Stephan Pastis – Audio Books, Best Sellers, Author Bio

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<div class="bc-expander-content"> <span class="bc-text bc-size-base bc-text-secondary bc-color-secondary" >Stephan Pastis took an unusual route to becoming a number-one best-selling comics creator: he went to law school. It's not that he didn't want to become a cartoonist - as a child growing up in the Los Angeles suburb of San Marino, he spent many happy hours off by himself drawing. He was routinely called on to create cartoons for his school newspapers. But by the time he graduated from the University of California at Berkeley with a degree in political science, Pastis - a completely self-taught artist - felt it unlikely that his cartoons would ever be syndicated. So he found himself sitting in class at UCLA Law School, hopelessly bored, sketching the character Rat (who would later become a mainstay of all his future comic strips). Creative inspiration followed him through graduation in 1993 to his first law firm job in San Francisco, where by 1996 he finally started submitting his comics to syndicates. Persisting through an initial spate of rejections, Stephan Pastis created his signature strip Pearls Before Swine, chronicling his worldview through the misadventures of arrogant Rat, dumb-but-sweet Pig, philosophical Goat, along with a brood of other anthropomorphized animals and many, many puns. The strip was eventually syndicated in 1999 and can now be read in over 800 newspapers, dozens of book collections, and on GoComics.com. Several of the collections have appeared on The New York Times Best Sellers list. In 2013, inspired to break out of the box of a daily comic strip, Pastis took on the new challenge of becoming a children's author, penning the first book in a projected middle grade series called Timmy Failure, about an inept kid detective and his sidekick polar bear. Fail it did not; receiving stellar reviews and becoming an instant New York Times and National Indie bestseller. Now published in nearly 40 languages worldwide, Pastis' defective detective has become a breakout children's book character. https://www.facebook.com/PearlsComic https://twitter.com/stephanpastis https://www.instagram.com/stephanpastis</span> </div> <a class="bc-link bc-expander-toggle bc-color-base" tabindex="0" role='button' > <span class="bc-expander-show-when-collapsed"> Read more <i style="vertical-align: middle" aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-caret-down-s2 bc-icon-caret-down bc-icon-size-s2 bc-color-base" > </i> </span> <span class="bc-expander-show-when-expanded"> Read less <i style="vertical-align: middle" aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-caret-up-s2 bc-icon-caret-up bc-icon-size-s2 bc-color-base" > </i> </span> </a> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="center-2" class="slot centerSlot"> <style> .dlp-hero{position:relative;min-width:1020px}.dlp-hero 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> </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 24 </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> Story </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-8"> <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-mini"></span> 24 </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> <p class="bc-text bc-spacing-small bc-spacing-top-none bc-size-small bc-color-base"> <p>Timmy Failure is not just any detective - he is the greatest detective in his town, perhaps the nation. He is so famous that there have been seven books written about his life. Plus a movie.... </p> </p> <div class="bc-divider bc-spacing-small bc-divider-secondary"> </div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-spacing-micro" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-size-base bc-text-bold bc-text-quote" > SOOOOOO FUN. </h2> </li> <li class="bc-list-item bc-size-mini bc-color-secondary" > By <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" >Anonymous User</span> on 12-02-20 </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-col-12"> <div data-trigger="sample-player-1980098085" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-inline bc-trigger-playerbutton"> <span id="sample-player-1980098085" class="bc-button bc-button-secondary bc-button-player bc-button-audio-has-countdown bc-button-small"> <button class="bc-button-text" data-mp3="https://samples.audible.com/bk/reco/014580/bk_reco_014580_sample.mp3" sample-asin="1980098085" sample-ajax-token="gg7sywG880R/1TMCl39LmoZzdlx1JFY8bvHRHx0AAAABAAAAAGdbROdyYXcAAAAAFVfwRGgNifE9xfqJS///" sample-content-source="SearchResults" aria-label="Play Sample for Timmy Failure" data-play-label="Play Sample for Timmy Failure" data-pause-label="Pause Sample for Timmy Failure" data-load-label="Loading Sample for Timmy Failure" type="button" tabindex="0"> <span class="bc-text bc-button-text-inner bc-size-action-small" > <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-pause-s2 bc-button-player-icon-pause bc-button-player-icon bc-hidden bc-icon-pause bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-play-s2 bc-button-player-icon-play bc-button-player-icon bc-icon-play bc-color-base" > </i> <span class="bc-text bc-button-player-label-play" > Sample </span> <span class="bc-text bc-button-audio-countdown-text bc-hidden" ></span> <img id="" class="bc-button-loading-state bc-hidden bc-button-player-image bc-button-player-loading-small js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/G/01/audibleweb/brickcity/1.0/player/spinner/spinner-black._V533714622_.svg" style="vertical-align: middle" role='status' /> </span> </button> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-7"> <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-12"> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item" > <h3 class="bc-heading bc-color-link bc-pub-break-word bc-size-medium" > <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/pd/Timmy-Failure-Audiobook/1980098085?ref_pageloadid=d53raviaaSr9MTfc&pf_rd_p=f3abc0ee-320d-4c19-8388-fcd3a8e6c3a4&pf_rd_r=77EVMJSBD912JE7RRAYC&plink=OKWyQwb1GZVIRzcN&pageLoadId=kVoJWMA9zfOZ7s7g&creativeId=73c32a9a-e504-4597-bb87-c30c58fc0204&ref=a_author_St_c19_lProduct_1_3">Timmy Failure</a> </h3> </li> <li class="bc-list-item subtitle" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-base bc-color-secondary" >Zero to Hero</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item authorLabel" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-small bc-color-secondary" > By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Stephan-Pastis/B001IGQXRO?ref_pageloadid=d53raviaaSr9MTfc&pf_rd_p=f3abc0ee-320d-4c19-8388-fcd3a8e6c3a4&pf_rd_r=77EVMJSBD912JE7RRAYC&plink=OKWyQwb1GZVIRzcN&pageLoadId=kVoJWMA9zfOZ7s7g&creativeId=73c32a9a-e504-4597-bb87-c30c58fc0204&ref=a_author_St_c19_lAuthor_1_3_1">Stephan Pastis</a> </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item narratorLabel" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-small bc-color-secondary" > Narrated by: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/search?searchNarrator=Jared+Goldsmith&ref_pageloadid=d53raviaaSr9MTfc&pf_rd_p=f3abc0ee-320d-4c19-8388-fcd3a8e6c3a4&pf_rd_r=77EVMJSBD912JE7RRAYC&plink=OKWyQwb1GZVIRzcN&pageLoadId=kVoJWMA9zfOZ7s7g&creativeId=73c32a9a-e504-4597-bb87-c30c58fc0204&ref=a_author_St_c19_lNarrator_1_3_1">Jared Goldsmith</a>, <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/search?searchNarrator=Landon+Woodson&ref_pageloadid=d53raviaaSr9MTfc&pf_rd_p=f3abc0ee-320d-4c19-8388-fcd3a8e6c3a4&pf_rd_r=77EVMJSBD912JE7RRAYC&plink=OKWyQwb1GZVIRzcN&pageLoadId=kVoJWMA9zfOZ7s7g&creativeId=73c32a9a-e504-4597-bb87-c30c58fc0204&ref=a_author_St_c19_lNarrator_1_3_2">Landon Woodson</a> </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item runtimeLabel" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-small bc-color-secondary" >Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item releaseDateLabel" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-small bc-color-secondary" >Release date: 07-15-20 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item languageLabel" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-small bc-color-secondary" >Language: English </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item ratingsLabel" > <div class="bc-review-stars"> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s2 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-small bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s2 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-small bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-text bc-size-small bc-color-secondary" >35 ratings</span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item mostPopularLabel" > </li> <li class="bc-list-item trendingLabel" > </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-3"> <div id="adbl-buy-box-area" class="bc-section bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none bc-padding-none bc-padding-top-none adblBuyBoxArea" style="" > <div id="adbl-callto-action-container" class="bc-section bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none 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bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Failed to add items </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-cart-error-alert-2" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxCartErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Add to Cart failed. </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again later</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-add-to-wishlist-error-alert-2" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxAddToWishlistErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Add to Wish List failed. </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again later</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-remove-from-wishlist-error-alert-2" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxRemoveFromWishlistErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Remove from wishlist failed. </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again later</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-discovery-aycl-error-alert-2" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxAddToLibraryErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error 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href="/pd/Timmy-Failure-Now-Look-What-Youve-Done-Audiobook/B00HFW9M1O?ref_pageloadid=d53raviaaSr9MTfc&pf_rd_p=f3abc0ee-320d-4c19-8388-fcd3a8e6c3a4&pf_rd_r=77EVMJSBD912JE7RRAYC&plink=OKWyQwb1GZVIRzcN&pageLoadId=kVoJWMA9zfOZ7s7g&creativeId=73c32a9a-e504-4597-bb87-c30c58fc0204&ref=a_author_St_c19_lProduct_1_5">Timmy Failure: Now Look What You've Done!</a> </h3> </li> <li class="bc-list-item authorLabel" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-small bc-color-secondary" > By: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/author/Stephan-Pastis/B001IGQXRO?ref_pageloadid=d53raviaaSr9MTfc&pf_rd_p=f3abc0ee-320d-4c19-8388-fcd3a8e6c3a4&pf_rd_r=77EVMJSBD912JE7RRAYC&plink=OKWyQwb1GZVIRzcN&pageLoadId=kVoJWMA9zfOZ7s7g&creativeId=73c32a9a-e504-4597-bb87-c30c58fc0204&ref=a_author_St_c19_lAuthor_1_5_1">Stephan Pastis</a> </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item narratorLabel" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-small bc-color-secondary" > Narrated by: <a class="bc-link bc-color-link" tabindex="0" 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bc-spacing-top-none bc-padding-none bc-padding-top-none adblCalltoActionContainer" style="" > <div id="adbl-buy-box-container" class="bc-row-responsive adblBuyBoxContainer bc-spacing-top-small bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div id=adbl-buy-box class="bc-col-responsive adblBuyBox bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none bc-col-12"> <div id="adbl-common-buybox-11" class="bc-box bc-box-padding-none adblCommonBuyBox bc-text-left" > <div id="adbl-buybox-area-11" class="bc-section bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none" style="" > <div id="adbl-buy-box-ajax-error-11" class="bc-section bc-spacing-mini bc-padding-none bc-padding-top-none adblBuyBoxAjaxError bc-hidden" style="" > <div id="adbl-buy-box-cart-capacity-exceeded-error-alert-11" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxCartCapacityExceededErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Failed to add items </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-cart-error-alert-11" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxCartErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Add to Cart failed. </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again later</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-add-to-wishlist-error-alert-11" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxAddToWishlistErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Add to Wish List failed. </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again later</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-remove-from-wishlist-error-alert-11" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxRemoveFromWishlistErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Remove from wishlist failed. </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again later</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-discovery-aycl-error-alert-11" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxAddToLibraryErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Adding to library failed </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-follow-podcast-error-alert-11" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxFollowPodcastErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Follow podcast failed </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-unfollow-podcast-error-alert-11" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxUnfollowPodcastErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Unfollow podcast failed </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="" class="bc-row bc-spacing-top-none" style=""> <div id="adbl-buy-box-price-11" class="bc-section bc-spacing-none adblBuyBoxPrice" style="" > <p id="buybox-regular-price-11" class="bc-text buybox-regular-price bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left"> <span class="bc-text bc-size-base bc-color-base" >Regular price: </span> <span class="bc-text bc-size-base bc-color-base" > $5.36 </span> <span class="bc-text adblBuyBoxCreditCost bc-hidden bc-color-base" id="adbl_buybox_credit_cost" > or 1 credit </span> </p> <p id="buybox-member-price-11" class="bc-text buybox-member-price bc-hidden bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none bc-text-left"> <span class="bc-text bc-size-base bc-color-base" >Sale price:</span> <span class="bc-text bc-size-base bc-color-price" >$5.36</span> <span class="bc-text adblBuyBoxCreditCost bc-hidden bc-color-base" id="adbl_buybox_credit_cost" > or 1 credit </span> </p> </div>  </div> <div id="" class="bc-row bc-spacing-top-micro" style=""> <span class="bc-button bc-button-primary bc-spacing-top-mini bc-button-small"> <a class="bc-button-text" href="/pd/Timmy-Failure-The-Cat-Stole-My-Pants-Audiobook/B073SD9CKT?ref_pageloadid=d53raviaaSr9MTfc&pf_rd_p=f3abc0ee-320d-4c19-8388-fcd3a8e6c3a4&pf_rd_r=77EVMJSBD912JE7RRAYC&plink=OKWyQwb1GZVIRzcN&pageLoadId=kVoJWMA9zfOZ7s7g&creativeId=73c32a9a-e504-4597-bb87-c30c58fc0204&ref=a_author_St_c19_a_list_product-0" tabindex="0" role="button"> <span class="bc-text bc-button-text-inner bc-size-action-small" > Try for $0.00 </span> </a> </span>   </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-spacing-base bc-spacing-top-base bc-col-12"> <div class="bc-divider"> </div> </div> </div> </li> </ul> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="center-20" class="slot centerSlot"> </div> <div id="center-21" class="slot centerSlot"> </div> <div id="center-22" class="slot centerSlot"> <div 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