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style="display:none">Humorous Wikipedia essay</div> <p class="mw-empty-elt"> </p> <style data-mw-deduplicate="TemplateStyles:r1238436933">.mw-parser-output .ombox{margin:4px 0;border-collapse:collapse;border:1px solid #a2a9b1;background-color:var(--background-color-neutral-subtle,#f8f9fa);box-sizing:border-box;color:var(--color-base,#202122)}.mw-parser-output .ombox.mbox-small{font-size:88%;line-height:1.25em}.mw-parser-output .ombox-speedy{border:2px solid #b32424;background-color:#fee7e6}.mw-parser-output .ombox-delete{border:2px solid #b32424}.mw-parser-output .ombox-content{border:1px solid #f28500}.mw-parser-output .ombox-style{border:1px solid #fc3}.mw-parser-output .ombox-move{border:1px solid #9932cc}.mw-parser-output .ombox-protection{border:2px solid #a2a9b1}.mw-parser-output .ombox .mbox-text{border:none;padding:0.25em 0.9em;width:100%}.mw-parser-output .ombox .mbox-image{border:none;padding:2px 0 2px 0.9em;text-align:center}.mw-parser-output .ombox 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Some essays represent widespread norms; others only represent minority viewpoints. <b>This essay isn't meant to be taken seriously.</b></div></div></td><td class="mbox-imageright"><style data-mw-deduplicate="TemplateStyles:r1252059228">.mw-parser-output .module-shortcutboxplain{float:right;margin:0 0 0 1em;border:1px solid var(--border-color-base,#a2a9b1);background-color:var(--background-color-base,#fff);padding:0.3em 0.6em 0.2em 0.6em;text-align:center;font-size:85%}.mw-parser-output .module-shortcutboxleft{float:left;margin:0 1em 0 0}.mw-parser-output .module-shortcutlist{display:inline-block;border-bottom:1px solid var(--border-color-base,#a2a9b1);margin-bottom:0.2em}.mw-parser-output .module-shortcutboxplain ul{font-weight:bold}.mw-parser-output .module-shortcutanchordiv{position:relative;top:-3em}.mw-parser-output li .module-shortcutanchordiv{float:right}.mw-parser-output .mbox-imageright .module-shortcutboxplain{padding:0.4em 1em 0.4em 1em;line-height:1.3;margin:0}</style><div class="module-shortcutanchordiv"><span id="WP:ALLMAD"></span></div><div class="module-shortcutboxplain noprint" role="note"><div class="module-shortcutlist"><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Shortcut" title="Wikipedia:Shortcut">Shortcut</a></div><style data-mw-deduplicate="TemplateStyles:r1126788409">.mw-parser-output .plainlist ol,.mw-parser-output .plainlist ul{line-height:inherit;list-style:none;margin:0;padding:0}.mw-parser-output .plainlist ol li,.mw-parser-output .plainlist ul li{margin-bottom:0}</style><div class="plainlist"><ul><li><span class="plainlinks"><a class="external text" href="https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:ALLMAD&redirect=no">WP:ALLMAD</a></span></li></ul></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table> <div class="shortdescription nomobile noexcerpt noprint searchaux" style="display:none">Humorous Wikipedia essay</div> <div class="center" style="width:auto; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;"><div class="poem"> <p>"But I don't want to go among mad people", <a href="/wiki/Alice_(Alice%27s_Adventures_in_Wonderland)" title="Alice (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland)">Alice</a> remarked.<br> "Oh, you can't help that", said <a href="/wiki/Cheshire_Cat" title="Cheshire Cat">the Cat</a>: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."<br> "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.<br> "You must be", said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." </p> </div> <p>― <a href="/wiki/Lewis_Carroll" title="Lewis Carroll">Lewis Carroll</a>, <i><a href="/wiki/Alice_in_Wonderland" class="mw-redirect" title="Alice in Wonderland">Alice in Wonderland</a></i> </p> </div> <div id="toc" class="toc" role="navigation" aria-labelledby="mw-toc-heading"><input type="checkbox" role="button" id="toctogglecheckbox" class="toctogglecheckbox" style="display:none"><div class="toctitle" lang="en" dir="ltr"><h2 id="mw-toc-heading">Contents</h2><span class="toctogglespan"><label class="toctogglelabel" for="toctogglecheckbox"></label></span></div> <ul> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-1"><a href="#A_tour_of_the_Library"><span class="tocnumber">1</span> <span class="toctext">A tour of the Library</span></a> <ul> <li class="toclevel-2 tocsection-2"><a href="#1._The_hall_of_content"><span class="tocnumber">1.1</span> <span class="toctext">1. The hall of content</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-2 tocsection-3"><a href="#2._The_cabin_of_links"><span class="tocnumber">1.2</span> <span class="toctext">2. The cabin of links</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-2 tocsection-4"><a href="#3._The_corridor_of_categories"><span class="tocnumber">1.3</span> <span class="toctext">3. The corridor of categories</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-2 tocsection-5"><a href="#4._The_mine_of_gnomes"><span class="tocnumber">1.4</span> <span class="toctext">4. The mine of gnomes</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-2 tocsection-6"><a href="#5._The_chamber_of_frames"><span class="tocnumber">1.5</span> <span class="toctext">5. The chamber of frames</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-2 tocsection-7"><a href="#6._The_cave_of_the_obsessed"><span class="tocnumber">1.6</span> <span class="toctext">6. The cave of the obsessed</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-2 tocsection-8"><a href="#7._The_pit_of_vandals"><span class="tocnumber">1.7</span> <span class="toctext">7. The pit of vandals</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-2 tocsection-9"><a href="#8._The_furnace_of_disputation"><span class="tocnumber">1.8</span> <span class="toctext">8. The furnace of disputation</span></a></li> <li class="toclevel-2 tocsection-10"><a href="#9._The_ice_of_the_two-faced"><span class="tocnumber">1.9</span> <span class="toctext">9. The ice of the two-faced</span></a></li> </ul> </li> <li class="toclevel-1 tocsection-11"><a href="#Reality"><span class="tocnumber">2</span> <span class="toctext">Reality</span></a></li> </ul> </div> </section><div class="mw-heading mw-heading2 ext-discussiontools-init-section section-heading" onclick="mfTempOpenSection(1)"><span class="indicator mf-icon mf-icon-expand mf-icon--small"></span><h2 id="A_tour_of_the_Library" data-mw-thread-id="h-A_tour_of_the_Library"><span data-mw-comment-start="" id="h-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span>A tour of the Library<span data-mw-comment-end="h-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span></h2><span class="mw-editsection"> <a role="button" href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:You_don%27t_have_to_be_mad_to_work_here,_but&action=edit&section=1" title="Edit section: A tour of the Library" class="cdx-button cdx-button--size-large cdx-button--fake-button cdx-button--fake-button--enabled cdx-button--icon-only cdx-button--weight-quiet "> <span class="minerva-icon minerva-icon--edit"></span> <span>edit</span> </a> </span> <!--__DTELLIPSISBUTTON__{"threadItem":{"headingLevel":2,"name":"h-","type":"heading","level":0,"id":"h-A_tour_of_the_Library","replies":["h-1._The_hall_of_content-A_tour_of_the_Library","h-2._The_cabin_of_links-A_tour_of_the_Library","h-3._The_corridor_of_categories-A_tour_of_the_Library","h-4._The_mine_of_gnomes-A_tour_of_the_Library","h-5._The_chamber_of_frames-A_tour_of_the_Library","h-6._The_cave_of_the_obsessed-A_tour_of_the_Library","h-7._The_pit_of_vandals-A_tour_of_the_Library","h-8._The_furnace_of_disputation-A_tour_of_the_Library","h-9._The_ice_of_the_two-faced-A_tour_of_the_Library"]}}--></div><section class="mf-section-1 collapsible-block" id="mf-section-1"> <figure class="mw-default-size" typeof="mw:File/Thumb"><a href="/wiki/File:Bologna,_Biblioteca_dell%27_Archiginnasio_(2)_(detail).jpg" class="mw-file-description"><noscript><img src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/Bologna%2C_Biblioteca_dell%27_Archiginnasio_%282%29_%28detail%29.jpg/220px-Bologna%2C_Biblioteca_dell%27_Archiginnasio_%282%29_%28detail%29.jpg" decoding="async" width="220" height="191" class="mw-file-element" data-file-width="2229" data-file-height="1934"></noscript><span class="lazy-image-placeholder" style="width: 220px;height: 191px;" data-src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/Bologna%2C_Biblioteca_dell%27_Archiginnasio_%282%29_%28detail%29.jpg/220px-Bologna%2C_Biblioteca_dell%27_Archiginnasio_%282%29_%28detail%29.jpg" data-width="220" data-height="191" data-srcset="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/Bologna%2C_Biblioteca_dell%27_Archiginnasio_%282%29_%28detail%29.jpg/330px-Bologna%2C_Biblioteca_dell%27_Archiginnasio_%282%29_%28detail%29.jpg 1.5x, //upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/Bologna%2C_Biblioteca_dell%27_Archiginnasio_%282%29_%28detail%29.jpg/440px-Bologna%2C_Biblioteca_dell%27_Archiginnasio_%282%29_%28detail%29.jpg 2x" data-class="mw-file-element"> </span></a><figcaption>The Library</figcaption></figure> <p>The Third Librarian was neatly dressed in a black velvet <a href="/wiki/Doublet_(clothing)" title="Doublet (clothing)">doublet</a> and fine <a href="/wiki/Hose_(clothing)" title="Hose (clothing)">hose</a>, as befitted his rank. He <a href="/wiki/Dante%27s_Inferno" class="mw-redirect" title="Dante's Inferno">introduced himself as Virgil</a>, "like <a href="/wiki/Virgil" title="Virgil">the Roman poet</a>". He chose not to wear the <a href="/wiki/Rapier" title="Rapier">rapier</a> of his office, but wore a paper-knife in a narrow holster on his belt, to slit the pages of uncut books at need. "May I show you around?" he asked, and led me into the main library. </p><p>The hall, for hall it was, was of immeasurable length. The books were in aisles either side of a single, immensely long corridor, which stretched into the distance in both directions. Each aisle was lined on both sides by shelf upon shelf of books, each one in its named place, the shelves rising high, back-to-back with the shelves of the adjoining aisles. "How many books do you have here?", I asked. "Millions", said the Third Librarian, "and the number grows every day; the hall grows with them so there is always room for more. But come, we are not here to see books; let me show you the people of the library at work." </p> <div class="mw-heading mw-heading3"><h3 id="1._The_hall_of_content" data-mw-thread-id="h-1._The_hall_of_content-A_tour_of_the_Library"><span data-mw-comment-start="" id="h-1._The_hall_of_content-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span>1. The hall of content<span data-mw-comment-end="h-1._The_hall_of_content-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span></h3><span class="mw-editsection"> <a role="button" href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:You_don%27t_have_to_be_mad_to_work_here,_but&action=edit&section=2" title="Edit section: 1. The hall of content" class="cdx-button cdx-button--size-large cdx-button--fake-button cdx-button--fake-button--enabled cdx-button--icon-only cdx-button--weight-quiet "> <span class="minerva-icon minerva-icon--edit"></span> <span>edit</span> </a> </span> </div> <figure class="mw-default-size" typeof="mw:File/Thumb"><a href="/wiki/File:Writing_desk_in_Painshill_Park%27s_Walled_Garden.jpg" class="mw-file-description"><noscript><img src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Writing_desk_in_Painshill_Park%27s_Walled_Garden.jpg/220px-Writing_desk_in_Painshill_Park%27s_Walled_Garden.jpg" decoding="async" width="220" height="165" class="mw-file-element" data-file-width="4608" data-file-height="3456"></noscript><span class="lazy-image-placeholder" style="width: 220px;height: 165px;" data-src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Writing_desk_in_Painshill_Park%27s_Walled_Garden.jpg/220px-Writing_desk_in_Painshill_Park%27s_Walled_Garden.jpg" data-width="220" data-height="165" data-srcset="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Writing_desk_in_Painshill_Park%27s_Walled_Garden.jpg/330px-Writing_desk_in_Painshill_Park%27s_Walled_Garden.jpg 1.5x, //upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Writing_desk_in_Painshill_Park%27s_Walled_Garden.jpg/440px-Writing_desk_in_Painshill_Park%27s_Walled_Garden.jpg 2x" data-class="mw-file-element"> </span></a><figcaption>Writing desk with a Library author's <a href="/wiki/Quill_pen" class="mw-redirect" title="Quill pen">quill pens</a></figcaption></figure> <p>Virgil led me through a side doorway into a spacious airy hall curiously marked "Content". "Is this a room for some kind of happiness", I inquired. "No, rather the people here are <a href="/wiki/Contentment" title="Contentment">discontented</a> with the state of the library, seeking always to make it better; or perhaps they are inclined to be <a href="/wiki/Controversy" title="Controversy">contentious</a>", he answered – and here I fancied that I glimpsed the flicker of a smile about his lips. "The name means that which the library contains, not contentedness", he went on, and indeed as I looked about, it was plain that he spoke the truth. The room was peopled with men—nearly all men, though here and there <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Women" class="mw-redirect" title="Wikipedia:Women">a woman doughtily held her own</a> in such company; most had flowing white beards and costly robes befitting their status, and each one had a stout <a href="/wiki/Quill_pen" class="mw-redirect" title="Quill pen">quill pen</a>, <a href="/wiki/Inkpot" class="mw-redirect" title="Inkpot">inkpot</a> and <a href="/wiki/Blotter_paper" class="mw-redirect" title="Blotter paper">blotter</a>, with a neat pile of fresh <a href="/wiki/Foolscap_folio" title="Foolscap folio">foolscap</a> paper for the task at hand. </p><p>Most were busily writing; some angrily crumpled or tore the sheet they had just written, throwing it into one of the <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Deletion_process" title="Wikipedia:Deletion process">many capacious bins</a> provided to receive waste paper; others summoned servants, giving them strict instructions to fetch one volume or another from the library stacks. But here and there a pair of these authors disputed loudly over what they were writing. "How can that be?" I asked. "Ah", said the Third Librarian, "now you have it. They are disputing over the content of an 'article' that they are both seeking to write; neither will grant the other precedence, so agreement is required for the article to progress." Now I saw that, although the men were seated at their writing-desks, they all wore swords. "What if they come to blows?", I asked. "Then the bailiffs admonish them", he replied. "And if that be insufficient, then the bailiffs eject them from the library. But come, there is more to see." </p> <div class="mw-heading mw-heading3"><h3 id="2._The_cabin_of_links" data-mw-thread-id="h-2._The_cabin_of_links-A_tour_of_the_Library"><span data-mw-comment-start="" id="h-2._The_cabin_of_links-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span>2. The cabin of links<span data-mw-comment-end="h-2._The_cabin_of_links-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span></h3><span class="mw-editsection"> <a role="button" href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:You_don%27t_have_to_be_mad_to_work_here,_but&action=edit&section=3" title="Edit section: 2. The cabin of links" class="cdx-button cdx-button--size-large cdx-button--fake-button cdx-button--fake-button--enabled cdx-button--icon-only cdx-button--weight-quiet "> <span class="minerva-icon minerva-icon--edit"></span> <span>edit</span> </a> </span> </div> <figure class="mw-default-size" typeof="mw:File/Thumb"><a href="/wiki/File:Turks_head.png" class="mw-file-description"><noscript><img src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Turks_head.png/220px-Turks_head.png" decoding="async" width="220" height="132" class="mw-file-element" data-file-width="700" data-file-height="420"></noscript><span class="lazy-image-placeholder" style="width: 220px;height: 132px;" data-src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Turks_head.png/220px-Turks_head.png" data-width="220" data-height="132" data-srcset="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Turks_head.png/330px-Turks_head.png 1.5x, //upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Turks_head.png/440px-Turks_head.png 2x" data-class="mw-file-element"> </span></a><figcaption>One of the men casually plaited <a href="/wiki/Turk%27s_head_knot" title="Turk's head knot">little rope decorations</a> as he read.</figcaption></figure> <p>My guide gestured to me to follow him, and we passed to the end of an aisle, where behind a thick curtain was an iron door, its hinges and latch fastened with large hot-forged <a href="/wiki/Rivet" title="Rivet">rivets</a>. He opened the door and we stepped through, closing the heavy door behind us. We made our way down a flight of steps to what could have been a ship's navigation cabin, with rolls of paper that might have been maps, atlases, lists, well-thumbed almanacs, and several heavy books that were perhaps dictionaries or cyclopedias. </p><p>All around the cabin, men with a nautical air read through documents, carefully marking words that seemed to catch their eye. One or two smoked pipes; one casually plaited <a href="/wiki/Turk%27s_head_knot" title="Turk's head knot">little rope decorations</a> as he read; one periodically took a pull of rum from a leather flask. "They are marking up link words, terms that name other articles in the library", explained the Librarian. "Each of them is familiar with a domain in the library, such as <a href="/wiki/Shipbuilding" title="Shipbuilding">shipbuilding</a>, <a href="/wiki/Sailing" title="Sailing">sailing</a>, <a href="/wiki/Navigation" title="Navigation">navigation</a>, or <a href="/wiki/Fisheries" class="mw-redirect" title="Fisheries">fisheries</a>; and each searches for terms that in his judgement deserve to become links. They then mark these terms so that readers may know that they can, if they wish, follow up their reading on that topic by consulting the article so named." "The whole library is transformed into a single cyclopedia", I remarked. "Just so", said the Librarian. "But the task, though worthy, is never done, as the list of article names grows daily." </p> <div class="mw-heading mw-heading3"><h3 id="3._The_corridor_of_categories" data-mw-thread-id="h-3._The_corridor_of_categories-A_tour_of_the_Library"><span data-mw-comment-start="" id="h-3._The_corridor_of_categories-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span>3. The corridor of categories<span data-mw-comment-end="h-3._The_corridor_of_categories-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span></h3><span class="mw-editsection"> <a role="button" href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:You_don%27t_have_to_be_mad_to_work_here,_but&action=edit&section=4" title="Edit section: 3. The corridor of categories" class="cdx-button cdx-button--size-large cdx-button--fake-button cdx-button--fake-button--enabled cdx-button--icon-only cdx-button--weight-quiet "> <span class="minerva-icon minerva-icon--edit"></span> <span>edit</span> </a> </span> </div> <p>The Third Librarian led me to the end of the chamber main hall, turning swiftly left through a narrow door. We entered a long low corridor with a row of cells on either side. Each cell contained nothing but a hard bench at a low, dimly-lit shelf that served as a table; it ran the width of the cell. On the benches sat a crew that seemed to be entirely of ruffians in ragged clothes; many went barefoot. Over the entrance to the corridor, a roughly-painted sign hung from a rusty nail; it said simply "Categories". "What is the meaning of this?", I asked. "Here, they assign each work to a <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:CAT" class="mw-redirect" title="Wikipedia:CAT">category</a>, or to more than one", he replied. As I looked, indeed the men could be seen to scribble hastily on small slips of paper, which they put into wooden boxes; each box, I saw, had a name on a card in a little brass frame; and each box was, in turn, labelled with further slips of paper below the frame, pasted on to the woodwork. Looking more closely, I noticed that the boxes were often labelled not with one but several slips, each with a different name; and around me, in many places, the ruffians were as quickly scraping old name-slips off the boxes, and pasting on new ones, so that all seemed to be in flux, if not chaos. "Are the categories not stable and agreed?", I inquired, wondering. "By no means", said the Third Librarian. "They are as much in dispute as the content of our 'articles'; but few freemen of standing will venture into the Categories room, so the disputes are less public, more with fisticuffs than swordplay" – and again, I felt for a moment that the Third Librarian smiled to himself at the thought. </p><p>I gazed at the turbulent scene for a while; it grew no quieter, and a question came into my mind. "If I may ask, what purpose do these labelled boxes serve?" The Third Librarian glanced at me curiously, and replied in an even tone that the category system was a part of the Library; every library had such a thing. Clearly this was a sensitive matter, so I tried again with caution: "Indeed, but who makes use of it, and how does it help them?" The Third Librarian seemed surprised at the question, answering that any man might use it, and that the categories helped them to locate 'articles' in which they were interested. None the wiser, I thought it best to drop the matter, though I supposed that if I wanted an article, I would find it by its name rather than by means of dusty wooden boxes. At that moment, a scuffle broke out between two of the ragged ruffians, and the Librarian gestured towards the exit. </p> <div class="mw-heading mw-heading3"><h3 id="4._The_mine_of_gnomes" data-mw-thread-id="h-4._The_mine_of_gnomes-A_tour_of_the_Library"><span data-mw-comment-start="" id="h-4._The_mine_of_gnomes-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span>4. The mine of gnomes<span data-mw-comment-end="h-4._The_mine_of_gnomes-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span></h3><span class="mw-editsection"> <a role="button" href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:You_don%27t_have_to_be_mad_to_work_here,_but&action=edit&section=5" title="Edit section: 4. The mine of gnomes" class="cdx-button cdx-button--size-large cdx-button--fake-button cdx-button--fake-button--enabled cdx-button--icon-only cdx-button--weight-quiet "> <span class="minerva-icon minerva-icon--edit"></span> <span>edit</span> </a> </span> </div> <figure class="mw-default-size" typeof="mw:File/Thumb"><a href="/wiki/File:Freya_and_the_Dwarves_by_Harry_George_Theaker_1920_(detail).jpg" class="mw-file-description"><noscript><img src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Freya_and_the_Dwarves_by_Harry_George_Theaker_1920_%28detail%29.jpg/130px-Freya_and_the_Dwarves_by_Harry_George_Theaker_1920_%28detail%29.jpg" decoding="async" width="130" height="380" class="mw-file-element" data-file-width="202" data-file-height="590"></noscript><span class="lazy-image-placeholder" style="width: 130px;height: 380px;" data-src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Freya_and_the_Dwarves_by_Harry_George_Theaker_1920_%28detail%29.jpg/130px-Freya_and_the_Dwarves_by_Harry_George_Theaker_1920_%28detail%29.jpg" data-width="130" data-height="380" data-srcset="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Freya_and_the_Dwarves_by_Harry_George_Theaker_1920_%28detail%29.jpg/195px-Freya_and_the_Dwarves_by_Harry_George_Theaker_1920_%28detail%29.jpg 1.5x, //upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Freya_and_the_Dwarves_by_Harry_George_Theaker_1920_%28detail%29.jpg 2x" data-class="mw-file-element"> </span></a><figcaption>A subterranean realm, by Harry George Theaker, 1920</figcaption></figure> <p>Virgil led me along a passage a fair way – it seemed a mile, but it was hard to tell in the dim light – and turned into an aisle that ended at a very low door. Ducking my head under the lintel, I found myself in an immense mine, the roof supported on countless pillars that seemed to have been hewn from the bedrock: or rather, they were all that was left of the bedrock, as numberless <a href="/wiki/Pickaxe" title="Pickaxe">picks</a> and shovels had worn the rock away until practically nothing remained, in the manner of a <a href="/wiki/Monolithic_church" title="Monolithic church">monolithic church</a>. As my eyes grew accustomed to the near-darkness, broken here and there by the guttering of ill-smelling <a href="/wiki/Tallow" title="Tallow">tallow</a> candles, I saw that a great number of fellows with bent backs, rough boots, conical hats, and furtive looks were toiling away at a multitude of tasks. Try as I might, I could form no impression of the goal of their labours. </p><p>"Pray explain to me, sir, what these men are doing", I said. "Ah", said the Third Librarian. "You may well ask. They are not all doing the same thing; indeed, even I have not heard of all the tasks they have set themselves." This time it was I that gave him a quizzical glance. "No", he went on, "their tasks cannot be numbered; but in the main they are doing what they believe may in some small way improve the articles in the library. Here, for example, this man is searching for any mentions of 'Shakespeare', 'Will Shakespeare', and 'Wm. Shakespeare', and replacing them with '<a href="/wiki/William_Shakespeare" title="William Shakespeare">William Shakespeare</a>' in full; while across the way there, that rough-looking <a href="/wiki/Churl" title="Churl">churl</a> is looking for any mention of 'William Shakespeare' more than once in an article, and replacing the second and subsequent instances with 'Shakespeare', the bare surname, to avoid repetition. So, together, they are making the library more systematic." I opened my mouth to reply, but could think of nothing seemly to say. </p><p>"Over here, now," he went on hastily, "this fellow is changing a thousand places where people have written 'colour' in the spelling used in England, to 'color', the spelling used in North America." "I see", I said. "So the Library has a rule that North American spelling is to be preferred? Clearly that would be a great simplification." The Third Librarian looked at me unhappily. "Alas, no", he said. "Articles which are <a href="/wiki/MOS:TIES" class="mw-redirect" title="MOS:TIES">beyond question English</a>, as those about King Henry the Eighth, are written in that spelling; and those which are beyond doubt American, as those about <a href="/wiki/George_Washington" title="George Washington">George Washington</a> or <a href="/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln" title="Abraham Lincoln">Abraham Lincoln</a>, why, they are in American; but all the rest are in a disputable state, and <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:ENGVAR" class="mw-redirect" title="Wikipedia:ENGVAR">it depends on custom and precedent</a> and so forth." "Well then, there will be a great chaos and confusion", I replied. "<a href="/wiki/Christopher_Wren#Death" title="Christopher Wren">Look about you</a>", said the Third Librarian. </p><p>We walked on across the seemingly endless mine; the excavated portions stretched ahead into the unguessed distance, while wide galleries opened to left and right, often plunging steeply downwards as if to follow some <a href="/wiki/Lode" title="Lode">lode</a> or seam in the rocks. On the left in one such gallery, many exceptionally short or stooping persons – perhaps some were hunchbacks – cowled and hooded as if afraid to be seen or accosted, toiled at immense heaps of documents, making small swift changes that always seemed to be finished by the time I came close enough to see what they might be doing. "What is this?" I inquired. "Nothing worth entering in the <a href="/wiki/Ship%27s_log" class="mw-redirect" title="Ship's log">ship's log</a>", replied my guide. "One may be adding a comma wherever he believes such a thing to be needed; another has the conviction that a list of names should end with 'and' between the last two names, and supplies that word; a third believes that before such an 'and', there should be a comma; while a fourth insists that in that case a comma is redundant, and removes it." I could see at once that any question about the Library's rules for such cases would obtain no clear answer, but thought to ask why they would spend their days in such a manner. "They all work without wages", said my guide. "Perhaps the fame of the Library is such that they seek a little of its reflected glory", and this time I was almost sure that he smiled as he spoke. "But as no-one will ever know their names, it is not easy to see how that might come to pass", he concluded. </p> <div class="mw-heading mw-heading3"><h3 id="5._The_chamber_of_frames" data-mw-thread-id="h-5._The_chamber_of_frames-A_tour_of_the_Library"><span data-mw-comment-start="" id="h-5._The_chamber_of_frames-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span>5. The chamber of frames<span data-mw-comment-end="h-5._The_chamber_of_frames-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span></h3><span class="mw-editsection"> <a role="button" href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:You_don%27t_have_to_be_mad_to_work_here,_but&action=edit&section=6" title="Edit section: 5. The chamber of frames" class="cdx-button cdx-button--size-large cdx-button--fake-button cdx-button--fake-button--enabled cdx-button--icon-only cdx-button--weight-quiet "> <span class="minerva-icon minerva-icon--edit"></span> <span>edit</span> </a> </span> </div> <p>My guide lit a small lantern, and led me far along the mine to a surprisingly fine doorway; it was elegantly framed with a crisp classical <a href="/wiki/Pediment" title="Pediment">pediment</a> and <a href="/wiki/Entablature" title="Entablature">entablature</a>. The architectural dignity of the opening contrasted oddly with the evidence of simple toil, sweat and homespun all around in the mine. He gestured for me to enter, and I stepped over the threshold. The light of his swaying lamp revealed a modest chamber where several neatly-arrayed rows of <a href="/wiki/Drafter" title="Drafter">draftsman's desks</a> were peopled with extremely young men, almost boys. Each one was industriously ruling lines with a sharp pen on a fine large sheet of drawing-paper, guided by a steel ruler and large <a href="/wiki/Set_square" title="Set square">set square</a>. Some were laboriously inscribing headings in an elegant <a href="/wiki/Calligraphy" title="Calligraphy">calligraphy</a>; others, painting in a multitude of tiny flags, each one neatly labelled with the name of a commander; still others, constructing tiny ruled tables containing numbers of soldiers killed in battle. "They seem to be preparing tablets of remembrance", I remarked. "You shoot close to the mark, but not in the gold", replied the Librarian. "These young apprentices are full of the joys of antique battle, safe at their desks; they delight in every detail of banners, weaponry, movements of cavalry, siege, assault, and victory." "That I can understand", I replied; "as boys we used to fight with wooden swords outside the schoolhouse, one as <a href="/wiki/Julius_Caesar" title="Julius Caesar">Julius Caesar</a>, one as <a href="/wiki/Hannibal" title="Hannibal">Hannibal</a>, one maybe as <a href="/wiki/Scipio_Africanus" title="Scipio Africanus">Scipio Africanus</a>. But why should they draw frames within frames, and what has any of this to do with the Library?" "Ah", said Virgil. "They have betaken it upon themselves to ornament each article of our authors with one of these things, placed at its head; one may suppose it is for delight in battle, but it is claimed rather that the framing and tabling may <a href="/wiki/MOS:INFOBOX" class="mw-redirect" title="MOS:INFOBOX">inform the hasty visitor</a> to the library of the import of an article, should he or she choose not to read further." I felt I heard a note of mild exasperation in my guide's voice, and indeed his explanation fell strangely upon my ear; for why should a great library tolerate decoration unasked-for on its shelves, and why indeed should an article be undone by a device at its head, inviting the reader not to look further at its author's construction, be the device never so carefully ruled and painted? </p> <div class="mw-heading mw-heading3"><h3 id="6._The_cave_of_the_obsessed" data-mw-thread-id="h-6._The_cave_of_the_obsessed-A_tour_of_the_Library"><span data-mw-comment-start="" id="h-6._The_cave_of_the_obsessed-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span>6. The cave of the obsessed<span data-mw-comment-end="h-6._The_cave_of_the_obsessed-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span></h3><span class="mw-editsection"> <a role="button" href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:You_don%27t_have_to_be_mad_to_work_here,_but&action=edit&section=7" title="Edit section: 6. 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Engraving by <a href="/wiki/Gustave_Dor%C3%A9" title="Gustave Doré">Gustave Doré</a>, 1857</figcaption></figure> <p>Virgil showed me to a tunnel that sloped steadily downwards and curved towards the left. "Those here have chosen tasks more peculiar to their own natures. Over there, a fellow comes in daily <a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/feb/05/why-wikipedias-grammar-vigilante-is-wrong">to replace 'is comprised of'</a> with 'consists of' or 'is composed of' or 'comprises', as the fit takes him." I looked quickly at the Third Librarian to see if he was joking, but he appeared to be completely earnest in this matter. "Is that not <a href="/wiki/Linguistic_prescription" title="Linguistic prescription">a matter of personal taste</a> in these times?" I asked. He shook his head sadly. "It has for many years since been a common usage among those less well schooled than our fathers", he replied. "But this fellow has read, in more than one impeccable guide to correct taste, that the offending phrase is a <a href="/wiki/Solecism" title="Solecism">solecism</a>, and must be expunged. He has made it his life's labour." "He will labour at the task until his dying day, then", I replied. "That he will", said the Third Librarian, and motioned to me to take the opening on our left. </p> <div class="mw-heading mw-heading3"><h3 id="7._The_pit_of_vandals" data-mw-thread-id="h-7._The_pit_of_vandals-A_tour_of_the_Library"><span data-mw-comment-start="" id="h-7._The_pit_of_vandals-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span>7. The pit of vandals<span data-mw-comment-end="h-7._The_pit_of_vandals-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span></h3><span class="mw-editsection"> <a role="button" href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:You_don%27t_have_to_be_mad_to_work_here,_but&action=edit&section=8" title="Edit section: 7. The pit of vandals" class="cdx-button cdx-button--size-large cdx-button--fake-button cdx-button--fake-button--enabled cdx-button--icon-only cdx-button--weight-quiet "> <span class="minerva-icon minerva-icon--edit"></span> <span>edit</span> </a> </span> </div> <figure class="mw-default-size" typeof="mw:File/Thumb"><a href="/wiki/File:1013simonist.jpg" class="mw-file-description"><noscript><img src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/1013simonist.jpg/170px-1013simonist.jpg" decoding="async" width="170" height="224" class="mw-file-element" data-file-width="531" data-file-height="700"></noscript><span class="lazy-image-placeholder" style="width: 170px;height: 224px;" data-src="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/1013simonist.jpg/170px-1013simonist.jpg" data-width="170" data-height="224" data-srcset="//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/1013simonist.jpg/255px-1013simonist.jpg 1.5x, //upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/1013simonist.jpg/340px-1013simonist.jpg 2x" data-class="mw-file-element"> </span></a><figcaption>The pit. Engraving by Gustave Doré, 1857</figcaption></figure> <p>Our path took us now down a steep slippery passage; the going was sticky, with water trickling down the rock walls; and it became perceptibly hotter and more humid as we descended. "It becomes <a rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/on-the-temperature-of-coal-mines/">a degree hotter on Mr. Fahrenheit's scale for every sixty feet of descent</a>", said my guide, conversationally. We must have descended many hundred feet, as it was soon as hot as any place I had ever visited, by the time the passage widened out to reveal a terrible sight. High above, on a platform on one side, boys were laughing and joking with pens in their hands, and I realised they were <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Vandalism" title="Wikipedia:Vandalism">defacing documents from the library</a> with every piece of boyish nonsense and obscenity; and on the other, bailiffs were interrogating a line of similar boys, some now not smiling, others still shouting defiance, and every now and again the bailiffs threw a boy down head-first through the fumes and steams, to land with a plop in the sticky mud of the pit before our horrified gaze, their legs protruding and wriggling uselessly. I glanced at Virgil. He shook his head, and we turned to leave. </p> <div class="mw-heading mw-heading3"><h3 id="8._The_furnace_of_disputation" data-mw-thread-id="h-8._The_furnace_of_disputation-A_tour_of_the_Library"><span data-mw-comment-start="" id="h-8._The_furnace_of_disputation-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span>8. The furnace of disputation<span data-mw-comment-end="h-8._The_furnace_of_disputation-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span></h3><span class="mw-editsection"> <a role="button" href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:You_don%27t_have_to_be_mad_to_work_here,_but&action=edit&section=9" title="Edit section: 8. The furnace of disputation" class="cdx-button cdx-button--size-large cdx-button--fake-button cdx-button--fake-button--enabled cdx-button--icon-only cdx-button--weight-quiet "> <span class="minerva-icon minerva-icon--edit"></span> <span>edit</span> </a> </span> </div> <p>I had supposed that since we had reached the bottom of the pit, our way would now turn upwards; but my guide, turning to his left, pulled a lever and a square door, spattered with mud and almost invisible, at once opened. I stepped into a well-engineered passage that seemed to be lined with <a href="/wiki/Firebrick" class="mw-redirect" title="Firebrick">firebrick</a>; it led straight forwards, its transversely-ridged floor descending at a steady angle. The way was now dry, but it became steadily hotter, and as we advanced a red glare became more and more prominent; Virgil blew out his lantern. After a while the passage opened into a broad circular chamber like a <a href="/wiki/Blast-furnace" class="mw-redirect" title="Blast-furnace">blast-furnace</a>, and indeed in the centre a fire burned evenly; there was a strong updraught, and the smoke vanished upwards into a funnel-shaped passage that must have led all the way to the surface far above. All around was the sound of bickering and disputation, sometimes whining, sometimes sharp; now and again a voice rose loudly for a few moments, to be greeted with groans, angry muttering, or a cackle of unamused laughter. I noticed one or two men dressed in the wigs and gowns of <a href="/wiki/Barrister" title="Barrister">barristers</a>-at-law; they held long scrolls as of laws and regulations, and seemed to be reciting passages from these with an air of knowledge and condescension. Other fellows were writing quickly with sticks of <a href="/wiki/Charcoal" title="Charcoal">charcoal</a> on great sheets of paper, and then waving their hands for a turn to speak: for it was indeed too hot for a quill pen to dispense ink for more than a word at a time. I turned to my guide. "They are disputing the <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:POLICY" class="mw-redirect" title="Wikipedia:POLICY">procedures, processes, and policies</a> of the Library", he said, "and their application in this or that case, or whether they are appropriately founded, and should be replaced or deleted." I asked <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:DR" class="mw-redirect" title="Wikipedia:DR">how that would be determined</a>, to which he replied with a brief raising of his eyebrows that a consensus was required for any such change. "And if not?" I wondered. "Then they continue as you see them", he replied. </p> <div class="mw-heading mw-heading3"><h3 id="9._The_ice_of_the_two-faced" data-mw-thread-id="h-9._The_ice_of_the_two-faced-A_tour_of_the_Library"><span data-mw-comment-start="" id="h-9._The_ice_of_the_two-faced-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span>9. The ice of the two-faced<span data-mw-comment-end="h-9._The_ice_of_the_two-faced-A_tour_of_the_Library"></span></h3><span class="mw-editsection"> <a role="button" href="/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:You_don%27t_have_to_be_mad_to_work_here,_but&action=edit&section=10" title="Edit section: 9. 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Engraving by <a href="/wiki/Gustave_Dor%C3%A9" title="Gustave Doré">Gustave Doré</a> </figcaption></figure> <p>Virgil turned to a brick-lined door and, sheathing his hand with his robe against the heat, quickly pushed it open. I stepped gladly out of that place, though with some concern that the next would be still hotter. It was not to be; the passage was chill, and as we progressed it grew colder until our breath could be seen condensing to fog in the freezing air. "How is this?" I asked. "Did you not study your <a href="/wiki/Dante" class="mw-redirect" title="Dante">Dante</a>?" replied my guide. "He wrote that as one descends out of the reach of God's love, it cannot be but cold. But perhaps <a href="/wiki/Natural_philosophy" title="Natural philosophy">natural philosophers</a> today have another explanation." We emerged on to a flat place, a sheet of ice with what seemed to be rocks glassed over with frost here and there; but then I saw among the stones the heads of the frozen wretches who were trapped in that ice; only their heads protruded from the shining surface. "Who are these poor souls, if they are worse even than the disputationists?" I inquired. "They are the <a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:CoI" class="mw-redirect" title="Wikipedia:CoI">traitorous, the two-faced</a>, those who pretended to be building the Library, but who were secretly working for the King's enemies", he replied. "And how were they discovered?" I asked. "<i><span class="nowrap" style="padding-left:0.1em;">'</span><a href="/wiki/Henry_V_(play)" title="Henry V (play)">The king hath note of all that they intend, By interception which they dream not of</a><span class="nowrap" style="padding-left:0.1em;">'</span> </i>", he replied, now smiling openly. "Though you have rightly pitied many of those whom we have seen this day, here your pity is out of place", he said. "They would break the Library, and the Kingdom, for their own small ends. 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title="Wikipedia:Eight simple rules for editing our encyclopedia">Eight simple rules for editing our encyclopedia</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Explanationism" title="Wikipedia:Explanationism">Explanationism</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:External_criticism_of_Wikipedia" title="Wikipedia:External criticism of Wikipedia">External criticism of Wikipedia</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Here_to_build_an_encyclopedia" title="Wikipedia:Here to build an encyclopedia">Here to build an encyclopedia</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Leave_it_to_the_experienced" title="Wikipedia:Leave it to the experienced">Leave it to the experienced</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Levels_of_competence" title="Wikipedia:Levels of competence">Levels of competence</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Levels_of_consensus" title="Wikipedia:Levels of consensus">Levels of consensus</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Most_ideas_are_bad" title="Wikipedia:Most ideas are bad">Most ideas 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href="/wiki/Wikipedia:An_unfinished_house_is_a_real_problem" title="Wikipedia:An unfinished house is a real problem">An unfinished house is a real problem</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Article_half-life" title="Wikipedia:Article half-life">Articles have a half-life</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Autosizing_images" title="Wikipedia:Autosizing images">Autosizing images</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Avoid_mission_statements" title="Wikipedia:Avoid mission statements">Avoid mission statements</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Be_neutral_in_form" title="Wikipedia:Be neutral in form">Be neutral in form</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Beef_up_that_first_revision" title="Wikipedia:Beef up that first revision">Beef up that first revision</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Blind_men_and_an_elephant" title="Wikipedia:Blind men and an elephant">Blind men and an elephant</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:BOLD,_revert,_discuss_cycle" title="Wikipedia:BOLD, revert, discuss cycle">BOLD, revert, discuss cycle</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Build_content_to_endure" title="Wikipedia:Build content to endure">Build content to endure</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Cherrypicking" title="Wikipedia:Cherrypicking">Cherrypicking</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Chesterton%27s_fence" title="Wikipedia:Chesterton's fence">Chesterton's fence</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Children%27s,_adult_new_reader,_and_large-print_sources_questionable_on_reliability" title="Wikipedia:Children's, adult new reader, and large-print sources questionable on reliability">Children's lit, adult new readers, & large-print books</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_overkill" title="Wikipedia:Citation overkill">Citation overkill</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_underkill" title="Wikipedia:Citation underkill">Citation underkill</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Common-style_fallacy" title="Wikipedia:Common-style 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title="Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not a reliable source">Wikipedia is not a reliable source</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_is_not_being_written_in_an_organized_fashion" title="Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not being written in an organized fashion">Wikipedia is not being written in an organized fashion</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:The_world_will_not_end_tomorrow" title="Wikipedia:The world will not end tomorrow">The world will not end tomorrow</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Write_the_article_first" title="Wikipedia:Write the article first">Write the article first</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Writing_better_articles" title="Wikipedia:Writing better articles">Writing better articles</a></li></ul> </div></td></tr><tr><th scope="row" class="navbox-group" style="width:1%"><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Essays_in_a_nutshell/Article_writing" title="Wikipedia:Essays in a nutshell/Article writing">Writing article content</a></th><td class="navbox-list-with-group navbox-list navbox-odd" style="width:100%;padding:0"><div style="padding:0 0.25em"> <ul><li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Avoid_thread_mode" title="Wikipedia:Avoid thread mode">Avoid thread mode</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Copyediting_reception_sections" title="Wikipedia:Copyediting reception sections">Copyediting reception sections</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Coup" title="Wikipedia:Coup">Coup</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_throw_more_litter_onto_the_pile" title="Wikipedia:Don't throw more litter onto the pile">Don't throw more litter onto the pile</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Gender-neutral_language" title="Wikipedia:Gender-neutral language">Gender-neutral language</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Myth_versus_fiction" title="Wikipedia:Myth versus fiction">Myth vs fiction</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Proseline" title="Wikipedia:Proseline">Proseline</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Use_our_own_words" title="Wikipedia:Use our own words">Use our own words</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:We_shouldn%27t_be_able_to_figure_out_your_opinions" title="Wikipedia:We shouldn't be able to figure out your opinions">We shouldn't be able to figure out your opinions</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Write_the_article_first" title="Wikipedia:Write the article first">Write the article first</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Writing_about_women" title="Wikipedia:Writing about women">Writing about women</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Writing_better_articles" title="Wikipedia:Writing better articles">Writing better articles</a></li></ul> </div></td></tr><tr><th scope="row" class="navbox-group" style="width:1%"><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Essays_in_a_nutshell/Removal_or_deletion_of_content" title="Wikipedia:Essays in a nutshell/Removal or deletion of content">Removing or<br> deleting content</a></th><td class="navbox-list-with-group navbox-list navbox-even" style="width:100%;padding:0"><div style="padding:0 0.25em"> <ul><li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Adjectives_in_your_recommendations" title="Wikipedia:Adjectives in your recommendations">Adjectives in your recommendations</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion_is_not_a_war_zone" title="Wikipedia:Articles for deletion is not a war zone">AfD is not a war zone</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Arguments_to_avoid_in_deletion_discussions" title="Wikipedia:Arguments to avoid in deletion discussions">Arguments to avoid in deletion discussions</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Arguments_to_avoid_in_deletion_reviews" title="Wikipedia:Arguments to avoid in deletion reviews">Arguments to avoid in deletion reviews</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Arguments_to_avoid_in_image_deletion_discussions" class="mw-redirect" title="Wikipedia:Arguments to avoid in image deletion discussions">Arguments to avoid in image deletion discussions</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Arguments_to_make_in_deletion_discussions" title="Wikipedia:Arguments to make in deletion discussions">Arguments to make in deletion discussions</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Avoid_repeated_arguments" title="Wikipedia:Avoid repeated arguments">Avoid repeated arguments</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Before_commenting_in_a_deletion_discussion" title="Wikipedia:Before commenting in a deletion discussion">Before commenting in a deletion discussion</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:But_there_must_be_sources!" title="Wikipedia:But there must be sources!">But there must be sources!</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Confusing_arguments_mean_nothing" title="Wikipedia:Confusing arguments mean nothing">Confusing arguments mean nothing</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Content_removal" title="Wikipedia:Content removal">Content removal</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Counting_and_sorting_are_not_original_research" title="Wikipedia:Counting and sorting are not original research">Counting and sorting are not original research</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Delete_or_merge" title="Wikipedia:Delete or merge">Delete or merge</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Delete_the_junk" title="Wikipedia:Delete the junk">Delete the junk</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Deletion_is_not_cleanup" title="Wikipedia:Deletion is not cleanup">Deletion is not cleanup</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Does_deletion_help%3F" title="Wikipedia:Does deletion help?">Does deletion help?</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_attack_the_nominator" title="Wikipedia:Don't attack the nominator">Don't attack the nominator</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Do_not_confuse_stub_status_with_non-notability" title="Wikipedia:Do not confuse stub status with non-notability">Don't confuse stub status with non-notability</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_overuse_shortcuts_to_policy_and_guidelines_to_win_your_argument" title="Wikipedia:Don't overuse shortcuts to policy and guidelines to win your argument">Don't overuse shortcuts to policy and guidelines to win your argument</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Emptying_categories_out_of_process" title="Wikipedia:Emptying categories out of process">Emptying categories out of process</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Follow_the_leader" title="Wikipedia:Follow the leader">Follow the leader</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:How_the_presumption_of_notability_works" title="Wikipedia:How the presumption of notability works">How the presumption of notability works</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:How_to_save_an_article_proposed_for_deletion" class="mw-redirect" title="Wikipedia:How to save an article proposed for deletion">How to save an article proposed for deletion</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:I_just_don%27t_like_it" title="Wikipedia:I just don't like it">I just don't like it</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Identifying_blatant_advertising" title="Wikipedia:Identifying blatant advertising">Identifying blatant advertising</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Identifying_test_edits" title="Wikipedia:Identifying test edits">Identifying test edits</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Immunity" title="Wikipedia:Immunity">Immunity</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Keep_it_concise" title="Wikipedia:Keep it concise">Keep it concise</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Liar_liar_pants_on_fire" title="Wikipedia:Liar liar pants on fire">Liar liar pants on fire</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Nothing" title="Wikipedia:Nothing">Nothing</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Nothing_is_clear" title="Wikipedia:Nothing is clear">Nothing is clear</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Overzealous_deletion" title="Wikipedia:Overzealous deletion">Overzealous deletion</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Relisting_can_be_abusive" title="Wikipedia:Relisting can be abusive">Relisting can be abusive</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Relist_bias" title="Wikipedia:Relist bias">Relist bias</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:The_Heymann_Standard" title="Wikipedia:The Heymann Standard">The Heymann Standard</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Unopposed_AFD_discussion" title="Wikipedia:Unopposed AFD discussion">Unopposed AFD discussion</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_is_not_Whac-A-Mole" title="Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not Whac-A-Mole">Wikipedia is not Whack-A-Mole</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Why_was_the_page_I_created_deleted%3F" title="Wikipedia:Why was the page I created deleted?">Why was the page I created deleted?</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:What_to_do_if_your_article_gets_tagged_for_speedy_deletion" title="Wikipedia:What to do if your article gets tagged for speedy deletion">What to do if your article gets tagged for speedy deletion</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:When_in_doubt,_hide_it_in_the_woodwork" title="Wikipedia:When in doubt, hide it in the woodwork">When in doubt, hide it in the woodwork</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:No_Encyclopedic_Use" title="Wikipedia:No Encyclopedic Use">No Encyclopedic Use</a></li></ul> </div></td></tr></tbody></table><div></div></td></tr></tbody></table><div></div></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="navbox-list navbox-odd wraplinks" style="width:100%;padding:0"><div style="padding:0 0.25em"></div><table class="nowraplinks mw-collapsible mw-collapsed navbox-subgroup" style="border-spacing:0"><tbody><tr><th scope="col" class="navbox-title" colspan="2"><div id="Essays_on_civility" style="font-size:114%;margin:0 4em"><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Essay_directory#Wikipedia's_code_of_conduct" title="Wikipedia:Essay directory">Essays on civility</a></div></th></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="navbox-list navbox-odd" style="width:100%;padding:0"><div style="padding:0 0.25em"></div><table class="nowraplinks navbox-subgroup" style="border-spacing:0"><tbody><tr><th scope="row" class="navbox-group" style="width:1%"><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Essays_in_a_nutshell/Civility" title="Wikipedia:Essays in a nutshell/Civility">The basics</a></th><td class="navbox-list-with-group navbox-list navbox-odd" style="width:100%;padding:0"><div style="padding:0 0.25em"> <ul><li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Accepting_other_users" title="Wikipedia:Accepting other users">Accepting other users</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Apology" title="Wikipedia:Apology">Apology</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Contributing_to_complicated_discussions" title="Wikipedia:Contributing to complicated discussions">Contributing to complicated discussions</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Divisiveness" title="Wikipedia:Divisiveness">Divisiveness</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_retaliate" title="Wikipedia:Don't retaliate">Don't retaliate</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Editors%27_pronouns" title="Wikipedia:Editors' pronouns">Editors' pronouns</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Edit_at_your_own_pace" title="Wikipedia:Edit at your own pace">Edit at your own pace</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Encourage_the_newcomers" title="Wikipedia:Encourage the newcomers">Encouraging the newcomers</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Enjoy_yourself" title="Wikipedia:Enjoy yourself">Enjoy yourself</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Expect_no_thanks" title="Wikipedia:Expect no thanks">Expect no thanks</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:High-functioning_autism_and_Asperger%27s_editors" class="mw-redirect" title="Wikipedia:High-functioning autism and Asperger's editors">High-functioning autism and Asperger's editors</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:How_to_be_civil" title="Wikipedia:How to be civil">How to be civil</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Maintaining_a_friendly_space" title="Wikipedia:Maintaining a friendly space">Maintaining a friendly space</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Negotiation" title="Wikipedia:Negotiation">Negotiation</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Editors_with_obsessive-compulsive_disorder" title="Wikipedia:Editors with obsessive-compulsive disorder">Obsessive–compulsive disorder editors</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Please_say_please" title="Wikipedia:Please say please">Please say please</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Relationships_with_academic_editors" title="Wikipedia:Relationships with academic editors">Relationships with academic editors</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Thank_you" title="Wikipedia:Thank you">Thank you</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Too_long;_didn%27t_read" title="Wikipedia:Too long; didn't read">Too long; didn't read</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Truce" title="Wikipedia:Truce">Truce</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Unblock_perspectives" title="Wikipedia:Unblock perspectives">Unblock perspectives</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:We_are_all_Wikipedians_here" title="Wikipedia:We are all Wikipedians here">We are all Wikipedians here</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:You_have_a_right_to_remain_silent" title="Wikipedia:You have a right to remain silent">You have a right to remain silent</a></li></ul> </div></td></tr><tr><th scope="row" class="navbox-group" style="width:1%">Philosophy</th><td class="navbox-list-with-group navbox-list navbox-even" style="width:100%;padding:0"><div style="padding:0 0.25em"> <ul><li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:A_thank_you_never_hurts" title="Wikipedia:A thank you never hurts">A thank you never hurts</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:A_weak_personal_attack_is_still_wrong" title="Wikipedia:A weak personal attack is still wrong">A weak personal attack is still wrong</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Advice_for_hotheads" title="Wikipedia:Advice for hotheads">Advice for hotheads</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:An_uncivil_environment_is_a_poor_environment" title="Wikipedia:An uncivil environment is a poor environment">An uncivil environment is a poor environment</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Be_the_glue" title="Wikipedia:Be the glue">Be the glue</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Beware_of_the_tigers" title="Wikipedia:Beware of the tigers">Beware of the tigers!</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Civility_warnings" title="Wikipedia:Civility warnings">Civility warnings</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Overzealous_deletion#Dislike_of_the_creator" title="Wikipedia:Overzealous deletion">Deletion as revenge</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Failure" title="Wikipedia:Failure">Failure</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Forgive_and_forget" title="Wikipedia:Forgive and forget">Forgive and forget</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:It%27s_not_the_end_of_the_world" title="Wikipedia:It's not the end of the world">It's not the end of the world</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Nobody_cares" title="Wikipedia:Nobody cares">Nobody cares</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Most_people_who_disagree_with_you_on_content_are_not_vandals" title="Wikipedia:Most people who disagree with you on content are not vandals">Most people who disagree with you on content are not vandals</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Old-fashioned_Wikipedian_values" title="Wikipedia:Old-fashioned Wikipedian values">Old-fashioned Wikipedian values</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Profanity,_civility,_and_discussions" title="Wikipedia:Profanity, civility, and discussions">Profanity, civility, and discussions</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Revert_notification_opt-out" title="Wikipedia:Revert notification opt-out">Revert notification opt-out</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Shadowless_Fists_of_Death!" title="Wikipedia:Shadowless Fists of Death!">Shadowless Fists of Death!</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Staying_cool_when_the_editing_gets_hot" title="Wikipedia:Staying cool when the editing gets hot">Staying cool when the editing gets hot</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:The_grey_zone" title="Wikipedia:The grey zone">The grey zone</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:The_Last_Word" title="Wikipedia:The Last Word">The last word</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:There_is_no_Divine_Right_of_Editors" title="Wikipedia:There is no Divine Right of Editors">There is no Divine Right of Editors</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Most_ideas_are_bad" title="Wikipedia:Most ideas are bad">Most ideas are bad</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Nothing_is_clear" title="Wikipedia:Nothing is clear">Nothing is clear</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Reader" title="Wikipedia:Reader">Reader</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:The_Rules_of_Polite_Discourse" title="Wikipedia:The Rules of Polite Discourse">The rules of polite discourse</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:What_%22Ignore_all_rules%22_means#There_is_no_common_sense" title='Wikipedia:What "Ignore all rules" means'>There is no common sense</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Two_wrongs_don%27t_make_a_right" title="Wikipedia:Two wrongs don't make a right">Two wrongs don't make a right</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_clich%C3%A9s" title="Wikipedia:Wikipedia clichés">Wikipedia clichés</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_is_not_about_winning" title="Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not about winning">Wikipedia is not about winning</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_should_not_be_a_monopoly" title="Wikipedia:Wikipedia should not be a monopoly">Wikipedia should not be a monopoly</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Writing_for_the_opponent" title="Wikipedia:Writing for the opponent">Writing for the opponent</a></li></ul> </div></td></tr><tr><th scope="row" class="navbox-group" style="width:1%">Dos</th><td class="navbox-list-with-group navbox-list navbox-odd" style="width:100%;padding:0"><div style="padding:0 0.25em"> <ul><li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Assume_good_faith" title="Wikipedia:Assume good faith">Assume good faith</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Assume_the_assumption_of_good_faith" title="Wikipedia:Assume the assumption of good faith">Assume the assumption of good faith</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Assume_no_clue" title="Wikipedia:Assume no clue">Assume no clue</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Avoid_personal_remarks" title="Wikipedia:Avoid personal remarks">Avoid personal remarks</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Avoid_the_word_%22vandal%22" title='Wikipedia:Avoid the word "vandal"'>Avoid the word "vandal"</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Be_excellent_to_one_another" title="Wikipedia:Be excellent to one another">Be excellent to one another</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Be_pragmatic" title="Wikipedia:Be pragmatic">Be pragmatic</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Beyond_civility" title="Wikipedia:Beyond civility">Beyond civility</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Call_a_spade_a_spade" title="Wikipedia:Call a spade a spade">Call a spade a spade</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Candor" title="Wikipedia:Candor">Candor</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Deny_recognition" title="Wikipedia:Deny recognition">Deny recognition</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Desist" title="Wikipedia:Desist">Desist</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Discussing_cruft" title="Wikipedia:Discussing cruft">Discussing cruft</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Drop_the_stick_and_back_slowly_away_from_the_horse_carcass" title="Wikipedia:Drop the stick and back slowly away from the horse carcass">Drop the stick and back slowly away from the horse carcass</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Encourage_full_discussions" title="Wikipedia:Encourage full discussions">Encourage full discussions</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Get_over_it" title="Wikipedia:Get over it">Get over it</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:How_to_lose" title="Wikipedia:How to lose">How to lose</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Imagine_others_complexly" title="Wikipedia:Imagine others complexly">Imagine others complexly</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Just_drop_it" title="Wikipedia:Just drop it">Just drop it</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Keep_it_concise" title="Wikipedia:Keep it concise">Keep it concise</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Keep_it_down_to_earth" title="Wikipedia:Keep it down to earth">Keep it down to earth</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Mind_your_own_business" title="Wikipedia:Mind your own business">Mind your own business</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:MOBY" title="Wikipedia:MOBY">Say "MOBY"</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Mutual_withdrawal" title="Wikipedia:Mutual withdrawal">Mutual withdrawal</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Read_before_commenting" title="Wikipedia:Read before commenting">Read before commenting</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Settle_the_process_first" title="Wikipedia:Settle the process first">Settle the process first</a></li></ul> </div></td></tr><tr><th scope="row" class="navbox-group" style="width:1%">Don'ts</th><td class="navbox-list-with-group navbox-list navbox-even" style="width:100%;padding:0"><div style="padding:0 0.25em"> <ul><li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:ALPHABETTISPAGHETTI" title="Wikipedia:ALPHABETTISPAGHETTI">ALPHABETTISPAGHETTI</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Because_I_can" title="Wikipedia:Because I can">Wikipedia:Because I can</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Civil_POV_pushing" title="Wikipedia:Civil POV pushing">Civil POV pushing</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Cyberbullying" title="Wikipedia:Cyberbullying">Cyberbullying</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_accuse_someone_of_a_personal_attack_for_accusing_of_a_personal_attack" title="Wikipedia:Don't accuse someone of a personal attack for accusing of a personal attack">Don't accuse someone of a personal attack for accusing of a personal attack</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_be_a_fanatic" title="Wikipedia:Don't be a fanatic">Don't be a fanatic</a></li> <li><a href="https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_be_a_jerk" class="extiw" title="meta:Don't be a jerk">Don't be a jerk</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_be_an_ostrich" title="Wikipedia:Don't be an ostrich">Don't be an ostrich</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_be_ashamed" title="Wikipedia:Don't be ashamed">Don't be ashamed</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_be_a_WikiBigot" title="Wikipedia:Don't be a WikiBigot">Don't be a WikiBigot</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_be_high-maintenance" title="Wikipedia:Don't be high-maintenance">Don't be high-maintenance</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_be_inconsiderate" title="Wikipedia:Don't be inconsiderate">Don't be inconsiderate</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_be_obnoxious" title="Wikipedia:Don't be obnoxious">Don't be obnoxious</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_be_prejudiced" title="Wikipedia:Don't be prejudiced">Don't be prejudiced</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_be_rude" title="Wikipedia:Don't be rude">Don't be rude</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_be_the_Fun_Police" title="Wikipedia:Don't be the Fun Police">Don't be the Fun Police</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_bludgeon_the_process" title="Wikipedia:Don't bludgeon the process">Don't bludgeon the process</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_call_a_spade_a_spade" title="Wikipedia:Don't call a spade a spade">Don't call a spade a spade</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_call_people_by_their_real_name" title="Wikipedia:Don't call people by their real name">Don't call people by their real name</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_call_the_kettle_black" title="Wikipedia:Don't call the kettle black">Don't call the kettle black</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Cruftcruft#Don't_call_things_cruft" title="Wikipedia:Cruftcruft">Don't call things cruft</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_come_down_like_a_ton_of_bricks" title="Wikipedia:Don't come down like a ton of bricks">Don't come down like a ton of bricks</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_cry_COI" title="Wikipedia:Don't cry COI">Don't cry COI</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_demand_that_editors_solve_the_problems_they_identify" title="Wikipedia:Don't demand that editors solve the problems they identify">Don't demand that editors solve the problems they identify</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_drink_the_consensus_Kool-Aid" class="mw-redirect" title="Wikipedia:Don't drink the consensus Kool-Aid">Don't drink the consensus Kool-Aid</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_eat_the_troll%27s_food" title="Wikipedia:Don't eat the troll's food">Don't eat the troll's food</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_fight_fire_with_fire" title="Wikipedia:Don't fight fire with fire">Don't fight fire with fire</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t-give-a-fuckism" title="Wikipedia:Don't-give-a-fuckism">Don't give a fuck</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_help_too_much" title="Wikipedia:Don't help too much">Don't help too much</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_ignore_community_consensus" title="Wikipedia:Don't ignore community consensus">Don't ignore community consensus</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_knit_beside_the_guillotine" title="Wikipedia:Don't knit beside the guillotine">Don't knit beside the guillotine</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_make_a_smarmy_valediction_part_of_your_default_signature" title="Wikipedia:Don't make a smarmy valediction part of your default signature">Don't make a smarmy valediction part of your signature</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_remind_others_of_past_misdeeds" title="Wikipedia:Don't remind others of past misdeeds">Don't remind others of past misdeeds</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Please_don%27t_shout" title="Wikipedia:Please don't shout">Don't shout</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_spite_your_face" title="Wikipedia:Don't spite your face">Don't spite your face</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_take_the_bait" title="Wikipedia:Don't take the bait">Don't take the bait</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_template_the_regulars" title="Wikipedia:Don't template the regulars">Don't template the regulars</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_throw_your_toys_out_of_the_pram" title="Wikipedia:Don't throw your toys out of the pram">Don't throw your toys out of the pram</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Do_not_insult_the_vandals" title="Wikipedia:Do not insult the vandals">Do not insult the vandals</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Griefing" title="Wikipedia:Griefing">Griefing</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Hate_is_disruptive" title="Wikipedia:Hate is disruptive">Hate is disruptive</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Nationalist_editing" title="Wikipedia:Nationalist editing">Nationalist editing</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:No_angry_mastodons" title="Wikipedia:No angry mastodons">No angry mastodons</a> <ul><li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:No_angry_mastodons_just_madmen" title="Wikipedia:No angry mastodons just madmen">just madmen</a></li></ul></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:No_Nazis" title="Wikipedia:No Nazis">No Nazis</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:No_racists" title="Wikipedia:No racists">No racists</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:No_Confederates" title="Wikipedia:No Confederates">No Confederates</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:No_queerphobia" title="Wikipedia:No queerphobia">No queerphobia</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:No,_you_can%27t_have_a_pony" title="Wikipedia:No, you can't have a pony">No, you can't have a pony</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Passive_aggression" title="Wikipedia:Passive aggression">Passive aggression</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:POV_railroad" title="Wikipedia:POV railroad">POV railroad</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Superhatting" title="Wikipedia:Superhatting">Superhatting</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:There_are_no_oracles" title="Wikipedia:There are no oracles">There are no oracles</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:There%27s_no_need_to_guess_someone%27s_preferred_pronouns" title="Wikipedia:There's no need to guess someone's preferred pronouns">There's no need to guess someone's preferred pronouns</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:You_can%27t_squeeze_blood_from_a_turnip" title="Wikipedia:You can't squeeze blood from a turnip">You can't squeeze blood from a turnip</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:UPPERCASE" title="Wikipedia:UPPERCASE">UPPERCASE</a></li></ul> </div></td></tr><tr><th scope="row" class="navbox-group" style="width:1%">WikiRelations</th><td class="navbox-list-with-group navbox-list navbox-odd" style="width:100%;padding:0"><div style="padding:0 0.25em"> <ul><li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:WikiBullying" title="Wikipedia:WikiBullying">WikiBullying</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:WikiCrime" class="mw-redirect" title="Wikipedia:WikiCrime">WikiCrime</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Harassment" title="Wikipedia:Harassment">WikiHarassment</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:WikiHate" title="Wikipedia:WikiHate">WikiHate</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikilawyering" title="Wikipedia:Wikilawyering">WikiLawyering</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:WikiLove" title="Wikipedia:WikiLove">WikiLove</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:WikiPeace" title="Wikipedia:WikiPeace">WikiPeace</a></li></ul> </div></td></tr></tbody></table><div></div></td></tr></tbody></table><div></div></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="navbox-list navbox-odd wraplinks" style="width:100%;padding:0"><div style="padding:0 0.25em"></div><table class="nowraplinks mw-collapsible mw-collapsed navbox-subgroup" style="border-spacing:0"><tbody><tr><th scope="col" class="navbox-title" colspan="2"><div id="Essays_on_notability" style="font-size:114%;margin:0 4em"><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Essay_directory#Notability" title="Wikipedia:Essay directory">Essays on notability</a></div></th></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="navbox-list navbox-odd" style="width:100%;padding:0"><div style="padding:0 0.25em"></div><table class="nowraplinks navbox-subgroup" style="border-spacing:0"><tbody><tr><td colspan="2" class="navbox-list navbox-odd" style="width:100%;padding:0"><div style="padding:0 0.25em"> <ul><li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Advanced_source_searching" title="Wikipedia:Advanced source searching">Advanced source searching</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:All_high_schools_can_be_notable" title="Wikipedia:All high schools can be notable">All high schools can be notable</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Alternative_outlets" title="Wikipedia:Alternative outlets">Alternative outlets</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Arguments_to_avoid_in_deletion_discussions" title="Wikipedia:Arguments to avoid in deletion discussions">Arguments to avoid in deletion discussions</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_with_a_single_source" title="Wikipedia:Articles with a single source">Articles with a single source</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Avoid_template_creep" title="Wikipedia:Avoid template creep">Avoid template creep</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Bare_notability" title="Wikipedia:Bare notability">Bare notability</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Big_events_make_key_participants_notable" title="Wikipedia:Big events make key participants notable">Big events make key participants notable</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Businesses_with_a_single_location" title="Wikipedia:Businesses with a single location">Businesses with a single location</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:But_it%27s_true!" title="Wikipedia:But it's true!">But it's true!</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Common_sourcing_mistakes_(notability)" title="Wikipedia:Common sourcing mistakes (notability)">Common sourcing mistakes</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_clones" title="Wikipedia:Wikipedia clones">Clones</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Coatrack_articles" title="Wikipedia:Coatrack articles">Coatrack</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Discriminate_vs_indiscriminate_information" title="Wikipedia:Discriminate vs indiscriminate information">Discriminate vs indiscriminate information</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_cite_GNG" title="Wikipedia:Don't cite GNG">Don't cite GNG</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Drafts_are_not_checked_for_notability_or_sanity" title="Wikipedia:Drafts are not checked for notability or sanity">Drafts are not checked for notability or sanity</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Every_snowflake_is_unique" title="Wikipedia:Every snowflake is unique">Every snowflake is unique</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Existence_%E2%89%A0_Notability" title="Wikipedia:Existence ≠ Notability">Existence ≠ Notability</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Existence_does_not_prove_notability" title="Wikipedia:Existence does not prove notability">Existence does not prove notability</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Extracting_the_meaning_of_significant_coverage" title="Wikipedia:Extracting the meaning of significant coverage">Extracting the meaning of significant coverage</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Google_searches_and_numbers" title="Wikipedia:Google searches and numbers">Google searches and numbers</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:How_the_presumption_of_notability_works" title="Wikipedia:How the presumption of notability works">How the presumption of notability works</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Notability_(high_schools)" title="Wikipedia:Notability (high schools)">High Schools</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Historical_archive/Policy/Notability/Arguments" title="Wikipedia:Historical archive/Policy/Notability/Arguments">Historical/Policy/Notability/Arguments</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Inclusion_is_not_an_indicator_of_notability" title="Wikipedia:Inclusion is not an indicator of notability">Inclusion is not an indicator of notability</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Independent_sources" title="Wikipedia:Independent sources">Independent sources</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Inherent_notability" title="Wikipedia:Inherent notability">Inherent notability</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Insignificant" title="Wikipedia:Insignificant">Insignificant</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Masking_the_lack_of_notability" title="Wikipedia:Masking the lack of notability">Masking the lack of notability</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Make_stubs" title="Wikipedia:Make stubs">Make stubs</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Minimum_coverage" title="Wikipedia:Minimum coverage">Minimum coverage</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:News_coverage_does_not_decrease_notability" title="Wikipedia:News coverage does not decrease notability">News coverage does not decrease notability</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:No_amount_of_editing_can_overcome_a_lack_of_notability" title="Wikipedia:No amount of editing can overcome a lack of notability">No amount of editing can overcome a lack of notability</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:No_big_loss" title="Wikipedia:No big loss">No big loss</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:No_one_cares_about_your_garage_band" title="Wikipedia:No one cares about your garage band">No one cares about your garage band</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:No_one_really_cares" title="Wikipedia:No one really cares">No one really cares</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Notability_cannot_be_purchased" title="Wikipedia:Notability cannot be purchased">Notability cannot be purchased</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Notability_comparison_test" title="Wikipedia:Notability comparison test">Notability comparison test</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Notability_is_not_a_level_playing_field" title="Wikipedia:Notability is not a level playing field">Notability is not a level playing field</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Notability_is_not_a_matter_of_opinion" title="Wikipedia:Notability is not a matter of opinion">Notability is not a matter of opinion</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Notability_is_not_relevance_or_reliability" title="Wikipedia:Notability is not relevance or reliability">Notability is not relevance or reliability</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Notability_means_impact" title="Wikipedia:Notability means impact">Notability means impact</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Notability_points" title="Wikipedia:Notability points">Notability points</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Notability_sub-pages" title="Wikipedia:Notability sub-pages">Notability sub-pages</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Notabilitymandering" title="Wikipedia:Notabilitymandering">Notabilitymandering</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Not_every_single_thing_Donald_Trump_does_deserves_an_article" title="Wikipedia:Not every single thing Donald Trump does deserves an article">Not every single thing Donald Trump does deserves an article</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Obscure_does_not_mean_not_notable" title="Wikipedia:Obscure does not mean not notable">Obscurity ≠ Lack of notability</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Offline_sources" title="Wikipedia:Offline sources">Offline sources</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:One_hundred_words" title="Wikipedia:One hundred words">One hundred words</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:One_sentence_does_not_an_article_make" title="Wikipedia:One sentence does not an article make">One sentence does not an article make</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Other_stuff_exists" class="mw-redirect" title="Wikipedia:Other stuff exists">Other stuff exists</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Overreliance_upon_Google" title="Wikipedia:Overreliance upon Google">Overreliance upon Google</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:External_links/Perennial_websites" title="Wikipedia:External links/Perennial websites">Perennial websites</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Read_the_source" title="Wikipedia:Read the source">Read the source</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Reducing_consensus_to_an_algorithm" title="Wikipedia:Reducing consensus to an algorithm">Reducing consensus to an algorithm</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Run-of-the-mill" title="Wikipedia:Run-of-the-mill">Run-of-the-mill</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:On_Wikipedia,_solutions_are_mixtures_and_nothing_else" title="Wikipedia:On Wikipedia, solutions are mixtures and nothing else">Solutions are mixtures and nothing else</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Sources_must_be_out-of-universe" title="Wikipedia:Sources must be out-of-universe">Sources must be out-of-universe</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Subjective_importance" title="Wikipedia:Subjective importance">Subjective importance</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Independent_sources" title="Wikipedia:Independent sources">Third-party sources</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Trivial_mentions" title="Wikipedia:Trivial mentions">Trivial mentions</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Video_links" title="Wikipedia:Video links">Video links</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Vanispamcruftisement" title="Wikipedia:Vanispamcruftisement">Vanispamcruftisement</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:What_BLP1E_is_not" title="Wikipedia:What BLP1E is not">What BLP1E is not</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:What_is_and_is_not_routine_coverage" title="Wikipedia:What is and is not routine coverage">What is and is not routine coverage</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:What_notability_is_not" title="Wikipedia:What notability is not">What notability is not</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:What_to_include" title="Wikipedia:What to include">What to include</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_is_not_Crunchbase" title="Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not Crunchbase">Wikipedia is not Crunchbase</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_is_not_here_to_tell_the_world_about_your_noble_cause" title="Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not here to tell the world about your noble cause">Wikipedia is not here to tell the world about your noble cause</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipedia_is_not_the_place_to_post_your_r%C3%A9sum%C3%A9" title="Wikipedia:Wikipedia is not the place to post your résumé">Wikipedia is not the place to post your résumé</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Two_prongs_of_merit" title="Wikipedia:Two prongs of merit">Two prongs of merit</a></li></ul> </div></td></tr></tbody></table><div></div></td></tr></tbody></table><div></div></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="navbox-list navbox-odd wraplinks" style="width:100%;padding:0"><div style="padding:0 0.25em"></div><table class="nowraplinks mw-collapsible uncollapsed navbox-subgroup" style="border-spacing:0"><tbody><tr><th scope="col" class="navbox-title" colspan="2"><div id="Humorous_essays" style="font-size:114%;margin:0 4em"><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Essay_directory#Humorous_material" title="Wikipedia:Essay directory">Humorous essays</a></div></th></tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="navbox-list navbox-odd" style="width:100%;padding:0"><div style="padding:0 0.25em"></div><table class="nowraplinks navbox-subgroup" style="border-spacing:0"><tbody><tr><td colspan="2" class="navbox-list navbox-odd" style="width:100%;padding:0"><div style="padding:0 0.25em"> <ul><li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Adminitis" title="Wikipedia:Adminitis">Adminitis</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Ain%27t_no_rules_says_a_dog_can%27t_play_basketball" title="Wikipedia:Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball">Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Akin%27s_Laws_of_Article_Writing" title="Wikipedia:Akin's Laws of Article Writing">Akin's Laws of Article Writing</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Alternatives_to_edit_warring" title="Wikipedia:Alternatives to edit warring">Alternatives to edit warring</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:ANI_flu" title="Wikipedia:ANI flu">ANI flu</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Anti-Wikipedian" title="Wikipedia:Anti-Wikipedian">Anti-Wikipedian</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Anti-Wikipedianism" title="Wikipedia:Anti-Wikipedianism">Anti-Wikipedianism</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Articlecountitis" title="Wikipedia:Articlecountitis">Articlecountitis</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Asshole_John_rule" title="Wikipedia:Asshole John rule">Asshole John rule</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Assume_bad_faith" title="Wikipedia:Assume bad faith">Assume bad faith</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Assume_faith" title="Wikipedia:Assume faith">Assume faith</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Assume_good_wraith" title="Wikipedia:Assume good wraith">Assume good wraith</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Assume_stupidity" title="Wikipedia:Assume stupidity">Assume stupidity</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Assume_that_everyone%27s_assuming_good_faith,_assuming_that_you_are_assuming_good_faith" title="Wikipedia:Assume that everyone's assuming good faith, assuming that you are assuming good faith">Assume that everyone's assuming good faith, assuming that you are assuming good faith</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Avoid_using_preview_button" title="Wikipedia:Avoid using preview button">Avoid using preview button</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Avoid_using_wikilinks" title="Wikipedia:Avoid using wikilinks">Avoid using wikilinks</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Silly_Things" title="Wikipedia:Silly Things">Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Barnstaritis" title="Wikipedia:Barnstaritis">Barnstaritis</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Before_they_were_notable" title="Wikipedia:Before they were notable">Before they were notable</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:BOLD,_revert,_revert,_revert" title="Wikipedia:BOLD, revert, revert, revert">BOLD, revert, revert, revert</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Boston_Tea_Party" title="Wikipedia:Boston Tea Party">Boston Tea Party</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Butterfly_effect" title="Wikipedia:Butterfly effect">Butterfly effect</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:CaPiTaLiZaTiOn_MuCh%3F" title="Wikipedia:CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?">CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Complete_bollocks" title="Wikipedia:Complete bollocks">Complete bollocks</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Counting_forks" title="Wikipedia:Counting forks">Counting forks</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Counting_juntas" title="Wikipedia:Counting juntas">Counting juntas</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Crap" title="Wikipedia:Crap">Crap</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_stuff_beans_up_your_nose" title="Wikipedia:Don't stuff beans up your nose">Don't stuff beans up your nose</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t-give-a-fuckism" title="Wikipedia:Don't-give-a-fuckism">Don't-give-a-fuckism</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_abbreviate_%22Wikipedia%22_as_%22Wiki%22!" title="Wikipedia:Don't abbreviate "Wikipedia" as "Wiki"!">Don't abbreviate "Wikipedia" as "Wiki"!</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Don%27t_delete_the_main_page" title="Wikipedia:Don't delete the main page">Don't delete the main page</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Editcountitis" title="Wikipedia:Editcountitis">Editcountitis</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Edits_Per_Day" title="Wikipedia:Edits Per Day">Edits Per Day</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Editsummarisis" title="Wikipedia:Editsummarisis">Editsummarisis</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Editing_under_the_influence" title="Wikipedia:Editing under the influence">Editing under the influence</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Embrace_Stop_Signs" title="Wikipedia:Embrace Stop Signs">Embrace Stop Signs</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Emerson_and_Wilde_on_consistency" title="Wikipedia:Emerson and Wilde on consistency">Emerson</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Fart" title="Wikipedia:Fart">Fart</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:The_five_Fs_of_Wikipedia" title="Wikipedia:The five Fs of Wikipedia">Five Fs of Wikipedia</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Seven_ages_of_editor" title="Wikipedia:Seven ages of editor">Seven Ages of Editor, by Will E. Spear-Shake</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:Go_ahead,_vandalize" title="Wikipedia:Go ahead, vandalize">Go ahead, vandalize</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:How_many_Wikipedians_does_it_take_to_change_a_lightbulb%3F" title="Wikipedia:How many Wikipedians does it take to change a lightbulb?">How many Wikipedians does it take to change a lightbulb?</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:How_to_get_away_with_UPE" title="Wikipedia:How to get away with UPE">How to get away with UPE</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:How_to_put_up_a_straight_pole_by_pushing_it_at_an_angle" class="mw-redirect" title="Wikipedia:How to put up a straight pole by pushing it at an angle">How to put up a straight pole by pushing it at an angle</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:How_to_vandalize_correctly" title="Wikipedia:How to vandalize correctly">How to vandalize correctly</a></li> <li><a href="/wiki/Wikipedia:How_to_win_a_citation_war" title="Wikipedia:How to win a citation war">How to win a 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