Rob Dircks – Audio Books, Best Sellers, Author Bio

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>5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > Reviewers Choice Award, its that good </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Midwestbonsai</span> on 11-13-18 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-col-12"> <div data-trigger="sample-player-B07GJ5W4BG" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-inline bc-trigger-playerbutton"> <span id="sample-player-B07GJ5W4BG" class="bc-button bc-button-secondary bc-button-player bc-button-audio-has-countdown bc-button-small"> <button class="bc-button-text" data-mp3="https://samples.audible.com/or/orig/000126/or_orig_000126_sample.mp3" sample-asin="B07GJ5W4BG" sample-ajax-token="gjJm+abaWSjpDc/xLL6XDNsDmm5OGUXo+Q0sD1UAAAABAAAAAGdIpylyYXcAAAAAFVfwRGgNifE9xfqJS///" sample-content-source="SearchResults" aria-label="Play Sample for You&apos;re 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href="/author/Rob-Dircks/B008QPRC5M?ref_pageloadid=qxxEJuMcVAwCekcA&pf_rd_p=f3abc0ee-320d-4c19-8388-fcd3a8e6c3a4&pf_rd_r=DAKE12J3T1RHW46P09P5&plink=qQrBUK7spOaLxPfQ&pageLoadId=TBejvQu4GjZpZS1g&creativeId=73c32a9a-e504-4597-bb87-c30c58fc0204&ref=a_author_Ro_c19_lAuthor_1_1_1">Rob Dircks</a> </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item narratorLabel" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-small bc-color-secondary" > Narrated by: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/search?searchNarrator=Khristine+Hvam&ref_pageloadid=qxxEJuMcVAwCekcA&pf_rd_p=f3abc0ee-320d-4c19-8388-fcd3a8e6c3a4&pf_rd_r=DAKE12J3T1RHW46P09P5&plink=qQrBUK7spOaLxPfQ&pageLoadId=TBejvQu4GjZpZS1g&creativeId=73c32a9a-e504-4597-bb87-c30c58fc0204&ref=a_author_Ro_c19_lNarrator_1_1_1">Khristine Hvam</a> </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item runtimeLabel" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-small bc-color-secondary" >Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item releaseDateLabel" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-small 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hrs and 4 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small 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bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 124 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> <p>Back when I started this project, I was thinking what the heck, writing a few short stories will keep me fresh, let me try things I might not try otherwise, act as a sketch book of my story ideas....</p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty 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Capell</span> on 04-17-19 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-col-12"> <div data-trigger="sample-player-B07P68C2Z2" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-inline bc-trigger-playerbutton"> <span id="sample-player-B07P68C2Z2" class="bc-button bc-button-secondary bc-button-player bc-button-audio-has-countdown bc-button-small"> <button class="bc-button-text" data-mp3="https://samples.audible.com/bk/acx0/143243/bk_acx0_143243_sample.mp3" sample-asin="B07P68C2Z2" sample-ajax-token="gk9F+0KVcar529O+uN4rm/tjfPXQaOXJ7gE4Wh4AAAABAAAAAGdIpylyYXcAAAAAFVfwRGgNifE9xfqJS///" sample-content-source="SearchResults" aria-label="Play Sample for Listen to the Signal: Short Stories, Volume 1" data-play-label="Play Sample for Listen to the Signal: Short Stories, Volume 1" data-pause-label="Pause Sample for Listen to the Signal: Short Stories, Volume 1" data-load-label="Loading Sample for Listen to the Signal: Short Stories, Volume 1" type="button" tabindex="0"> <span 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<ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item" > <h3 class="bc-heading bc-color-link bc-pub-break-word bc-size-medium" > <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/pd/Listen-to-the-Signal-Short-Stories-Volume-1-Audiobook/B07P68C2Z2?ref_pageloadid=qxxEJuMcVAwCekcA&pf_rd_p=f3abc0ee-320d-4c19-8388-fcd3a8e6c3a4&pf_rd_r=DAKE12J3T1RHW46P09P5&plink=qQrBUK7spOaLxPfQ&pageLoadId=TBejvQu4GjZpZS1g&creativeId=73c32a9a-e504-4597-bb87-c30c58fc0204&ref=a_author_Ro_c19_lProduct_1_6">Listen to the Signal: Short Stories, Volume 1</a> </h3> </li> <li class="bc-list-item authorLabel" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-small bc-color-secondary" > By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Rob-Dircks/B008QPRC5M?ref_pageloadid=qxxEJuMcVAwCekcA&pf_rd_p=f3abc0ee-320d-4c19-8388-fcd3a8e6c3a4&pf_rd_r=DAKE12J3T1RHW46P09P5&plink=qQrBUK7spOaLxPfQ&pageLoadId=TBejvQu4GjZpZS1g&creativeId=73c32a9a-e504-4597-bb87-c30c58fc0204&ref=a_author_Ro_c19_lAuthor_1_6_1">Rob Dircks</a> 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</div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item productListItem" aria-label='Auf zum Mars! 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[You're Going to Mars!]</h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > By: Rob Dircks, Karin Will - Übersetzer </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Narrated by: Friederike Sipp </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Length: 13 hrs and 30 mins </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > Unabridged </li> </ul> </span> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-spacing-small bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Overall </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >0 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 0 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Performance </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >0 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 0 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >0 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 0 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> <p>Wenn man in Fill City 1 lebt und schuftet, gewöhnt man sich an den Gestank. 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[You're Going to Mars!]</a> </h3> </li> <li class="bc-list-item authorLabel" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-small bc-color-secondary" > By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Rob-Dircks/B008QPRC5M?ref_pageloadid=qxxEJuMcVAwCekcA&pf_rd_p=f3abc0ee-320d-4c19-8388-fcd3a8e6c3a4&pf_rd_r=DAKE12J3T1RHW46P09P5&plink=qQrBUK7spOaLxPfQ&pageLoadId=TBejvQu4GjZpZS1g&creativeId=73c32a9a-e504-4597-bb87-c30c58fc0204&ref=a_author_Ro_c19_lAuthor_1_7_1">Rob Dircks</a>, <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/search?searchAuthor=Karin+Will+-+%C3%9Cbersetzer&ref_pageloadid=qxxEJuMcVAwCekcA&pf_rd_p=f3abc0ee-320d-4c19-8388-fcd3a8e6c3a4&pf_rd_r=DAKE12J3T1RHW46P09P5&plink=qQrBUK7spOaLxPfQ&pageLoadId=TBejvQu4GjZpZS1g&creativeId=73c32a9a-e504-4597-bb87-c30c58fc0204&ref=a_author_Ro_c19_lAuthor_1_7_2">Karin Will - Übersetzer</a> </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item narratorLabel" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-small bc-color-secondary" > Narrated by: <a class="bc-link 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