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href="https://ar.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D8%A8%D9%8A%D8%B6%D9%8A%D8%A8%D9%8A%D8%AF%D9%8A%D8%A7" title="بيضيبيديا – arabų" lang="ar" hreflang="ar" data-title="بيضيبيديا" data-language-autonym="العربية" data-language-local-name="arabų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>العربية</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-arz mw-list-item"><a href="https://arz.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D8%A8%D9%8A%D8%B6%D9%8A%D8%A8%D9%8A%D8%AF%D9%8A%D8%A7" title="بيضيبيديا – Egipto arabų" lang="arz" hreflang="arz" data-title="بيضيبيديا" data-language-autonym="مصرى" data-language-local-name="Egipto arabų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>مصرى</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-ast mw-list-item"><a href="https://ast.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nunyepedia" title="Nunyepedia – asturianų" lang="ast" hreflang="ast" data-title="Nunyepedia" data-language-autonym="Asturianu" data-language-local-name="asturianų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Asturianu</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-az mw-list-item"><a href="https://az.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ansiklopediya" title="Ansiklopediya – azerbaidžaniečių" lang="az" hreflang="az" data-title="Ansiklopediya" data-language-autonym="Azərbaycanca" data-language-local-name="azerbaidžaniečių" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Azərbaycanca</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-be-x-old mw-list-item"><a href="https://be-tarask.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia" title="Uncyclopedia – Belarusian (Taraškievica orthography)" lang="be-tarask" hreflang="be-tarask" data-title="Uncyclopedia" data-language-autonym="Беларуская (тарашкевіца)" data-language-local-name="Belarusian (Taraškievica orthography)" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Беларуская (тарашкевіца)</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-bg mw-list-item"><a href="https://bg.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9E%D0%BA%D1%81%D0%B8%D0%BF%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%B8%D1%8F" title="Оксипедия – bulgarų" lang="bg" hreflang="bg" data-title="Оксипедия" data-language-autonym="Български" data-language-local-name="bulgarų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Български</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-bn mw-list-item"><a href="https://bn.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A6%86%E0%A6%A8%E0%A6%B8%E0%A6%BE%E0%A6%87%E0%A6%95%E0%A7%8D%E0%A6%B2%E0%A7%8B%E0%A6%AA%E0%A6%BF%E0%A6%A1%E0%A6%BF%E0%A6%AF%E0%A6%BC%E0%A6%BE" title="আনসাইক্লোপিডিয়া – bengalų" lang="bn" hreflang="bn" data-title="আনসাইক্লোপিডিয়া" data-language-autonym="বাংলা" data-language-local-name="bengalų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>বাংলা</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-bxr mw-list-item"><a href="https://bxr.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%90%D0%BD%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BF%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%B8%D0%B0" title="Анциклопедиа – Russia Buriat" lang="bxr" hreflang="bxr" data-title="Анциклопедиа" data-language-autonym="Буряад" data-language-local-name="Russia Buriat" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Буряад</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-ca mw-list-item"><a href="https://ca.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia" title="Uncyclopedia – katalonų" lang="ca" hreflang="ca" data-title="Uncyclopedia" data-language-autonym="Català" data-language-local-name="katalonų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Català</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-cs mw-list-item"><a href="https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necyklopedie" title="Necyklopedie – čekų" lang="cs" hreflang="cs" data-title="Necyklopedie" data-language-autonym="Čeština" data-language-local-name="čekų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Čeština</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-cv mw-list-item"><a href="https://cv.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%90%D0%B1%D1%81%D1%83%D1%80%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%BF%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%B8" title="Абсурдопеди – čiuvašų" lang="cv" hreflang="cv" data-title="Абсурдопеди" data-language-autonym="Чӑвашла" data-language-local-name="čiuvašų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Чӑвашла</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-cy mw-list-item"><a href="https://cy.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celwyddoniadur" title="Celwyddoniadur – valų" lang="cy" hreflang="cy" data-title="Celwyddoniadur" data-language-autonym="Cymraeg" data-language-local-name="valų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Cymraeg</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-da mw-list-item"><a href="https://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia" title="Uncyclopedia – danų" lang="da" hreflang="da" data-title="Uncyclopedia" data-language-autonym="Dansk" data-language-local-name="danų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Dansk</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-de mw-list-item"><a href="https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia" title="Uncyclopedia – vokiečių" lang="de" hreflang="de" data-title="Uncyclopedia" data-language-autonym="Deutsch" data-language-local-name="vokiečių" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Deutsch</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-el mw-list-item"><a href="https://el.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CE%A6%CF%81%CE%B9%CE%BA%CE%B7%CF%80%CE%B1%CE%AF%CE%B4%CE%B5%CE%B9%CE%B1" title="Φρικηπαίδεια – graikų" lang="el" hreflang="el" data-title="Φρικηπαίδεια" data-language-autonym="Ελληνικά" data-language-local-name="graikų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Ελληνικά</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-en mw-list-item"><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia" title="Uncyclopedia – anglų" lang="en" hreflang="en" data-title="Uncyclopedia" data-language-autonym="English" data-language-local-name="anglų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>English</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-eo mw-list-item"><a href="https://eo.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neciklopedio" title="Neciklopedio – esperanto" lang="eo" hreflang="eo" data-title="Neciklopedio" data-language-autonym="Esperanto" data-language-local-name="esperanto" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Esperanto</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-es mw-list-item"><a href="https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia" title="Uncyclopedia – ispanų" lang="es" hreflang="es" data-title="Uncyclopedia" data-language-autonym="Español" data-language-local-name="ispanų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Español</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-et mw-list-item"><a href="https://et.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia" title="Uncyclopedia – estų" lang="et" hreflang="et" data-title="Uncyclopedia" data-language-autonym="Eesti" data-language-local-name="estų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Eesti</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-eu mw-list-item"><a href="https://eu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia" title="Uncyclopedia – baskų" lang="eu" hreflang="eu" data-title="Uncyclopedia" data-language-autonym="Euskara" data-language-local-name="baskų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Euskara</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-fa mw-list-item"><a href="https://fa.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D9%86%D8%A7%D9%86%D8%B4%D9%86%D8%A7%D9%85%D9%87" title="نانشنامه – persų" lang="fa" hreflang="fa" data-title="نانشنامه" data-language-autonym="فارسی" data-language-local-name="persų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>فارسی</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-fi mw-list-item"><a href="https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia" title="Uncyclopedia – suomių" lang="fi" hreflang="fi" data-title="Uncyclopedia" data-language-autonym="Suomi" data-language-local-name="suomių" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Suomi</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-fr mw-list-item"><a href="https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A9sencyclop%C3%A9die" title="Désencyclopédie – prancūzų" lang="fr" hreflang="fr" data-title="Désencyclopédie" data-language-autonym="Français" data-language-local-name="prancūzų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Français</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-gl mw-list-item"><a href="https://gl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia" title="Uncyclopedia – galisų" lang="gl" hreflang="gl" data-title="Uncyclopedia" data-language-autonym="Galego" data-language-local-name="galisų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Galego</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-he mw-list-item"><a href="https://he.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D7%90%D7%99%D7%9F%D7%A6%D7%99%D7%A7%D7%9C%D7%95%D7%A4%D7%93%D7%99%D7%94" title="איןציקלופדיה – hebrajų" lang="he" hreflang="he" data-title="איןציקלופדיה" data-language-autonym="עברית" data-language-local-name="hebrajų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>עברית</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-hi mw-list-item"><a href="https://hi.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%A4%85%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%B8%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%87%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%8D%E0%A4%B2%E0%A5%8B%E0%A4%AA%E0%A5%80%E0%A4%A1%E0%A4%BF%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%BE" title="अनसाइक्लोपीडिया – hindi" lang="hi" hreflang="hi" data-title="अनसाइक्लोपीडिया" data-language-autonym="हिन्दी" data-language-local-name="hindi" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>हिन्दी</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-hr mw-list-item"><a href="https://hr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neciklopedija" title="Neciklopedija – kroatų" lang="hr" hreflang="hr" data-title="Neciklopedija" data-language-autonym="Hrvatski" data-language-local-name="kroatų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Hrvatski</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-hu mw-list-item"><a href="https://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unciklop%C3%A9dia" title="Unciklopédia – vengrų" lang="hu" hreflang="hu" data-title="Unciklopédia" data-language-autonym="Magyar" data-language-local-name="vengrų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Magyar</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-id mw-list-item"><a href="https://id.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia" title="Uncyclopedia – indoneziečių" lang="id" hreflang="id" data-title="Uncyclopedia" data-language-autonym="Bahasa Indonesia" data-language-local-name="indoneziečių" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Bahasa Indonesia</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-io mw-list-item"><a href="https://io.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neciklopedio" title="Neciklopedio – ido" lang="io" hreflang="io" data-title="Neciklopedio" data-language-autonym="Ido" data-language-local-name="ido" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Ido</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-it mw-list-item"><a href="https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia" title="Uncyclopedia – italų" lang="it" hreflang="it" data-title="Uncyclopedia" data-language-autonym="Italiano" data-language-local-name="italų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Italiano</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-ja mw-list-item"><a href="https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%A2%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B5%E3%82%A4%E3%82%AF%E3%83%AD%E3%83%9A%E3%83%87%E3%82%A3%E3%82%A2" title="アンサイクロペディア – japonų" lang="ja" hreflang="ja" data-title="アンサイクロペディア" data-language-autonym="日本語" data-language-local-name="japonų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>日本語</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-ka mw-list-item"><a href="https://ka.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E1%83%90%E1%83%9C%E1%83%AA%E1%83%98%E1%83%99%E1%83%9A%E1%83%9D%E1%83%9E%E1%83%94%E1%83%93%E1%83%98%E1%83%90" title="ანციკლოპედია – gruzinų" lang="ka" hreflang="ka" data-title="ანციკლოპედია" data-language-autonym="ქართული" data-language-local-name="gruzinų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>ქართული</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-ko mw-list-item"><a href="https://ko.wikipedia.org/wiki/%EB%B0%B1%EA%B4%B4%EC%82%AC%EC%A0%84" title="백괴사전 – korėjiečių" lang="ko" hreflang="ko" data-title="백괴사전" data-language-autonym="한국어" data-language-local-name="korėjiečių" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>한국어</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-la mw-list-item"><a href="https://la.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necyclopaedia" title="Necyclopaedia – lotynų" lang="la" hreflang="la" data-title="Necyclopaedia" data-language-autonym="Latina" data-language-local-name="lotynų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Latina</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-lt mw-list-item"><a href="https://lt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia" title="Uncyclopedia – lietuvių" lang="lt" hreflang="lt" data-title="Uncyclopedia" data-language-autonym="Lietuvių" data-language-local-name="lietuvių" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Lietuvių</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-lv mw-list-item"><a href="https://lv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neciklop%C4%93dija" title="Neciklopēdija – latvių" lang="lv" hreflang="lv" data-title="Neciklopēdija" data-language-autonym="Latviešu" data-language-local-name="latvių" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Latviešu</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-mg mw-list-item"><a href="https://mg.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia" title="Uncyclopedia – malagasų" lang="mg" hreflang="mg" data-title="Uncyclopedia" data-language-autonym="Malagasy" data-language-local-name="malagasų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Malagasy</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-ml mw-list-item"><a href="https://ml.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E0%B4%85%E0%B5%BA%E0%B4%B8%E0%B5%88%E0%B4%95%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%B2%E0%B5%8B%E0%B4%AA%E0%B5%80%E0%B4%A1%E0%B4%BF%E0%B4%AF" title="അൺസൈക്ലോപീഡിയ – malajalių" lang="ml" hreflang="ml" data-title="അൺസൈക്ലോപീഡിയ" data-language-autonym="മലയാളം" data-language-local-name="malajalių" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>മലയാളം</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-mn mw-list-item"><a href="https://mn.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%90%D0%BD%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BF%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%B8%D0%B0" title="Анциклопедиа – mongolų" lang="mn" hreflang="mn" data-title="Анциклопедиа" data-language-autonym="Монгол" data-language-local-name="mongolų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Монгол</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-ms mw-list-item"><a href="https://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia" title="Uncyclopedia – malajiečių" lang="ms" hreflang="ms" data-title="Uncyclopedia" data-language-autonym="Bahasa Melayu" data-language-local-name="malajiečių" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Bahasa Melayu</span></a></li><li class="interlanguage-link interwiki-mwl mw-list-item"><a href="https://mwl.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%87ciclop%C3%A9dia" title="Çciclopédia – mirandezų" lang="mwl" hreflang="mwl" data-title="Çciclopédia" data-language-autonym="Mirandés" data-language-local-name="mirandezų" class="interlanguage-link-target"><span>Mirandés</span></a></li><li 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