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datetime="2024-12-12 07:00:00">December 12, 2024</time> </dd> </dl> </div> </article> <article class="content-card "> <a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_44727_an-snl-producer-suggested-that-future-generations-will-study-cast-members-ptsd.html" class=thumb title="An ‘SNL’ Producer Suggested That Future Generations Will Study Cast Members’ PTSD"> <picture class=lozad data-iesrc="https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/7/8/1203278_800x450.jpg" data-alt="An ‘SNL’ Producer Suggested That Future Generations Will Study Cast Members’ PTSD"> <source srcset="https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/7/8/1203278_320x180.jpg"> </picture> </a> <div class=meta> <label class=label>Movies &amp; TV</label> <h2 class=title><a href="https://www.cracked.com/article_44727_an-snl-producer-suggested-that-future-generations-will-study-cast-members-ptsd.html" title="An+%E2%80%98SNL%E2%80%99+Producer+Suggested+That+Future+Generations+Will+Study+Cast+Members%E2%80%99+PTSD">An ‘SNL’ Producer 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