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border-radius: 10px; -moz-border-radius: 10px; -webkit-border-radius: 10px; -khtml-border-radius: 10px; -icab-border-radius: 10px; -o-border-radius: 10px;;" align="center"> <b>Episode Information</b> <table align="center" style="background: #FFFDF0; width: 100%; border-radius: 10px; -moz-border-radius: 10px; -webkit-border-radius: 10px; -khtml-border-radius: 10px; -icab-border-radius: 10px; -o-border-radius: 10px;"> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px"> Episode number: </th> <td> 367 </td></tr> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px" style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> Season number: </th> <td style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> <a href="/wiki/Season_17" title="Season 17">S17</a> E11 </td></tr> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px" style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> Production code: </th> <td style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> HABF04 </td></tr> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px" style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> Original airdate: </th> <td style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> January 29, <a href="/wiki/2006" title="2006">2006</a> </td></tr> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px" style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> <a href="/wiki/List_of_chalkboard_gags" title="List of chalkboard gags">Chalkboard gag</a>: </th> <td style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> The Teacher Was Not Dumped - It Was Mutual </td></tr> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px" style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> <a href="/wiki/List_of_couch_gags" title="List of couch gags">Couch gag</a>: </th> <td style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> A parody of the opening of Bonanza. A map of Springfield is on-screen; a hole is burnt through it and the family ride from the distance on horseback. </td></tr> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px" style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> <a href="/wiki/List_of_showrunners" title="List of showrunners">Showrunner</a>: </th> <td style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> <a href="/wiki/Al_Jean" title="Al Jean">Al Jean</a> </td></tr> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px" style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> Written by: </th> <td style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> <a href="/wiki/Kevin_Curran" title="Kevin Curran">Kevin Curran</a> </td></tr> <tr> <th align="right" width="80px" style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> Directed by: </th> <td style="border-top: 1px solid #aaa;"> <a href="/wiki/Nancy_Kruse" title="Nancy Kruse">Nancy Kruse</a> </td></tr> </table> </td></tr></table> <p><br /> "<b>We're on the Road to D'ohwhere</b>" is the eleventh episode of <a href="/wiki/Season_17" title="Season 17">season 17</a> of <i><a href="/wiki/The_Simpsons" title="The Simpsons">The Simpsons</a></i> and the three-hundred and sixty-seventh episode overall. It originally aired on January 29, <a href="/wiki/2006" title="2006">2006</a>. The episode was written by <a href="/wiki/Kevin_Curran" title="Kevin Curran">Kevin Curran</a> and directed by <a href="/wiki/Nancy_Kruse" title="Nancy Kruse">Nancy Kruse</a>. </p> <h2><span class="mw-headline" id="Synopsis">Synopsis</span><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=We%27re_on_the_Road_to_D%27ohwhere&action=edit&section=1" title="Edit section: Synopsis">edit</a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></h2> <dl><dd><span>"<i>When <a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a> is on his way to <a href="/wiki/Vegas" class="mw-redirect" title="Vegas">Vegas</a> to meet up with his friends, he has to make a detour to take <a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a> to an education camp. Meanwhile, <a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a> has discovered a surprising source of income.</i>"</span></dd></dl> <p><br /> </p> <h2><span class="mw-headline" id="Plot">Plot</span><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=We%27re_on_the_Road_to_D%27ohwhere&action=edit&section=2" title="Edit section: Plot">edit</a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></h2> <p>When Bart finds the Principal Skinner's key to the steam tunnels while Skinner admires his new car, <a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a> and <a href="/wiki/Milhouse" class="mw-redirect" title="Milhouse">Milhouse</a> fool around in the tunnels and trigger a massive escape of steam that first explodes the school heaters, rots the band's instruments, and causes frogs for dissection to come alive and attack the students, along with rotting the whole school. Skinner proposes that Bart be sent to <a href="/wiki/Upward_Bound" title="Upward Bound">Upward Bound</a> behavioral modification camp. </p><p>Meanwhile, Moe announces that all of his frequent barflies will be going to <a href="/wiki/Las_Vegas" title="Las Vegas">Las Vegas</a>, courtesy of him. Homer takes Bart to the airport to send him to the camp in northwest Oregon (preferably flying to Portland). But then he discovers that Bart is on the no-flight list and needs to be driven to the camp, thus excluding him from Moe's Vegas trip. After driving to a roadside diner, Bart escapes, and Homer nearly drives off a cliff. Meanwhile, <a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a> and <a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a> have a yard sale. It is a total flop until <a href="/wiki/Otto" class="mw-redirect" title="Otto">Otto</a> discovers that Marge is also selling the family's expired prescription drugs. Marge makes lots of money selling prescription drugs; Chief Wiggum arrests her and puts her in jail. </p><p>Homer gets Bart to the camp, but, after a moral dilemma, he decides to pick up Bart-who would've been sent home anyway due to Homer's bad credit card- and takes Bart to Vegas with him. The episode ends with Lisa receiving phone messages from both her parents, asking for bail money, with Homer revealing that while in Vegas, he and Bart got into a fight with a pit boss and are both now in the Nevada State Prison. She sighs, telling <a href="/wiki/Maggie" class="mw-redirect" title="Maggie">Maggie</a> sadly that they day she knew would come has arrived and that she will look for a job tomorrow. She turns off the light, leaving Maggie in the kitchen in her high chair; the last sound heard is Maggie sucking on her pacifier. </p> <h2><span class="mw-headline" id="Production">Production</span><span class="mw-editsection"><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">[</span><a href="/w/index.php?title=We%27re_on_the_Road_to_D%27ohwhere&action=edit&section=3" title="Edit section: Production">edit</a><span class="mw-editsection-bracket">]</span></span></h2> <ul class="gallery mw-gallery-traditional"> <li class="gallerybox" style="width: 155px"><div style="width: 155px"> <div class="thumb" style="width: 150px;"><div style="margin:32.5px auto;"><a href="/wiki/File:HABF04_Script.jpg" class="image"><img alt="HABF04 Script.jpg" src="https://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/thumb/8/8a/HABF04_Script.jpg/120px-HABF04_Script.jpg" width="120" height="85" srcset="https://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/thumb/8/8a/HABF04_Script.jpg/180px-HABF04_Script.jpg 1.5x, https://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/thumb/8/8a/HABF04_Script.jpg/240px-HABF04_Script.jpg 2x" /></a></div></div> <div class="gallerytext"> </div> </div></li> </ul> <p><br /> </p> <table align="right" width="25%" style="background: #f0e3a2; 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