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Sources say Tristan worked really hard to convince Khloe that he will never cheat on her again… as long as the coronavirus is still out there." title="This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (October 26, 2020)" width="800" height="420"/> </div> </a> <div class="mu-post-title mu-section mu-inset"> <h1> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12808453/this-weeks-top-celebrity-news-a-satirical-roundup-october-26-2020" title="This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (October 26, 2020) - Mock Diaries - Cheezburger">This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (October 26, 2020)</a> </h1> </div> <div class="mu-post-description mu-theme-links mu-section mu-inset mu-clip"> Biggest celebrity news of the week <div class="mu-fade"></div> </div> <div class="mu-view-post mu-section"> <a class="mu-btn mu-filled chz-filled mu-theme" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12808453/this-weeks-top-celebrity-news-a-satirical-roundup-october-26-2020">View List</a> </div> <div class="mu-action-bar mu-flex-actions js-vote"> <button data-chz-trigger="upvote" class="mu-action-btn mu-fit js-vote-up" title="Vote up"> <svg class="mu-icon mu-large mu-rotl"> <use href="#mu-arrow"></use> <span class="js-score-up">-</span> </svg> </button> <button data-chz-trigger="downvote" class="mu-action-btn mu-fit js-vote-down" title="Vote down"> <svg class="mu-icon mu-large mu-rotr"> <use href="#mu-arrow"></use> <span class="js-score-down">-</span> </svg> </button> <div class="mu-separator"></div> <a class="mu-action-btn mu-mobile-collapse" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12808453/this-weeks-top-celebrity-news-a-satirical-roundup-october-26-2020#comments" title="Comments"> <svg class="mu-icon mu-large"> <use href="#mu-comment"></use> </svg> </a> <a class="mu-mobile-collapse" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12808453/this-weeks-top-celebrity-news-a-satirical-roundup-october-26-2020#comments"> <span class="spot-im-replies-count" data-post-id="12808453"></span> <span>Comments</span> </a> <div class="mu-separator mu-mobile-collapse"></div> <div class="mu-flex-fill"></div> <button data-chz-trigger="favorite" class="mu-action-btn js-favorite" type="button" title="Favorite"> <svg class="mu-icon mu-large"> <use href="#mu-favorite"></use> </svg> </button> <button data-chz-trigger="repost" class="mu-action-btn js-repost mu-collapse chz-collapse" type="button" title="Repost"> <svg class="mu-icon mu-large"> <use href="#mu-repost"></use> </svg> </button> </div> </section> <section class="mu-content-card mu-card mu-flush mu-z1 js-post" data-post="12793861" data-post-url="https://cheezburger.com/12793861/sneak-peeks-into-texts-between-celebs-royal-fam-begs-prince-harry-to-return-to-uk"> <script class="js-post-data" type="application/json"> {"id":12793861,"url":"http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12793861/sneak-peeks-into-texts-between-celebs-royal-fam-begs-prince-harry-to-return-to-uk","title":"Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Royal Fam Begs Prince Harry To Return To UK","author":"MockDiaries","partial":false} </script> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12793861/sneak-peeks-into-texts-between-celebs-royal-fam-begs-prince-harry-to-return-to-uk"> <div class="mu-post mu-thumbnail resp-media-wrap" style="padding-bottom: 52.5%;"> <img class="resp-media lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=" data-src="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb800/12793861/h6DF3EF5E/and-and-please-stop-saying-not-coming-as-said-already-told-staff-prepare-would-be-rude-not-come" alt="satirical text conversation between Prince Harry And The Royal Family about him coming back to the UK | thumbnail includes picture of Prince Harry and Queen Elizabeth | Hi, son told staff prepare Frogmore Cottage return. Please text back let know if are thinking coming. And And please stop saying not coming. As said already told staff prepare would be rude not come." title="Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Royal Fam Begs Prince Harry To Return To UK" width="800" height="420"/> </div> </a> <div class="mu-post-title mu-section mu-inset"> <h1> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12793861/sneak-peeks-into-texts-between-celebs-royal-fam-begs-prince-harry-to-return-to-uk" title="Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Royal Fam Begs Prince Harry To Return To UK - Mock Diaries - Cheezburger">Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Royal Fam Begs Prince Harry To Return To UK</a> </h1> </div> <div class="mu-post-description mu-theme-links mu-section mu-inset mu-clip"> An inside glimpse into celeb life <div class="mu-fade"></div> </div> <div class="mu-view-post mu-section"> <a class="mu-btn mu-filled chz-filled mu-theme" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12793861/sneak-peeks-into-texts-between-celebs-royal-fam-begs-prince-harry-to-return-to-uk">View List</a> </div> <div class="mu-action-bar mu-flex-actions js-vote"> <button data-chz-trigger="upvote" class="mu-action-btn mu-fit js-vote-up" title="Vote up"> <svg class="mu-icon mu-large mu-rotl"> <use href="#mu-arrow"></use> <span class="js-score-up">-</span> </svg> </button> <button data-chz-trigger="downvote" class="mu-action-btn mu-fit js-vote-down" title="Vote down"> <svg class="mu-icon mu-large mu-rotr"> <use href="#mu-arrow"></use> <span class="js-score-down">-</span> </svg> </button> <div class="mu-separator"></div> <a class="mu-action-btn mu-mobile-collapse" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12793861/sneak-peeks-into-texts-between-celebs-royal-fam-begs-prince-harry-to-return-to-uk#comments" title="Comments"> <svg class="mu-icon mu-large"> <use href="#mu-comment"></use> </svg> </a> <a class="mu-mobile-collapse" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12793861/sneak-peeks-into-texts-between-celebs-royal-fam-begs-prince-harry-to-return-to-uk#comments"> <span class="spot-im-replies-count" data-post-id="12793861"></span> <span>Comments</span> </a> <div class="mu-separator mu-mobile-collapse"></div> <div class="mu-flex-fill"></div> <button data-chz-trigger="favorite" class="mu-action-btn js-favorite" type="button" title="Favorite"> <svg class="mu-icon mu-large"> <use href="#mu-favorite"></use> </svg> </button> <button data-chz-trigger="repost" class="mu-action-btn js-repost mu-collapse chz-collapse" type="button" title="Repost"> <svg class="mu-icon mu-large"> <use href="#mu-repost"></use> </svg> </button> </div> </section> <section class="mu-content-card mu-card mu-flush mu-z1 js-post" data-post="12756997" data-post-url="https://cheezburger.com/12756997/this-weeks-top-celebrity-news-a-satirical-roundup-october-19-2020"> <script class="js-post-data" type="application/json"> {"id":12756997,"url":"http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12756997/this-weeks-top-celebrity-news-a-satirical-roundup-october-19-2020","title":"This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (October 19, 2020)","author":"MockDiaries","partial":false} </script> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12756997/this-weeks-top-celebrity-news-a-satirical-roundup-october-19-2020"> <div class="mu-post mu-thumbnail resp-media-wrap" style="padding-bottom: 52.5%;"> <img class="resp-media lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=" data-src="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb800/12756997/h94CD59B1/of-her-husband-justin-bieber-luckily-it-also-works-as-a-j-for-jackass-in-case-they-get-a-divorce" alt="satirical weekly diary of top celebrity news | thumbnail Text - Hailey Baldwin got tattooed the letter “J” with a star on her ring finger in honor of her husband Justin Bieber. Luckily, it also works as a “J” for jackass in case they get a divorce." title="This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (October 19, 2020)" width="800" height="420"/> </div> </a> <div class="mu-post-title mu-section mu-inset"> <h1> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12756997/this-weeks-top-celebrity-news-a-satirical-roundup-october-19-2020" title="This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (October 19, 2020) - Mock Diaries - Cheezburger">This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (October 19, 2020)</a> </h1> </div> <div class="mu-post-description mu-theme-links mu-section mu-inset mu-clip"> Biggest celebrity news of the week <div class="mu-fade"></div> </div> <div class="mu-view-post mu-section"> <a class="mu-btn mu-filled chz-filled mu-theme" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12756997/this-weeks-top-celebrity-news-a-satirical-roundup-october-19-2020">View List</a> </div> <div class="mu-action-bar mu-flex-actions js-vote"> <button data-chz-trigger="upvote" class="mu-action-btn mu-fit js-vote-up" title="Vote up"> <svg class="mu-icon mu-large mu-rotl"> <use href="#mu-arrow"></use> <span class="js-score-up">-</span> </svg> </button> <button data-chz-trigger="downvote" class="mu-action-btn mu-fit js-vote-down" title="Vote down"> <svg class="mu-icon mu-large mu-rotr"> <use href="#mu-arrow"></use> <span class="js-score-down">-</span> </svg> </button> <div class="mu-separator"></div> <a class="mu-action-btn mu-mobile-collapse" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12756997/this-weeks-top-celebrity-news-a-satirical-roundup-october-19-2020#comments" title="Comments"> <svg class="mu-icon mu-large"> <use href="#mu-comment"></use> </svg> </a> <a class="mu-mobile-collapse" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12756997/this-weeks-top-celebrity-news-a-satirical-roundup-october-19-2020#comments"> <span class="spot-im-replies-count" data-post-id="12756997"></span> <span>Comments</span> </a> <div class="mu-separator mu-mobile-collapse"></div> <div class="mu-flex-fill"></div> <button data-chz-trigger="favorite" class="mu-action-btn js-favorite" type="button" title="Favorite"> <svg class="mu-icon mu-large"> <use href="#mu-favorite"></use> </svg> </button> <button data-chz-trigger="repost" class="mu-action-btn js-repost mu-collapse chz-collapse" type="button" title="Repost"> <svg class="mu-icon mu-large"> <use href="#mu-repost"></use> </svg> </button> </div> </section> <div class="chz-ad-wrap"> <div class="ad-label">Advertisement</div> <div class="mu-ad-container mu-250"> <div class="js-ad mu-ad" id="mu-stream-ad-10" data-responsive-size="[[[1100,0],"wideincontent"],[[0,0],"medrec"]]"></div> </div> </div> <section class="mu-content-card mu-card mu-flush mu-z1 js-post" data-post="12710917" data-post-url="https://cheezburger.com/12710917/this-weeks-top-celebrity-news-a-satirical-roundup-october-12-2020"> <script class="js-post-data" type="application/json"> {"id":12710917,"url":"http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12710917/this-weeks-top-celebrity-news-a-satirical-roundup-october-12-2020","title":"This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (October 12, 2020)","author":"MockDiaries","partial":false} </script> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://cheezburger.com/12710917/this-weeks-top-celebrity-news-a-satirical-roundup-october-12-2020"> <div class="mu-post mu-thumbnail resp-media-wrap" style="padding-bottom: 52.5%;"> <img class="resp-media lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=" data-src="http://web.archive.org/web/20241127011118/https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb800/12710917/hC68C2D94/love-james-went-on-to-say-that-thats-absolutely-untrue-they-gave-each-other-high-fives-all-the-time" alt="satirical weekly diary of top celebrity news | thumbnail Text - Mariah Carey said that she and ex-fiancé James Packer "didn't really have a physical relationship" during the 18 months they were in love. 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