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href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/why-are-we-taking-medical-advice-from-the-brain-worm-guy-dcf5642be807?source=collection_home---4------16-----------------------" data-action-source="collection_home---4------16-----------------------" data-post-id="dcf5642be807"><h3 class="u-contentSansBold u-lineHeightTightest u-xs-fontSize24 u-paddingBottom2 u-paddingTop5 u-fontSize32"><div class="u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTighter u-breakWord u-textOverflowEllipsis u-lineClamp3 u-fontSize24">Why Are We Taking Medical Advice From The Brain Worm Guy?</div></h3><div class="u-contentSansThin u-lineHeightBaseSans u-fontSize24 u-xs-fontSize18 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal"><div class="u-fontSize18 u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTight u-marginTop7 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal">The same guy who drove around New York with a dead bear cub in his van?</div></div></a><div class="u-clearfix u-marginTop20"><div class="u-flexCenter"><div 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href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/our-first-month-on-medium-earnings-lessons-whats-next-fa168a3050cb?source=collection_home---4------17-----------------------" data-action-source="collection_home---4------17-----------------------" data-post-id="fa168a3050cb"><h3 class="u-contentSansBold u-lineHeightTightest u-xs-fontSize24 u-paddingBottom2 u-paddingTop5 u-fontSize32"><div class="u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTighter u-breakWord u-textOverflowEllipsis u-lineClamp3 u-fontSize24">Our First Month on Medium: Earnings, Lessons & What’s Next</div></h3><div class="u-contentSansThin u-lineHeightBaseSans u-fontSize24 u-xs-fontSize18 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal"><div class="u-fontSize18 u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTight u-marginTop7 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal">This might be better than I thought</div></div></a><div class="u-clearfix u-marginTop20"><div class="u-flexCenter"><div class="postMetaInline-avatar u-flex0"><a class="link 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href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/i-need-an-alignment-ab881bd34f9c?source=collection_home---4------18-----------------------" data-action="open-post" data-action-value="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/i-need-an-alignment-ab881bd34f9c?source=collection_home---4------18-----------------------" class="u-block u-xs-height170 u-height172 u-backgroundSizeCover u-backgroundOriginBorderBox u-backgroundColorGrayLight u-borderLighter" style="background-image: url("https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/0*uI2JJeNPrr9MIN6j"); background-position: 50% 50% !important;"><span class="u-textScreenReader">I Need an Alignment</span></a></div><div class="col u-xs-marginBottom10 u-paddingLeft0 u-paddingRight0 u-paddingTop15 u-marginBottom30"><a class="" href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/i-need-an-alignment-ab881bd34f9c?source=collection_home---4------18-----------------------" data-action-source="collection_home---4------18-----------------------" data-post-id="ab881bd34f9c"><h3 class="u-contentSansBold u-lineHeightTightest u-xs-fontSize24 u-paddingBottom2 u-paddingTop5 u-fontSize32"><div class="u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTighter u-breakWord u-textOverflowEllipsis u-lineClamp3 u-fontSize24">I Need an Alignment</div></h3><div class="u-contentSansThin u-lineHeightBaseSans u-fontSize24 u-xs-fontSize18 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal"><div class="u-fontSize18 u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTight u-marginTop7 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal">Left, I say, turn left!</div></div></a><div class="u-clearfix u-marginTop20"><div class="u-flexCenter"><div class="postMetaInline-avatar u-flex0"><a class="link u-baseColor--link avatar" href="https://medium.com/@pshablo" data-action="show-user-card" data-action-value="62d96a9d8415" data-action-type="hover" data-user-id="62d96a9d8415" dir="auto"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/fit/c/72/72/1*XgoboHtKO4TvBYCDq8-PGg.jpeg" class="avatar-image u-size36x36 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data-source="collection_home---4------20-----------------------" data-post-id="23d98780669e" data-index="20"><div class="u-lineHeightBase postItem"><a href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/rantoreadium-23d98780669e?source=collection_home---4------20-----------------------" data-action="open-post" data-action-value="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/rantoreadium-23d98780669e?source=collection_home---4------20-----------------------" class="u-block u-xs-height170 u-height172 u-backgroundSizeCover u-backgroundOriginBorderBox u-backgroundColorGrayLight u-borderLighter" style="background-image: url("https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/0*jriBlZTt2ZfC-wIs"); background-position: 50% 50% !important;"><span class="u-textScreenReader">Rantoreadium!</span></a></div><div class="col u-xs-marginBottom10 u-paddingLeft0 u-paddingRight0 u-paddingTop15 u-marginBottom30"><a class="" href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/rantoreadium-23d98780669e?source=collection_home---4------20-----------------------" data-action-source="collection_home---4------20-----------------------" data-post-id="23d98780669e"><h3 class="u-contentSansBold u-lineHeightTightest u-xs-fontSize24 u-paddingBottom2 u-paddingTop5 u-fontSize32"><div class="u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTighter u-breakWord u-textOverflowEllipsis u-lineClamp3 u-fontSize24">Rantoreadium!</div></h3><div class="u-contentSansThin u-lineHeightBaseSans u-fontSize24 u-xs-fontSize18 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal"><div class="u-fontSize18 u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTight u-marginTop7 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal">A carousel ride of a rant about Medium</div></div></a><div class="u-clearfix u-marginTop20"><div class="u-flexCenter"><div class="postMetaInline-avatar u-flex0"><a class="link u-baseColor--link avatar" href="https://medium.com/@jet.propelled" 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!important;"><span class="u-textScreenReader">If I’d Wanted Fish</span></a></div><div class="col u-xs-marginBottom10 u-paddingLeft0 u-paddingRight0 u-paddingTop15 u-marginBottom30"><a class="" href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/if-id-wanted-fish-62e1c3c6a9e4?source=collection_home---4------21-----------------------" data-action-source="collection_home---4------21-----------------------" data-post-id="62e1c3c6a9e4"><h3 class="u-contentSansBold u-lineHeightTightest u-xs-fontSize24 u-paddingBottom2 u-paddingTop5 u-fontSize32"><div class="u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTighter u-breakWord u-textOverflowEllipsis u-lineClamp3 u-fontSize24">If I’d Wanted Fish</div></h3><div class="u-contentSansThin u-lineHeightBaseSans u-fontSize24 u-xs-fontSize18 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal"><div class="u-fontSize18 u-letterSpacingTight u-lineHeightTight u-marginTop7 u-textColorNormal u-baseColor--textNormal">I’d have ordered the fucking fish</div></div></a><div 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