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href="/podcast/What-Are-You-Rememberful-For/B0DP6TN5XN?ref_pageloadid=YI4cGYrlZwiqzIJ8&pf_rd_p=625c212d-b95a-47db-8d56-d35a359de6e9&pf_rd_r=9B9850FA3Z8V66EEGHXA&plink=iFfOSfSsRyF5XUyn&pageLoadId=5WttqMlvPEqDGhbG&creativeId=6c5159d7-bb10-4fb4-929b-ae2b2f5000c7&ref=a_podcast_H_c3_lAsin_0_0"> <h3 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-size-title2 bc-text-bold" >What Are You Rememberful For?</h3> </a> </div> <div class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" >Nov 28 2024</div> <style type="text/css"> .bc-expander.bc-expander-72.bc-expander-collapsed > .bc-expander-content { max-height: 72px; } </style> <div data-bc-expander-collapsed-height="72" class="bc-expander bc-expander-type-partial-collapse bc-expander-collapsed bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-expander-72"> <div class="bc-expander-content"> <span class="bc-text bc-size-body bc-color-secondary" ><p>Nicole and Rich are feeling extra thankful today—for <i>you</i> and your incredible support! 🦃 In this festive episode, they dive into a fun-filled feast of stories: the infamous Blizzard of '93, family drama, a 7-Eleven Thanksgiving dinner, and the hilarious consequences of being a little <i>too</i> high at the family table.</p><p>Rich reveals his mouthwatering <strong>Thanksgiving Bombs</strong> recipe (think: Pillsbury rolls stuffed with turkey, stuffing, green beans, and more!) while Nicole spices things up with a hilarious <strong>Top That</strong> involving Matt and Keegan’s teacher—because hey, it’s Thursday, and there’s always something to top!</p><p>Before dessert, don’t forget to help your family steer clear of political chatter. 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Nicole recaps her favorite Dave Matthews concert moments, while Rich shares his love for Billy Joel. The duo chat safety tips for frying all the bird this Turkey Day and gushes over <i>Wicked’s</i> opening weekend, Waffle House, and southern gal charm. In this week’s TV Dad Face-Off, it’s Carl Winslow (<i>Family Matters</i>) vs. Hal Wilkerson (<i>Malcolm in the Middle</i>). It’s time to cast your votes, Village B*tches. Plus, they answer listener questions about a tablet-obsessed sister and a friend’s over-texting mom.</p> <p></p><p>Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.</p><p>If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com</p><p>Follow on social media:</p><p>Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod</p><p>Nicole @mashupnicole</p><p>Rich @richdavis</p><p>and @siriusxm</p></span> </div> <a class="bc-link bc-expander-toggle bc-color-base" tabindex="0" role='button' > <span class="bc-expander-show-when-collapsed"> Show more <i style="vertical-align: middle" aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-caret-down-s2 bc-icon-caret-down bc-icon-size-s2 bc-color-base" > </i> </span> <span class="bc-expander-show-when-expanded"> Show less <i style="vertical-align: middle" aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-caret-up-s2 bc-icon-caret-up bc-icon-size-s2 bc-color-base" > </i> </span> </a> </div> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-3"> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-s1" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-footnote bc-color-secondary" >41 mins</span> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-area" class="bc-section bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none bc-padding-none bc-padding-top-none adblBuyBoxArea" style="" > <div id="adbl-callto-action-container" class="bc-section bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none bc-padding-none bc-padding-top-none adblCalltoActionContainer" style="" > <div id="adbl-buy-box-container" class="bc-row-responsive adblBuyBoxContainer bc-spacing-top-small bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div id=adbl-buy-box class="bc-col-responsive adblBuyBox bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none bc-col-12"> <div id="adbl-common-buybox-1" class="bc-box bc-box-padding-none adblCommonBuyBox bc-text-left" > <div id="adbl-buybox-area-1" class="bc-section bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none" style="" > <div id="adbl-buy-box-ajax-error-1" class="bc-section bc-spacing-mini bc-padding-none bc-padding-top-none adblBuyBoxAjaxError bc-hidden" style="" > <div id="adbl-buy-box-cart-capacity-exceeded-error-alert-1" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxCartCapacityExceededErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Failed to add items </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.</span> 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bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxRemoveFromWishlistErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Remove from wishlist failed. </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again later</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-discovery-aycl-error-alert-1" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxAddToLibraryErrorAlert bc-hidden 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class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Follow podcast failed </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-unfollow-podcast-error-alert-1" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxUnfollowPodcastErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Unfollow podcast failed </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-minerva-anon-sticky-buybox-trigger" data-trigger="adbl-minerva-anon-sticky-buybox" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-sticky"> <span class="bc-button bc-button-primary discovery-sign-in-to-listen-button bc-spacing-top-s3 bc-button-small"> <a class="bc-button-text" 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A late-night recording session sets the stage for some hilarious highlights, including Rich's most outrageous strip club story to date, the unforgettable "Stink of 1858," and a laugh-out-loud moment featuring Nicole’s son, Keegan, and his iconic Al Bundy pose, hand in pants, while learning in class.</p><p><br> </p><p>While Halloween is behind us and Thanksgiving is fast approaching, Rich shares the sweet details of his wife Sarah’s big win at their neighborhood Trunk or Treat event. Plus, Matt and Sarah drop in for a guest appearance, bringing all the family vibes to the episode. Whether you're a longtime listener or new to the show, you’re part of the Village—B*tches, you are. Don’t miss out on the fun!</p> <p></p><p>Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.</p><p>If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com</p><p>Follow on social media:</p><p>Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod</p><p>Nicole @mashupnicole</p><p>Rich @richdavis</p><p>and @siriusxm</p></span> </div> <a class="bc-link bc-expander-toggle bc-color-base" tabindex="0" role='button' > <span class="bc-expander-show-when-collapsed"> Show more <i style="vertical-align: middle" aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-caret-down-s2 bc-icon-caret-down bc-icon-size-s2 bc-color-base" > </i> </span> <span class="bc-expander-show-when-expanded"> Show less <i style="vertical-align: middle" aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-caret-up-s2 bc-icon-caret-up bc-icon-size-s2 bc-color-base" > </i> </span> </a> </div> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-3"> <div class="bc-section 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bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <span class="bc-text bc-size-body bc-color-secondary" aria-hidden=true aria-hidden=true> 5.0 out of 5.0 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 5 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter 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bc-color-secondary" > 0 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 3 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="0.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:0.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 0 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 2 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="0.0" class="bc-meter-bar 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