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class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 4 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 5 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> The hirsute heroine of last year's hit Kindle Single Bearded Lady has found herself on the precipice of failure. A rejected novel has sent newly-married Mara Altman into a tailspin of questioning and self-doubt. Should she stop racing forward, and settle down to start a family? Or should she give her quest for success another shot? With a gimlet eye trained directly on herself, Altman recounts her wild experience of becoming a standup comedian. By turns comic and cosmic, the 31-year-old Altman's search for a new path — and fresh answers — yields a joke-filled journey towards an unexpected and life-affirming finish line. </p> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Mara-Altman/B001KP1QV6?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_1_1">Mara Altman</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B09K8R7Y4B" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B09K8R7Y4B' href="/pd/Live-Wire-Audiobook/B09K8R7Y4B?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_2"> <div class="adbl-asin-impression " data-asin="B09K8R7Y4B" data-widget="" data-position="2" data-face-out="" data-source="" data-url="/pd/Live-Wire-Audiobook/B09K8R7Y4B?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_2" > <img id="product-carousel-image-c5-i2-loading" class="bc-pub-block bc-image-inset-border js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51UYzw4THFL._SL320_.jpg" alt="Live Wire Audiobook By Kelly Ripa cover art" width="100%" /> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >Live Wire</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B09K8R7Y4B" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-Live Wire" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >Live Wire</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro bc-size-base bc-color-base" > Long-Winded Short Stories </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Kelly Ripa </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Kelly Ripa </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 2,680 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 2,435 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 2,418 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> <p>An instant <i>New York Times</i> bestseller from Kelly Ripa—a sharp, funny, and honest collection of real-life stories showing the many dimensions and crackling wit of the beloved daytime talk show host.</p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty 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</div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty 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</ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> In <i>You'll Grow Out of It</i>, Jessi Klein offers - through an incisive collection of real-life stories - a relentlessly funny yet poignant take on a variety of topics she has experienced along her strange journey to womanhood and beyond. These include her "transformation from Pippi Longstocking-esque tomboy to are-you-a-lesbian-or-what tom man", attempting to find watchable porn, and identifying the difference between being called "ma'am" and "miss" (" <i>miss</i> sounds like you weigh 99 pounds"). </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon 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bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > I like this woman so much! </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Sarah F.</span> on 07-24-16 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Klein-Jessi/B01HBHFTY6?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_3_1">Jessi Klein</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product 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class="bc-pub-block bc-image-inset-border js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51RFSMAUGCL._SL320_.jpg" alt="How to Be a Woman Audiobook By Caitlin Moran cover art" width="100%" /> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >How to Be a Woman</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B009976RHA" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-How to Be a Woman" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >How to Be a Woman</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Caitlin Moran </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: 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bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 1,994 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> Though they have the vote and the Pill and haven't been burned as witches since 1727, life isn't exactly a stroll down the catwalk for modern women. They are beset by uncertainties and questions: Why are they supposed to get Brazilians? Why do bras hurt? Why the incessant talk about babies? And do men secretly hate them? Caitlin Moran interweaves provocative observations on women's lives with laugh-out-loud funny scenes from her own, from adolescence to her development as a writer, wife, and mother. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Hysterical manual for the 21st century woman </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Brendolynne</span> on 11-05-12 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Caitlin-Moran/B005KJ482W?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_4_1">Caitlin Moran</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B003L8WQ32" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B003L8WQ32' href="/pd/I-Know-I-Am-But-What-Are-You-Audiobook/B003L8WQ32?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_5"> <div class="adbl-asin-impression " data-asin="B003L8WQ32" data-widget="" data-position="5" data-face-out="" data-source="" data-url="/pd/I-Know-I-Am-But-What-Are-You-Audiobook/B003L8WQ32?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_5" > <img id="product-carousel-image-c5-i5-loading" class="bc-pub-block bc-image-inset-border js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51+BO6p2P9L._SL320_.jpg" alt="I Know I Am, But What Are You? Audiobook By Samantha Bee cover art" width="100%" /> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >I Know I Am, But What Are You?</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B003L8WQ32" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-I Know I Am, But What Are You?" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >I Know I Am, But What Are You?</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Samantha Bee </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Samantha Bee </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span 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style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon 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For one, she’s Canadian - whatever that means. And now, she opens up for the very first time about her checkered Canadian past. With charming candor, she admits to her Lennie from <i>Of Mice and Men</i>-style love of baby animals, her teenage crime spree as one-half of a car-thieving couple, and the fact that strangers seem compelled to show her their genitals. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 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</i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 54 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> In the heyday of the 1970s underground, Bobby DeSoto and Mary Whittaker - passionate, idealistic, and in love - design a series of radical protests against the Vietnam War. When one action goes wrong, the course of their lives is forever changed. The two must erase their past, forge new identities, and never see each other again. Now it is the 1990s. Mary lives in the suburbs with her 15-year-old son, who spends hours immersed in the music of his mother's generation. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i 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</li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Great ensemble piece! </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Buyer009</span> on 08-08-17 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Dana-Spiotta/B001IXOG0I?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_6_1">Dana Spiotta</a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <input type="hidden" name="prevLabel" value="Previous slide" > <input type="hidden" name="nextLabel" value="Next slide" > <div class="adbl-impression-container " 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style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >That's What She Said</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Mara Altman </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Mara Altman </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 1 hr and 18 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon 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bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> The hirsute heroine of last year's hit Kindle Single Bearded Lady has found herself on the precipice of failure. A rejected novel has sent newly-married Mara Altman into a tailspin of questioning and self-doubt. Should she stop racing forward, and settle down to start a family? Or should she give her quest for success another shot? With a gimlet eye trained directly on herself, Altman recounts her wild experience of becoming a standup comedian. By turns comic and cosmic, the 31-year-old Altman's search for a new path — and fresh answers — yields a joke-filled journey towards an unexpected and life-affirming finish line. </p> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Mara-Altman/B001KP1QV6?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_1_1">Mara Altman</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B09K8R7Y4B" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B09K8R7Y4B' 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</div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 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</ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> <p>An instant <i>New York Times</i> bestseller from Kelly Ripa—a sharp, funny, and honest collection of real-life stories showing the many dimensions and crackling wit of the beloved daytime talk show host.</p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon 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Johnson</span> on 10-09-22 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Kelly-Ripa/B09BW1QZ6W?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_2_1">Kelly Ripa</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B01G61ZGVE" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B01G61ZGVE' href="/pd/Youll-Grow-Out-of-It-Audiobook/B01G61ZGVE?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_3"> <div class="adbl-asin-impression " data-asin="B01G61ZGVE" data-widget="" data-position="3" data-face-out="" data-source="" data-url="/pd/Youll-Grow-Out-of-It-Audiobook/B01G61ZGVE?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_3" > <img id="product-carousel-image-c5-i3" class="bc-pub-block bc-image-inset-border js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61lp+W6Mn9L._SL320_.jpg" alt="You'll Grow Out of It Audiobook By Jessi Klein cover art" width="100%" /> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >You'll Grow Out of It</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B01G61ZGVE" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-You'll Grow Out of It" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >You'll Grow Out of It</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Jessi Klein </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Jessi Klein </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty 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<li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty 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<li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 2,814 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> In <i>You'll Grow Out of It</i>, Jessi Klein offers - through an incisive collection of real-life stories - a relentlessly funny yet poignant take on a variety of topics she has experienced along her strange journey to womanhood and beyond. These include her "transformation from Pippi Longstocking-esque tomboy to are-you-a-lesbian-or-what tom man", attempting to find watchable porn, and identifying the difference between being called "ma'am" and "miss" (" <i>miss</i> sounds like you weigh 99 pounds"). </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon 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bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > I like this woman so much! </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Sarah F.</span> on 07-24-16 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Klein-Jessi/B01HBHFTY6?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_3_1">Jessi Klein</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product 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bc-image-inset-border js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51RFSMAUGCL._SL320_.jpg" alt="How to Be a Woman Audiobook By Caitlin Moran cover art" width="100%" /> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >How to Be a Woman</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B009976RHA" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-How to Be a Woman" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >How to Be a Woman</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Caitlin Moran </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Caitlin Moran </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 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bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 2,214 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress 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bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 2,001 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress 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bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 1,994 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> Though they have the vote and the Pill and haven't been burned as witches since 1727, life isn't exactly a stroll down the catwalk for modern women. They are beset by uncertainties and questions: Why are they supposed to get Brazilians? Why do bras hurt? Why the incessant talk about babies? And do men secretly hate them? Caitlin Moran interweaves provocative observations on women's lives with laugh-out-loud funny scenes from her own, from adolescence to her development as a writer, wife, and mother. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Hysterical manual for the 21st century woman </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Brendolynne</span> on 11-05-12 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Caitlin-Moran/B005KJ482W?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_4_1">Caitlin Moran</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B003L8WQ32" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B003L8WQ32' href="/pd/I-Know-I-Am-But-What-Are-You-Audiobook/B003L8WQ32?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_5"> <div class="adbl-asin-impression " data-asin="B003L8WQ32" data-widget="" data-position="5" data-face-out="" data-source="" data-url="/pd/I-Know-I-Am-But-What-Are-You-Audiobook/B003L8WQ32?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_5" > <img id="product-carousel-image-c5-i5" class="bc-pub-block bc-image-inset-border js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51+BO6p2P9L._SL320_.jpg" alt="I Know I Am, But What Are You? Audiobook By Samantha Bee cover art" width="100%" /> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >I Know I Am, But What Are You?</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B003L8WQ32" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-I Know I Am, But What Are You?" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >I Know I Am, But What Are You?</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Samantha Bee </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Samantha Bee </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span 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class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 1,373 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 1,367 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> Critics have called her “sweet, adorable, and vicious.” But there is so much more to be said about Samantha Bee. For one, she’s Canadian - whatever that means. And now, she opens up for the very first time about her checkered Canadian past. With charming candor, she admits to her Lennie from <i>Of Mice and Men</i>-style love of baby animals, her teenage crime spree as one-half of a car-thieving couple, and the fact that strangers seem compelled to show her their genitals. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 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class="bc-list-item" > Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 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</i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 54 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> In the heyday of the 1970s underground, Bobby DeSoto and Mary Whittaker - passionate, idealistic, and in love - design a series of radical protests against the Vietnam War. When one action goes wrong, the course of their lives is forever changed. The two must erase their past, forge new identities, and never see each other again. Now it is the 1990s. Mary lives in the suburbs with her 15-year-old son, who spends hours immersed in the music of his mother's generation. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i 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</li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Great ensemble piece! </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Buyer009</span> on 08-08-17 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Dana-Spiotta/B001IXOG0I?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_1_6_1">Dana Spiotta</a> </p> </div> </div> <div id="" class="bc-row product-carousel-item" style=""> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B09K1MCNQ2" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block 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acclaimed debut <i>You’ll Grow Out of It.</i></p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" 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<source type="image/webp" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51qlkMqxUdL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51qlkMqxUdL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <source type="image/jpg" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51qlkMqxUdL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51qlkMqxUdL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <img id="product-carousel-image-c5-i8" class="bc-pub-block bc-image-inset-border js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51qlkMqxUdL._SL320_.jpg" loading="lazy" alt="Why I Hate Green Beans Audiobook By Lincee Ray cover art" width="100%" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51qlkMqxUdL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51qlkMqxUdL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> </picture> </div> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >Why I Hate Green Beans</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B079NBVTYK" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" 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<p>If there is one thing Lincee Ray has learned over the years, it's that the majority of women on the planet struggle with insecurities. Our skinny jeans mock us. Our just-trying-to-help mothers are just driving us crazy. Our social media feeds taunt us with everyone else's picture-perfect lives. It's enough to send you on a gummy-bear bender while binge-watching <i>Friends</i> reruns and not showering for a week. Lincee knows. She's been there. Right there, in fact. Gummy bears and all.</p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty 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bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >Not That Bad</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro bc-size-base bc-color-base" > Dispatches from Rape Culture </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Roxane Gay </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Roxane Gay, Brandon Taylor, Emma Smith-Stevens, and others </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small 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<i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 550 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 548 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> <p>In this valuable and revealing anthology, cultural critic and best-selling author Roxane Gay collects original and previously published pieces that address what it means to live in a world where women have to measure the harassment, violence, and aggression they face, and where they are "routinely second-guessed, blown off, discredited, denigrated, besmirched, belittled, patronized, mocked, shamed, gaslit, insulted, bullied" for speaking out. Contributions include essays from established and up-and-coming writers, performers, and critics.</p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > definitely an important book </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >nikiverse</span> on 05-25-18 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Roxane-Gay/B00IRQLJA4?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_2_3_1">Roxane Gay</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B00J8VL948" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B00J8VL948' 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bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 73 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 66 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 66 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> In this fun, fresh, fat-positive anthology, fat activist and sex educator Virgie Tovar brings together voices from an often-marginalized community to talk about and celebrate their lives. <i>Hot & Heavy</i> rejects the idea that being thin is best, instead embracing the many fabulous aspects of being fat - building fat-positive spaces, putting together fat-friendly wardrobes, turning society’s rules into personal politics, and creating supportive, inclusive communities. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span 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>5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Entertaining and Important </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Sarah</span> on 06-28-16 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Virgie-Tovar/B003AROVMS?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_2_4_1">Virgie Tovar</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B07663X6RV" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link 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bc-size-base bc-color-base" > Adventures and Agonies in Fashion </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Brittany Gibbons </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Amy McFadden </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon 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bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 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bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 49 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> From Pinterest boards and Instagram posts to shop windows and ad campaigns, fashion is everywhere. We shop and dress for practical reasons like job interviews or to make a good impression at the board meeting. We shop and dress for more adventurous reasons - for dates, to woo a lover, to catch someone's eye. Clothes are armor for women, and we wrap a lot of meaning in what we choose to wear. As plus-size spokesmodel and blogger Brittany Gibbons knows, what we choose to wear is especially important, and especially emotional, for curvy women. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span 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>5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Thank you Brittany Gibbons! </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >BENMoving</span> on 12-27-17 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Brittany-Gibbons/B00NFMF76W?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_2_5_1">Brittany Gibbons</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-last bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B002V0AFD4" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> 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bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 28 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> <p> Getting in cabs, going to work, taking a shower... These routine activities are a lot harder to do with a catheter in my Little Richard. Why? Well, I tore two muscles in my beloved rooster and severed my urethra having casual sex. This is the funny/not-so-funny story of the accident, the recovery, and all the blood, pain, love, and philosophy in between. A score of people helped me pee, including my mother, as I shuffled around New York City tethered to a urination tube for a month. </p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> 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</li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > What We All Need Right Now </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >LJ</span> on 05-02-20 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Ross-Asdourian/B07B3KJS5F?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_3_1_1">Ross Asdourian</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B00XKCLKYK" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" 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class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >Fat Girl Walking</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro bc-size-base bc-color-base" > Sex, Food, Love, and Being Comfortable in Your Skin...Every Inch of It </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Brittany Gibbons </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i 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personality in regards to my weight. I have tried to be as honest as I possibly could - apologies in advance to my husband and parents, but hopefully any discomfort you feel is quickly replaced by laughter. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> 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Body; One Woman's Story </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Meghan Matt</span> on 06-03-15 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Brittany-Gibbons/B00NFMF76W?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_3_2_1">Brittany Gibbons</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B0774YLXBZ" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B0774YLXBZ' 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confront the very real challenges of being a Black woman today - perfect for fans of Roxane Gay's <i>Bad Feminist</i>, Rebecca Solnit's <i>Men Explain Things to Me</i>, and Chimamanda Ngozie Adichie's <i>We Should All Be Feminists</i>.</p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress 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bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > 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She just went gray. At past fifty, every hair’s root is a symbol of knowledge (she knows how to use a landline), experience (she rode in a car with no seat belts), and superpowers (a gray-haired lady can get away with anything). Though navigating midlife is initially upsetting—the cracking noises coming from her new old body, receiving regular junk mail from mortuaries—Laurie accepts it. And then some.</p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >3 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Meh. Maybe funnier with a different narrator </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >TK</span> on 12-19-22 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Laurie-Notaro/B001ILIC32?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=c28cc75c-82f7-4b30-8947-f53b4a081d02&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=5Ogix08fwxWLaiL3&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=1dfe4386-f6dc-4021-b08a-483cfe6b0bb1&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c5_adblp13npsbx_3_4_1">Laurie Notaro</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B07F96GDFZ" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B07F96GDFZ' 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bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >Okay Fine Whatever</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro bc-size-base bc-color-base" > The Year I Went from Being Afraid of Everything to Only Being Afraid of Most Things </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Courtenay Hameister </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Courtenay Hameister </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 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<i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 159 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> <p>For most of her life (and even during her years as the host of a popular radio show), Courtenay Hameister lived in a state of near-constant dread and anxiety. She fretted about <i>everything</i>. Her age. Her size. Her romantic prospects. How likely it was that she would get hit by a bus on the way home. Until a couple years ago, when, in her mid-forties, she decided to fight back against her debilitating anxieties by spending a year doing little things that scared her - things that the average person might consider doing for a half second before deciding: "nope." </p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 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aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon 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class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 633 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> <i>Fat Girl Walking</i> is a collection of stories from my life, my thoughts about the issues that I have faced as a woman, wife, mom, daughter, daughter-in-law, and Internet personality in regards to my weight. I have tried to be as honest as I possibly could - apologies in advance to my husband and parents, but hopefully any discomfort you feel is quickly replaced by laughter. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> 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Body; One Woman's Story </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Meghan Matt</span> on 06-03-15 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Brittany-Gibbons/B00NFMF76W?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_1_1_1">Brittany Gibbons</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B00AAJC7KW" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B00AAJC7KW' 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oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >An Intimate Life</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B00AAJC7KW" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-An Intimate Life" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >An Intimate Life</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro bc-size-base bc-color-base" > Sex, Love, and My Journey as a Surrogate Partner </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Cheryl Cohen-Greene </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Rebecca Gibel </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 9 hrs and 1 min </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i 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class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress 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bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 51 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> For the past 40 years, Cheryl Cohen Greene has worked as a surrogate partner, helping clients to confront, consider, and ultimately accept their sexuality. In this riveting memoir, Cohen Greene shares some of her most moving cases, and also reveals her own sexual coming-of-age. Beginning with a rigid Catholic upbringing in the 1950s, where she was taught to think sex and sexual desires were unnatural and wrong, Cohen Greene struggled to reconcile her sexual identity. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small 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<span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > The Tender Memoir of a Sex Surrogate </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Susie</span> on 12-06-12 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/search?searchAuthor=Cheryl+Cohen-Greene&ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_1_2_1">Cheryl Cohen-Greene</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B07KBBNGP3" 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In the months and years that followed, he recorded weekly update videos about the physical and emotional changes he experienced. Skylar’s openness and positivity attracted thousands of viewers, who followed along as his voice deepened and his body changed shape. Through surgeries and recovery, highs and lows, from high school to college to the real world, Skylar welcomed others on his journey. </p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span 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>5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > So grateful to help me as grandma </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Lisa Bridges</span> on 11-11-20 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Skylar-Kergil/B075QMYSZ3?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_1_3_1">Skylar Kergil</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B009ZHLVOS" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a 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When one action goes wrong, the course of their lives is forever changed. The two must erase their past, forge new identities, and never see each other again. Now it is the 1990s. 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bc-color-base" > A Feminist Coming of Age </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Christine Lahti </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Christine Lahti </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 5 hrs and 30 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base 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bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> <p>For decades, actress and director Christine Lahti has captivated the hearts and minds of her audience through iconic roles in <i>Chicago Hope</i>, <i>Running on Empty</i>, <i>Housekeeping</i>, <i>And Justice for All</i>, <i>Swing Shift</i>, <i>Law & Order: Special Victims Unit</i>, <i>God of Carnage</i>, and <i>The Blacklist</i>. Now, in <i>True Stories from an Unreliable Eyewitness</i>, this acclaimed performer channels her creativity inward to share her own story for the first time.</p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Christine Lahti, Actress, Activist and A+ Author! </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >L. Cat Schultz</span> on 10-26-18 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Christine-Lahti/B07CPS3Y9Y?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_1_5_1">Christine Lahti</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-last bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B00URXJ9NE" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B00URXJ9NE' 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</div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >Lifted by the Great Nothing</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B00URXJ9NE" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-Lifted by the Great Nothing" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >Lifted by the Great Nothing</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Karim Dimechkie </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Neil Shah </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list 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Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill 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class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small 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He lives with his father, Rasheed, who is enamored of his concept of American culture - baseball and barbeques - and tries to shed his Lebanese heritage completely. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> 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bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Excellent </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Cheyenne</span> on 06-13-15 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/search?searchAuthor=Karim+Dimechkie&ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_1_6_1">Karim Dimechkie</a> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div> <input type="hidden" name="prevLabel" value="Previous slide" > <input type="hidden" name="nextLabel" value="Next slide" > <div 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I have tried to be as honest as I possibly could - apologies in advance to my husband and parents, but hopefully any discomfort you feel is quickly replaced by laughter. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> 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Body; One Woman's Story </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Meghan Matt</span> on 06-03-15 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Brittany-Gibbons/B00NFMF76W?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_1_1_1">Brittany Gibbons</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B00AAJC7KW" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B00AAJC7KW' 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bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >An Intimate Life</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B00AAJC7KW" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-An Intimate Life" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >An Intimate Life</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro bc-size-base bc-color-base" > Sex, Love, and My Journey as a Surrogate Partner </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Cheryl Cohen-Greene </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Rebecca Gibel </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 9 hrs and 1 min </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i 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class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 51 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 51 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> For the past 40 years, Cheryl Cohen Greene has worked as a surrogate partner, helping clients to confront, consider, and ultimately accept their sexuality. In this riveting memoir, Cohen Greene shares some of her most moving cases, and also reveals her own sexual coming-of-age. Beginning with a rigid Catholic upbringing in the 1950s, where she was taught to think sex and sexual desires were unnatural and wrong, Cohen Greene struggled to reconcile her sexual identity. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small 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<span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > The Tender Memoir of a Sex Surrogate </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Susie</span> on 12-06-12 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/search?searchAuthor=Cheryl+Cohen-Greene&ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_1_2_1">Cheryl Cohen-Greene</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B07KBBNGP3" 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In the months and years that followed, he recorded weekly update videos about the physical and emotional changes he experienced. Skylar’s openness and positivity attracted thousands of viewers, who followed along as his voice deepened and his body changed shape. Through surgeries and recovery, highs and lows, from high school to college to the real world, Skylar welcomed others on his journey. </p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span 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alt="Eat the Document Audiobook By Dana Spiotta cover art" width="100%" /> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >Eat the Document</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B009ZHLVOS" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-Eat the Document" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >Eat the Document</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Dana Spiotta </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Rachael Warren </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> 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When one action goes wrong, the course of their lives is forever changed. The two must erase their past, forge new identities, and never see each other again. Now it is the 1990s. 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bc-color-base" > A Feminist Coming of Age </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Christine Lahti </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Christine Lahti </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 5 hrs and 30 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base 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bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 33 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill 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bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 32 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 31 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> <p>For decades, actress and director Christine Lahti has captivated the hearts and minds of her audience through iconic roles in <i>Chicago Hope</i>, <i>Running on Empty</i>, <i>Housekeeping</i>, <i>And Justice for All</i>, <i>Swing Shift</i>, <i>Law & Order: Special Victims Unit</i>, <i>God of Carnage</i>, and <i>The Blacklist</i>. Now, in <i>True Stories from an Unreliable Eyewitness</i>, this acclaimed performer channels her creativity inward to share her own story for the first time.</p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Christine Lahti, Actress, Activist and A+ Author! </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >L. Cat Schultz</span> on 10-26-18 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Christine-Lahti/B07CPS3Y9Y?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_1_5_1">Christine Lahti</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-last bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B00URXJ9NE" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B00URXJ9NE' 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<span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >Lifted by the Great Nothing</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B00URXJ9NE" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-Lifted by the Great Nothing" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >Lifted by the Great Nothing</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Karim Dimechkie </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Neil Shah </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base 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class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small 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bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 46 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> Max doesn't remember his mother, who was murdered by burglars before they emigrated from Beirut to New Jersey. He lives with his father, Rasheed, who is enamored of his concept of American culture - baseball and barbeques - and tries to shed his Lebanese heritage completely. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> 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srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51qlkMqxUdL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51qlkMqxUdL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <source type="image/jpg" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51qlkMqxUdL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51qlkMqxUdL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <img id="product-carousel-image-c141-i7" class="bc-pub-block bc-image-inset-border js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51qlkMqxUdL._SL320_.jpg" loading="lazy" alt="Why I Hate Green Beans Audiobook By Lincee Ray cover art" width="100%" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51qlkMqxUdL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51qlkMqxUdL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> </picture> </div> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >Why I Hate Green Beans</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B079NBVTYK" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-Why I Hate Green Beans" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >Why I Hate Green Beans</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro bc-size-base bc-color-base" > And Other Confessions About Relationships, Reality TV, and How We See Ourselves </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Lincee Ray </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Lincee Ray </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 4 hrs and 57 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" 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style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 53 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div 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<p>If there is one thing Lincee Ray has learned over the years, it's that the majority of women on the planet struggle with insecurities. Our skinny jeans mock us. Our just-trying-to-help mothers are just driving us crazy. Our social media feeds taunt us with everyone else's picture-perfect lives. It's enough to send you on a gummy-bear bender while binge-watching <i>Friends</i> reruns and not showering for a week. Lincee knows. She's been there. Right there, in fact. Gummy bears and all.</p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Perfect in every way! </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Anonymous User</span> on 10-19-22 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Lincee-Ray/B074DLR8WP?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_2_1_1">Lincee Ray</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B00H8Y7B6W" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B00H8Y7B6W' href="/pd/Does-This-Baby-Make-Me-Look-Straight-Audiobook/B00H8Y7B6W?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_2_2"> <div class="adbl-asin-impression " data-asin="B00H8Y7B6W" data-widget="" data-position="2" data-face-out="" data-source="" data-url="/pd/Does-This-Baby-Make-Me-Look-Straight-Audiobook/B00H8Y7B6W?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_2_2" > <div> <picture> <source type="image/webp" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51IQO0BxhgL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51IQO0BxhgL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <source type="image/jpg" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51IQO0BxhgL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51IQO0BxhgL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <img id="product-carousel-image-c141-i8" class="bc-pub-block bc-image-inset-border js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51IQO0BxhgL._SL320_.jpg" loading="lazy" alt="Does This Baby Make Me Look Straight? 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bc-size-base bc-color-base" > Confessions of a Gay Dad </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Dan Bucatinsky </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Dan Bucatinsky </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon 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bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 797 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty 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Two and a half years later, the same birth mother - a heroically generous, pack-a-day teen with a passion for Bridezilla marathons and Mountain Dew - delivered a son into the couple’s arms. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >3 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > A Parenting Book with Humor and Heart </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >The Reading Date</span> on 02-05-14 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Dan-Bucatinsky/B006NFUJCU?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_2_2_1">Dan Bucatinsky</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B00FJ7XH3G" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B00FJ7XH3G' href="/pd/Victorian-Secrets-Audiobook/B00FJ7XH3G?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_2_3"> <div class="adbl-asin-impression " data-asin="B00FJ7XH3G" data-widget="" data-position="3" data-face-out="" data-source="" data-url="/pd/Victorian-Secrets-Audiobook/B00FJ7XH3G?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_2_3" > <div> <picture> <source type="image/webp" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51WCLcrDfML._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51WCLcrDfML._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <source type="image/jpg" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51WCLcrDfML._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51WCLcrDfML._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <img id="product-carousel-image-c141-i9" class="bc-pub-block bc-image-inset-border js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51WCLcrDfML._SL320_.jpg" loading="lazy" alt="Victorian Secrets Audiobook By Sarah A. Chrisman cover art" width="100%" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51WCLcrDfML._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51WCLcrDfML._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> </picture> </div> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >Victorian Secrets</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B00FJ7XH3G" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-Victorian Secrets" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >Victorian Secrets</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro bc-size-base bc-color-base" > What a Corset Taught Me about the Past, the Present, and Myself </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Sarah A. Chrisman </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Kristin Kalbli </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 71 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 62 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 64 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> On Sarah A. Chrisman's 29th birthday, her husband, Gabriel, presented her with a corset. The material and the design were breathtakingly beautiful, but her mind immediately filled with unwelcome views. Although she had been in love with the Victorian era all her life, she had specifically asked her husband not to buy her a corset - ever. She'd heard how corsets affected the female body and what they represented, and she wanted none of it. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >3 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Exploration of Vanity </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Sara</span> on 09-08-14 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Sarah-A-Chrisman/B00EB0E8OE?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_2_3_1">Sarah A. Chrisman</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B00V3YFQPG" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B00V3YFQPG' href="/pd/I-Like-You-Just-the-Way-I-Am-Audiobook/B00V3YFQPG?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_2_4"> <div class="adbl-asin-impression " data-asin="B00V3YFQPG" data-widget="" data-position="4" data-face-out="" data-source="" 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https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51Pmv7otI7L._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> </picture> </div> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >I Like You Just the Way I Am</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B00V3YFQPG" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-I Like You Just the Way I Am" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >I Like You Just the Way I Am</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro bc-size-base bc-color-base" > Stories About Me and Some Other People </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Jenny Mollen </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Jenny Mollen </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 7 hrs </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 835 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 745 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 737 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> Jenny Mollen is an actress and writer living in Los Angeles. She is also a wife, married to a famous guy (which is annoying only because he gets free shit and she doesn't). She doesn't want much from life. Just to be loved - by everybody: her parents, her dogs, her ex-boyfriends, her ex-boyfriends' dogs, her husband, her husband's ex-girlfriends, her husband's ex-girlfriend's new boyfriends, etc. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >3 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Hmm...Why am I listening to a bio of Jenny Mollen? </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Elisabeth W.</span> on 09-16-15 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Jenny-Mollen/B00JALZ848?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_2_4_1">Jenny Mollen</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B00D3OKXBG" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B00D3OKXBG' href="/pd/Dear-Girls-Above-Me-Audiobook/B00D3OKXBG?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_2_5"> <div class="adbl-asin-impression " data-asin="B00D3OKXBG" data-widget="" data-position="5" data-face-out="" data-source="" data-url="/pd/Dear-Girls-Above-Me-Audiobook/B00D3OKXBG?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_2_5" > <div> <picture> <source type="image/webp" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51cSzkZmFiL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51cSzkZmFiL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <source type="image/jpg" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51cSzkZmFiL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51cSzkZmFiL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <img id="product-carousel-image-c141-i11" class="bc-pub-block bc-image-inset-border js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51cSzkZmFiL._SL320_.jpg" loading="lazy" alt="Dear Girls Above Me Audiobook By Charles McDowell cover art" width="100%" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51cSzkZmFiL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51cSzkZmFiL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> </picture> </div> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >Dear Girls Above Me</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B00D3OKXBG" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-Dear Girls Above Me" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >Dear Girls Above Me</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro bc-size-base bc-color-base" > Inspired by a True Story </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Charles McDowell </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 8 hrs and 1 min </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small 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aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 78 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span 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bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 75 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 74 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> When Charlie McDowell began sharing his open letters to his noisy upstairs neighbors - two impossibly ditzy female roommates in their mid-twenties - on Twitter, his feed quickly went viral. His followers multiplied and he got the attention of everyone from celebrities to production studios to major media outlets such as <i>Time</i> and <i>Glamour.</i> <p></p><p>Now <i>Dear Girls</i> breaks out of the 140-character limit as Charlie imagines what would happen if he put the wisdom of the girls to the test. </p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > An Enjoyable Listen </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Elle W</span> on 11-05-13 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/search?searchAuthor=Charles+McDowell&ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_2_5_1">Charles McDowell</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-last bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B00KLITQMO" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B00KLITQMO' href="/pd/The-Secret-Side-of-Empty-Audiobook/B00KLITQMO?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_2_6"> <div class="adbl-asin-impression " data-asin="B00KLITQMO" data-widget="" data-position="6" data-face-out="" data-source="" data-url="/pd/The-Secret-Side-of-Empty-Audiobook/B00KLITQMO?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_2_6" > <div> <picture> <source type="image/webp" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51Ws5U9kgIL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51Ws5U9kgIL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <source type="image/jpg" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51Ws5U9kgIL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51Ws5U9kgIL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <img id="product-carousel-image-c141-i12" class="bc-pub-block bc-image-inset-border js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51Ws5U9kgIL._SL320_.jpg" loading="lazy" alt="The Secret Side of Empty Audiobook By Maria E. Andreu cover art" width="100%" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51Ws5U9kgIL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51Ws5U9kgIL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> </picture> </div> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >The Secret Side of Empty</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B00KLITQMO" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-The Secret Side of Empty" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >The Secret Side of Empty</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Maria E. Andreu </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Eileen Stevens </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i 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bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 24 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 23 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 23 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> What's it like to be undocumented? High school senior M.T. knows all too well. With graduation and an uncertain future looming, she must figure out how to grow up in the only country she's ever called home... a country in which she's "illegal". M.T. was born in Argentina and brought to America as a baby without any official papers. And as questions of college, work, and the future arise, M.T. will have to decide what exactly she wants for herself, knowing someone she loves will unavoidably pay the price for it. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >3 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Heavy topics handled well but just fell short 4 me </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >AudioBookHoe</span> on 07-30-17 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Maria-E-Andreu/B00DGGU9TC?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_2_6_1">Maria E. Andreu</a> </p> </div> </div> <div id="" class="bc-row product-carousel-item" style=""> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B00DP43SQ6" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B00DP43SQ6' href="/pd/Tango-My-Childhood-Backwards-and-in-High-Heels-Audiobook/B00DP43SQ6?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_3_1"> <div class="adbl-asin-impression " data-asin="B00DP43SQ6" data-widget="" data-position="1" data-face-out="" data-source="" 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bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 35 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> Recently hailed as "the greatest cabaret artist of [V's] generation" in <i>The New Yorker</i>, Mx. Justin Vivian Bond makes a brilliant literary debut with this staggeringly candid and hilarious novella-length memoir. With a recent diagnosis of attention deficit disorder, and news that V's first lover from childhood has been imprisoned for impersonating an undercover police officer, Bond recalls in vivid detail coming of age as a trans kid. Always haunted by the knowledge of being "different," Bond was further confused when the bully next door wanted to meet secretly. Their trysts went on for years, and made Bond acutely aware of sexual power and vulnerability. With inimitable style, Bond raises issues about LGBTQ adolescence, homophobia, parenting, and sexuality, while being utterly entertaining. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span 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>5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Justin Vivian Bond Knocks It Out of the Park </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Susie</span> on 01-15-14 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Justin-Vivian-Bond/B004TI5PAO?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_3_1_1">Justin Vivian Bond</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-1978648618" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block 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Natalia Gervais; and finally as an HIV-positive gay man surviving the AIDS crisis in the 1980s. From growing up in a barely-working-class first-generation immigrant family in Fall River, Massachusetts, to spinning across the disco dance floor of Studio 54 in New York City, Brian escaped many near-death experiences. <i>Trans Figured</i> chronicles a life lived on the edge with an unforgettable cast of characters.</p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > 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class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > How utterly exhausting </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Leah</span> on 11-19-18 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Brian-Belovitch/B07P9XR8QV?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_3_2_1">Brian Belovitch</a> </p> 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https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51Ss6uXVCsL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> </picture> </div> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >I Don’t Care about Your Band</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B00AJUJZOS" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-I Don’t Care about Your Band" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >I Don’t Care about Your Band</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro bc-size-base bc-color-base" > What I Learned from Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux-Sensitive Hipsters, and Other Guys I’ve Dated </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Julie Klausner </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Julie Klausner </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty 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bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 339 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span 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<div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress 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the humiliations we endure to find love - and the lessons that can be culled from the wreckage. <i>I Don't Care about Your Band</i> posits that lately the worst guys to date are the ones who seem sensitive. It's the jerks in nice guy clothing, not the players in Ed Hardy, who break the hearts of modern girls. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Shopping for Men at the Wrong Mall </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Pamela Harvey</span> on 01-02-13 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Julie-Klausner/B002O37F3G?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_3_3_1">Julie Klausner</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B07FB7RS4X" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B07FB7RS4X' href="/pd/Manservant-Audiobook/B07FB7RS4X?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_3_4"> <div class="adbl-asin-impression " data-asin="B07FB7RS4X" data-widget="" data-position="4" data-face-out="" data-source="" data-url="/pd/Manservant-Audiobook/B07FB7RS4X?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_3_4" > <div> <picture> <source type="image/webp" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51-5xy++XLL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51-5xy++XLL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <source type="image/jpg" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51-5xy++XLL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51-5xy++XLL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <img id="product-carousel-image-c141-i16" class="bc-pub-block bc-image-inset-border js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51-5xy++XLL._SL320_.jpg" loading="lazy" alt="Manservant Audiobook By Shari J. Ryan, Lisa Brown - editor cover art" width="100%" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51-5xy++XLL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51-5xy++XLL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> </picture> </div> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >Manservant</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B07FB7RS4X" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-Manservant" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >Manservant</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Shari J. Ryan, Lisa Brown - editor </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Victoria Mei </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 31 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 29 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 29 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> <p>I just wanted an easy summer job.... That didn’t happen. Now, I’m in a living nightmare as I work alongside this monster of a man with mesmerizing emerald eyes that look at me inappropriately every time I see him. To add insult to injury, he has a tan I just want to lick, and a butt worth drooling over every time he purposefully walks by me. But, he's an asshat, and looks are everything. I mean, aren't. LOOKS. ARE. NOT. EVERYTHING. Why do I have to keep reminding myself of this? This is a story of little restraint, too much desire, questionable actions, and the best sex I've ever had.</p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >3 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Glad I listened to the second book first </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Mary's older sister</span> on 11-02-18 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Shari-J-Ryan/B00EQ410LY?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_3_4_1">Shari J. Ryan</a>, and others </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B01K588B8Y" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-popover"> <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" aria-hidden='false' aria-describedby='product-list-flyout-B01K588B8Y' href="/pd/Dirty-Thirty-Audiobook/B01K588B8Y?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_3_5"> <div class="adbl-asin-impression " data-asin="B01K588B8Y" data-widget="" data-position="5" data-face-out="" data-source="" data-url="/pd/Dirty-Thirty-Audiobook/B01K588B8Y?ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_3_5" > <div> <picture> <source type="image/webp" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61AA1NBt3vL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61AA1NBt3vL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <source type="image/jpg" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61AA1NBt3vL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61AA1NBt3vL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> <img id="product-carousel-image-c141-i17" class="bc-pub-block bc-image-inset-border js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61AA1NBt3vL._SL320_.jpg" loading="lazy" alt="Dirty Thirty Audiobook By Asa Akira cover art" width="100%" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61AA1NBt3vL._SL160_.jpg 1x, https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61AA1NBt3vL._SL320_.jpg 2x" /> </picture> </div> </div> <span class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-size-title2 bc-color-base bc-text-bold bc-text-ellipses" >Dirty Thirty</span> </a> </div> <div id="product-list-flyout-B01K588B8Y" class="bc-popover bc-hidden bc-palette-default" role="tooltip" aria-label="popover-Dirty Thirty" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >Dirty Thirty</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Asa Akira </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Veronica Worthington </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 161 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 147 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 145 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> As she contemplates turning 30 years old while still being in the adult film trade, Asa Akira, author of the best-seller <i>Insatiable</i>, delves into her past, present, and future, exploring the events that brought her to where she is now and the surprising and insightful plans she has for her future. Internationally known as a porn star, Akira's perceptive, funny, and straightforward writings on love, sex, death, marriage, and celebrity come together in a surprising book of essays. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small 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<span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > this was fun I'm going to buy her other book 2 </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Sir Lawrence </span> on 01-09-19 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <p class="bc-text oneLine bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left bc-size-callout bc-color-carbon65%"> By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/search?searchAuthor=Asa+Akira&ref_pageloadid=sEeTEFvg3mLxOIwJ&pf_rd_p=3c14cb09-3443-47f2-8da7-1f77d63f593f&pf_rd_r=8FH3QPQ3KG0PDVXAVT8Z&plink=I779z269C9AUCe4X&pageLoadId=JWdYyvBtwFOhPUXx&creativeId=bd3b6000-59ff-40b4-96df-c937d020fe21&ref=a_pd_Bearde_c141_adblp13ntcdx_3_5_1">Asa Akira</a> </p> </div> <div class="bc-col carousel-product bc-col-last bc-col-2"> <div data-trigger="product-list-flyout-B0070YWXCC" 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aria-label="popover-Don't Leave Me This Way" data-popover-position="right" data-width=320 data-hoverable="false" data-bodyLevel="true"> <span class="bc-popover-beak"></span> <div class="bc-popover-inner" style=""> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-pub-overflow-hidden bc-spacing-small bc-size-small bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-text-bold" >Don't Leave Me This Way</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro bc-size-base bc-color-base" > Or When I Get Back on My Feet You'll Be Sorry </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Julia Fox Garrison </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Joyce Bean </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 99 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 86 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="half-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-left-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-left-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4.5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 86 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> Julia Fox Garrison refused to listen to the professionals she called Dr. Jerk and Dr. Panic, who - after she suffered a massive, debilitating stroke at age thirty-seven - told her she’d probably die, or to Nurse Doom, who ignored her emergency call button. Instead she heeded the advice of kind, gifted Dr. Neuro, who promised her he would “treat your mind as well as your body.” Julia figured if she could somehow manage to get herself into a wheelchair, at least she’d always find parking. But after many, many months of hospitalization and rehab, Julia not only got into a wheelchair, but she got back out. </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i 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class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <span class="bc-text bc-size-body bc-color-secondary" aria-hidden=true aria-hidden=true> 3.9 out of 5.0 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 5 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="40.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:40.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 13 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 4 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="31.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:31.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 10 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 3 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="15.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:15.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 5 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 2 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="3.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:3.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 1 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 1 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="9.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:9.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 3 </span> </li> </ul> </span> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> <div class="bc-text bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-size-title4" >Performance</div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item rating-stars bc-spacing-s2" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <span class="bc-text bc-size-body bc-color-secondary" aria-hidden=true aria-hidden=true> 4.1 out of 5.0 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 5 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="53.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:53.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 15 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 4 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="17.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:17.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 5 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 3 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="17.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:17.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 5 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 2 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="3.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:3.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 1 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 1 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="7.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:7.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 2 </span> </li> </ul> </span> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> <div class="bc-text bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-size-title4" >Story</div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item rating-stars bc-spacing-s2" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >4 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <span class="bc-text bc-size-body bc-color-secondary" aria-hidden=true aria-hidden=true> 3.9 out of 5.0 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 5 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="39.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:39.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 11 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 4 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="35.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:35.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 10 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 3 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="10.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:10.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 3 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 2 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="7.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:7.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 2 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 1 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="7.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:7.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 2 </span> </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-s9" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-offscreen bc-text-bold" >Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.</h2> <div class="bc-tabs"> <div class="bc-tab-set" role="tablist" aria-label=""> <a class="bc-link bc-tab-heading bc-inline-block bc-tab-active globalReviewsTabs bc-color-base" tabindex="0" role='tab' aria-selected="true" data-tab='tab1' id="US"> <div class="bc-box bc-box-padding-small bc-relative bc-text-center" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-callout" >Audible.com reviews</h2> <span class="bc-color-background-active bc-tab-bar bc-tab-heading-active"></span> 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bc-size-footnote bc-color-secondary" id="sortBy" >Sort by:</span> </div> </div> <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive"> <form autocomplete="off"> <div class="bc-input-container"> <label class="bc-dropdown-advanced bc-input-box-color bc-dropdown-small reviewSortOptions"> <select id=reviewSortUS aria-labelledby='sortBy' class="bc-input-advanced bc-dropdown-color bc-input-small"> <option id="MostHelpful" value="MostHelpful" class="" > Most helpful </option> <option id="MostRecent" value="MostRecent" class="" > Most recent </option> <option id="MostRelevant" selected value="MostRelevant" class="" > Most relevant </option> </select> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-caret-down-s2 bc-dropdown-icon bc-icon-caret-down bc-icon-size-s2 bc-color-base" > </i> </label> </div></form> </div> </div> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-3"> <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-micro" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-12"> <span class="bc-text bc-size-footnote bc-color-secondary" id="filterBy" >Filter by:</span> </div> </div> <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive"> <form autocomplete="off"> <div class="bc-input-container"> <label class="bc-dropdown-advanced bc-input-box-color bc-dropdown-small reviewSortOptions"> <select id=reviewFilterUS aria-labelledby='filterBy' class="bc-input-advanced bc-dropdown-color bc-input-small"> <option id="allStars" value="allStars" class="" > All stars </option> <option id="includeFiveStar" value="includeFiveStar" class="" > 5 star only </option> <option id="includeFourStar" value="includeFourStar" class="" > 4 star only </option> <option id="includeThreeStar" value="includeThreeStar" class="" > 3 star only </option> <option id="includeTwoStar" value="includeTwoStar" class="" > 2 star only </option> <option id="includeOneStar" value="includeOneStar" class="" > 1 star only </option> </select> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-caret-down-s2 bc-dropdown-icon bc-icon-caret-down bc-icon-size-s2 bc-color-base" > </i> </label> </div></form> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="bc-section listReviewsTabUS" style="" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-top-s4 bc-spacing-s5" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-3"> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-mini bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-6"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-6"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span 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aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-top-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-6"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-6"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon 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I like Mara's voice, and I wish she would narrate other works as well! </p> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-micro bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-body bc-color-base bc-text-bold"> Have you listened to any of Mara Altman’s other performances before? How does this one compare? </p> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-base bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-body bc-color-secondary"> I have not yet, but intend to do so! </p> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-micro bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-body bc-color-base bc-text-bold"> Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry? </p> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-base bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-body bc-color-secondary"> I laughed at parts, and all in all related to her anxiety and struggle with hairiness. As a woman of eastern European descent myself, I've had my fair share of mortifying and memorable moments in my effort to remove unwanted hair. </p> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-micro bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-body bc-color-base bc-text-bold"> Any additional comments? </p> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-base bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-body bc-color-secondary"> This book was an enjoyable listen, and I definitely recommend it. 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Her humorous approach to both positive body image and explanation about body functions, particularly the unsightly ones, sparked my interest. I discovered she had written this similar, short sampling of the same topic already. I chose to experience it on audio with the author doing her own narration. <br/> <br/>This sampling is about body hair on women though body hair in general gets a bit of the focus. She starts off with a poignant, humorous narrative about her young teen self discovering that having body hair anywhere that is not approved by the society norm can mark you among your peers. She goes on to share how she spent a great amount of time after that eradicating, mostly with the help of pros before one day on the brink of marriage, she stops to wonder why she- and women in general- are forced to remove all that hair to be considered acceptable and even beautiful. She consulted those who studied it scientifically, anthropologically, and even consulted women who lead and follow current beauty trends. The results were mixed and unsatisfactory with nothing definitive she could latch onto. It all came down to self, really. Self and finding another accepting person in the man she was with- and, he was more than accepting of her just the way she was. <br/> <br/>Without brow beating a person, I liked the mix of personal anecdote, actual research, and the willingness to tackle a not so pretty subject about female humans- body hair. She's willing to ask the questions that most of us have thought about, but in no way want to bring up even among family, friends, and significant others. 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