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itemprop="description articleBody"> <p>I remember the first wave of Mastodon popularity and hype, when everyone predicted that everyone would abandon Twitter for the Fediverse. It didn’t happen.</p> <p>Then the original news of Musk broke that he was buying Twitter. </p> <p>Mastodon was back in the news again.</p> <p>Note: I probably have missed many beats in this timeline.</p> <p>This probably renewed my interest in Mastodon passively. “Oh yeah, I have that account” but I also tend to have multiple accounts by topic, on at least certain social networks.</p> <p>This time, it seemed to stick a bit more with people and proclaimed exoduses.</p> <p>I was sticking with it. I had my long standing tw2113 Twitter account, my uanmovies Twitter account now for my attempts at being a slightly serious movie blogger, but not really.</p> <p>Then………………..X</p> <p>It soon dawned on me that Musk has been obsessed with “X” as a brand for over 20 years. Apparently he bought x.com for $1mil and change back in the day, and he’s been trying to make it a thing ever since.</p> <p>Now, with the Twitter purchase, he’s also converting everything to “X” in the site. I think what set me off finally is the rebrand away from what I’ll call Twitter blue and the bird branding, to this ugly X.</p> <p>So, I started moving away. First up was my often forgotten achoosneezed account, which lately had just been auto-posting my book reading status updates. I unfollowed everyone, I requested my archive, and I deleted my account.</p> <p>Next was uanmovies. This was slightly easier because I have been lazy since December and have yet to post since. However, I did try to find who I could find that I followed from that account, on both Mastodon, but more specifically Bluesky, which is from former Twitter people. I wasn’t able to find everyone, but I found a good amount. I didn’t give uanmovies their own account, I’m just blending in with my tw2113 handle. I requested my archive and I deleted my account</p> <p>Lastly, is my tw2113 Twitter handle. This one I spent the most effort trying to find people, and since it was also largely my web development account, most of my re-follows came from Mastodon instances, but some were also Bluesky. I have not yet requested my archive and may not delete my account. 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