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href="https://x.com/You_and_UU/status/1902129312054350295" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2025-03-19 07:45:42</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='4' data-id='1901557864571011141'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/pzOsMe3dpmYl7ek' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="5" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="3" /> <strong class="emj">せんか</strong> <span class="status_name">@pzOsMe3dpmYl7ek</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><a href="https://x.com/katsunomisanzai" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">@katsunomisanzai</a><span class="f17 c19"> 確かに汎用性が高い</span>ですね技術開発職の息子と教師の娘に教えておきますありがとう！</p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/pzOsMe3dpmYl7ek/status/1901557864571011141" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2025-03-17 17:54:58</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='5' data-id='1901636635332415504'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/okkuu_NMB' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="6" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="3" /> <strong class="emj">okkuu</strong> <span class="status_name">@okkuu_NMB</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><span class="f17 c10">ウィザード(上級ハッカー)はウィザード(原義)ではない </span><a href="https://t.co/4GNmGNXLnD" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">x.com/katsunomisanza…</a></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/okkuu_NMB/status/1901636635332415504" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2025-03-17 23:07:59</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='6' data-id='1901614384063070455'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/chaatray' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="7" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="3" /> <strong class="emj">誤字の帝王ドムదొము</strong> <span class="status_name">@chaatray</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'>「デザイナーは魔法使いではないんです」はよく聞くのだけど、<span class="f17 c10">大工さんがいかに大変な無茶を言われるのか実感してズンてするぜ </span><a href="https://t.co/xT4EodLfEe" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">x.com/katsunomisanza…</a></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/chaatray/status/1901614384063070455" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2025-03-17 21:39:34</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='7' data-id='1902131624013394273'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/himoto_motomoto' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="8" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="3" /> <strong class="emj">himoto web制作ができるEC 担当者とアラフィフ転職の話</strong> <span class="status_name">@himoto_motomoto</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'>IT関係余計にそう思った事あるよね <a href="https://t.co/3mvY2AwyfV" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">x.com/katsunomisanza…</a></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/himoto_motomoto/status/1902131624013394273" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2025-03-19 07:54:53</a> </span> </span> </div> <div data-index="8"> <div class="type_markdown"> <h2 class="md-h-1" data-h-index="0">こう言うしかなかったことある <button type="button" class="hidebtn" title="目次" onclick="openDialog('/dialog/index/2527289');"><svg class="svg-icon fa-list-alt"><use xlink:href="#list-alt" /></svg></button> </h2> </div> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='9' data-id='1901834408933691714'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/tantanhana_tan' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="9" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="3" /> <strong class="emj">たんたん✿</strong> <span class="status_name">@tantanhana_tan</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'>わたしは<span class="f20 c19">システム開発者</span>の端くれだけど、<span class="f20 c19">「システムは手品ではありません」「魔法の箱ではないんです」</span><span class="f17 c10">何度言ったかしれない。手品にだってタネはあります、とも言ったことあるな…</span><span class="f20 c10"> </span><a href="https://t.co/Iqi9MGdYz4" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">x.com/katsunomisanza…</a></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/tantanhana_tan/status/1901834408933691714" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2025-03-18 12:13:52</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='10' data-id='1902138728258416771'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/Macload2106' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="10" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="3" /> <strong class="emj">なかむらつとむ</strong> <span class="status_name">@Macload2106</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'>よくエスパーだと思われてますね。（言語化できない希望を伝えられもせず、それを形にしろ） <a href="https://t.co/1XRaklj1KY" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">x.com/katsunomisanza…</a></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/Macload2106/status/1902138728258416771" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2025-03-19 08:23:07</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='11' data-id='1901603071744258102'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/omj47bB44FkwdYp' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="11" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="3" /> <strong class="emj">きあししぎ</strong> <span class="status_name">@omj47bB44FkwdYp</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><a href="https://x.com/katsunomisanzai" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">@katsunomisanzai</a><span class="f20 c10"> コンピュータは魔法の箱じゃありません</span>、って同期の3階級上の人を諭したことならあります…</p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/omj47bB44FkwdYp/status/1901603071744258102" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2025-03-17 20:54:37</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='12' data-id='1901644233649565907'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/umazura1119' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="12" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="3" /> <strong class="emj">うまづら</strong> <span class="status_name">@umazura1119</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><span class="f17 c10">よく似たものに「技術屋は物理法則を変更できない」</span> ってセリフもありますw <a href="https://t.co/M7U3G0U8jx" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">x.com/katsunomisanza…</a></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/umazura1119/status/1901644233649565907" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2025-03-17 23:38:10</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='13' data-id='1901546197321482367'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/_hare_jp' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="13" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="3" /> <strong class="emj">march</strong> <span class="status_name">@_hare_jp</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><span class="f20 c19">医学は魔法（占い）じゃないので</span>、はときどき使う。 <a href="https://t.co/Ip9EHJ4XSV" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">x.com/katsunomisanza…</a></p> <span class='status'> <span class="intent"></span> <span> <a class="link" href="https://x.com/_hare_jp/status/1901546197321482367" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">2025-03-17 17:08:37</a> </span> </span> </div> <div class='list_box type_tweet impl_profile' data-index='14' data-id='1901612345383952849'> <span> <a class="user_link" rel="noreferrer" href='https://x.com/maskword' target='_blank'> <img class="lzpk " data-s="14" src="https://s.tgstc.com/static/web/p.gif" data-e="3" /> <strong class="emj">ますくわーど</strong> <span class="status_name">@maskword</span> </a> </span> <p class='tweet emj'><span class="f20 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