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This is what people used to visit Silent Running for, then I got bored with people coming to my happy place to be dicks so I just started deleting trolls.</p> <div id="atatags-26942-674ce2296025c"></div> <script> __ATA.cmd.push(function() { __ATA.initDynamicSlot({ id: 'atatags-26942-674ce2296025c', location: 120, formFactor: '001', label: { text: 'Advertisements', }, creative: { reportAd: { text: 'Report this ad', }, privacySettings: { text: 'Privacy', } } }); }); </script> </div> <p class="postmetadata"> <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/speech_bubble.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2011/03/11/biiiiiitchslap/#comments">7 Comments</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/documents.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/bitch-slapping/" rel="category tag">Bitch slapping</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/permalink.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2011/03/11/biiiiiitchslap/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Biiiiiitchslap!">Permalink</a> <br /><img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/figure_ver1.gif" alt="" /> Posted by Murray </p> </div> <hr /> <div class="post-3395 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-bitch-slapping category-blithering-idiots-of-our-time category-its-just-weather-people" id="post-3395"> <h2><a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/10/08/1010/" rel="bookmark">10:10</a></h2> <small>October 8, 2010</small><br /> <div class="entry"> <p>Seriously WHAT THE FUCK????? These people are seriously and <a href="http://dailybayonet.com/?p=6534">criminally disturbed.</a></p> <p>Agree with us or we’ll kill children! Sounds like terrorism, looks like terrorism and qucks like terrorism. Might be terrorism.Eco snuff film is a good description.</p> <p>Also: Richard Curtiss, you’re a fuckwit.</p> <div id="atatags-370373-674ce229608e6"> <script type="text/javascript"> __ATA.cmd.push(function() { __ATA.initVideoSlot('atatags-370373-674ce229608e6', { sectionId: '370373', format: 'inread' }); }); </script> </div> </div> <p class="postmetadata"> <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/speech_bubble.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/10/08/1010/#comments">2 Comments</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/documents.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/bitch-slapping/" rel="category tag">Bitch slapping</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/blithering-idiots-of-our-time/" rel="category tag">Blithering idiots of our time.</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/its-just-weather-people/" rel="category tag">It's just weather people!</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/permalink.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/10/08/1010/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to 10:10">Permalink</a> <br /><img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/figure_ver1.gif" alt="" /> Posted by Murray </p> </div> <hr /> <div class="post-2961 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-bitch-slapping category-blithering-idiots-of-our-time category-cheese-eating-surender-monkeys category-crapweasels category-judicial-antics" id="post-2961"> <h2><a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/04/22/cry-me-a-river/" rel="bookmark">Save an old soldier, prevent the sale of white poppies!</a></h2> <small>April 22, 2010</small><br /> <div class="entry"> <p>The <a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/3608427/White-poppy-collectors-threatened">hippies that time forgo</a>t are at it again. What they beleive, their values their agenda are more important than anyone and anything else.</p> <p>This time however they are taking money from the people who ensured they have the rights that they do. Our veterans. In spite of the overwealming condemation of their deliberate efforts to steal from our aged and valunerable vets these people are now daring to play the victim card.</p> <blockquote><p>Peace Movement Aotearoa co-ordinator Edwina Hughes said members of the white poppy campaign were verbally threatened. <strong>She refused to elaborate </strong>but said some red poppy collectors were asking to collect for the white poppy too.</p></blockquote> <p>She refused to elaborate… really, not actually having any evidence for that then I take it. Just like all those racists in the Tea Party who spit on black members of congress yet in this age of 4 out of 5 people being armed with cell phone cameras there hasn’t been one single image produced. Its almost like a pattern or something…</p> <p><a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/theo3.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="2962" data-permalink="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/04/22/cry-me-a-river/theo3/" data-orig-file="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/theo3.jpg" data-orig-size="550,420" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":""}" data-image-title="theo3" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-medium-file="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/theo3.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/theo3.jpg?w=450" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2962" title="theo3" src="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/theo3.jpg?w=450&h=343" alt="" width="450" height="343" srcset="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/theo3.jpg?w=450&h=343 450w, https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/theo3.jpg?w=150&h=115 150w, https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/theo3.jpg?w=300&h=229 300w, https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/theo3.jpg 550w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /></a>Yeah that would be it.</p> <p>For those who came late to this party ANZAC Day is the one day (half day actually) when we remeber our fallen and what our freedoms in New Zealand and Australia has cost us. The Friday before ANZAC Day is the one day each year when our RSA (Returned Servicemans Association) gets a bit of a cash injection by selling poppies for donations. Most people buy one and you will usually see politicans and public figures wearing them as a matter of course. I don’t get a new a poppy each year as I’m still using one I wore a while back, but I usually make a donation when someone crosses my path with a tray of them. As for supporting returned servicemen I do that by phoning my father on a regular basis.</p> <p>“Peace Movment Aotearoa” is a western civiliastion hating anti-soldier bunch or moralising left wing drop kicks who have decided that everyone in uniform is evil and they love “peace” and that everything wrong in the world can be fixed in a non-violent manner. Further they are the keepers of truth and light and they will teach us to be peaceful and non-violent and by Gaia they’ll fucking kick your ass if you don’t go along with them! Yes thats right they love peace so much that they will use any means to achieve it. These people are closley tied to three mean who attacked a satellite station belonging to the Goverment Communications Security Bureau causing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of damage which the taxpayer will pick the tab up for. The horror of that incident was compunded by them defending themselves in court with the argument that they believed they were saving lives because the base was spying on innocent civilians in Afghanistan for the US so that the US Army could kill them! It all makes perfect sense… if you’re stoned out of your tree. By the why <a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/3468003/Waihopai-3-walk-free">they were found not guilty</a> on the basis of their defense.</p> <p>Let us return now to the white poppies. Peace Movment Aotearoa has decided that the best day to sell their poopies is the Thursday before ANZAC Day. Thats right, the day before the RSA gets its fund raiser underway. They intend to trade on the memory of our war dead in order to raise money for their “peace scholarships” with an agenda of attacking our miklitary. They intend to do this at the expense of those very servicemen and women who in advanced age are most in need of support.</p> <p>Consequently I can only view their actions as putting the lives of our elderly veterans in jepody and any action taked to prevent them doing so could well be seen as an efffort to save lives. And i mean this in a very real and legally binding sense. See what happens when you fuck with rules, they come back and bite you in the ass. In fact I’m not advocating doing anything of the kind. Its a bloody stupid defense and should enver have been accepted. This of course wont stop the peaceniks from slectively quoting and making wildly flailing accusations of all kinds, but watch closely while I give a fuck.</p> <p>However if you happen to be on the streets of Wellingto today and one of those self validating arseholes trys to take your hard earned money from you I fully encourage you to exercise YUOR free speech. It wasn’t free to get it and it isn’t free to keep so value it. I for one will not be holding back.<em></em><em></em></p> </div> <p class="postmetadata"> <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/speech_bubble.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/04/22/cry-me-a-river/#comments">6 Comments</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/documents.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/bitch-slapping/" rel="category tag">Bitch slapping</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/blithering-idiots-of-our-time/" rel="category tag">Blithering idiots of our time.</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/cheese-eating-surender-monkeys/" rel="category tag">Cheese eating surender monkeys</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/crapweasels/" rel="category tag">Crapweasels</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/judicial-antics/" rel="category tag">Judicial Antics</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/permalink.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/04/22/cry-me-a-river/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Save an old soldier, prevent the sale of white poppies!">Permalink</a> <br /><img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/figure_ver1.gif" alt="" /> Posted by Murray </p> </div> <hr /> <div class="post-2914 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-bitch-slapping category-blithering-idiots-of-our-time category-fuckpigs category-kiwi-stuff category-pricks category-scum" id="post-2914"> <h2><a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/03/27/people-of-norway-your-attention-please/" rel="bookmark">People of Norway your attention please.</a></h2> <small>March 27, 2010</small><br /> <div class="entry"> <p>Watch the following video.</p> <p>Do you know the people in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J72WPGQTH4&feature=youtube_gdata">this video?</a> If so please drop me a line with their details. A few of us would like to have a little chat with them. In fact I challenge them to be interviewed for Shire Network News to offer an explanation as to why they thought <a href="http://www.3news.co.nz/Norwegian-tourists-kill-endangered-Kiwi-wildlife/tabid/1160/articleID/148338/Default.aspx">roaming the New Zealand country side blowing away anything that moved</a> without any form of licence would be a particularly clever wheeze.</p> <p>In particular we would like to discuss why they felt it good sport to blow the fuck out of a protected endangered bird sitting on a branch 15 feet from them. The penalty for this a $100,000 fine by the way as well as 6 months in jail.</p> <p>Further their thoughts on how they feel about having many Norwegian tourists an endangered species in this country because they are not flavour of the month I can assure you. I realise that you think New Zealand is a small and irrelevant country, and largely you wouldn’t be entirely wrong. However I recommend you a few other European nations as to what happen when you piss us off. Particularly Germany and Italy because we fucked a few of them relay good. The French who thought they could blow up a ship in one of our harbours found out our police are little more efficient than they estimated. Even if our fat socialist PM had the spine of a jellyfish. You could go chat to the former members of the Malaysian Communist groups if you can find any. Try the VC of D445 who acquired a very strong dislike for tangling with ANZACs. You could go and chat with the Arabs of a little village in Egypt who liked to rob the graves of kiwi soldiers… cept I suspect they don’t have many descendants. There’s more than a couple members of the Taliban who could give you some stories too.</p> <p>Bottom line is we can get VERY pissy when the mood takes. The mood has taken us. Everyone from gang members to actual hunters are now looking sideways at anyone with an accent they can’t positively identify as being not Norwegian.</p> <p>Unfortunately this incident is in fact the limit of most New Zealanders knowledge of Norway and the Norwegian people. If you are Norwegian and are not comfortable then by all means do what you can to give these guys up and have them face the consequences of their actions. Till then I’m afraid you probably shouldn’t come any further south than Tasmania.</p> <p>I’d be a bet careful about letting any of us into your country either because we’ve been known to be hard on the furniture when we decide to party hard.</p> <p>A list of names, addresses, phone numbers, employers details and registrations number is all we ask.</p> <p>UPDATE: This brains trust of cowboy gunmen is now <a href="http://www.3news.co.nz/Norwegian-hunters-may-face-charges-back-home/tabid/417/articleID/148438/Default.aspx">on the run </a>in their Native Norway.</p> <blockquote><p>But Norway’s environmental prosecutor can also lay charges there for hunting protected wildlife – charges that carry up to six years in prison.</p> <p>“He has said it’s 100 percent unacceptable and the Norwegians are acting like they’re on a vacation or holiday cruise or something and he has been very negative towards it,” Mr Kleivan says.</p> <p>One of the men, who wouldn’t give his name, told a Norwegian newspaper they had done nothing wrong.</p> <p>“It’s true that we had five men on a hunting and fishing trip for a few weeks before Christmas in New Zealand, but this commotion, I feel nothing, we have not done anything illegal,” he said.</p></blockquote> <p>Well actually we don’t really give a crap about your rich boy sense of entitlement. You have broken the law, you’ve also endangered human life with your poor weapons handling “skills”, so suck it up and turn yourselves in. Yes they are not only want to claim they’ve done nothing wrong but they are tryi9ng to evade taking the oportunity to explain themselve. Evidently not as confident of their innocence as they claim. They’ve pulled their vids – too late, been seen and copied – they’ve pulled their facebook pages and they’ve suddenly gotten very shy about giving their names.</p> <p>Give it some thought braincells, you all flew together didn’t you. A database first name match up means that the cops in your own country already know who you are and when you live. So manup tough guys and walk into the local sherriffs office and hope he’ll stand between you and the lynch mob.</p> <p>Note to the people of Noway: Don’t appologise for being Norwegian or for what these guys did, simply hold them accountable. I believe in individual responsibilty, not collective guilt.</p> <p style="text-align:center;"><a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/not-hunters.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="2918" data-permalink="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/03/27/people-of-norway-your-attention-please/not-hunters/" data-orig-file="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/not-hunters.jpg" data-orig-size="302,202" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":""}" data-image-title="not hunters" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-medium-file="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/not-hunters.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/not-hunters.jpg?w=302" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2918" title="not hunters" src="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/not-hunters.jpg?w=450" alt="" srcset="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/not-hunters.jpg 302w, https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/not-hunters.jpg?w=150&h=100 150w" sizes="(max-width: 302px) 100vw, 302px" /></a><br /> Not so much fun being the hunted is it.</p> </div> <p class="postmetadata"> <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/speech_bubble.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/03/27/people-of-norway-your-attention-please/#comments">7 Comments</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/documents.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/bitch-slapping/" rel="category tag">Bitch slapping</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/blithering-idiots-of-our-time/" rel="category tag">Blithering idiots of our time.</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/fuckpigs/" rel="category tag">Fuckpigs</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/kiwi-stuff/" rel="category tag">Kiwi Stuff</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/pricks/" rel="category tag">Pricks.</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/scum/" rel="category tag">Scum</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/permalink.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/03/27/people-of-norway-your-attention-please/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to People of Norway your attention please.">Permalink</a> <br /><img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/figure_ver1.gif" alt="" /> Posted by Murray </p> </div> <hr /> <div class="post-2766 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-bitch-slapping category-blithering-idiots-of-our-time category-new-zealand-politics" id="post-2766"> <h2><a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/02/12/tau-the-muss-gets-bitchslapped/" rel="bookmark">Tau the Muss gets bitchslapped.</a></h2> <small>February 12, 2010</small><br /> <div class="entry"> <p><a href="http://asianinvasion2006.blogspot.com/2010/02/mp-facebook-dork-of-week.html">Cook her some fucking eggs Tau!</a></p> <p>Kates right though, MP’s shouldn’t be allowed to use facebook without their staff helping them. It can lead to us getting the right impression of them.</p> <blockquote><p><em>I do not respect you because you are an idiot. It has absolutely nothing to do with your race. If you were the same race as I am and stupid I would be even harder on you. So count yourself lucky.</em></p></blockquote> </div> <p class="postmetadata"> <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/speech_bubble.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/02/12/tau-the-muss-gets-bitchslapped/#respond">Leave a Comment »</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/documents.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/bitch-slapping/" rel="category tag">Bitch slapping</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/blithering-idiots-of-our-time/" rel="category tag">Blithering idiots of our time.</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/new-zealand-politics/" rel="category tag">New Zealand Politics</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/permalink.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/02/12/tau-the-muss-gets-bitchslapped/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Tau the Muss gets bitchslapped.">Permalink</a> <br /><img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/figure_ver1.gif" alt="" /> Posted by Murray </p> </div> <hr /> <div class="post-2668 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-bitch-slapping category-crapweasels category-pricks" id="post-2668"> <h2><a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/01/15/leftist-propaganda-hacks-in-full-swing-over-john-stewart-interview/" rel="bookmark">Leftist propaganda hacks in full swing over John Stewart interview</a></h2> <small>January 15, 2010</small><br /> <div class="entry"> <p>John Stewart interviewed John Yoo (the author of the Bush admin torture memos) and according to <a href="http://www.prospect.org/csnc/blogs/tapped_archive?month=01&year=2010&base_name=when_jon_stewart_fails">Adam Sewer at Tapped</a>, Stewart made Yoo “look entirely reasonable”. Lost on Sewer (the irony of that last name is delicious), is the fact that outside of his liberal martini party meetings, Mr. Yoo is entirely reasonable. In his attack on Stewart, Sewer proceeds to link to numerous left wing media sites as proof that John Yoo is evil and everything that Stewart did was wrong. </p> <p>For example:</p> <blockquote><p>Stewart allowed Yoo to claim that Abu Zubayda was the “number 3 in al-Qaeda,” a claim which is factually untrue.</p></blockquote> <p>The word “untrue” has <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/15/AR2009061503045.html">this link</a> from the liberal Washington Post. </p> <blockquote><p>An al-Qaeda associate captured by the CIA and subjected to harsh interrogation techniques said his jailers later told him they had mistakenly thought he was the No. 3 man in the organization’s hierarchy and a partner of Osama bin Laden, according to newly released excerpts from a 2007 hearing.</p> <p>“They told me, ‘Sorry, we discover that you are not Number 3, not a partner, not even a fighter,’ ” said Abu Zubaida, speaking in broken English, according to the new transcript of a Combatant Status Review Tribunal held at the U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.</p></blockquote> <p>The authors are using a terrorist’s self serving quote as proof that the CIA was mistaken. In a court of law and public opinion, using the terrorist’s own statement of his innocence doesn’t pass the smell test. </p> <p>Every other link Sewer provided is full of the same left wing trickeries. If they would bother to poke their heads out of the left wing echo chamber every now and then, perhaps reality might look a little more clear. </p> <p>H/T <a href="http://conservativeshemale.wordpress.com/2010/01/13/jon-stewart-fails/#comment-600">A Conservative Shemale</a></p> </div> <p class="postmetadata"> <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/speech_bubble.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/01/15/leftist-propaganda-hacks-in-full-swing-over-john-stewart-interview/#comments">5 Comments</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/documents.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/bitch-slapping/" rel="category tag">Bitch slapping</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/crapweasels/" rel="category tag">Crapweasels</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/pricks/" rel="category tag">Pricks.</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/permalink.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/01/15/leftist-propaganda-hacks-in-full-swing-over-john-stewart-interview/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Leftist propaganda hacks in full swing over John Stewart interview">Permalink</a> <br /><img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/figure_ver1.gif" alt="" /> Posted by majorscarlet </p> </div> <hr /> <div class="post-2652 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-bitch-slapping" id="post-2652"> <h2><a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/01/14/liberal-is-as-liberal-does/" rel="bookmark">Liberal is as liberal does</a></h2> <small>January 14, 2010</small><br /> <div class="entry"> <p>The author of <a href="http://fabiusmaximus.wordpress.com/">this website</a> refuses to admit he is a liberal. He also refuses to admit he has an anti-war, anti-american agenda. Feel free to browse <a href="http://fabiusmaximus.wordpress.com/2010/01/11/news-38/#more-12306">the links</a> he provides and ask yourself “why would someone that isn’t a liberal with an agenda post this stuff?”. If your answer is “they wouldn’t” you are already a step or two ahead of the cock sucker that runs this site.</p> <p></p> </div> <p class="postmetadata"> <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/speech_bubble.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/01/14/liberal-is-as-liberal-does/#comments">9 Comments</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/documents.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/bitch-slapping/" rel="category tag">Bitch slapping</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/permalink.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/01/14/liberal-is-as-liberal-does/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Liberal is as liberal does">Permalink</a> <br /><img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/figure_ver1.gif" alt="" /> Posted by majorscarlet </p> </div> <hr /> <div class="post-2585 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-anti-semetism-watch category-bitch-slapping category-blithering-idiots-of-our-time" id="post-2585"> <h2><a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/congratulations-to-shahar-peer/" rel="bookmark">Congratulations to Shahar Peer.</a></h2> <small>January 7, 2010</small><br /> <div class="entry"> <p>A win on centre court today at the <a href="http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12110_5835394,00.html">WTA tournament in Auckland.</a></p> <p>Unfortunately some of her personal cheering section were arrested for “excessive enthusiasm”. Rumor has it that given that they keep showing up and she keeps winning that shes going to ask them to tour with her.</p> <p>I suspect the dried has-been John Minto lacks a grasp of Israeli fortitude. You keep calling it anti-Zionism minto but we’ll call it what it is, anti-Semitism.</p> <p>And here’s your quote of the week: “They’re doing what they want. Everyone can do whatever they want, as long as I’m winning I don’t care.”</p> </div> <p class="postmetadata"> <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/speech_bubble.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/congratulations-to-shahar-peer/#comments">4 Comments</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/documents.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/anti-semetism-watch/" rel="category tag">Anti-Semetism watch</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/bitch-slapping/" rel="category tag">Bitch slapping</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/blithering-idiots-of-our-time/" rel="category tag">Blithering idiots of our time.</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/permalink.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/congratulations-to-shahar-peer/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Congratulations to Shahar Peer.">Permalink</a> <br /><img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/figure_ver1.gif" alt="" /> Posted by Murray </p> </div> <hr /> <div class="post-2403 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-american-politics category-anti-semetism-watch category-bitch-slapping category-pc-mental-gymnastics category-pricks" id="post-2403"> <h2><a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2009/09/24/bitchslap/" rel="bookmark">BITCHSLAP!</a></h2> <small>September 24, 2009</small><br /> <div class="entry"> <p><a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/racist.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="2402" data-permalink="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2009/09/24/bitchslap/racist/" data-orig-file="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/racist.jpg" data-orig-size="320,237" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":""}" data-image-title="racist" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-medium-file="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/racist.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/racist.jpg?w=320" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2402" title="racist" src="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/racist.jpg?w=450" alt="racist" srcset="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/racist.jpg 320w, https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/racist.jpg?w=150&h=111 150w, https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/racist.jpg?w=300&h=222 300w" sizes="(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px" /></a></p> <p>Actually to be fair Jimmah isn’t an anti-Semite just when he’s critical of Israel, he’s a 24 hour a day anti-Semite.</p> </div> <p class="postmetadata"> <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/speech_bubble.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2009/09/24/bitchslap/#comments">1 Comment</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/documents.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/american-politics/" rel="category tag">American politics</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/anti-semetism-watch/" rel="category tag">Anti-Semetism watch</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/bitch-slapping/" rel="category tag">Bitch slapping</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/pc-mental-gymnastics/" rel="category tag">PC mental gymnastics</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/pricks/" rel="category tag">Pricks.</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/permalink.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2009/09/24/bitchslap/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to BITCHSLAP!">Permalink</a> <br /><img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/figure_ver1.gif" alt="" /> Posted by Murray </p> </div> <hr /> <div class="post-881 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-bitch-slapping category-blithering-idiots-of-our-time category-media-manipulations" id="post-881"> <h2><a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2007/08/20/another-proud-kiwi-moment/" rel="bookmark">Another proud kiwi moment.</a></h2> <small>August 20, 2007</small><br /> <div class="entry"> <p>As Helen Clark continues her <a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/4171121a11.html">hissy fit and infantile tantrum</a> with a side order of toy throwing…</p> <blockquote><p>Prime Minister Helen Clark today took a retaliatory swipe at Australian Foreign Minister Alexander Downer over the troops’ flights row by bringing up his attendance at a National Party conference.</p> <p>Miss Clark was asked by media this morning about Mr Downer speaking to New Zealand’s High Commissioner in Canberra last week over the Air New Zealand foreign policy blue.</p> <p>The New Zealand Government reacted angrily last week to being kept in the dark by the airline and Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Trade (Mfat) officials over the national carrier ferrying Australian troops from Darwin to Kuwait when some of them went on to Iraq.</p></blockquote> <p>The Australians have solved our problems for us by simply insitiuting their own policy of treating Air New Zealand like fresh dog shit on a hot day. They wouldn’t use Air NZ to fly plastic vomit out of Hong Kong.</p> <p>Helen Clarks mouth just cost this country $18,000,000. Just peanuts on what shes managed in the past, ask Telecom.</p> <p>Once again Helen Clarks drive for a headline has cost a New Zealand company business. Nice work mouthy. This from a PM how has more than once shot her mouth off about other peoples policies to the point where she has had to appologise and anyone familier with Clarkzilla knows what THAT takes.</p> <p>Bottom line is that Air NZ DID advise the government, through the correct channels. the Ministry of Foriegn Affairs and Trade. You’ll note the clever word use by the media of claiming that “MFaT AND Air NZ” had failed to advise the government. A Minsitry IS the government. If they don’t bother to tell the minister or more likely he couldn’t take time out for his busy bauble chasing to read his bloody mail its not the airlines fault. Air NZ transports, – sorry, used to transport – Australian troops all over the place. We have put combat troops into Iraq (enginners are one teeth arms, ask them) so Air NZ had no reason to expect this incredible faux shock horror spittle fest from the ugly one.</p> <p>Its bloody rich for her to be telling the Australian Foriegn Affairs Minister that he should keep his mouth shut about Australias foriegn affairs you’d think. Why don’t you tell American voters who to vote for again Helen because THAT worked out so well last time.</p> <p>For people outside New Zealand this is what we call a Labour Party “Charm Offensive” just out of interest.</p> <p>Anyone wondering why every week six hundred kiwis decide to become Aussies in fact if not in name?</p> </div> <p class="postmetadata"> <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/speech_bubble.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/2007/08/20/another-proud-kiwi-moment/#respond">Leave a Comment »</a> | <img src="https://s2.wp.com/wp-content/themes/pub/contempt/images/blog/documents.gif" alt="" /> <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/bitch-slapping/" rel="category tag">Bitch slapping</a>, <a href="https://hittingmetalwithahammer.wordpress.com/category/blithering-idiots-of-our-time/" rel="category tag">Blithering idiots of our time.</a>, <a 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