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id="post-489"> <h2><a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2009/02/20/ingenting-nej-ingenting-and-i-love-you/" rel="bookmark">ingenting nej ingenting (and i love* you)</a></h2> <small>February 20, 2009</small><br /> <div class="entry"> <p>*wakeup wanttosleep<br /> want nothing but<br /> thedreamisdead longlivethedream<br /> may be youll see her to day<br /> so getup</p> <p>bathroom disinfectant like putrid chestnuts<br /> sit and shit and ponder the meaning of life<br /> and forgodssakes keep your eyes closed when brushing your teeth<br /> (thirld wolrld)<br /> out</p> <p>food minus taste<br /> add mustard or ketchup or mayonnaise<br /> not nonsweet sugar but<br /> sweet sugarfree sweetener<br /> and filteredwater with a distinct taste<br /> the taste of chewinggum overchewed</p> <p>blur<br /> free hugs sorries and thanks no thanks<br /> freewithafineprint<br /> blur<br /> unblur<br /> her eyes smile<br /> but she dreamsnot what youdream<br /> (first world)<br /> blur</p> <p>outofphase ambulance wails<br /> twelvestrobes in fivedirections<br /> smilingfaces on the website<br /> of a mental hospital<br /> cheerful noises<br /> onholdonthephone<br /> and a twentyfourseven funeral service</p> <p>albino squirrels<br /> pin ging stree tlights<br /> walk inwhite stop inred<br /> newspeak in the t station</p> <p>noise repeat<br /> blur repeat<br /> depth of field decrease<br /> in stay(up)<br /> and pull the shades down</p> <p>planes taking off at threeinthemorning<br /> surroundsound fire alarms<br /> sweaty feet under nylon sheets<br /> the sound of ventilation is your lullaby</p> <p>overload not sensory synesthetic<br /> colors of france britain russia and the czech republic<br /> despair brown. cells abcdeeing you<br /> hope not from above from the underground<br /> from the grave of beethoven</p> <p>stomach rumbling like a badharddisk<br /> to forgetsomeone is as easy as removefromcontactlist<br /> the wood texture on this nonwood desk is p i x e l a t e 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href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/weird/" rel="tag">weird</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/what/" rel="tag">what</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/wtf/" rel="tag">wtf</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/permalink.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2009/02/20/ingenting-nej-ingenting-and-i-love-you/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to ingenting nej ingenting (and i love* you)">Permalink</a> <br /><img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/figure_ver1.gif" alt="" /> Posted by Constantin </p> </div> <hr /> <div class="post-493 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-linux category-random category-shortcut tag-auto-text tag-autotext tag-font tag-formula tag-office tag-open-office tag-openoffice tag-trick tag-word tag-word-editor" id="post-493"> <h2><a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2009/02/16/two-openoffice-org-writer-tricks/" rel="bookmark">Two OpenOffice.org Writer Tricks</a></h2> <small>February 16, 2009</small><br /> <div class="entry"> <p style="text-align:justify;"><strong>Trick #1: Stop AutoText from switching to Times New Roman</strong></p> <p style="text-align:justify;">I often edit files in fonts other than Times New Roman, just because that font is so ubiquitous. And I sometimes use AutoText to insert frequently used phrases, or Romanian words in an English text (so that I don’t have to switch languages constantly). One thing that has always annoyed me is that after invoking an AutoText completion (<code>F3</code>), the next characters will always be in Times New Roman (even if the AutoText itself is in another font).</p> <p style="text-align:justify;">As it turns out, this happens because Times New Roman is the font of the Default paragraph style. So hit <code>F11</code> and modify your style to use the desired font. In fact (and this is a topic for another day), styles should be used in most cases and formatting a selection of text (bold, italic, font, font size, paragraph indentation) should rarely be done by hand. This is very unintuitive to people who have been using text editors before the GUI era.</p> <p style="text-align:justify;"><strong>Trick #2: Insert Formula without switching into formula-edit mode</strong></p> <p style="text-align:justify;"> <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2009/02/16/two-openoffice-org-writer-tricks/#more-493" class="more-link">Read the rest of this entry »</a></p> <div id="atatags-370373-6742b311b6e12"> <script type="text/javascript"> __ATA.cmd.push(function() { __ATA.initVideoSlot('atatags-370373-6742b311b6e12', { sectionId: '370373', format: 'inread' }); }); </script> </div> </div> <p class="postmetadata"> <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/speech_bubble.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2009/02/16/two-openoffice-org-writer-tricks/#comments">1 Comment</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/documents.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/category/linux/" rel="category tag">Linux</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/category/random/" rel="category tag">Random</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/category/shortcut/" rel="category tag">Shortcut</a> | Tagged: <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/auto-text/" rel="tag">auto text</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/autotext/" rel="tag">autotext</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/font/" rel="tag">font</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/formula/" rel="tag">formula</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/office/" rel="tag">office</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/open-office/" rel="tag">open office</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/openoffice/" rel="tag">openoffice</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/trick/" rel="tag">trick</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/word/" rel="tag">word</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/tag/word-editor/" rel="tag">word editor</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/permalink.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2009/02/16/two-openoffice-org-writer-tricks/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Two OpenOffice.org Writer Tricks">Permalink</a> <br /><img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/figure_ver1.gif" alt="" /> Posted by Constantin </p> </div> <hr /> <div class="post-491 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-linux category-shell category-technology tag-bzip tag-bzip2 tag-compression tag-decompression tag-md5 tag-md5-sum tag-md5sum tag-pipe tag-progress tag-progress-bar tag-pv tag-tar tag-throughput tag-tool tag-trick tag-unzip tag-zip" id="post-491"> <h2><a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2009/02/04/pv-progress-bar-for-md5sum-et-al/" rel="bookmark">pv: Progress Bar for md5sum et al.</a></h2> <small>February 4, 2009</small><br /> <div class="entry"> <p style="text-align:justify;">Tools that know they will take a long time often come with a <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2008/01/02/linux-tip-fsck-progress-indicator/">built-in progress indicator</a>, but there are other utilities on Linux that often leave the user frustratedly tapping their fingers, wondering how much longer they will have to wait.</p> <p style="text-align:justify;">Luckily, there is a nifty little tool called <a href="http://ivarch.com/programs/pv.shtml"><code>pv</code></a> that will donate a progress bar to any program that can read from standard input or a pipe. pv probably stands for pipe viewer.</p> <p style="text-align:justify;"><strong>1. Simple example: figure out how long an <code>md5sum</code> will take:</strong></p> <blockquote><p>pv eternal.avi |md5sum</p></blockquote> <p style="text-align:justify;">will display something like</p> <blockquote><p>96.5MB 0:00:05 [25.3MB/s] [=======>聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽 ]聽 9% ETA 0:00:48</p></blockquote> <p style="text-align:justify;"> <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2009/02/04/pv-progress-bar-for-md5sum-et-al/#more-491" class="more-link">Read the rest of this entry »</a></p> </div> <p class="postmetadata"> <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/speech_bubble.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/2009/02/04/pv-progress-bar-for-md5sum-et-al/#comments">4 Comments</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/documents.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/category/linux/" rel="category tag">Linux</a>, <a href="https://ascending.wordpress.com/category/shell/" 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