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Submitted by: dunno source via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://cheezburger.com/fail.aspx">Fail Uploader</a></p> </div></div><p class="commentnow"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://failblog.org/2009/10/24/mini-mall-fail/#comments" rel="nofollow">» 251 Failures in Communication</a></p><div id="emailShare2_2733047808"></div><div class="socmarks"> <div class="socmark"> <a class="DiggThisButton" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://digg.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F24%2Fmini-mall-fail%2F&title=Mini+Mall+Fail" target="_blank" rel="external" rev="image"> <span style="display: none;"> Fails to make you lol. </span> <span class="s_sprite socmark_digg" title="DiggThis">DiggThis</span> </a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://reddit.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F24%2Fmini-mall-fail%2F&title=Mini+Mall+Fail" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" class="s_sprite socmark_reddit" title="Reddit This">Reddit</a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F24%2Fmini-mall-fail%2F&title=Mini+Mall+Fail" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" class="s_sprite socmark_stumble" title="StumbleUpon This">Stumble</a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://www.facebook.com/share.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F24%2Fmini-mall-fail%2F" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" class="s_sprite socmark_facebook" title="Post This to Facebook">Facebook</a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a class="twitter" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://twitter.com/home?source=ichc&status=%22Mini+Mall+Fail%22 - http%3A%2F%2Ftwlol.com%2Ftw%2F%3Fv7-28467 %23lol+%23fail" target="_blank" rel="external" rev="image" title="Tweet This"><span class="s_sprite socmark_twitter">Twitter</span></a> </div> <div class="socmarklast"> <h3>Add this to your blog:<br/>(Copy & paste code)</h3> <textarea style="font-size:8pt;overflow:hidden;" cols="18" rows="4" wrap="soft" name="easyshare2" onclick="this.focus();this.select();"><a href="http://failblog.org/2009/10/24/mini-mall-fail/"><img class="mine_2733047808" title="epic-fail-juxtaposition-fail" src="http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/epic-fail-juxtaposition-fail.jpg" alt="epic fail pictures" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://failblog.org">Epic Fails</a></textarea> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both;padding-top:10px;"></div> </div></div><div class="post" id="post-28488"><h2><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://failblog.org/2009/10/24/coupon-fail/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Coupon Fail">Coupon Fail</a></h2><div class="postsubtitle"><div class="js-kit-rating left" title="Coupon Fail" permalink="http://failblog.org/2009/10/24/coupon-fail/" path="/2009/10/24/coupon-fail/" imageurl="http://s1.wordpress.com/wp-content/themes/vip/cheezcommon/wp-verticals/failblog/ratings" imagesize="15x18"></div><div class="right">Oct. 24, 2009</div></div><br clear="all"/><div class="entry"><div id="embedFavorite2_2741933312" style="top: 4px; position: relative; width: 500px;"></div><div id="md"><div class="snap_preview"><p class="mine_asset assetid_2741933312 sourceid_2741930752"><!-- http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/20/129005178737329137.jpg --><br/> <img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002im_/http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-weight-loss-fail.jpg" alt="epic fail pictures" title="epic-fail-weight-loss-fail" class="mine_2741933312"/></p> <p>Picture by: dunno source Submitted by: dunno source via <a rel="nofollow" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://cheezburger.com/fail.aspx">Fail Uploader</a></p> </div></div><p class="commentnow"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://failblog.org/2009/10/24/coupon-fail/#comments" rel="nofollow">» 88 Failures in Communication</a></p><div id="emailShare2_2741933312"></div><div class="socmarks"> <div class="socmark"> <a class="DiggThisButton" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://digg.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F24%2Fcoupon-fail%2F&title=Coupon+Fail" target="_blank" rel="external" rev="image"> <span style="display: none;"> Fails to make you lol. </span> <span class="s_sprite socmark_digg" title="DiggThis">DiggThis</span> </a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://reddit.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F24%2Fcoupon-fail%2F&title=Coupon+Fail" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" class="s_sprite socmark_reddit" title="Reddit This">Reddit</a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F24%2Fcoupon-fail%2F&title=Coupon+Fail" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" class="s_sprite socmark_stumble" title="StumbleUpon This">Stumble</a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://www.facebook.com/share.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F24%2Fcoupon-fail%2F" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" class="s_sprite socmark_facebook" title="Post This to Facebook">Facebook</a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a class="twitter" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://twitter.com/home?source=ichc&status=%22Coupon+Fail%22 - http%3A%2F%2Ftwlol.com%2Ftw%2F%3Fv7-28488 %23lol+%23fail" target="_blank" rel="external" rev="image" title="Tweet This"><span class="s_sprite socmark_twitter">Twitter</span></a> </div> <div class="socmarklast"> <h3>Add this to your blog:<br/>(Copy & paste code)</h3> <textarea style="font-size:8pt;overflow:hidden;" cols="18" rows="4" wrap="soft" name="easyshare2" onclick="this.focus();this.select();"><a href="http://failblog.org/2009/10/24/coupon-fail/"><img src="http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/epic-fail-weight-loss-fail.jpg" alt="epic fail pictures" title="epic-fail-weight-loss-fail" class="mine_2741933312" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://failblog.org">Epic Fails</a></textarea> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both;padding-top:10px;"></div> </div></div><div id="toprightad"><script type="text/javascript">GA_googleFillSlot("FAIL_300_ATF_HP");</script></div><div id="rightskyad"><script type="text/javascript">GA_googleFillSlot("FAIL_160_ATF_HP");</script></div><div id="leftcolumnad"><script type="text/javascript">GA_googleFillSlot("FAIL_LHSnav");</script></div><div class="post" id="post-29079"><h2><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://failblog.org/2009/10/23/epic-fail-phillies-fan-fail/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Phillies Fan Fail">Phillies Fan Fail</a></h2><div class="postsubtitle"><div class="js-kit-rating left" title="Phillies Fan Fail" permalink="http://failblog.org/2009/10/23/epic-fail-phillies-fan-fail/" path="/2009/10/23/epic-fail-phillies-fan-fail/" imageurl="http://s1.wordpress.com/wp-content/themes/vip/cheezcommon/wp-verticals/failblog/ratings" imagesize="15x18"></div><div class="right">Oct. 23, 2009</div></div><br clear="all"/><div class="entry"><div id="embedFavorite2_275457" style="top: 4px; position: relative; width: 500px;"></div><div id="md"><div class="snap_preview"><p class="mine_asset assetid_275457"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="500" height="412" id="viddler"><param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/8821f289"/><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"/><embed src="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002oe_/http://www.viddler.com/player/8821f289" width="500" height="412" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" name="viddler" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p> </p> <p>Happy Friday FAILers! Here’s an extra FAIL to celebrate the end of your work week.</p> <p>This video is also viewable at: <strong><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=100075824" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">MySpaceTV</a></strong> | <strong><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xawmfm_phillies-fan-fail_fun" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">DailyMotion</a></strong></p> </div></div><p class="commentnow"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://failblog.org/2009/10/23/epic-fail-phillies-fan-fail/#comments" rel="nofollow">» 129 Failures in Communication</a></p><div id="emailShare2_275457"></div><div class="socmarks"> <div class="socmark"> <a class="DiggThisButton" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://digg.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F23%2Fepic-fail-phillies-fan-fail%2F&title=Phillies+Fan+Fail" target="_blank" rel="external" rev="image"> <span style="display: none;"> Fails to make you lol. </span> <span class="s_sprite socmark_digg" title="DiggThis">DiggThis</span> </a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://reddit.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F23%2Fepic-fail-phillies-fan-fail%2F&title=Phillies+Fan+Fail" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" class="s_sprite socmark_reddit" title="Reddit This">Reddit</a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F23%2Fepic-fail-phillies-fan-fail%2F&title=Phillies+Fan+Fail" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" class="s_sprite socmark_stumble" title="StumbleUpon This">Stumble</a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://www.facebook.com/share.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F23%2Fepic-fail-phillies-fan-fail%2F" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" class="s_sprite socmark_facebook" title="Post This to Facebook">Facebook</a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a class="twitter" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://twitter.com/home?source=ichc&status=%22Phillies+Fan+Fail%22 - http%3A%2F%2Ftwlol.com%2Ftw%2F%3Fv7-29079 %23lol+%23fail" target="_blank" rel="external" rev="image" title="Tweet This"><span class="s_sprite socmark_twitter">Twitter</span></a> </div> <div class="socmarklast"> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both;padding-top:10px;"></div> </div></div><div class="post" id="post-28993"><h2><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://failblog.org/2009/10/23/friday-rewind-gun-safety-fail/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Friday Rewind: Gun Safety Fail">Friday Rewind: Gun Safety Fail</a></h2><div class="postsubtitle"><div class="js-kit-rating left" title="Friday Rewind: Gun Safety Fail" permalink="http://failblog.org/2009/10/23/friday-rewind-gun-safety-fail/" path="/2009/10/23/friday-rewind-gun-safety-fail/" imageurl="http://s1.wordpress.com/wp-content/themes/vip/cheezcommon/wp-verticals/failblog/ratings" imagesize="15x18"></div><div class="right">Oct. 23, 2009</div></div><br clear="all"/><div class="entry"><div id="embedFavorite0" style="top: 4px; position: relative; width: 500px;"></div><div id="md"><div class="snap_preview"><p><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="437" height="333" id="viddler"><param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/player/d71bb9c6"/><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"/><embed src="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002oe_/http://www.viddler.com/player/d71bb9c6" width="437" height="333" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" name="viddler" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p> <p>Every Friday we’ll be bringing you a classic FAIL Blog video. Enjoy the epicness!</p> <p>This video is also viewable at: <strong><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQhaoocZPw" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">YouTube</a> | <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=100045194" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">MySpaceTV</a> | <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xaw63k_gun-safety-fail_fun" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">DailyMotion</a></strong></p> </div></div><p class="commentnow"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://failblog.org/2009/10/23/friday-rewind-gun-safety-fail/#comments" rel="nofollow">» 291 Failures in Communication</a></p><div id="emailShare0"></div><div class="socmarks"> <div class="socmark"> <a class="DiggThisButton" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://digg.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F23%2Ffriday-rewind-gun-safety-fail%2F&title=Friday+Rewind%3A+Gun+Safety+Fail" target="_blank" rel="external" rev="image"> <span style="display: none;"> Fails to make you lol. </span> <span class="s_sprite socmark_digg" title="DiggThis">DiggThis</span> </a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://reddit.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F23%2Ffriday-rewind-gun-safety-fail%2F&title=Friday+Rewind%3A+Gun+Safety+Fail" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" class="s_sprite socmark_reddit" title="Reddit This">Reddit</a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F23%2Ffriday-rewind-gun-safety-fail%2F&title=Friday+Rewind%3A+Gun+Safety+Fail" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" class="s_sprite socmark_stumble" title="StumbleUpon This">Stumble</a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://www.facebook.com/share.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.org%2F2009%2F10%2F23%2Ffriday-rewind-gun-safety-fail%2F" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" class="s_sprite socmark_facebook" title="Post This to Facebook">Facebook</a> </div> <div class="socmark"> <a class="twitter" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://twitter.com/home?source=ichc&status=%22Friday+Rewind%3A+Gun+Safety+Fail%22 - http%3A%2F%2Ftwlol.com%2Ftw%2F%3Fv7-28993 %23lol+%23fail" target="_blank" rel="external" rev="image" title="Tweet This"><span class="s_sprite socmark_twitter">Twitter</span></a> </div> <div class="socmarklast"> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both;padding-top:10px;"></div> </div></div><div class="post" id="post-28273"><h2><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20091025113002/http://failblog.org/2009/10/23/ad-placement-fail-4/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Ad Placement Fail">Ad Placement Fail</a></h2><div class="postsubtitle"><div class="js-kit-rating left" title="Ad Placement Fail" permalink="http://failblog.org/2009/10/23/ad-placement-fail-4/" path="/2009/10/23/ad-placement-fail-4/" imageurl="http://s1.wordpress.com/wp-content/themes/vip/cheezcommon/wp-verticals/failblog/ratings" imagesize="15x18"></div><div class="right">Oct. 23, 2009</div></div><br clear="all"/><div class="entry"><div id="embedFavorite2_2721508864" style="top: 4px; 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