BBC Four - Arena, The Complete Transcript Of The Spitting Image Fridge Sketch

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Food with the help of Spitting Image.</p> <div id="gallery" class="gallery gallery--listview" data-page-url="/programmes/p016727s/p016722n"> <div class="cf component"> <div class="pull--right-spaced"> <span class="gallery__positiontext gamma no-margin"></span> </div> </div> <div class="gallery-slideshow"> <div class="gallery-slideshow__window"><div class="gallery-slideshow__tableau br-box-subtle"></div></div> </div> <ul class="gallery__thumblist grid-wrapper grid-wrapper--half@bpw"> <li class="grid grid--half grid--half@bpw 1 1/2@bpb1 1/3@bpb2 1/4@bpw 1/6@bpe"> <div> <a class="gallery__thumbnail " href="/web/20190722204319/https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p016727s/p016722n" data-img-blank="https://programmes.files.bbci.co.uk/programmes-frontend/images/blank-a27771a856.png" data-gallery-title="Food Night: The Spitting Image Fridge Transcript - page 1 of 10" data-gallery-synopsis="For Arena: Food Night, Spitting Image provided a fridge full of talking food." data-gallery-position="0" data-gallery-url="/programmes/p016727s/p016722n" data-image-src="https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/320x180_b/p016722n.jpg" data-image-src-sets=" https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/320x180_b/p016722n.jpg 320w, https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/560x315_b/p016722n.jpg 560w, https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/976x549_b/p016722n.jpg 976w" data-image-sizes=" (min-width: 63em) 976px, (min-width: 0.0625em) 100vw, 100vw"> <img class="image " src="https://web.archive.org/web/20190722204319im_/https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/224x126/p016722n.jpg" srcset="https://web.archive.org/web/20190722204319im_/https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/80x45/p016722n.jpg 80w, https://web.archive.org/web/20190722204319im_/https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/160x90/p016722n.jpg 160w, https://web.archive.org/web/20190722204319im_/https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/224x126/p016722n.jpg 224w" sizes="(min-width: 0.0625em) 224px, 100vw" alt="Food Night: The Spitting Image Fridge Transcript - page 1 of 10"> </a> </div> 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src="https://web.archive.org/web/20190722204319im_/https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/224x126/p016720w.jpg" srcset="https://web.archive.org/web/20190722204319im_/https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/80x45/p016720w.jpg 80w, https://web.archive.org/web/20190722204319im_/https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/160x90/p016720w.jpg 160w, https://web.archive.org/web/20190722204319im_/https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/224x126/p016720w.jpg 224w" sizes="(min-width: 0.0625em) 224px, 100vw" alt="Food Night: The Spitting Image Fridge Transcript - page 2 of 10"> </a> </div> </li> <li class="grid grid--half grid--half@bpw 1 1/2@bpb1 1/3@bpb2 1/4@bpw 1/6@bpe"> <div> <a class="gallery__thumbnail " href="/web/20190722204319/https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p016727s/p01671dx" data-img-blank="https://programmes.files.bbci.co.uk/programmes-frontend/images/blank-a27771a856.png" data-gallery-title="Food Night: The Spitting Image Fridge Transcript - page 3 of 10" data-gallery-synopsis="For Arena: Food Night, 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