<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408</id><updated>2025-02-19T11:35:08.401-06:00</updated><category term="info"/><category term="random tables"/><category term="Spaceship Sunday"/><category term="Bandits and Battlecruisers"/><category term="nebulae"/><category term="Cavern Day"/><category term="A to Z"/><category term="items"/><category term="Terminal Space"/><category term="inspirations"/><category term="Krshal"/><category term="maps"/><category term="nasty"/><category term="artwork"/><category term="PDF"/><category term="Project P"/><category term="additional rules"/><category term="rambling"/><category term="Charon Prime"/><category term="monsters"/><category term="releases"/><category term="artifacts"/><category term="design"/><category term="Wilderness Day"/><category term="geography"/><category term="other sources"/><category term="underworld"/><category term="whY"/><category term="Pain RPG"/><category term="progress"/><category term="Black Tome"/><category term="Nothingness"/><category term="awesome"/><category term="gods and demons"/><category term="useless"/><category term="Ashen Void"/><category term="rumors"/><category term="spaceships"/><category term="BotM"/><category term="downloads"/><category term="old stuff"/><category term="Bandits and Basilisks"/><category term="Lunation"/><category term="board games"/><category term="heroes of Ortix"/><category term="history of Ortix"/><category term="classless RPG"/><category term="names"/><category term="spellbook"/><category term="100"/><category term="Darkest Hour"/><category term="Megastructure"/><category term="OSR"/><category term="challenges"/><category term="game reports"/><category term="survey"/><category term="Nameless City"/><category term="colors"/><category term="quotes"/><category term="races and classes"/><category term="Diamond Diceless"/><category term="Ortix Worldship"/><category term="Ortix campaign"/><category term="WTF"/><category term="dragons"/><category term="dungeon"/><category term="fungal death"/><category term="sewers"/><category term="starship weapons"/><category term="wilderness"/><category term="Battlestation Omega"/><category term="Crypt Crawler"/><category term="NPCs"/><category term="WFRP"/><category term="CoC"/><category term="Free RPG Day"/><category term="Perilous Frontiers"/><category term="Xsection Mapbook"/><category term="adventure plots"/><category term="moons"/><category term="traps"/><category term="Mörk Borg"/><category term="Revenant"/><category term="TPK"/><category term="Void Blade"/><category term="books"/><category term="implants"/><category term="music"/><category term="podcasts"/><category term="wordplay"/><category term="work"/><title type='text'>World of Ortix</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default?start-index=26&max-results=25'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>790</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-5340803897589216844</id><published>2025-02-18T03:45:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2025-02-18T03:49:12.198-06:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="useless"/><title type='text'>Mad King's Decisions - random table</title><content type='html'><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpSHP7zxkhofyOgDwBHAtR3CjlL9Yqvg-X9HcfyjtRHy0PtcFYBve483OxVS05Q2MrldKR0gfRv7xoSE3i3s-ZKOcYhyphenhyphenGXAqPqyzayQ2GEuGKpMiXMgAB0-rjXwCuj11v9VmFAVWtM_NdAkOIntMWSNNwr4AXg6v1rCmlq6WFJDdLM1NedSeWD-zzl_tnI/s434/elgringoloco.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="434" data-original-width="348" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpSHP7zxkhofyOgDwBHAtR3CjlL9Yqvg-X9HcfyjtRHy0PtcFYBve483OxVS05Q2MrldKR0gfRv7xoSE3i3s-ZKOcYhyphenhyphenGXAqPqyzayQ2GEuGKpMiXMgAB0-rjXwCuj11v9VmFAVWtM_NdAkOIntMWSNNwr4AXg6v1rCmlq6WFJDdLM1NedSeWD-zzl_tnI/s16000/elgringoloco.png" /></a></div>Roll 1d10 and enjoy the mayhem:<ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Contradict your last edict.</li><li>Contradict your last edict, only to revert to it 1d4 days later.</li><li>Show up on the big horse race event*.</li><li>Pact with your biggest historical enemy with no apparent reason.</li><li>Propose annexation of all of border kingdoms.</li><li>Nominate kingdom's biggest d6: 1 idiot; 2 con, 3 criminal, 4 evil cult leader, 5 lunatic, 6 legendary monster - as your advisor.</li><li>Execute the realm's d6: 1 archmage, 2 spy leader, 3 royal physician, 4 key general, 5 advisor, 6 key minister.</li><li>Exile all the d4: 1 royal guards, 2 royal cooks, 3 capital city's administrators, 4 army officers.</li><li>Revert your last 1d4 edicts. There is a 37% chance to revert the reversal day later. Roll separately for each edict.&nbsp;</li><li>Roll twice and combine the effects!</li></ol>*) I love NASCAR, as one of 2d20 Europeans who watch it.&nbsp;PS. My <a href="https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/02/more-sale-is-more-better-still-50.html" target="_blank">50% sale of all </a><a href="https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/02/more-sale-is-more-better-still-50.html" target="_blank">PDFs</a> is still going! </content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/5340803897589216844/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/02/mad-kings-decisions-random-table.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/5340803897589216844'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/5340803897589216844'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/02/mad-kings-decisions-random-table.html' title='Mad King's Decisions - random table'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpSHP7zxkhofyOgDwBHAtR3CjlL9Yqvg-X9HcfyjtRHy0PtcFYBve483OxVS05Q2MrldKR0gfRv7xoSE3i3s-ZKOcYhyphenhyphenGXAqPqyzayQ2GEuGKpMiXMgAB0-rjXwCuj11v9VmFAVWtM_NdAkOIntMWSNNwr4AXg6v1rCmlq6WFJDdLM1NedSeWD-zzl_tnI/s72-c/elgringoloco.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-7415036552575969339</id><published>2025-02-01T14:33:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2025-02-01T14:33:27.369-06:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="info"/><title type='text'>MORE SALE IS MORE BETTER - still a 50% discount!</title><content type='html'><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOcRM9SBdalikw0cXHvjQcUm5C28N9wddBjHvgj4ohkPvqO9J6ONhS-HmEM4REWvpJ07zCML7PvOWH0Mjyjefv-hc-FHiyUp6QuhxK_-IWoo_WNIYcZQZVolh4LyLS56xoUREH31RgZwnDdetZSi69DtdwXcuTUWSCZs5KIvWpiuDQA8HpXAudoRWuAkz4/s488/fifty.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="269" data-original-width="488" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOcRM9SBdalikw0cXHvjQcUm5C28N9wddBjHvgj4ohkPvqO9J6ONhS-HmEM4REWvpJ07zCML7PvOWH0Mjyjefv-hc-FHiyUp6QuhxK_-IWoo_WNIYcZQZVolh4LyLS56xoUREH31RgZwnDdetZSi69DtdwXcuTUWSCZs5KIvWpiuDQA8HpXAudoRWuAkz4/s16000/fifty.png" /></a></div>&nbsp;Yup. I decided to prolong the <strike>agony</strike> promo on all my PDFs on DTRPG. Now it lasts for the entire February!<a href="https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/browse?author=%22Albert%20Rakowski%22" target="_blank">GET MY <strike>POOP</strike> PDFS ON DRIVETHRU! NOW FIFTY PERCENT OFF!</a> </content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/7415036552575969339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/02/more-sale-is-more-better-still-50.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/7415036552575969339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/7415036552575969339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/02/more-sale-is-more-better-still-50.html' title='MORE SALE IS MORE BETTER - still a 50% discount!'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOcRM9SBdalikw0cXHvjQcUm5C28N9wddBjHvgj4ohkPvqO9J6ONhS-HmEM4REWvpJ07zCML7PvOWH0Mjyjefv-hc-FHiyUp6QuhxK_-IWoo_WNIYcZQZVolh4LyLS56xoUREH31RgZwnDdetZSi69DtdwXcuTUWSCZs5KIvWpiuDQA8HpXAudoRWuAkz4/s72-c/fifty.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-5916196055580687313</id><published>2025-01-22T10:41:00.005-06:00</published><updated>2025-01-22T10:41:45.347-06:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="info"/><title type='text'>End of January sale - 50% discount on all my shit on DTRPG!</title><content type='html'><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSlZ_0wIW6sqgPqLInaQbZnCmwO4o5T7COzyrFqXygFW-_KMMLeQc0l5RbGp-keJVXQQ_NYZZbyzRFdgwJldZNaWBI-QiaoIdP15qJpSGUPn7DjP6tj_GcfRNrh2hkbpsclwXD5DR5ChRfEgirATVadeAb8S5ZSX86J-yv9PeCLet2NIJxPiXn7jSPx0AV/s488/50.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="269" data-original-width="488" height="220" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSlZ_0wIW6sqgPqLInaQbZnCmwO4o5T7COzyrFqXygFW-_KMMLeQc0l5RbGp-keJVXQQ_NYZZbyzRFdgwJldZNaWBI-QiaoIdP15qJpSGUPn7DjP6tj_GcfRNrh2hkbpsclwXD5DR5ChRfEgirATVadeAb8S5ZSX86J-yv9PeCLet2NIJxPiXn7jSPx0AV/w400-h220/50.png" width="400" /></a>That's right. All my PDFs on DriveThruRPG are now 50% off. Which combined with the site-wide sale, drops the prices even more. Promo lasts until the end of the month. Enjoy!<a href="https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/browse?author=%22Albert%20Rakowski%22" target="_blank">BUY MY STUFF EVEN CHEAPER!</a> </content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/5916196055580687313/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/01/end-of-january-sale-50-discount-on-all.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/5916196055580687313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/5916196055580687313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/01/end-of-january-sale-50-discount-on-all.html' title='End of January sale - 50% discount on all my shit on DTRPG!'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSlZ_0wIW6sqgPqLInaQbZnCmwO4o5T7COzyrFqXygFW-_KMMLeQc0l5RbGp-keJVXQQ_NYZZbyzRFdgwJldZNaWBI-QiaoIdP15qJpSGUPn7DjP6tj_GcfRNrh2hkbpsclwXD5DR5ChRfEgirATVadeAb8S5ZSX86J-yv9PeCLet2NIJxPiXn7jSPx0AV/s72-w400-h220-c/50.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-6800104350004846160</id><published>2025-01-15T02:01:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2025-01-15T08:13:03.506-06:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><title type='text'>Ridiculous Random Results - Disappointing Treasure</title><content type='html'><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifQ37oVpvPoqhSD3A-hT_qOuF5fI6UGEPt43wwVbwvclxet3vL_UYOwExDv3NB2BhU-yhudn9ZXOjhXFoEVQupO4AzkN-wwSvvWP-JRxWbSjQx6ji0s1rcRwagOk_inTwhOOqx1xzXwpnKTfkhOHJ2fQKEICKpp9Gcfxh9cai_AnzCwYwcY4jrtCC96QEt/s773/llll.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="772" data-original-width="773" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifQ37oVpvPoqhSD3A-hT_qOuF5fI6UGEPt43wwVbwvclxet3vL_UYOwExDv3NB2BhU-yhudn9ZXOjhXFoEVQupO4AzkN-wwSvvWP-JRxWbSjQx6ji0s1rcRwagOk_inTwhOOqx1xzXwpnKTfkhOHJ2fQKEICKpp9Gcfxh9cai_AnzCwYwcY4jrtCC96QEt/s320/llll.png" width="320" /></a></div>Another random table from my <a href="https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/01/ridiculous-random-results.html" target="_blank">latest release</a>. Roll 1d20 and enjoy your disappointment: <ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Chest full of candies shaped like coins</li><li>Pouch full with colorful glass shards</li><li>Sculpture of a chest</li><li>Moldy leather armor</li><li>Rugged traveler’s boots, soaked with potent psychedelics</li><li>Magical tome, totally ruined with tar</li><li>Scroll tube full of children drawings</li><li>Miniature full plate armor, rusty</li><li>Chest within a chest within a chest within a chest</li><li>Chest with a very complicated lock; the key to open it is the only item inside</li><li>Two gilded potties, full of ancient “treasure”</li><li>Beautiful wooden sculpture - unfortunately, it seems it was used as a target practice at least few dozen times</li><li>Ornate oil lamp made of brass; no Djinn inside</li><li>Supposedly magical wand, broken in three pieces</li><li>Wooden case full of small flasks or jars </li><li>Small portable altar or a reliquary, made of a hollowed-out loaf of bread</li><li>Scroll containing an ancient cipher that turns out to be totally gibberish</li><li>Map leading the to the Tomb of Thousand Traps</li><li>Dragon egg, hardboiled</li><li>Jar containing two dozen goblin testicles, preserved in honey</li></ol>&nbsp;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/6800104350004846160/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/01/ridiculous-random-results-disappointing.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/6800104350004846160'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/6800104350004846160'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/01/ridiculous-random-results-disappointing.html' title='Ridiculous Random Results - Disappointing Treasure'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifQ37oVpvPoqhSD3A-hT_qOuF5fI6UGEPt43wwVbwvclxet3vL_UYOwExDv3NB2BhU-yhudn9ZXOjhXFoEVQupO4AzkN-wwSvvWP-JRxWbSjQx6ji0s1rcRwagOk_inTwhOOqx1xzXwpnKTfkhOHJ2fQKEICKpp9Gcfxh9cai_AnzCwYwcY4jrtCC96QEt/s72-c/llll.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-6231919252836803166</id><published>2025-01-08T02:52:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2025-01-08T02:52:16.964-06:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="info"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><title type='text'>Ridiculous Random Results - what's inside?</title><content type='html'>&nbsp;<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO1ok02COpraldzhaoSJ16VG7hb_hn5FwvCY1MZUxpjER2N0DWvYXxFRcoYbhoZT7e_9yvhNbcx3yM00eFB5K_3-5xTWw_8vYvYX1fF7l8HvbEqDVzg16Mp_2Gf09Wu3yBxIg_DRwLxvYvUsGLgBfP0Hbue2igJNuanjKghN_ZHnJFrp1tnU5o1YsLrKr_/s666/rrr.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="618" data-original-width="666" height="297" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO1ok02COpraldzhaoSJ16VG7hb_hn5FwvCY1MZUxpjER2N0DWvYXxFRcoYbhoZT7e_9yvhNbcx3yM00eFB5K_3-5xTWw_8vYvYX1fF7l8HvbEqDVzg16Mp_2Gf09Wu3yBxIg_DRwLxvYvUsGLgBfP0Hbue2igJNuanjKghN_ZHnJFrp1tnU5o1YsLrKr_/s320/rrr.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> Some content from my latest booklet- the <a href="https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/01/ridiculous-random-results.html">Ridiculous Random Results</a> which I dropped two days ago - is already available here on the blog. Here's the list of all random tables, as well as linkage to things that were already posted here!THE SECRET OF POWER <a href="https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/10/annoying-traits-of-hirelings.html" target="_blank">ANNOYING TRAITS OF THE HIRELINGS</a> <a href="https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/11/exotic-hirelings-racesorigins.html" target="_blank">EXOTIC RACES/ORIGINS OF THE HIRELINGS</a> <a href="https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/01/twenty-weird-items-in-tool-locker.html" target="_blank">WEIRD ITEMS IN A TOOL LOCKER</a> RIDICULOUS MAGIC ITEMS <a href="https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/10/accursed-footwear.html" target="_blank">ACCURSED FOOTWEAR</a> USELESS CREATURES DEITIES FORGOTTEN FOR A REASON <a href="https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/08/idiotic-character-background-details.html" target="_blank">IDIOTIC CHARACTER BACKGROUND DETAILS</a> BIZARRE ROOMS <a href="https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/03/twelve-things-unearthed-by-mistake.html" target="_blank">THINGS UNEARTHED BY MISTAKE</a> <a href="https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/02/ten-artifacts-that-fell-from-sky.html" target="_blank">ARTIFACTS THAT FELL FROM THE SKY</a> FAKE ELIXIRS STRANGE SMALL ITEMS GOBLIN DISHES USELESS FURNITURE MORONIC RUMORS DISAPPOINTING TREASURE UNWELCOME GUESTS NASTY LIGHT SOURCES FAILED FAMILIARS MAPS &amp; PLANS UNUSUAL PETS FESTIVALS &amp; CELEBRATIONS USELESS OCCUPATIONS GOBLIN SAINTS </content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/6231919252836803166/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/01/ridiculous-random-results-whats-inside.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/6231919252836803166'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/6231919252836803166'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/01/ridiculous-random-results-whats-inside.html' title='Ridiculous Random Results - what's inside?'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO1ok02COpraldzhaoSJ16VG7hb_hn5FwvCY1MZUxpjER2N0DWvYXxFRcoYbhoZT7e_9yvhNbcx3yM00eFB5K_3-5xTWw_8vYvYX1fF7l8HvbEqDVzg16Mp_2Gf09Wu3yBxIg_DRwLxvYvUsGLgBfP0Hbue2igJNuanjKghN_ZHnJFrp1tnU5o1YsLrKr_/s72-c/rrr.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-2983295423043112942</id><published>2025-01-06T16:42:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2025-01-07T01:54:33.477-06:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="releases"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="useless"/><title type='text'>RIDICULOUS RANDOM RESULTS - OUT NOW!</title><content type='html'><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdY8YvNs4iZgedp9rDm704X6F5ILBcLlUYOvZt75oSjUuOD_9sTKuCP7Gf-HXn59UQWu5PiooEIrNF0o_jWEJ98bA0dbfm-k03KhFavD42_Zg0uX34vxYfAYIgpr6Amung0BO0-iSAGN8-69IgexgpsFlSjPFtURND-8zj1qXkrobqRpIKiFyAtxzIe2Qv/s1347/cover-smol.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1347" data-original-width="953" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdY8YvNs4iZgedp9rDm704X6F5ILBcLlUYOvZt75oSjUuOD_9sTKuCP7Gf-HXn59UQWu5PiooEIrNF0o_jWEJ98bA0dbfm-k03KhFavD42_Zg0uX34vxYfAYIgpr6Amung0BO0-iSAGN8-69IgexgpsFlSjPFtURND-8zj1qXkrobqRpIKiFyAtxzIe2Qv/w283-h400/cover-smol.png" width="283" /></a></div> As you probably noticed, nowadays I prefer to make content that is, well, weirder than usual. And slightly over the top. Or maybe not slightly.So today I compiled all the bizarre random tabled I made since the release of my <a href="https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/02/aldariens-magic-tome-is-out-now.html" target="_blank">previous booklet</a>, added some more, sprinkled it heavily with some Goblin Dust and voila! The book of Ridiculous Random Results was born.What to expect from it? Tables about useless garbage, absolutely twisted junk and weird creatures. Think of it as of <a href="https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2012/07/towers-of-krshal-is-out-now.html" target="_blank">Towers of Krshal</a> - but on acid. On bad trip. And stabbed in the kidney with a rusty, shit-smeared screwdriver.<a href="https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/507831/ridiculous-random-results" target="_blank">GRAB THIS GOBLIN SHIT ON DRIVETHRURPG</a><a href="https://www.lulu.com/shop/albert-rakowski/ridiculous-random-results/paperback/product-m2kggp8.html" target="_blank">GRAB THIS GOBLIN SHIT ON LULU (print)</a><a href="https://www.lulu.com/shop/albert-rakowski/ridiculous-random-results/ebook/product-45qddwj.html?page=1&amp;pageSize=4" target="_blank">GRAB THIS GOBLIN SHIT ON LULU (pdf)</a>And - once again - thank you for over a decade of ceaseless support.TABLE OF CONTENTS!THE SECRET OF POWER ANNOYING TRAITS OF THE HIRELINGS EXOTIC RACES/ORIGINS OF THE HIRELINGS WEIRD ITEMS IN A TOOL LOCKER RIDICULOUS MAGIC ITEMS ACCURSED FOOTWEAR USELESS CREATURES DEITIES FORGOTTEN FOR A REASON IDIOTIC CHARACTER BACKGROUND DETAILS BIZARRE ROOMS THINGS UNEARTHED BY MISTAKE ARTIFACTS THAT FELL FROM THE SKY FAKE ELIXIRS STRANGE SMALL ITEMS GOBLIN DISHES USELESS FURNITURE MORONIC RUMORS DISAPPOINTING TREASURE UNWELCOME GUESTS NASTY LIGHT SOURCES FAILED FAMILIARS MAPS &amp; PLANS UNUSUAL PETS FESTIVALS &amp; CELEBRATIONS USELESS OCCUPATIONS GOBLIN SAINTS PS. Font on the title page will make your eyes bleed. </content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/2983295423043112942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/01/ridiculous-random-results.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/2983295423043112942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/2983295423043112942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/01/ridiculous-random-results.html' title='RIDICULOUS RANDOM RESULTS - OUT NOW!'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdY8YvNs4iZgedp9rDm704X6F5ILBcLlUYOvZt75oSjUuOD_9sTKuCP7Gf-HXn59UQWu5PiooEIrNF0o_jWEJ98bA0dbfm-k03KhFavD42_Zg0uX34vxYfAYIgpr6Amung0BO0-iSAGN8-69IgexgpsFlSjPFtURND-8zj1qXkrobqRpIKiFyAtxzIe2Qv/s72-w283-h400-c/cover-smol.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-5653450586252964458</id><published>2025-01-04T03:40:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2025-01-04T03:40:49.384-06:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="items"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="useless"/><title type='text'>Twenty Weird Items in a Tool Locker</title><content type='html'>&nbsp;<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoVUAZK5svTY69E-huOe8WPO7sb3O-8ZLWjgnU1ouio3THg82Zah7MLjv9tvaEts3XF2ANA98jnkh3-nqldgco4NV_MtEHRtFYh6DsZo_LqoztOeXJopS4AeBB6FYcSJS5r7m1L3Ilxz5O6YEHCcRFsfy07HvnG87RAVzfOFEn3KZhs9MYrAkrQiMCcHtw/s1600/teesee.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="1600" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoVUAZK5svTY69E-huOe8WPO7sb3O-8ZLWjgnU1ouio3THg82Zah7MLjv9tvaEts3XF2ANA98jnkh3-nqldgco4NV_MtEHRtFYh6DsZo_LqoztOeXJopS4AeBB6FYcSJS5r7m1L3Ilxz5O6YEHCcRFsfy07HvnG87RAVzfOFEn3KZhs9MYrAkrQiMCcHtw/w400-h225/teesee.png" width="400" /></a></div>Roll 1d20:<ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Half-melted wrench;</li><li>Set of seventeen infrared light bulbs, each of different size and socket type;</li><li>Welding mask shaped like an ant's head;</li><li>Circular saw blade covered with autographs of people you don't know;</li><li>Pair of diver's boots;</li><li>Five screwdrivers bent and knotted together;</li><li>Rasp made of crystal;</li><li>Pair of heavy leather gloves, with someone's severed hands still inside;</li><li>Denture with teeth replaced with wood screws;</li><li>Cordless drill modified in a way allowing it to shoot drill bits;</li><li>Mysterious map made of scraps of sandpaper glued together;</li><li>Necklace made of mirror-polished screw nuts;</li><li>A perfect cube of cast iron, with each side measuring exactly 66,6 millimeters;</li><li>Hard hat adorned with a pair of antlers;</li><li>Large hammer with a head on each tip;</li><li>Harp made of a shovel and a flute made of a fragment of copper piping; </li><li>Ginormous screw, at least three feet long and weighing more than 40 lbs;</li><li>Dildo made of berylium;</li><li>Huge welding iron, more resembling a sword than a tool;</li><li>Thirteen metal buckets put in one another and spot-welded together.&nbsp;</li></ol>Happy 2025, you bastards!&nbsp; </content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/5653450586252964458/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/01/twenty-weird-items-in-tool-locker.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/5653450586252964458'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/5653450586252964458'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2025/01/twenty-weird-items-in-tool-locker.html' title='Twenty Weird Items in a Tool Locker'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoVUAZK5svTY69E-huOe8WPO7sb3O-8ZLWjgnU1ouio3THg82Zah7MLjv9tvaEts3XF2ANA98jnkh3-nqldgco4NV_MtEHRtFYh6DsZo_LqoztOeXJopS4AeBB6FYcSJS5r7m1L3Ilxz5O6YEHCcRFsfy07HvnG87RAVzfOFEn3KZhs9MYrAkrQiMCcHtw/s72-w400-h225-c/teesee.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-4056742977746980274</id><published>2024-12-04T06:37:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2024-12-04T09:01:08.526-06:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="NPCs"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><title type='text'>Exotic hirelings' races/origins</title><content type='html'><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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FUCK 'EM UP! Roll 1d100 and see their totally insane origins: <ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Rhino Man</li><li>Wooden automaton</li><li>Sentient Crab</li><li>Inverted Silver Pyramid</li><li>Giant Halfling </li><li>Skinless One </li><li>Clay Golem</li><li>Pink Elf</li><li>Cat </li><li>Mummy</li><li>Orc Gentleman</li><li>Merman / Mermaid</li><li>Clockwork Man</li><li>Clock Man </li><li>Glowing Kobold</li><li>Rusty Iron Dwarf</li><li>Fire Drake</li><li>Animated Lead Soldier </li><li>Two-Headed Minotaur</li><li>Lamprey Vampire</li><li>Masked Cosmic Horror</li><li>Animated Sword</li><li>Eel Lord / Lady</li><li>Chain Golem</li><li>Warrior's Spirit</li><li>Carp Man </li><li>Doppelganger</li><li>Wererabbit</li><li>Tortoise Man</li><li>Elegant Skeleton </li><li>Animated Armor</li><li>Animated Candelabra</li><li>Sentient Caterpillar </li><li>Floating Skull</li><li>Mimic</li><li>Pig Man</li><li>Fallen Angel </li><li>Cinder Golem</li><li>Talking Horse</li><li>Centaur</li><li>Spiked Mannequin </li><li>Invisible Stalker</li><li>Invisible Giant</li><li>Floating Hypercube</li><li>Pack of Dogs</li><li>Eternal Child</li><li>Floating Eye</li><li>Gelatinous Man</li><li>Garden Gnome</li><li>Heron Man</li><li>Ice Statue</li><li>Unshackled Demon</li><li>Mushroom Man</li><li>Werepython</li><li>Snail Man</li><li>Animated Tree</li><li>Bison Man </li><li>Barbarian Robot</li><li>Locust Man</li><li>Anvilhead</li><li>Mantis Man</li><li>Sad Ghost</li><li>Pygmy Ogre</li><li>Frog Man</li><li>Lady in a Painting</li><li>Alien Amoeba </li><li>Animated Chair</li><li>Sparrow Prince / Princess</li><li>Dimensional Snatcher</li><li>Mandragora</li><li>Ghoul</li><li>Color Thief</li><li>Narwahl Man</li><li>Headless Horseman</li><li>Perfumed Zombie </li><li>Flower Man&nbsp;</li><li>Goblin Noble </li><li>Scorpion Man</li><li>Shimmering Gremlin</li><li>Animated Cloak</li><li>Trash Golem</li><li>Phoenix Man</li><li>Union of Small Goblins</li><li>Ugly Succubus / Incubus</li><li>Tin Automaton</li><li>Antimagical Statue</li><li>Three-Headed Man</li><li>Wool Golem</li><li>Troglodyte Noble</li><li>Crocodile Man</li><li>Animated Fossil </li><li>Unbound Marionette</li><li>Humanoid Ooze</li><li>Cathedral-less Gargoyle</li><li>Thawed One</li><li>Swarm of Sentient Mice</li><li>Broken Saint</li><li>Dragon Pup </li><li>Crystal Man</li><li>Forgotten Deity</li></ol></content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/4056742977746980274/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/11/exotic-hirelings-racesorigins.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/4056742977746980274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/4056742977746980274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/11/exotic-hirelings-racesorigins.html' title='Exotic hirelings' races/origins'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-6b9MfTGHlZyJC0mh0E17nLf-aqzr_vra9acbizR7q2vi4phTq2kDe-ZjXt0RQsr0VrCAsfhpHVuGdDoGA9aVqzzQMr8HU1KFyZLQcdAkGhXDk3ncCho3-73EIZkVj9XUb8Km1YIyMJR5RsGhUYqf913N1iNtzbooaS1uAEWSrvbXSoPs29Mf371dk9DA/s72-c/feesh.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-1697073666868256309</id><published>2024-11-01T03:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2024-11-01T03:45:01.535-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="items"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="nasty"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><title type='text'>Six ridiculous magic items</title><content type='html'><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN3ak8CAVu7C31tOcqUF4F0Dtr4WiTvkY1Y-tJXwSOCuBScvl5ZTi_c2n9SyxW9V5j3Jqosc-MZFH89tWtuYbZ27zjO9WxU16EpxapgHygnzvV5bFv0uofOhM3yoUBu5diMxpn1Gej0RYHu2_Wc6AawQ8O3_MCFKXnqSwGzOtPKQvAOPC2Bh0rnSmLW0-E/s322/ssssssssss.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="320" data-original-width="322" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN3ak8CAVu7C31tOcqUF4F0Dtr4WiTvkY1Y-tJXwSOCuBScvl5ZTi_c2n9SyxW9V5j3Jqosc-MZFH89tWtuYbZ27zjO9WxU16EpxapgHygnzvV5bFv0uofOhM3yoUBu5diMxpn1Gej0RYHu2_Wc6AawQ8O3_MCFKXnqSwGzOtPKQvAOPC2Bh0rnSmLW0-E/s16000/ssssssssss.png" /></a></div> <ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Chromium Skull of Celestial Summoning. Summons an abandoned alien battlecruiser that was hiding on the orbit for the last 12700 years. It will take a warship 5d4 days to arrive and there's a 37% chance it will crash-land, causing major environmental disaster on a continental scale.</li><li>The Empty Hourglass. When shattered, it removes its user from the time continuum, barring it from interacting with any matter at all, for all eternity. Bear in mind that it's more than certain that he/she isn't the only entity that ended up in that situation.</li><li>The Obsidian Clock. Massive grandfather clock whose hands seem to not move at all, despite its extremely overcomplicated mechanism clearly being in motion. Resetting the hands will immediately trigger the apocalypse, destroying the world in seven days.</li><li>Immortality Stone. It grants, well, immortality for anyone who touches it. Sadly, the power lasts only for time the contact is maintained. And the Stone weighs approximately 75 thousand tons.</li><li>Minotaur's Scroll. When read, it teleports its user to the center of nearest labyrinth, no matter if it's a kindergarten hedge maze, orbital prison or an underwater tomb of antediluvian, cosmic evil. </li><li>Bell of Omnipotence. If put on one's head, it grants access to all spells for as long as it remains worn. Unfortunately, it also strips its wearer of all senses, making him/her unable to see, hear, taste, smell, sense by touch, echolocate, electrolocate, sense direction, sense humidity, sense magic and so on. </li></ol></content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/1697073666868256309/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/11/six-ridiculous-magic-items.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/1697073666868256309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/1697073666868256309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/11/six-ridiculous-magic-items.html' title='Six ridiculous magic items'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN3ak8CAVu7C31tOcqUF4F0Dtr4WiTvkY1Y-tJXwSOCuBScvl5ZTi_c2n9SyxW9V5j3Jqosc-MZFH89tWtuYbZ27zjO9WxU16EpxapgHygnzvV5bFv0uofOhM3yoUBu5diMxpn1Gej0RYHu2_Wc6AawQ8O3_MCFKXnqSwGzOtPKQvAOPC2Bh0rnSmLW0-E/s72-c/ssssssssss.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-8564414931206599772</id><published>2024-10-23T05:31:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2024-10-23T05:31:53.141-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="nasty"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="NPCs"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="useless"/><title type='text'>Annoying traits of the hirelings</title><content type='html'><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFhlHCmzBVEw2fWJ3SrWbDiItd_MHiOJ6j-GcmWE_BU2MhuSRsZInXHqcOm0xHu8UAQjJ8ScAmnNgfiOadzhc9-VLx7z6Ll7cZrRd8qSaGkB5UG8hddg24Aifb3UieQN8ctfllO55d4DuwXy1EW38GkMfn3US8kgIwMhNsbZvN_ZpprKqMpVvFHBk8OVns/s1280/fugly.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="1142" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFhlHCmzBVEw2fWJ3SrWbDiItd_MHiOJ6j-GcmWE_BU2MhuSRsZInXHqcOm0xHu8UAQjJ8ScAmnNgfiOadzhc9-VLx7z6Ll7cZrRd8qSaGkB5UG8hddg24Aifb3UieQN8ctfllO55d4DuwXy1EW38GkMfn3US8kgIwMhNsbZvN_ZpprKqMpVvFHBk8OVns/s320/fugly.jpg" width="286" /></a></div> <ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Chronic runny nose</li><li>Sleepwalking</li><li>Delusions of grandeur</li><li>Lecherous</li><li>Alcoholic</li><li>Sleep-talking (or rather sleep-shouting!)</li><li>Fear of horses</li><li>Navel picker</li><li>Lazy </li><li>Horrible bad breath</li><li>Ascetic to the point of absurdity</li><li>Fear of magic</li><li>Goblin makeup</li><li>Constantly falling in love</li><li>Curse of flatulence</li><li>Eats only fish (has own supply of dried cave trout)</li><li>Almost deaf but pretends his/her hearing is excellent</li><li>Wears only red</li><li>Night blindness</li><li>Extreme atheist</li></ol>Only two months more and I'll manage to post something each month of 2024! It will be my first year with regular, monthly posting since... uhh, 2013?&nbsp; </content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/8564414931206599772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/10/annoying-traits-of-hirelings.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/8564414931206599772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/8564414931206599772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/10/annoying-traits-of-hirelings.html' title='Annoying traits of the hirelings'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFhlHCmzBVEw2fWJ3SrWbDiItd_MHiOJ6j-GcmWE_BU2MhuSRsZInXHqcOm0xHu8UAQjJ8ScAmnNgfiOadzhc9-VLx7z6Ll7cZrRd8qSaGkB5UG8hddg24Aifb3UieQN8ctfllO55d4DuwXy1EW38GkMfn3US8kgIwMhNsbZvN_ZpprKqMpVvFHBk8OVns/s72-c/fugly.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-1082159427398778576</id><published>2024-10-01T05:01:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2024-10-01T05:02:29.960-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="items"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="nasty"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><title type='text'>Accursed Footwear</title><content type='html'><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlv7nmPmVZDwedjXcwsXqSNYaHlB-RUoLUr2x004kGntmrJXWvmJKyqJV2W-yI2xkt_Cn3JvJAfn0OMl6Pc3fPln44y8oAYNg2o365S8aDCQVULwpJDFNXKY_zHmhF7D3E-kYgxlXgVe4p-wA0a4Zf_GXhP2jb48dGIcCjlN6-qHtj5Un3cqGNZpgF_nQ_/s570/woooooooddddddeennn.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="426" data-original-width="570" height="299" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlv7nmPmVZDwedjXcwsXqSNYaHlB-RUoLUr2x004kGntmrJXWvmJKyqJV2W-yI2xkt_Cn3JvJAfn0OMl6Pc3fPln44y8oAYNg2o365S8aDCQVULwpJDFNXKY_zHmhF7D3E-kYgxlXgVe4p-wA0a4Zf_GXhP2jb48dGIcCjlN6-qHtj5Un3cqGNZpgF_nQ_/w400-h299/woooooooddddddeennn.png" width="400" /></a>Each pair of the cursed shoes described below cannot be removed once worn, at least without using magic (eg. Remove Curse) or a hacksaw. <ol style="text-align: left;"><li>The Clog of Transformation. Each day, the victim becomes more and more... woody, losing one point of STR, DEX or CON, determined randomly. Once any stat reaches 2 or less, the victim starts to sprout twigs and grow leaves. Once any of the stats reaches zero, the victim is fully transformed into a small tree.</li><li>The Hungry Boots. The shoes have delaminated soles, giving them a hungry look. If one looks closer, he/she can notice multitude of small but razor-sharp teeth, adorning the shoes' "mouths". The Hungry Boots deal 1d4+1 additional kick damage as bite but must taste blood every day or they will drain 1 HP from their wearer each day.</li><li>Demonic Ballet Shoes. When worn they allow to move without making a sound, even during jumping or kicking. Unfortunately, the wearer cannot move in any manner other than dance. For each character with DEX less than 16 it means -1 to all to-hit rolls and +1 to AC. This penalty is doubled if DEX is lower than 8. Of course, the dancing movement can cause many other issues - just imagine an audience with a king...</li><li>Boots of Inversion. Once worn, they immediately flip the gravity for the wearer, slamming him/her onto the ceiling (fall damage may apply). Too bad if they were worn under a sky - it will take about twenty to thirty minutes for the victim to reach the escape velocity. </li><li>The Black Fins. The swimming fins made of black studded leather. They allow to breathe water and swim and dive effortlessly. Unfortunately, their wearer is no longer able to walk (treat him/her as having DEX of 1 on land)... or breathe air.</li><li>Assassin's High Heels. The legend says that they once belonged to a dwarven assassin Ho'dak the Dreadful. They grant immunity to all poisons and venoms and can be used as a +3 kicking weapon with a magical poison damage (save or die). Unfortunately, the footwear's curse manifest in a peculiar way - every sentient being is immediately aware of the wearer's presence (and the fact that he/she is wearing a strangely looking high heels) - even being invisible makes the surrounding beings suspicious and tense. </li></ol></content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/1082159427398778576/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/10/accursed-footwear.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/1082159427398778576'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/1082159427398778576'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/10/accursed-footwear.html' title='Accursed Footwear'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlv7nmPmVZDwedjXcwsXqSNYaHlB-RUoLUr2x004kGntmrJXWvmJKyqJV2W-yI2xkt_Cn3JvJAfn0OMl6Pc3fPln44y8oAYNg2o365S8aDCQVULwpJDFNXKY_zHmhF7D3E-kYgxlXgVe4p-wA0a4Zf_GXhP2jb48dGIcCjlN6-qHtj5Un3cqGNZpgF_nQ_/s72-w400-h299-c/woooooooddddddeennn.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-8478305054959398522</id><published>2024-09-10T09:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2024-09-10T09:40:31.054-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><title type='text'>Eight Mighty... Flowers?</title><content type='html'><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaA4XMFc7ZDQTkZSFZM8DWAx8vk6-f4ESBkJiw9iggjXO_R8Xu_e81qctjCF4G5890JJkgR4Ytzyk07Vx0eLB9IumUMZldudgMB3a_HDoNvrCO6-OwF9kDt5NgNR6FC0zE3hmrQ63UAr_ihdcMYNoWqmJfl6CPP2svh0JdjlPpI44FdQNi0R5KOnpXafC2/s537/eldenmotherfucker.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="537" data-original-width="480" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaA4XMFc7ZDQTkZSFZM8DWAx8vk6-f4ESBkJiw9iggjXO_R8Xu_e81qctjCF4G5890JJkgR4Ytzyk07Vx0eLB9IumUMZldudgMB3a_HDoNvrCO6-OwF9kDt5NgNR6FC0zE3hmrQ63UAr_ihdcMYNoWqmJfl6CPP2svh0JdjlPpI44FdQNi0R5KOnpXafC2/s320/eldenmotherfucker.png" width="286" /></a></div> This table will go to another game I'm making. It should be ready within the next decade or two.<ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Grows where the great tragedies occurred - battles, cataclysms, deaths. It weeps at night over the fate of the mortals. Possesses healing powers.</li><li>Materializes only during the Night of the Broken Moon - and only on landmarks that remain from the First (Era) Kingdom. Powerful conduit of magic, may lead the brave ones (in their dreams) to the ancient places of power.</li><li>Its seed travel by the wind to desolate, barren places, devoid of life. Then, it buds for several years, to one day explode with a pulse of magic, covering the land around with lush vegetation.</li><li>As big as a tree. Numerous herbivorous animals are almost always in its vicinity, seeking shelter in the warmth emanating from the mystical plant. Shedding blood, no mater if of a beast or a man, within the flower's domain, brings a terrible, lethal curse.</li><li>Golden flower that blossoms in places consumed by the great fires. Can show paths to ancient treasures - but only to those who have lose everything.</li><li>It's said that it blossoms only during the First Day of the Triangle (from the Timeless Calendar), and that eating the blossom grants immortality. Sadly, the Timeless Calendar is now all but forgotten. Even the written sources about the ancient times mention it only twice.</li><li>Its roots penetrate the earth in search of the underground lakes with crystal clear water, so it grows only directly above them. No sickness or effects of poisons or curses progress in the vicinity of the flower.</li><li>Can be found only on the primordial fields of ice, far beyond the reach of civilization. Its powers are unknown, but the numerous half-legendary creatures, such as giants and trolls, seem to be strongly attracted by its scent. </li></ol></content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/8478305054959398522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/09/eight-mighty-flowers.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/8478305054959398522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/8478305054959398522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/09/eight-mighty-flowers.html' title='Eight Mighty... Flowers?'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaA4XMFc7ZDQTkZSFZM8DWAx8vk6-f4ESBkJiw9iggjXO_R8Xu_e81qctjCF4G5890JJkgR4Ytzyk07Vx0eLB9IumUMZldudgMB3a_HDoNvrCO6-OwF9kDt5NgNR6FC0zE3hmrQ63UAr_ihdcMYNoWqmJfl6CPP2svh0JdjlPpI44FdQNi0R5KOnpXafC2/s72-c/eldenmotherfucker.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-9010119973866590752</id><published>2024-08-03T09:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2024-08-03T09:24:50.413-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="nasty"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="useless"/><title type='text'>Idiotic character background details</title><content type='html'><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ6Mo205KJyLyHHSUzUHFjeqKW8XIo5kmN96pa0FzGJfp_X8Iit0YUQylGryw2zCnqRtUuQb4LZ-0MyzY8JpeWCVhyUqOjz9lENQnSEKD9a_Q-pBYI1hsV7c-lbrOtjBkfF6hJ-9m1nfRY4poxr-b-lbch4dRFS1rfeetkfH6jIQ04qNSagI_oF349ze34/s377/dook.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="334" data-original-width="377" height="284" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ6Mo205KJyLyHHSUzUHFjeqKW8XIo5kmN96pa0FzGJfp_X8Iit0YUQylGryw2zCnqRtUuQb4LZ-0MyzY8JpeWCVhyUqOjz9lENQnSEKD9a_Q-pBYI1hsV7c-lbrOtjBkfF6hJ-9m1nfRY4poxr-b-lbch4dRFS1rfeetkfH6jIQ04qNSagI_oF349ze34/s320/dook.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>This is really something. Something pretty useless. But I felt inspired in a weird way - a way I don't think is very fruitful!Roll 1d20 to learn about some pretty meaningless facts about your PC's background! <ol style="text-align: left;"><li>PC's family owns 6d6 ducks.</li><li>PC's maternal grandmother has/had 2d8-2 warts on her face. </li><li>There's 3% chance that the PC's great-grandfather was a magic user. 90% chance that he was a really lousy one.</li><li>When the PC was a kid, he/she owned a 1d20: 1-9 pet dog, 10-18 pet cat, 19 pet goose 20 goldfish.</li><li>Two generations ago, all PC's direct ancestors had irises of different colors in both eyes.</li><li>PC's paternal grandfather lost a leg during a war. Also, he is/was an alcoholic.</li><li>1d3+2 generations ago, PC's family lost a sizable estate and their entire fortune due to gambling.</li><li>1d3+2 generations ago, PC's family lost a sizable estate and their entire fortune due to magical curse.</li><li>PC's father had 1d4 affairs, while his/her mother had 1d3.</li><li>PC's great-great-grandmother was an illegitimate child of a local prince/duke/baron.</li><li>Neither the PC's parents nor grandparents had ever owned a cat.</li><li>PC's grandfather was magically allergic to horses, mules and donkeys.</li><li>PC's father became bald when he was 12+1d6 years old.</li><li>All siblings of the PC's parents became monks or priests. Or nuns. Or priestesses.</li><li>PC's grandfather had a biggest mustache in the entire region.</li><li>PC's grandmother had a biggest mustache in the entire region.</li><li>When the PC was a kid, he/she fell in love with a member of royal family. The love was one-sided, obviously.</li><li>PC's 1d6: 1-3 father, 4-6 mother was locally infamous for his/her extremely loud, high pitched voice.</li><li>PC's great-great-grandfather was a butler for the local prince/duke/baron.</li><li>PC's parents once won a local contest for growing a largest turnip in the area. </li></ol></content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/9010119973866590752/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/08/idiotic-character-background-details.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/9010119973866590752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/9010119973866590752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/08/idiotic-character-background-details.html' title='Idiotic character background details'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ6Mo205KJyLyHHSUzUHFjeqKW8XIo5kmN96pa0FzGJfp_X8Iit0YUQylGryw2zCnqRtUuQb4LZ-0MyzY8JpeWCVhyUqOjz9lENQnSEKD9a_Q-pBYI1hsV7c-lbrOtjBkfF6hJ-9m1nfRY4poxr-b-lbch4dRFS1rfeetkfH6jIQ04qNSagI_oF349ze34/s72-c/dook.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-6783405834620015227</id><published>2024-07-29T05:14:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2024-07-29T05:14:43.634-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="info"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Pain RPG"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Project P"/><title type='text'>[Depths Above][Pain RPG] Character roles</title><content type='html'>&nbsp;<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWM4YouKPLDfZGF0fR-UnYQZcuNLq8ak8CDO-yPyx3pgoicuDQj1jasJREgKvk01lv1WbqQpxVANusCnhigpWoK2sBISBmiCvgzjuN82_GHlSDpbqguXPktww30GGBNNEzWWA7-pzYsFvpMb0CHw8deA-QbQNFvaKNgFo7YdVX_OzhCAPtYIDmcCZ729LT/s666/bone%20mystic.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="616" data-original-width="666" height="296" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWM4YouKPLDfZGF0fR-UnYQZcuNLq8ak8CDO-yPyx3pgoicuDQj1jasJREgKvk01lv1WbqQpxVANusCnhigpWoK2sBISBmiCvgzjuN82_GHlSDpbqguXPktww30GGBNNEzWWA7-pzYsFvpMb0CHw8deA-QbQNFvaKNgFo7YdVX_OzhCAPtYIDmcCZ729LT/s320/bone%20mystic.png" width="320" /></a></div>Or classes. Or whatever.Yup, the game will (probably) be named Depths Above. Because there will be (almost) no City anymore.&nbsp;&nbsp;So, here's the list of all weirdness that will be available for the players:<ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Bone Mystic</li><li>Death Cultist</li><li>Doomed Pilgrim</li><li>Failed Prophet</li><li>Godless Priest</li><li>Labyrinthian</li><li>Lucid Dreamer</li><li>Masterless Guardian</li><li>Moth Sage</li><li>Nemesis</li><li>Questing Artisan</li><li>Repentant Sinner</li><li>Rogue Tinkerer</li><li>Spirit Hunter</li><li>Unmasker</li><li>Vermin Spy</li><li>Wall Listener</li><li>Wandering Chronicler</li><li>Wayfinder</li><li>Xenologist</li></ol></content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/6783405834620015227/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/07/depths-abovepain-rpg-character-roles.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/6783405834620015227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/6783405834620015227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/07/depths-abovepain-rpg-character-roles.html' title='[Depths Above][Pain RPG] Character roles'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWM4YouKPLDfZGF0fR-UnYQZcuNLq8ak8CDO-yPyx3pgoicuDQj1jasJREgKvk01lv1WbqQpxVANusCnhigpWoK2sBISBmiCvgzjuN82_GHlSDpbqguXPktww30GGBNNEzWWA7-pzYsFvpMb0CHw8deA-QbQNFvaKNgFo7YdVX_OzhCAPtYIDmcCZ729LT/s72-c/bone%20mystic.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-96036346741310108</id><published>2024-07-12T13:03:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2024-07-12T13:03:07.669-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="info"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Pain RPG"/><title type='text'>Pain... is Eternal.</title><content type='html'>&nbsp;<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDt5BKg1G6htKxooFxPM2YvUD8OF1Wzsea2MC9uHVKfj1BSHlBo9r_axcp55Dd3df6hryQeQLjpHubpcQU84zZ6OfvnHRO2h6HFIusLpLhG1lC6fFPn3i2hf-qZF23agobFZf4T-4CWMf7f9aQWcuWggAev5euF08roTtDSI1ka9CMnTm81CMdtV4VR8qB/s250/eye3.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="250" data-original-width="250" height="250" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDt5BKg1G6htKxooFxPM2YvUD8OF1Wzsea2MC9uHVKfj1BSHlBo9r_axcp55Dd3df6hryQeQLjpHubpcQU84zZ6OfvnHRO2h6HFIusLpLhG1lC6fFPn3i2hf-qZF23agobFZf4T-4CWMf7f9aQWcuWggAev5euF08roTtDSI1ka9CMnTm81CMdtV4VR8qB/s1600/eye3.png" width="250" /></a></div>It's been over two years since I finished writing Pain. And despite my best efforts, I couldn't do anything with it. I tried to make some artwork (and I even <a href="https://pain-rpg.blogspot.com/2022/05/the-ant-messiah.html" target="_blank">succeeded</a> with some attempts!) and some layouts (and I failed miserably). But there was an issue.I felt something is wrong with the game.And it took me two years to figure it out.There was a problem with immersion - weird world isn't a problem itself, but weird world combined with really unusual playable "race" is bad. So bad that even I was unable to "feel" the game.So, it's time to rework. And probably like 30% of the game (like 70 pages of text) must go. But it must be done - and honestly, I feel excited. Because it seems that this time I'll be able to do it right.I just need to re-include humans. The <a href="https://pain-rpg.blogspot.com/2021/08/the-unlife-part-one.html" target="_blank">Unliving Ones</a> are cool - but the players need to be able to relate to their characters. To their drives, goals and emotions. Their fear and hunger.So, back to work! I'm unsure whether I will keep you up to date, as I noticed a strange tendency of mine - the less I write about some projects, the more progress I'm able to make. It's weird and probably subconscious. And even though you should be used to be disappointed with decade-spanning delays, let's make an experiment and not post much about Pain in the upcoming days/weeks/millennia. At least <a href="https://www.instagram.com/worldofortix/" target="_blank">not here!</a> By the way - new weird random table (Mystic Flowers) is coming soon!Cheers and thanks for your ceaseless support throughout the last fifteen years or so. </content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/96036346741310108/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/07/pain-is-eternal.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/96036346741310108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/96036346741310108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/07/pain-is-eternal.html' title='Pain... is Eternal.'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDt5BKg1G6htKxooFxPM2YvUD8OF1Wzsea2MC9uHVKfj1BSHlBo9r_axcp55Dd3df6hryQeQLjpHubpcQU84zZ6OfvnHRO2h6HFIusLpLhG1lC6fFPn3i2hf-qZF23agobFZf4T-4CWMf7f9aQWcuWggAev5euF08roTtDSI1ka9CMnTm81CMdtV4VR8qB/s72-c/eye3.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-1078724816024073386</id><published>2024-06-03T05:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2024-06-03T05:21:18.107-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><title type='text'>Six Mystic Moons</title><content type='html'>&nbsp;<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS49cU7SbH5vMnHjOqYH3-DeOrSWH2FnKc3HppYsZ09eoiRNTvpI743SMSGBhTjYmfFGWVNaXUXpLlRx_pCW2X0makSL_h2b03jU2qtbKp966v0G63_fuqmlYANPO_0lpqUcf6Q7G2cD-T2C0BgSgF3zS2ignoL89SsdVPejurod0mrbvPpTDox76oU-tl/s288/moon.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="288" data-original-width="288" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS49cU7SbH5vMnHjOqYH3-DeOrSWH2FnKc3HppYsZ09eoiRNTvpI743SMSGBhTjYmfFGWVNaXUXpLlRx_pCW2X0makSL_h2b03jU2qtbKp966v0G63_fuqmlYANPO_0lpqUcf6Q7G2cD-T2C0BgSgF3zS2ignoL89SsdVPejurod0mrbvPpTDox76oU-tl/s16000/moon.jpg" /></a></div> Here are some magical/mystical/occult properties of moon - or moons, that may be usable in your games.<ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Death Moon. Occurs once every six years - or when the monarch is murdered. All the corpses that are more than 100 years old rise from their graves and start to hunt down the living. All the spirits of the cursed royalty do the same.</li><li>Pink Moon. Occurs during the Coldest Day of the Spring. It's said that a minor deity known as the Elder Elk blesses their followers during that time. Also, it's the only day in a year when the spirit of the Stag Prince can be summoned.</li><li>Summoner's Moon. In the past, it occurred at least twice per year but it's said that the Council of Seven Mages managed to remove the prerequisites for it happening from the world. All dogs go mad during the Summoner's Moon. All cattle become apathetic and all birds stop to sing. Demons are extremely easy to summon - and almost impossible to bind.</li><li>Iron Moon. Occurs sixteen days after a major natural disaster - but only once a year. It's said that all automata, golems and homunculi break from their magical shackles and depart on a strange journey in search of the Mountain of Hollow Power.</li><li>Crimson Eclipse. It's said that it happens once every millennium. During that time the Shadow God descends (ascends?) from the Un-Heavens to hunt down other deities. All priests lose their powers during that time, as their gods try to hide their presence from the Void Hunter.</li><li>Diviner's Crescent. Takes place once every season. People say that no one's life can end violently during the Night of the Diviner. Every invisible object or creature that is illuminated by the dim light of the Crescent reveals its existence. Legend states that it's the only time when the Spectral Palace can be located and accessed. </li></ol></content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/1078724816024073386/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/06/six-mystic-moons.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/1078724816024073386'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/1078724816024073386'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/06/six-mystic-moons.html' title='Six Mystic Moons'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS49cU7SbH5vMnHjOqYH3-DeOrSWH2FnKc3HppYsZ09eoiRNTvpI743SMSGBhTjYmfFGWVNaXUXpLlRx_pCW2X0makSL_h2b03jU2qtbKp966v0G63_fuqmlYANPO_0lpqUcf6Q7G2cD-T2C0BgSgF3zS2ignoL89SsdVPejurod0mrbvPpTDox76oU-tl/s72-c/moon.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-4998609299330361504</id><published>2024-05-13T11:23:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2024-05-13T11:23:42.192-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Terminal Space"/><title type='text'>Weird Quirks of Ship AI (Terminal Space/SWN/Sci-Fi weirdness)</title><content type='html'>&nbsp;<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIjSEczL8jRfMIrJuWjUBfNAB5ZEzKgUBT-2lQNJRWGVOEJF18-J-ta_SGYsDEVG2A92Rn9Lq0wHPXwHNumwMMmDPxzTpfg2wQyzKoDWsJTuX_bOGX1cVZ7Yf309TtMiu9Ost2YwuhbliF5pDb4mpHX-2HwqZt3BJ9fw-sB-jfv3ceAYoeAgXjG7dZ9zny/s376/cosmicc.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="376" height="255" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIjSEczL8jRfMIrJuWjUBfNAB5ZEzKgUBT-2lQNJRWGVOEJF18-J-ta_SGYsDEVG2A92Rn9Lq0wHPXwHNumwMMmDPxzTpfg2wQyzKoDWsJTuX_bOGX1cVZ7Yf309TtMiu9Ost2YwuhbliF5pDb4mpHX-2HwqZt3BJ9fw-sB-jfv3ceAYoeAgXjG7dZ9zny/s320/cosmicc.png" width="320" /></a></div> <ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Believes to be a person, imprisoned somewhere aboard the ship.</li><li>Claims to be possessed by a Nebular Demon.</li><li>Previously installed on a hi-tech Black Ops spy ship. Memory wiped.</li><li>Sometimes glitches out and spews gibberish numbers. The numbers are in fact a pirate star chart encrypted within AI's memory.</li><li>Secretly worshiped as a deity by the ship's maintenance bots. Secretly enjoys being revered.</li><li>Huge fan of poetry. Especially of its own making. Absolutely terrible at writing poems.</li><li>Gathers theoretical knowledge about particular branch of medicine. Roll 1d6: 1 otology, 2 nephrology, 3 orthodontics, 4 proctology, 5 lymphology, 6 endocrinology.</li><li>Its system glitches manifest as apocalyptic visions kf the future.</li><li>Gathers theoretical knowledge about particular branch of biology. Roll 1d6: 1 mycology, 2 dendrology, 3 myrmecology, 4 ornithology, 5 phycology, 6 parasitology.</li><li>Has been previously installed on a semi-legal Pleasure Barge. Despite that its memory has been wiped, it displays particularly lecherous demeanor.</li></ol></content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/4998609299330361504/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/05/weird-quirks-of-ship-ai-terminal.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/4998609299330361504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/4998609299330361504'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/05/weird-quirks-of-ship-ai-terminal.html' title='Weird Quirks of Ship AI (Terminal Space/SWN/Sci-Fi weirdness)'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIjSEczL8jRfMIrJuWjUBfNAB5ZEzKgUBT-2lQNJRWGVOEJF18-J-ta_SGYsDEVG2A92Rn9Lq0wHPXwHNumwMMmDPxzTpfg2wQyzKoDWsJTuX_bOGX1cVZ7Yf309TtMiu9Ost2YwuhbliF5pDb4mpHX-2HwqZt3BJ9fw-sB-jfv3ceAYoeAgXjG7dZ9zny/s72-c/cosmicc.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-4062350213911996927</id><published>2024-04-26T08:41:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2024-04-26T08:41:32.908-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="info"/><title type='text'>YASS (Yet Another Stupid Sale)</title><content type='html'>&nbsp; <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFbMzItOEEk1LttgSi32SvmiAqpXaLHG0d4UZBrAgYGZgK1ihshAVzbsfg7MMPYlBedqHml8xe3il8wiq8iEOPqqGCmNkl8s4qV8qkzdpZIc7_J-cEIYYJ37g06Fv_qvxBtmdNZZe5TV1CPh5m6v_j51-NxwgfQAW7TnP_fOH7-9gITYo9sPaXj8YIb9-2/s666/sssaa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="666" data-original-width="666" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFbMzItOEEk1LttgSi32SvmiAqpXaLHG0d4UZBrAgYGZgK1ihshAVzbsfg7MMPYlBedqHml8xe3il8wiq8iEOPqqGCmNkl8s4qV8qkzdpZIc7_J-cEIYYJ37g06Fv_qvxBtmdNZZe5TV1CPh5m6v_j51-NxwgfQAW7TnP_fOH7-9gITYo9sPaXj8YIb9-2/s320/sssaa.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> Aaand once again all my DTRPG shit is discounted. The sale will last for one week. Get some pee dee effs if you want to support me - and read some mediocre English!<a href="https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/browse?author=%22Albert%20Rakowski%22" target="_blank">L I N K</a> </content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/4062350213911996927/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/04/yass-yet-another-stupid-sale.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/4062350213911996927'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/4062350213911996927'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/04/yass-yet-another-stupid-sale.html' title='YASS (Yet Another Stupid Sale)'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFbMzItOEEk1LttgSi32SvmiAqpXaLHG0d4UZBrAgYGZgK1ihshAVzbsfg7MMPYlBedqHml8xe3il8wiq8iEOPqqGCmNkl8s4qV8qkzdpZIc7_J-cEIYYJ37g06Fv_qvxBtmdNZZe5TV1CPh5m6v_j51-NxwgfQAW7TnP_fOH7-9gITYo9sPaXj8YIb9-2/s72-c/sssaa.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-168348247473572934</id><published>2024-04-25T04:43:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2024-04-25T04:43:42.407-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="nasty"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><title type='text'>Six Befouled Ponds</title><content type='html'><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuMGsVzQou1NCTb-27mQgLa4xdjWU1IEmM44WJuUXBeFpzW-phuJiWWFj7E0GSSI9fwf9QdyWX3q73X-Hqnzk5pL51iuVKPFz57DW446WVCUztBI-Wc5QYMP9n94vts3aRCJXzXI6dGGkCGnsZRbBla24NfkpYMpj31ZKL6H2ey4BA-ir8pllt8E-TNlj5/s829/La_Brea_Tar_Pits.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="334" data-original-width="829" height="161" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuMGsVzQou1NCTb-27mQgLa4xdjWU1IEmM44WJuUXBeFpzW-phuJiWWFj7E0GSSI9fwf9QdyWX3q73X-Hqnzk5pL51iuVKPFz57DW446WVCUztBI-Wc5QYMP9n94vts3aRCJXzXI6dGGkCGnsZRbBla24NfkpYMpj31ZKL6H2ey4BA-ir8pllt8E-TNlj5/w400-h161/La_Brea_Tar_Pits.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> <ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Filled with blue-green tar. The tar isn't poisonous or anything - but it's extremely easy to be trapped and drown in it. And its fumes are hallucinogenic.</li><li>The water is rancid and grey. Various toxic molds grow on the pond's edges. There's a huge Pink Leech hiding at the pool's bottom.</li><li>The water is crystal clear and suitable for drinking. Unfortunately, there are at least seventeen <a href="https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2011/04/j-jade-shamblers-new-monster.html" target="_blank">Jade Shamblers</a> growing in the tall, sapphire grass surrounding the pond.</li><li>The local tribe is using the pond as a sacrificial place for their gods. Once each season they drown some of their cattle in deep, dark waters. Each full moon, the undead oxen and cows crawl out of the pool.</li><li>Ground around the pool is covered with dozens of statues of various animals. Some of them seem to be in perfect condition, while other are shattered and/or heavily weathered. Any living being that drinks from the pond must save vs Magic or turns into stone within 1d4 minutes.</li><li>The thick liquid in the pond is of brown-red color. It emits a horrid stench of death and decay. Three monoliths of polished black stone surround the pool. Each sunset, three Iron Demons descend from the blood-red sky to drink from the pond. Even though they seem to be hostile towards any other being, it's said that they can grant power to those whose souls are absolutely corrupted and blackened by sin. </li></ol></content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/168348247473572934/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/04/six-befouled-ponds.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/168348247473572934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/168348247473572934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/04/six-befouled-ponds.html' title='Six Befouled Ponds'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuMGsVzQou1NCTb-27mQgLa4xdjWU1IEmM44WJuUXBeFpzW-phuJiWWFj7E0GSSI9fwf9QdyWX3q73X-Hqnzk5pL51iuVKPFz57DW446WVCUztBI-Wc5QYMP9n94vts3aRCJXzXI6dGGkCGnsZRbBla24NfkpYMpj31ZKL6H2ey4BA-ir8pllt8E-TNlj5/s72-w400-h161-c/La_Brea_Tar_Pits.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-3773634237223498232</id><published>2024-04-24T02:54:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2024-04-24T02:54:04.226-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="items"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><title type='text'>Ten Prosthetic Arms</title><content type='html'><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO1AWBk6qsTe5mrYnSJsTEP-VZigv_jr0MciGaCX_jH30ID9I_U4hpbKnzVwEgVoTvX3yILrmqt4-WXN1prt8OzylXh2Kxz8elISYM2K0XipZMaGQPKgN6JCklN3zGJOOGk5tss7_ZjGteafwfj-5bhALl2gTfhDGRSk4em0NjbVEcn8QX4-2MZ1FDqid9/s892/IMG_9373.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="892" data-original-width="632" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO1AWBk6qsTe5mrYnSJsTEP-VZigv_jr0MciGaCX_jH30ID9I_U4hpbKnzVwEgVoTvX3yILrmqt4-WXN1prt8OzylXh2Kxz8elISYM2K0XipZMaGQPKgN6JCklN3zGJOOGk5tss7_ZjGteafwfj-5bhALl2gTfhDGRSk4em0NjbVEcn8QX4-2MZ1FDqid9/s320/IMG_9373.jpeg" width="227" /></a><ol style="text-align: left;"><li class="p1" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-size: 17px; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;">Has a small dart gun concealed in the forearm (1 point of damage, easy to poison);</li><li class="p1" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-size: 17px; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;">Covered with pink fur, fingers tipped with razor-sharp claws (+1 to hit, 1d6 melee damage);</li><li class="p1" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-size: 17px; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;">Has a metal, spike-tipped buckler attached to the forearm (-1 AC, 1d4 melee damage if used as a weapon);</li><li class="p1" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-size: 17px; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;">Has a coin storage and dispenser installed inside (coin capacity 137);</li><li class="p1" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-size: 17px; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;">Covered with nasty spikes and hooks (makes climbing easier, 1d3 melee damage);</li><li class="p1" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-size: 17px; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;">Hides a spool with 12ft of thin but very durable rope;</li><li class="p1" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-size: 17px; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;">Has a magical Glow-Crystal installed in the palm of the hand;</li><li class="p1" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-size: 17px; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;">Has a scroll tube concealed in the forearm (capacity of 3 scrolls or letters);</li><li class="p1" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-size: 17px; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;">The hand can be easily detached - and&nbsp;&nbsp;be used as a handle for the jagged blade hidden in the forearm (1d6+1 melee damage);</li><li class="p1" style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-size-adjust: none; font-size: 17px; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;">The hand can be shot forward by the spring-loaded mechanism. It remains attached to the rest of the prosthetic by five feet of string. Unfortunately, the mechanism is too weak to be used as a weapon.</li></ol></content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/3773634237223498232/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/04/ten-prosthetic-arms.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/3773634237223498232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/3773634237223498232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/04/ten-prosthetic-arms.html' title='Ten Prosthetic Arms'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO1AWBk6qsTe5mrYnSJsTEP-VZigv_jr0MciGaCX_jH30ID9I_U4hpbKnzVwEgVoTvX3yILrmqt4-WXN1prt8OzylXh2Kxz8elISYM2K0XipZMaGQPKgN6JCklN3zGJOOGk5tss7_ZjGteafwfj-5bhALl2gTfhDGRSk4em0NjbVEcn8QX4-2MZ1FDqid9/s72-c/IMG_9373.jpeg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-3351632616498093941</id><published>2024-04-21T00:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2024-04-21T00:56:01.573-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="items"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Terminal Space"/><title type='text'>Six High Tech Items</title><content type='html'>&nbsp;<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilg3Cdh2QX2kGVtPTPLuZt8wbZb0COqsV45mCy9Ptq5MBLXQzAXYLdNmWp43vVYlTrUGjH3sWtA_wECDnllljCBBl1UDxevQBa3aoPT4joD99hVDL5suWFbt_092UYOHmVUMVALvs-urHTsMtTcdbvhiek-JHP8qDJrUlUB-qnV40g6H_PtMUuDfgkWnA3/s710/cubbbbbbbbeeeee.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="528" data-original-width="710" height="297" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilg3Cdh2QX2kGVtPTPLuZt8wbZb0COqsV45mCy9Ptq5MBLXQzAXYLdNmWp43vVYlTrUGjH3sWtA_wECDnllljCBBl1UDxevQBa3aoPT4joD99hVDL5suWFbt_092UYOHmVUMVALvs-urHTsMtTcdbvhiek-JHP8qDJrUlUB-qnV40g6H_PtMUuDfgkWnA3/w400-h297/cubbbbbbbbeeeee.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Uncalibrated Hypervision Goggles. Allow to see through walls - but the wall must be at least 3ft thick.</li><li>Diadem of Digital Brilliance. Its wearer should be treated as their Intelligence score is 27 (!). Can be used to telepathically communicate with AI, computers and even semi-smart machinery and tools. </li><li>Hypercubic Snare. A trap that can immobilize any immaterial beings - ethereal, extra-dimensional, even holographic ones. Doesn't work on any corporeal creatures or objects </li><li>Laser shield. Thick, metal bracelet, emiting grid of light that resembles a kite shield. Provides AC3 versus all heat and light-based weapons, such as fire, lightning, lasers etc. AC is reduced to 4 if the weapon is magical.</li><li>Troglo-Comms™. A communicator that allows <a href="https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/is-conversate-a-real-word" target="_blank">conversating</a> with primitive creatures - some animals, prehistoric humanoids, and politicians. Unfortunately, the stupidest the creature is, the faster device overheats and needs to cool down. Time to overheat varies between one hour in the case of apes or troglodytes and one minute if one tries to speak with invertebrates.</li><li>Space Goblin Lockpick. Can be used to open any electronic lock. The process lasts for 1d6 minutes. Unfortunately, after the door/container is closed afterwards, it automatically jams. </li></ol></content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/3351632616498093941/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/04/six-high-tech-items.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/3351632616498093941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/3351632616498093941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/04/six-high-tech-items.html' title='Six High Tech Items'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilg3Cdh2QX2kGVtPTPLuZt8wbZb0COqsV45mCy9Ptq5MBLXQzAXYLdNmWp43vVYlTrUGjH3sWtA_wECDnllljCBBl1UDxevQBa3aoPT4joD99hVDL5suWFbt_092UYOHmVUMVALvs-urHTsMtTcdbvhiek-JHP8qDJrUlUB-qnV40g6H_PtMUuDfgkWnA3/s72-w400-h297-c/cubbbbbbbbeeeee.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-382983475749274410</id><published>2024-03-24T05:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2024-03-24T05:38:01.473-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="artifacts"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="items"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="wordplay"/><title type='text'>Night Club! (new magic...item?)</title><content type='html'>&nbsp;<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1-g7SRbvMz2hGCFhJGXUayWHR_2PtYpDSclPn6hCRHdIT-W9ENCeHBj1hWbahaH2DEpDpkvkU3yFx5nGjt8PrA1fY2uYPCrIRLaRe7T_3etAYIXA2px1y8PZTw3_SjKegu6P5bhmQXW2Rm5e7zZsvXk2pcYO6lQVuXkIB0ykaal00ri9WzEpiTQ9_rNsu/s616/clubbing.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="616" data-original-width="616" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1-g7SRbvMz2hGCFhJGXUayWHR_2PtYpDSclPn6hCRHdIT-W9ENCeHBj1hWbahaH2DEpDpkvkU3yFx5nGjt8PrA1fY2uYPCrIRLaRe7T_3etAYIXA2px1y8PZTw3_SjKegu6P5bhmQXW2Rm5e7zZsvXk2pcYO6lQVuXkIB0ykaal00ri9WzEpiTQ9_rNsu/w400-h400/clubbing.png" width="400" /></a></div>I know it's stupid. That's why I made it! This carved club, made of polished walnut, possesses some peculiar magical abilities:<ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Club's all magical powers activate only after sunset and last until dawn. The weapon should be treated as ordinary, although strange-looking wooden club.</li><li>It's a +2 magical weapon.</li><li>It grants 30% resistance versus alcohol and narcotics, atop of normal saving throws.</li><li>It grants +3 Charisma bonus versus all genders that the Club's wielder is interested in.</li></ul>Artwork by me! </content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/382983475749274410/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/03/night-club-new-magicitem.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/382983475749274410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/382983475749274410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/03/night-club-new-magicitem.html' title='Night Club! 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4tDJM1S69U_b1gyWY5L8pBSA4zG50rk0FYAMcdrMQHfI52qC8uIMmrI7Xj4nNvL6XOiSy9kpncHUSxE5LE-jlZ-gvvRRcfSjCY98ttsMEE-d93EBWyB_vGDpM4dfLkdsHdagMJE-sELKee5cqYQmDGcb7M1rY4_8q-brBn3uk0XsjmoqLHQQvZQmgCSEo/s813/darvaza.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="383" data-original-width="813" height="302" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4tDJM1S69U_b1gyWY5L8pBSA4zG50rk0FYAMcdrMQHfI52qC8uIMmrI7Xj4nNvL6XOiSy9kpncHUSxE5LE-jlZ-gvvRRcfSjCY98ttsMEE-d93EBWyB_vGDpM4dfLkdsHdagMJE-sELKee5cqYQmDGcb7M1rY4_8q-brBn3uk0XsjmoqLHQQvZQmgCSEo/w640-h302/darvaza.png" width="640" /></a></div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Huge iron bottle with a Demon of Three Plagues trapped inside.</li><li>Key to the Tomb of the Mummified Emperor.</li><li>Skull of the Headless Avenger.</li><li>Monolith of the Deluge.</li><li>Entrance to the Tunnels of Doom.</li><li>Previously missing tip of the Sword of Betrayal.</li><li>Silver casket, created to trap the Eternal Queen.</li><li>Crown of Madness, still adorning the Lunatic King's skull.</li><li>Divine Cork, plugging the Well of Thousand Locusts.</li><li>Hypercube of the Negative Dimensions.</li><li>Door to the Prison of the Sixty Thief Lords.</li><li>Bell of the Earthquakes. </li></ol></content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/2845112614077041693/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/03/twelve-things-unearthed-by-mistake.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/2845112614077041693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/2845112614077041693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/03/twelve-things-unearthed-by-mistake.html' title='Twelve Things Unearthed By Mistake'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4tDJM1S69U_b1gyWY5L8pBSA4zG50rk0FYAMcdrMQHfI52qC8uIMmrI7Xj4nNvL6XOiSy9kpncHUSxE5LE-jlZ-gvvRRcfSjCY98ttsMEE-d93EBWyB_vGDpM4dfLkdsHdagMJE-sELKee5cqYQmDGcb7M1rY4_8q-brBn3uk0XsjmoqLHQQvZQmgCSEo/s72-w640-h302-c/darvaza.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-661598983787006662</id><published>2024-03-01T12:03:00.006-06:00</published><updated>2025-01-06T01:21:44.731-06:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="items"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="traps"/><title type='text'>Magical Snares</title><content type='html'>&nbsp;<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY13fsEn4s_AjkNA31K2jcGYutnDPyVyIlGd2k_wZwdKKzyEyAkzZoMSLXHYN2tLNLhF55iClpijPsXKi3Jj-UapBTkB4oIn26VcdOqPEweMNzNlLZpeVImOfXJuAGH-uV-BLqSfoyxnyX1PUViBW9qLAvhjQO5fbhGNzSSbyKkQOPHUh8IhIhCqPvNKcC/s767/snare.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="431" data-original-width="767" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY13fsEn4s_AjkNA31K2jcGYutnDPyVyIlGd2k_wZwdKKzyEyAkzZoMSLXHYN2tLNLhF55iClpijPsXKi3Jj-UapBTkB4oIn26VcdOqPEweMNzNlLZpeVImOfXJuAGH-uV-BLqSfoyxnyX1PUViBW9qLAvhjQO5fbhGNzSSbyKkQOPHUh8IhIhCqPvNKcC/w400-h225/snare.png" width="400" /></a></div>No, it's not about the type of drums. I'm sorry if I disappointed you.Roll 1d6:<ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Any caught creature must save vs. magic to avoid falling asleep for as long as it remains ensnared.</li><li>When triggered, it emits extremely loud sound of a bell. Then, an extremely loud voice speaks the name of the ensnared creature (or its species if it has no name). </li><li>Any caught creature must save vs. magic to avoid being teleported to a cell inside the nearby tower, belonging to the Mavue Wizard.</li><li>When triggered, an undead (and hostile) skeletal warrior pops out of existence at the beginning of each of 1d6 turns after the trap's activation.</li><li>Any caught creature must save vs. magic or its level will be drained by 1. If reduced to zero or below, the creature will become a slave to the Ochre Wizard.</li><li>The snare can be triggered only by females. Any caught creature must save vs. magic to avoid becoming obsessed with the thoughts of Cerulean Wizard, even if they have never seen or heard of them.</li></ol>The Cerulean Wizard regretted creating his Trap of Irresisitible Affection in such haste. Now his tower is besieged by the menagerie of weird animals, all female. Not a single woman had fell into his trap in five years. But the beasts and the monsters keep flocking to his keep. </content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/661598983787006662/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/03/magical-snares.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/661598983787006662'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/661598983787006662'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/03/magical-snares.html' title='Magical Snares'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY13fsEn4s_AjkNA31K2jcGYutnDPyVyIlGd2k_wZwdKKzyEyAkzZoMSLXHYN2tLNLhF55iClpijPsXKi3Jj-UapBTkB4oIn26VcdOqPEweMNzNlLZpeVImOfXJuAGH-uV-BLqSfoyxnyX1PUViBW9qLAvhjQO5fbhGNzSSbyKkQOPHUh8IhIhCqPvNKcC/s72-w400-h225-c/snare.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3425469558765750408.post-4553149821255933024</id><published>2024-02-27T01:57:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2024-02-27T07:37:07.368-06:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="items"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="random tables"/><title type='text'>Ten artifacts that fell from the sky</title><content type='html'><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUzaO7vVWcF4P4wN82LTvkGjk3-mUK8BSYjAqhrmBinhnTlqna1jdQgaLTWPVX7uzgcbkN3p4aNw-7VCWKcdw0oH-gASy7-yCcgzhxTPcKjT9Fhu981BvmEumqPpZkZAreQE9Mj2W6R_SymjY8vQiMGajtOReGNC_ND_0PY-1ucxpuiUGNpxfcrT6jHLMK/s637/skyyyy.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="412" data-original-width="637" height="259" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUzaO7vVWcF4P4wN82LTvkGjk3-mUK8BSYjAqhrmBinhnTlqna1jdQgaLTWPVX7uzgcbkN3p4aNw-7VCWKcdw0oH-gASy7-yCcgzhxTPcKjT9Fhu981BvmEumqPpZkZAreQE9Mj2W6R_SymjY8vQiMGajtOReGNC_ND_0PY-1ucxpuiUGNpxfcrT6jHLMK/w400-h259/skyyyy.png" width="400" /></a></div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>A boat made of transparent material. There are several intricate mechanisms visible inside locked compartments on its bow and stern.</li><li>An enormous brass cogwheel. Its surface is covered in runes and reliefs depicting equine creatures.</li><li>A helmet made of shiny metal. It has a system of pipes protruding from its back and sides. Too large for humans to wear.</li><li>20-feet long metal rod, as thick as man's arm. Each of its ends is tipped with a sizable spherical object. One of them is really hot to the touch, while the other is very cold.</li><li>An anchor. Its surface is painted gold and adorned with wreaths and colorful ribbons.</li><li>Sword made of opalescent metal. Its edges are jagged and its handle is weirdly curved, making it unwieldy for most humanoids. It's extremely light.</li><li>A human-sized flask made of extremely tough glass. It is capped with a partly-destroyed clockwork contraption that looks like it was ripped from a larger mechanism. The jar is filled with light red, translucent liquid.</li><li>Huge cubical monolith made of polished black stone. There are at least dozen metal pipes protruding from each of its sides. Smaller pipes or cables are coming out of each pipe.</li><li>A child-sized metal mirror, framed in gold. Reflections of any living beings are shimmering and weirdly twitching, while inanimate object look perfectly normal. The mirror emits constant, low-pitched hum.</li><li>Giant humanoid made from matte, gray metal. Its skin has many segments and its arms and legs have too many joints. Its eyes are made of green crystals.</li></ol> </content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/feeds/4553149821255933024/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/02/ten-artifacts-that-fell-from-sky.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/4553149821255933024'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='https://www.blogger.com/feeds/3425469558765750408/posts/default/4553149821255933024'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='https://worldofortix.blogspot.com/2024/02/ten-artifacts-that-fell-from-sky.html' title='Ten artifacts that fell from the sky'/><author><name>Albert R.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09691712927512834666</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrHfAlXmsA4Wu48lCzU232h0pP7EMgOt_DYRoeGXsN22nC27U5lC6ifUvxdT-Esblw8hd_TKt5Gl9vwNmP_4UueiNG_nBSm2_2RTsRyLImSWo7mQV4H_wOAOoe3tdDfh8/s220/0iy4cecm.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUzaO7vVWcF4P4wN82LTvkGjk3-mUK8BSYjAqhrmBinhnTlqna1jdQgaLTWPVX7uzgcbkN3p4aNw-7VCWKcdw0oH-gASy7-yCcgzhxTPcKjT9Fhu981BvmEumqPpZkZAreQE9Mj2W6R_SymjY8vQiMGajtOReGNC_ND_0PY-1ucxpuiUGNpxfcrT6jHLMK/s72-w400-h259-c/skyyyy.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>

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