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Or so nerdy.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/56203650359504896"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Fri Apr 08 03:56:09 +0000 2011'}">about 1 hour ago</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_56201119952670721"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">Hey NYCers, @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JeannieGaffigan" rel="nofollow">JeannieGaffigan</a> saw @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/Tomshillue" rel="nofollow">Tomshillue</a> in Supernormal @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/PS122" rel="nofollow">PS122</a>. She loved it. He is genius. Go!</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/56201119952670721"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Fri Apr 08 03:46:05 +0000 2011'}">about 1 hour ago</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_56106982792364032"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">Asked my 6 year old if she's been working on her listening. No answer.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/56106982792364032"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Apr 07 21:32:01 +0000 2011'}">about 7 hours ago</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_56080567598465024"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">Sorry I got nothing. Check out my upcoming tour dates (new hour + oldies) if you want <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://tinyurl.com/6lnykv" class="tweet-url web" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/6lnykv</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/56080567598465024"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Apr 07 19:47:03 +0000 2011'}">about 9 hours ago</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_55646108294189056"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">A government shut down would worry me if I thought they were actually ever open.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/55646108294189056"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Wed Apr 06 15:00:40 +0000 2011'}">8:00 AM Apr 6th</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_55498024864059393"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">ORLANDO 2nd show added. Onsale today! <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://tinyurl.com/6lnykv" class="tweet-url web" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/6lnykv</a> PL RT in FL or have strange adult Disney obsession.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/55498024864059393"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Wed Apr 06 05:12:14 +0000 2011'}">10:12 PM Apr 5th</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_55496098311180288"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">LOS ANGELES show finally! Presale today(10am) & Thursday. Password: BACON Tkts <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://tinyurl.com/6lnykv" class="tweet-url web" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/6lnykv</a> PL RT SoCal</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/55496098311180288"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Wed Apr 06 05:04:35 +0000 2011'}">10:04 PM Apr 5th</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_55478427586801665"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">"Dress to kilt" @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/RealKiefer" rel="nofollow">RealKiefer</a> performs <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://plixi.com/p/89893838" class="tweet-url web" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://plixi.com/p/89893838</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/55478427586801665"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Wed Apr 06 03:54:22 +0000 2011'}">8:54 PM Apr 5th</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://www.echofon.com/" rel="nofollow">Echofon</a></span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_55451098760216577"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">If you ever wondered what I looked like in a skirt... <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://plixi.com/p/89871088" class="tweet-url web" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://plixi.com/p/89871088</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/55451098760216577"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Wed Apr 06 02:05:46 +0000 2011'}">7:05 PM Apr 5th</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://www.echofon.com/" rel="nofollow">Echofon</a></span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_55377230502703104"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">Whenever Dancing with the Stars is in the news I feel a little more suicidal.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/55377230502703104"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Tue Apr 05 21:12:15 +0000 2011'}">2:12 PM Apr 5th</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://www.echofon.com/" rel="nofollow">Echofon</a></span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_55374765157924864"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">@<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/YulVazquez" rel="nofollow">YulVazquez</a> You were so awesome as was @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/chrisrock" rel="nofollow">chrisrock</a> & every1 in cast. "MotherF$$$er with Hat" is simply great. Congrats.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/55374765157924864"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Tue Apr 05 21:02:27 +0000 2011'}">2:02 PM Apr 5th</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://www.echofon.com/" rel="nofollow">Echofon</a></span> <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/YulVazquez/status/55350160758284288">in reply to YulVazquez</a></span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_53935834256257024"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">This has been the worst April Fool’s Day ever. APRIL FOOL’S! They're always horrible.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/53935834256257024"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Fri Apr 01 21:44:39 +0000 2011'}">1:44 PM Apr 1st</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_53559198121865216"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">THX @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/MikeBlejer" rel="nofollow">MikeBlejer</a> HEY WHAT DOES SUBVERSIVE MEAN? RT @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/punchlinemag" rel="nofollow">punchlinemag</a> Why @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan" rel="nofollow">JimGaffigan</a> is more subversive than u think: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://tinyurl.com/48vvtun" class="tweet-url web" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/48vvtun</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/53559198121865216"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Mar 31 20:48:02 +0000 2011'}">12:48 PM Mar 31st</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_53445025723457536"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">I don't think this Kringle diet is working. <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://plixi.com/p/88316005" class="tweet-url web" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://plixi.com/p/88316005</a></span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/53445025723457536"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Mar 31 13:14:21 +0000 2011'}">5:14 AM Mar 31st</span></a> <span>via <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://www.echofon.com/" rel="nofollow">Echofon</a></span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_53311661762822144"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">I got my hair cut today. Not that @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/jeanniegaffigan" rel="nofollow">jeanniegaffigan</a> noticed. Oh, why do I even bother?</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/53311661762822144"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Mar 31 04:24:25 +0000 2011'}">8:24 PM Mar 30th</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_53309349644341248"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">Dear Twitter police, I didn't misspell "creative". I spelled it creatively.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/53309349644341248"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Mar 31 04:15:14 +0000 2011'}">8:15 PM Mar 30th</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_53307411095756800"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">Thank God they are making ANOTHER Superman movie! And people say creaitivity is dead in Hollywood.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/53307411095756800"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Thu Mar 31 04:07:31 +0000 2011'}">8:07 PM Mar 30th</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_52936653131616256"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">Thanks to @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/PaulNoth" rel="nofollow">PaulNoth</a> RT: @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/ChutzpahShiksa" rel="nofollow">ChutzpahShiksa</a> Young Justice is alright but it's no Pale Force w/ @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan" rel="nofollow">JimGaffigan</a> and <a href="/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Conan" title="#Conan" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#Conan</a>.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/52936653131616256"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Wed Mar 30 03:34:16 +0000 2011'}">7:34 PM Mar 29th</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_52932180699131904"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">Wisconsin Honorable Mentions: Spotted Cow Beer, Green Bay Packers, Kopp's and Mader's.</span> </span> <span class="meta entry-meta" data="{}"> <a class="entry-date" rel="bookmark" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan/status/52932180699131904"> <span class="published timestamp" data="{time:'Wed Mar 30 03:16:29 +0000 2011'}">7:16 PM Mar 29th</span></a> <span>via web</span> </span> <ul class="meta-data clearfix"> </ul> </span> </li> <li class="hentry u-JimGaffigan status" id="status_52931388390907904"> <span class="status-body"> <span class="status-content"> <span class="entry-content">Favorite things from Wisconsin: Bratwurst, Kringle, Cheese & @<a class="tweet-url username" href="/web/20110408183321/http://twitter.com/jeanniegaffigan" rel="nofollow">jeanniegaffigan</a>. 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