a> <a href="https://crateredland.blogspot.com/2020/03/giant-robots-deserve-giant-monsters.html" rel="nofollow">a</a> <a href="https://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=kaiju" rel="nofollow">few</a> <a href="http://rememberdismove.blogspot.com/2017/03/kaiju-generator.html" rel="nofollow">things</a> <a href="https://infinitemachinegames.tumblr.com/post/144706375637/random-kaiju-generator-by-michael-harrel-a" rel="nofollow">to</a> <a href="https://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=strangegod" rel="nofollow">kill</a> <br /> <br /> Category sizes: <ol> <li>Bus</li> <li>Building</li> <li>City Block</li> <li>Small City</li> <li>Cloud-scraping</li> </ol> Kaiju can take 6 damage per Category before being harmed by attacks. By <i>default</i>, they destroy pretty much whatever they attack, so it's on <i>you</i> to stay alive. Run away, find cover, sacrifice your weaponry, your mech, your friends. Bait it into using it's Special Move, then go for the throat. Good luck out there.<br /> <br /> <button onclick='show_tables()'>Show tables</button> <br /><br /> <div id='show_tables'></div> <br /><br /> <b>Gallery</b><br /> <br /> <figure class=gallery> <img class="gallery" href="" src="https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/019/833/350/large/alex-ichim-wr4.jpg?1565193499"/> <figcaption><a href="https://www.artstation.com/artwork/8lyVB6" rel="nofollow">Wreckage Riders - Alex Ichim</a></figcaption> </figure> <br /> <figure class=gallery> <img class="gallery" src="https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/004/664/541/large/antoine-collignon-1.jpg?1525188235"/> <figcaption><a href="https://www.artstation.com/artwork/laYWG" rel="nofollow">Maintenance - Antoine Collignon</a></figcaption> </figure> <br /> <figure class=gallery> <img class="gallery" src="https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/008/774/630/4k/hue-teo-sketching-from-imagination.jpg?1515229499"/> <figcaption><a href="https://www.artstation.com/artwork/OYKz6" rel="nofollow">Mech Illustration - Hue Teo</a></figcaption> </figure> <br /> <figure class=gallery> <img class="gallery" src="https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/000/136/912/large/alex-ichim-merc-patrol.jpg?1443931547"/> <figcaption><a href="https://www.artstation.com/artwork/qWwy" rel="nofollow">Merc Patrol - Alex Ichim</a></figcaption> </figure> <br /> <figure class=gallery> <img class="gallery" src="https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/026/937/864/4k/hue-teo-mechs3.jpg?1590142591"/> <figcaption><a href="https://www.artstation.com/artwork/L2nP45" rel="nofollow">Mechs & Bots - Hue Teo</a></figcaption> </figure> <br /> <figure class=gallery> <img class="gallery" src="https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/007/277/333/large/alex-ichim-4sketches.jpg?1505040995"/> <figcaption><a href="https://www.artstation.com/artwork/XvKKl" rel="nofollow">Mech Sketches - Alex Ichim</a></figcaption> </figure> <br /> 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CLOSER`,`DAVID BOWIE`,`PUMP THE BRAKES`,`REMOVE THE BRAKES`,`MEGATON WIPEOUT`,`CONTENT WARNING`,`SUPER CREEPS`,`SLOOW DOWN`,`FINISH LINE`,`MECH WITH NO NAME`,`I AM THE TORTOISE YOU ARE THE HARE`,`CEASE YOUR SALAD`,`LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM`,`JUST LIKE IN GURREN LAGANN (2007) DIR. HIROYUKI IMAISHI`,`PUBLIC HAIR`,`THE FOLY OF MEN`,`I AM THE EGGMAN`,`NEAT TRICK`,`YOU CAN'T SEE ME BUT I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING`,`SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A MECH FIGHT! ALL I BROUGHT WAS THIS VERY LARGE PIG`,`ULTIMA RATIO MOTHERFUCKERS`,`YE`,`I AM THE WALRUS`,`DIRT MERCHANT`,`YOU CANT CONTROL ME DAD`,`NOT KIDDING`,`THAT'LL DO DONKEY`,`LET ME SHOW YOU PICTURES OF MY CAT`,`';) DROP TABLE MECHS;--`,`LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE`,`BUST RUCKET`] //Damage = 2 //Most others = 1 //Cost = -1 var modifiers = [ // +1 new Part(`Breach-loading `, {damage: +1, ammo: -1}), new Part(`Double-barreled `, {damage: +1, ammo: -1}), new Part(`Triple-barreled `, {damage: +2, ammo: -2, speed: -1}), new Part(`Smart `, {aim: +2, reliable: -1}), new Part(`Electric `, {electric: +1}), new Part(`Incendiary `, {fire: +1}), new Part(`Corrosive `, {acid: +1}), new Part(`Toxic `, {poison: +1}), new Part(`Explosive `, {damage: +1, aim: +1, stealth: -1}), new Part(`Nanonic `, {damage: +1, cost: +1}), new Part(`Secondhand `, {cost: -1}), new Part(`Penetrating `, {}, "ignores armour"), new Part(`Assault `, {speed: +2, aim: -1}), new Part(`Volatile `, {damage: +1, reliable: -1}), new Part(`Armour-plated `, {defence: +2, speed: -1}), new Part(`Tactical `, {aim: +1, speed: +1, reliable: +1, damage: -1}), new Part(`Silenced `, {stealth: +2, speed: -1}), new Part(`Brutal `, {damage: +1, aim: -1}), new Part(`Focus `, {}, "teamwork = +1 damage"), new Part(`Dynamic `, {}, "quickdraw"), new Part(`Light `, {speed: +2, aim: +1, damage: -1}), new Part(`Heavy `, {damage: +1, defence: +1, ammo: -1, speed: -1}), new Part(`Scoped `, {aim: +3, speed: -2}), new Part(`Twin `, {damage: -1}, "two attacks"), new Part(`Spinal-mounted `, {damage: +2, speed: -2, aim: -1}), new Part(`Head-mounted `, {speed: +2, reliable: -1}), new Part(`Shoulder-mounted `, {reliable: +2, aim: -1}), new Part(`Adaptive `, {}, "reacts to defences"), new Part(`Kinetic `, {speed: +2, aim: -1}), new Part(`Ballistic `, {aim: +2, speed: -1}), new Part(`Streamlined `, {speed: +1, aim: +1, defence: -1}), new Part(`Supernal `, {damage: +1, random: +1, cost: +2}), new Part(`Dreaded `, {damage: +2, stealth: -2, cost: -1}), new Part(`Immaculate `, {reliable: +2, aim: +1, cost: +2}), new Part(`Orbital `, {damage: +3, aim: +2, speed: -5, cost: +2}), new Part(`Fully-automatic `, {damage: +2, ammo: -2, aim: -1}), new Part(`Vampiric `, {}, "absorbs power"), new Part(`Hardened `, {defence: +2, speed: -1}), new Part(`Reinforced `, {defence: +1, reliable: +1, aim: -1}), new Part(`Robust `, {reliable: +2, cost: +1}), new Part(`Rainbow `, {style: +1}), new Part(`Luminous `, {style: +1}), new Part(`Efficient `, {ammo: +2, reliable: -1}), new Part(`Omnidirectional `, {damage: -1, aim: +3}), new Part(`Custom `, {random: +2, reliable: -1}), new Part(`Supercooled `, {reliable: +2, speed: -1}), new Part(`Modular `, {reliable: +2, defence: -1}), new Part(`Cataclysmic `, {damage: +2, aim: -2, speed: -1}), new Part(`BF `, {damage: +2, aim: -3}), new Part(`Quantum `, {aim: +2, cost: +2}, "ignores cover"), new Part(`Nuclear `, {damage: +2, cost: +1, reliable: -1, legality: -1}), new Part(`Heat-seeking `, {aim: +1, speed: +1, ammo: -1}), new Part(`Laser-guided `, {aim: +2, reliable: -1}), new Part(`Ultimate `, {damage: +3, ammo: -4, reliable: -1}), ] var flaws = [ // -1 new Part(`Budget `, {reliable: -2, cost: -1}), new Part(`Cheap `, {reliable: -2, cost: -1}), new Part(`Surplus `, {random: -2, cost: -1}), new Part(`Antique `, {reliable: -1}), new Part(`Industrial `, {speed: -2, reliable: +1}), new Part(`Vintage `, {cost: +1}), new Part(`Retrofit `, {random: -1}), new Part(`Finicky `, {reliable: -1}), new Part(`Black-market `, {legality: -1}), new Part(`Unsanctioned `, {legality: -1}), new Part(`Prototype `, {damage: +1, reliable: -3}), new Part(`Low-tech `, {aim: -2, reliable: +1}), new Part(`Small `, {damage: -1, speed: +1}), new Part(`Uncalibrated `, {aim: -3, damage: +1}), new Part(`Malfunctioning `, {reliable: -1}), new Part(`Glitched `, {reliable: -2, random: +1}), new Part(`Radioactive `, {reliable: -1}), new Part(`Compromised `, {defence: -1}), new Part(`Vulnerable `, {defence: -1}), new Part(`Delicate `, {defence: -2, speed: +1}), new Part(`Outdated `, {cost: +1}), new Part(`Obsolete `, {random: -1}), new Part(`Sluggish `, {speed: -1}), new Part(`Unfocused `, {aim: -1}), new Part(`Low-velocity `, {speed: -1}), new Part(`Authorised `, {damage: -1, aim: +1}), new Part(`Wimpy `, {damage: -1, stealth: +1}), new Part(`Ugly `, {style: -1}), new Part(`Garbage `, {style: -1}), new Part(`Inelegant `, {aim: -1}), new Part(`Inefficient `, {ammo: -1}), new Part(`Jury-rigged `, {reliable: -1}), new Part(`Upcycled `, {damage: -1, cost: -1}), new Part(`Polymer `, {defence: -1}), new Part(`Mass-produced `, {damage: -1, cost: -1}), new Part(`Unshielded `, {defence: -1}), new Part(`Downactioned `, {random: -1}), new Part(`Ruined `, {damage: +1, random: -3}), new Part(`Juiced-up `, {reliable: -1}), new Part(`Allegedly-effective `, {reliable: -1}), new Part(`Knockoff `, {random: -1}), new Part(`Greebled `, {reliable: -1}), new Part(`Brown `, {style: -1}), new Part(`Noisy `, {stealth: -1}), new Part(`Cumbersome `, {speed: -1}), new Part(`Overheating `, {reliable: -1}), new Part(`Leaky `, {reliable: -1}), new Part(`Disposable `, {damage: +1, reliable: -3}), new Part(`Single-Use `, {damage: +1}, "can't be reloaded in battle"), new Part(`Detachable `, {damage: -1}, "pops right off"), new Part(`Civilian `, {damage: -1, reliable: +1}), new Part(`Borrowed `, {cost: +1}), ] var projectiles = [ // +1 new Part(`Thunder `, {damage: +1, stealth: -1}), new Part(`Power `, {damage: +1, aim: -1}), new Part(`Flak-`, {aim: +3, damage: -1}), new Part(`Thermal `, {fire: +1}), new Part(`Tracer `, {fire: +1}), new Part(`Fusion `, {damage: +1, fire: +1, ammo: -2}), new Part(`Volcano `, {fire: +2, aim: -1}), new Part(`Plasma `, {fire: +3, damage: -1}), new Part(`Shock `, {electric: +1}), new Part(`Storm `, {electric: +2, speed: -1}), new Part(`Zap-`, {electric: +2, aim: -1}), new Part(`Ion-`, {electric: +3, damage: -1}), new Part(`Needle `, {poison: +2, speed: -1}), new Part(`Necro-`, {poison: +3, damage: -1}), new Part(`Bio-`, {acid: +2, reliable: -1}), new Part(`Chem-`, {acid: +3, damage: -1}), new Part(`Shredder `, {wounding: +2, aim: -1}), new Part(`Monofilament `, {damage: +1, cost: +1}), new Part(`Laser `, {aim: -1, speed: +2}), new Part(`Photon `, {damage: -1, speed: +3}), new Part(`Neutron `, {damage: +1}, "don't cross the beams"), new Part(`Giga-`, {damage: +1, aim: -1}), new Part(`Mega-`, {damage: +1, speed: -1}), new Part(`Macro-`, {damage: +1, speed: -1}), new Part(`Multi-`, {aim: +2, ammo: -1}), new Part(`Auto-`, {speed: +1}), new Part(`Pulse `, {}, "charge-up = +1 damage"), new Part(`Doom-`, {damage: +1, speed: -1}), new Part(`Torpedo `, {damage: +1, speed: +1, ammo: -2}), new Part(`Missile `, {damage: +1, aim: +1, ammo: -2}), new Part(`Bomb `, {damage: +2, ammo: -3}), new Part(`Rocket `, {damage: +1, speed: +1, ammo: -2}), new Part(`Chain-`, {speed: +1}), new Part(`Gravity `, {knockback: +2, aim: -1}), new Part(`Gauss `, {stealth: +2, speed: -1}), new Part(`Vector `, {aim: +1}), ] var structure = [ //Melee: +3 new Part(`Hammer`, {damage: +1, knockback: +1}), new Part(`Flail`, {damage: +1}, "unpredictable"), new Part(`Axe`, {damage: +1, wounding: +1}), new Part(`Sword`, {damage: +1, speed: +1}), new Part(`Blade`, {damage: +1, aim: +1}), new Part(`Spear`, {damage: +1}, "versatile"), new Part(`Glaive`, {damage: +1, reach: +1}), new Part(`Lance`, {damage: +1}, "move = +1 damage"), new Part(`Lash`, {damage: +1}, "grapple"), new Part(`Ram`, {damage: +1, aim: -1, knockback: +2}), new Part(`Saw`, {damage: +1, wounding: +1}), new Part(`Coil`, {damage: +1, electric: +1}), new Part(`Fist`, {damage: +2, speed: -1}), //Ranged: +2 new Part(`Shotgun`, {damage: +2, ammo: -2}), new Part(`Railgun`, {damage: +2, speed: -2}), new Part(`Rifle`, {damage: +1}), new Part(`Launcher`, {damage: +1, aim: +1, ammo: -1}), new Part(`Turret`, {damage: +1, aim: -1}, "autonomous"), new Part(`Drone`, {damage: +1, stealth: -1}, "autonomous"), new Part(`Bot`, {damage: +1, defence: -1}, "autonomous"), new Part(`Beam`, {damage: +0, speed: +2}), new Part(`Blaster`, {damage: +1}), new Part(`Mortar`, {damage: +1, aim: +2, speed: -1}), new Part(`Cannon`, {damage: +2, aim: -2}), new Part(`Ray`, {damage: +0, aim: +2}), new Part(`Eviscerator`, {damage: +2, aim: -2}), new Part(`Impactor`, {damage: +2, speed: -2}), new Part(`Projector`, {damage: +1}), new Part(`Accelerator`, {damage: +1, speed: +1, defence: -1}), ] var extra_gear = [`Grenade Launcher`,`Flamethrower`,`Minigun`,`Shotgun`,`Rifle`,`Pistol`,`Dagger`,`Axe`,`Shield`,`Grenades`,`Proximity Mines`,`Drill`,`Tesla Coil`,`Buzzsaw`,`Bayonet`,`Drone`,`Grapple Hook`,`Hacking Cable`] var quirks = [ /* Bad */ [`No Legs`,`Tank Treads`,`Fancy Paint-job`,`Lopsided Chassis`,`Fully Stocked Bar`,`VR Suite`, `Exposed Cockpit`, `Dreadful Reputation`,`Hyper-Specialised`, `Complex Startup Sequence`, `Bizarre Controls`, `Passenger Seat`, `Cramped Cockpit`, `Mismatched Parts`, `Pilot Module for Huge Mech`, `Open-Source Software`, `Kickass Sound System`, `Proprietary Part Requirements`], /* Ok */ [`Extra Legs`,`Ablative Armour`,`Tank Chassis`,`Chaff Sprayer`,`Sensor Scrambler`,`Wings`,`Medbay`,`Escape Pod`, `Civilian Mode`,`Remote Control`, `Partially Biological`, `Co-Pilot Seat`, `Communications Array`, `Cargo Bay`,`Onboard Lab`, `Wings`, `Berserk Mode`, `Neural Link`, `Self-Destruct Sequence`, `Roller-Skate Feet`, `Amphibious`], /* Good */ [`Jetpack`,`Extra Arms`,`Energy Shield`,`Rocket Boosters`,`Teleportation Node`,`Space-Flight Capable`,`Autonomous Mode`,`Transforms into another shape`, `Redundant Limbs`, `Self-Repairing`, `Mech-Repair Module`, `Mag-Lev`, `Active-Camouflage`, `Completely Modular`, `Sub-Space Compartment`, `Mech-Carrier`], ] var aesthetic = [`rust`, `plastic`, `titanium`, `steel`, `glass`, `screens`, `speakers`, `smooth`, `rough`, `greebles`, `spikes`, `wheels`, `fancy`, `stylish`, `classy`, `trashed`, `greasy`, `loud`, `glowing`, `red`, `blue`, `green`, `orange`, `yellow`, `purple`, `black`, `grey`, `white`, `soft`, `hard`, `dark`, `light`, `bright`, `pale`, `van`, `bus`, `truck`, `jet`, `tank`, `spaceship`, `sleek`, `thicc`, `farming`, `mining`, `transport`, `dancer`, `jock`, `goth`, `nerd`, `prep`, `octopus`, `feline`, `dragon`, `tail`, `horns`, `claws`, `disco`, `punk`, `rock`, `metal`, `alien`, `military`, `mercenary`, `vintage`, `muscle`, `statuesque`, `nightmare`, `patched`, `burned`, `slashed`, `cape`, `snazzy`, `scrap`] var power_sources = [ /* Bad */ [`Diesel Monstrosity`,`Liquid Nitrous-Oxide`,`Solar Power`,`Chakra Lens`,`Hydrogen Fuel Cell`,`"Phlogiston"`,`Magnetic Flux Adapter`,`Black Box`,`Massive Batteries`,`Giga-Flywheel`, `Willpower and Sick Beats`, `MEAT-RAGE`, `"Unicorn Blood"`], /* Ok */ [`Jet Engine`,`Nuclear Battery`,`Xenon Ion-Drive`,`Remote Beam Charging`,`Neutronic Engine`,`Souls, apparently`,`Chaos Energy`, `Weird Crystals`], /* Good */ [`Fusion Reactor`,`Quantum Flux Distillery`,`Pulsed Plasmoid Reactor`,`Pseudo-Tachyon Generator`,`"Maxwell's Demon"`,`Energerium Ore`,`Ladderdown Reactor`, `Zero-Point Energy`, `Destabilised Singularity`], ] function processWeapon(parts) { var weapon_name = parts.join("") var traits = {damage: 0} var extras = [] for (var i = 0; i < parts.length; i++) { var piece = parts[i] for (var trait in piece.traits) { var key = trait if (key == "random") { key = ["aim", "speed", "defence", "ammo", "reliable", "stealth"].sample() } traits[key] = (traits[key] || 0) + piece.traits[trait] } if (piece.extra != "") extras.push(piece.extra) } if (parts[0].name == "Twin") weapon_name += "s" var traits_text = Object.keys(traits).reduce((output, key) => { if (traits[key] != 0 || key == "damage") { output.push((traits[key]>-1?"+":"") + traits[key] + " " + key.replace("_", " ")) } return output }, []).join(", ") var extra_text = "" if (extras.length > 0) extra_text = ", "+extras.join(", ") return weapon_name + " (" + traits_text + extra_text + ")" } function getAesthetic() { var output = [] while (output.length < 3) { var trait = aesthetic.sample() if (!output.includes(trait)) output.push(trait) } return output.join(", ") } function newMech() { var callsign = callsigns.sample() var primary_weapon = processWeapon([modifiers.sample(), projectiles.sample(), structure.sample()]) var secondary_weapon = processWeapon([flaws.sample(), projectiles.sample(), structure.sample()]) var extra_item = extra_gear.sample() var rating = Math.floor(Math.random() * 3) document.getElementById('mech_output').innerHTML = "Callsign: " + callsign + "<br /><br />" + "Gear:<br />" + primary_weapon + "<br />" + secondary_weapon + "<br />" + extra_item + "<br /><br />" + "Power Supply: " + power_sources[rating].sample() + "<br />" + "Quirk: " + quirks[2-rating].sample() + "<br />" + "Aesthetic: " + getAesthetic() } var pilot_lists = { face: [`proud smile`,`bashful smile`,`cocky smirk`,`warm smile`,`broad smile`,`flirtatious smirk`,`naive smile`,`polite smile`,`disarming smile`,`grim smile`,`sincere smile`,`proud smile`,`confident smile`,`wistful smile`,`laughing smile`,`open smile`,`cocky smirk`,`fond smile`,`crooked grin`,`secret smile`,`wistful smile`,`friendly face`,`haunted face`,`weary face`,`soft face`,`angular face`,`shadowed face`,`somber face`], eyes: [`bright eyes`,`determined eyes`,`weary eyes`,`earnest eyes`,`sharp eyes`,`fierce gaze`,`kind eyes`,`sparkling eyes`,`squinting eyes`,`laughing eyes`,`distant eyes`,`piercing eyes`,`curious eyes`,`resentful eyes`,`wandering eyes`,`nervous eyes`,`determined eyes`,`weary eyes`,`pleading eyes`,`darting eyes`,`daring eyes`,`questioning eyes`,`appraising eyes`,`distant eyes`,`curious eyes`,`intense stare`,`focused eyes`,`skittish eyes`,`earnest eyes`], other: [`gentle voice`,`passionate voice`,`unsure speech`,`rough voice`,`tripping over words`,`curt speech`,`sincere voice`,`demanding voice`,`tired voice`,`formal speech`,`hopeful voice`,`caring voice`,`reassuring voice`,`folded arms`,`hands constantly fidgeting`,`hands curled into fists`,`finger on the trigger`,`hand out to shake`,`greasy hands`,`distracted hands`,`worn hands`,`gloved hands`,`clean hands`,`scarred hands`,`careful hands`], fname: names.first, nname: names.nickname_common, lname: names.last, personality: [`accusative`,`active`,`adventurous`,`affable`,`aggressive`,`agreeable`,`aimless`,`aloof`,`altruistic`,`analytical`,`angry`,`animated`,`annoying`,`anxious`,`apathetic`,`apologetic`,`apprehensive`,`argumentative`,`arrogant`,`articulate`,`attentive`,`bigoted`,`bitter`,`blustering`,`boastful`,`bookish`,`bossy`,`braggart`,`brash`,`brave`,`bullying`,`callous`,`calm`,`candid`,`cantankerous`,`capricious`,`careful`,`careless`,`caring`,`casual`,`catty`,`cautious`,`cavalier`,`charming`,`chaste`,`chauvinistic`,`cheeky`,`cheerful`,`childish`,`chivalrous`,`clueless`,`clumsy`,`cocky`,`comforting`,`communicative`,`complacent`,`condescending`,`confident`,`conformist`,`confused`,`conscientious`,`conservative`,`contentious`,`contrary`,`contumely`,`conventional`,`cooperative`,`courageous`,`courteous`,`cowardly`,`coy`,`crabby`,`cranky`,`critical`,`cruel`,`cultured`,`curious`,`cynical`,`daring`,`deceitful`,`deceptive`,`defensive`,`defiant`,`deliberate`,`deluded`,`depraved`,`discreet`,`discreet`,`dishonest`,`disingenuous`,`disloyal`,`disrespectful`,`distant`,`distracted`,`distraught`,`docile`,`doleful`,`dramatic`,`drunkard`,`dull`,`earthy`,`eccentric`,`elitist`,`emotional`,`energetic`,`enigmatic`,`enthusiastic`,`epicurean`,`excited`,`expressive`,`extroverted`,`faithful`,`fanatical`,`fastidious`,`fatalistic`,`fearful`,`fearless`,`feral`,`fierce`,`feisty`,`flamboyant`,`flippant`,`flirtatious`,`foolhardy`,`foppish`,`forgiving`,`friendly`,`frightened`,`frivolous`,`frustrated`,`funny`,`furtive`,`generous`,`genial`,`gentle`,`gloomy`,`goofy`,`gossip`,`graceful`,`gracious`,`grave`,`gregarious`,`grouchy`,`gruff`,`gullible`,`happy`,`harsh`,`hateful`,`helpful`,`honest`,`hopeful`,`hostile`,`humble`,`humorless`,`humorous`,`idealistic`,`idiosyncratic`,`imaginative`,`imitative`,`impatient`,`impetuous`,`implacable`,`impractical`,`impulsive`,`inattentive`,`incoherent`,`indifferent`,`indiscreet`,`individualist`,`indolent`,`indomitable`,`industrious`,`inexorable`,`inexpressive`,`insecure`,`insensitive`,`instructive`,`intolerant`,`intransigent`,`introverted`,`irreligious`,`irresponsible`,`irreverent`,`irritable`,`jealous`,`jocular`,`joking`,`jolly`,`joyous`,`judgmental`,`jumpy`,`kind`,`know-it-all`,`languid`,`lazy`,`lethargic`,`lewd`,`liar`,`likable`,`lippy`,`listless`,`loquacious`,`loving`,`loyal`,`madcap`,`magnanimous`,`malicious`,`maudlin`,`mean`,`meddlesome`,`melancholy`,`melodramatic`,`merciless`,`merry`,`meticulous`,`mischievous`,`miscreant`,`miserly`,`modest`,`moody`,`moralistic`,`morbid`,`morose`,`mournful`,`mousy`,`mouthy`,`mysterious`,`naïve`,`narrow-minded`,`needy`,`nefarious`,`nervous`,`nettlesome`,`neurotic`,`noble`,`nonchalant`,`nurturing`,`obdurate`,`obedient`,`oblivious`,`obsessive`,`obstinate`,`obtuse`,`odd`,`ornery`,`optimistic`,`organized`,`ostentatious`,`outgoing`,`overbearing`,`paranoid`,`passionate`,`pathological`,`patient`,`peaceful`,`pensive`,`pertinacious`,`pessimistic`,`philanderer`,`philosophical`,`phony`,`pious`,`playful`,`pleasant`,`poised`,`polite`,`pompous`,`pondering`,`pontificating`,`practical`,`pretentious`,`preoccupied`,`proper`,`proselytizing`,`proud`,`prudent`,`prudish`,`prying`,`pugnacious`,`quiet`,`quirky`,`racist`,`rascal`,`rash`,`realistic`,`rebellious`,`reckless`,`refined`,`repellent`,`reserved`,`respectful`,`responsible`,`restless`,`reticent`,`reverent`,`rigid`,`risk-taking`,`rude`,`sarcastic`,`sardonic`,`sassy`,`savage`,`scared`,`scolding`,`secretive`,`self-effacing`,`selfish`,`selfless`,`sensible`,`sensitive`,`sensual`,`sentimental`,`serene`,`serious`,`servile`,`shallow`,`shameful`,`shameless`,`shifty`,`shrewd`,`shy`,`sincere`,`slanderous`,`sly`,`smug`,`snobbish`,`sober`,`sociable`,`solemn`,`solicitous`,`solitary`,`solitary`,`sophisticated`,`spendthrift`,`spiteful`,`stern`,`stingy`,`stoic`,`stubborn`,`submissive`,`sultry`,`superstitious`,`surly`,`suspicious`,`sybarite`,`sycophantic`,`sympathetic`,`taciturn`,`tactful`,`tawdry`,`teetotaler`,`temperamental`,`tempestuous`,`thorough`,`thrifty`,`timid`,`tolerant`,`transparent`,`treacherous`,`troublemaker`,`trusting`,`truthful`,`uncommitted`,`understanding`,`unfriendly`,`unhinged`,`uninhibited`,`unpredictable`,`unruly`,`unsupportive`,`vague`,`vain`,`vapid`,`vengeful`,`vigilant`,`violent`,`vivacious`,`vulgar`,`wanton`,`wasteful`,`weary`,`whimsical`,`whiny`,`wicked`,`wisecracking`,`wistful`,`witty`,`zealous`], mech_question: [ `What did you do to get this mech that you regret?`, `What does the inside of your mech smell like?`, `What's your catchphrase?`, `What are you hoping to upgrade your mech with?`, `"That's not standard issue, what've you got bolted on here?"`, `What's the sickest stunt you've pulled while on a mission?`, `What war-story do you like to tell?`, `What war-story will you never tell?`, `"I wanna be a mech pilot when I grow up!" how did you reply?`, `Is your mech more like an office or a home? How so?`, `What did you give up to become a mech-pilot?` ], history_question: [ `One of your family members was a mech pilot. What happened to them?`, `Why do you fight?`, `What do you do for fun?`, `What can't you live without?`, `What's the first thing you do after getting back from a mission?`, `What's something you've never done?`, `What would you be doing if you weren't a mech pilot?`, `You arrived too late. What did you find when you got there?`, `Where are you going to go on holiday if you strike it rich?`, `"We don't take kindly your type around here", what was it they were talking about?`, `What's the strangest thing you've seen that you can't explain?`, `"I'll never forgive you!" said the person you'd rescued. What happened?` ], ally_question: [ `One of your allies let you down. What happened?`, `Which of your allies would you rely on to get out of a tough spot?`, `What horrors have you and an ally both seen?`, `Which of your allies have you been friends with since childhood?`, `Which of your allies can you trust completely? Why?`, `Which of your allies can you no longer trust? What happened?`, `Which of your allies do you owe a debt? What for?`, `Which of your allies owes you a debt? What for?`, `One of your allies is your rival, what for?`, `You used to be the closest of friends with one of your allies, what happened?`, `You used to be the bitterest of enemies with one of your allies, what happened?`, ] } function newPilot() { document.getElementById('pilot_output').innerHTML = expandString(`Name: {{fname}} "{{nname}}" {{lname}}<br />{{face}}, {{eyes}}, {{other}}, {{personality}}<br /><br />{{mech_question}}<br />{{history_question}}<br />{{ally_question}}`, pilot_lists) } function newTagline() { document.getElementById('mech_tagline').innerHTML = ["THIS IS OUR BEST SHOT","WEAPONS FREE","IT'S GO TIME","WE'RE COMING UP TO THE ZONE NOW","PREPARE FOR LAUNCH","ON MY MARK","STAND BY FOR DROP","I'LL BE PICKING YOU UP LATER","EYES ON THE TARGET"].sample() + ", " + ["WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU","BE CAREFUL OUT THERE","YOU BETTER GET A RAISE FOR THIS","WATCH YOUR BACK OUT THERE","Y'ALL COME ON BACK NOW, YA HEAR?","YOU'RE ALL WE'VE GOT LEFT","GIVE 'EM HELL OUT THERE","BREAK A LEG"].sample() } var showing_tables = false function show_tables() { showing_tables = !showing_tables var output = "" if (showing_tables) { output = "Mechs start with two weapons. One has a positive modifier, the other has a flaw. Damage changes count as 2.<br/><br/>" output += "<b>Modifiers (+1 net)</b><br/>" for (var i = 0; i < modifiers.length; i++) output += "- " + processWeapon([modifiers[i]]).replace("+0 damage, ","") + "<br />" output += "<br/><b>Flaws (-1 net)</b><br/>" for (var i = 0; i < flaws.length; i++) output += "- " + processWeapon([flaws[i]]).replace("+0 damage, ","") + "<br />" output += "<br/><b>Projectiles (+1 net)</b><br/>" for (var i = 0; i < projectiles.length; i++) output += "- " + processWeapon([projectiles[i]]).replace("+0 damage, ","") + "<br />" output += "<br/><b>Weapon types (melee +3, ranged +2)</b><br/>" for (var i = 0; i < structure.length; i++) output += "- " + processWeapon([structure[i]]).replace("+0 damage, ","") + "<br />" } document.getElementById('show_tables').innerHTML = output } newPilot() newMech() newTagline() </script> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> 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