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https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/554e147ee4b063a0302c6339/1540079558516-EY7IX3YZU2RKBXEKL594/unnamed.jpg?format=2500w 2500w" loading="lazy" decoding="async" data-loader="sqs"> </div> </div> <figcaption class="image-caption-wrapper"> <div class="image-caption"><p class="" style="white-space:pre-wrap;">let鈥檚 start w this pic by megan lovallo</p></div> </figcaption> </figure> </div> </div></div></div><div class="col sqs-col-8 span-8"><div class="sqs-block html-block sqs-block-html" data-block-type="2" data-border-radii="{"topLeft":{"unit":"px","value":0.0},"topRight":{"unit":"px","value":0.0},"bottomLeft":{"unit":"px","value":0.0},"bottomRight":{"unit":"px","value":0.0}}" id="block-yui_3_17_2_18_1493666826174_9796"><div class="sqs-block-content"> <div class="sqs-html-content"> <p class="" style="white-space:pre-wrap;">hi, this is jamie loftus. i am a comedian, emmy-nominated tv writer, author, and podcaster in los angeles if that's okay, but am from boston originally, with your permission of course. if you鈥檙e trying to figure out how you ended up here, these are my best guesses: </p><p class="" style="white-space:pre-wrap;">my book <strong><em>raw dog: the naked truth about hot dogs</em></strong> was published in 2023 and became an NYT and indie bestseller. </p><p class="" style="white-space:pre-wrap;">i鈥檓 the host of two weekly podcasts, <strong><em>the bechdel cast</em></strong> (since 2016) and <strong><em>sixteenth minute</em></strong> (since 2024). i鈥檝e also written, researched, produced and hosted a number of limited run shows including <strong><em>lolita podcast, aack cast, my year in mensa,</em></strong><em> </em>and <strong><em>ghost church</em></strong>. i鈥檝e got a webby and a handful of iheartradio pod nominations to show for it.</p><p class="" style="white-space:pre-wrap;">i鈥檝e been doing standup and performing solo shows forever and i really love it. most recently i鈥檓 working on a new show called <strong><em>the tiny man is trying to kill me</em></strong>, and brought my show <strong><em>boss whom is girl </em></strong>to edinburgh fringe to great reviews except for the one. other shows i鈥檝e workshopped are <strong><em>mrs. joseph chestnut america usa</em></strong> to tour with my book, <strong><em>the hacker who codes, </em></strong>and <strong><em>i lost my virginity on august 15 2010 </em></strong>which is just true.</p><p class="" style="white-space:pre-wrap;">or maybe you like animated tv, in which case i鈥檝e written on <strong><em>teenage euthanasia, star trek: lower decks, robot chicken, magical girl friendship squad, human kind of</em></strong>, or the upcoming disney channel show <strong><em>stugo</em></strong>. i was a longtime cast member on super deluxe back when that was a thing, and wrotte and starred in a comedy central webseries called <strong><em>irrational fears</em></strong>.</p><p class="" style="white-space:pre-wrap;">other than that, i鈥檓 not really sure. thanks and i love you!</p><p class="" 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