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href="https://web.archive.org/web/20090131204150/http://shopping.msn.com/results/shp/?text=The+Princess+Bride&scid=9&pagelink=ar-7-9-a" target="_blank">"The Princess Bride"</a> is set atop the Cliffs of Insanity. In this cinematic fairy tale -- a romantic swashbuckling comedy directed by Rob Reiner -- a trio of kidnappers has just hoisted the abducted Princess Buttercup to the top of the cliffs. The lead thug, Vizzini, thinks there's no way that her rescuer will be able to follow them.<br><br> "Inconceivable," says Vizzini, who has thus far peppered the entire journey with this word.<br><br> Another henchman replies, "You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." <br> </div> </div> <div class="Section"> <div class="InlineModule_R" style="width:165;"><div class="Module_2"><div class="Title_2">Offer: School Choice</div> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" class="BulletItem"><tr><td valign="top" class="DeptBullet"></td><td valign="top" class="BulletItem_2"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20090131204150/http://encarta.greatschools.net/stateLauncher.page?p=pathway1">Compare schools nationwide </a></td></tr></table> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" class="BulletItem"><tr><td valign="top" class="DeptBullet"></td><td valign="top" class="BulletItem_2"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20090131204150/http://encarta.greatschools.net/cgi-bin/regSearch?parentreviews=yes">See parent reviews of schools in your hometown</a></td></tr></table> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" class="BulletItem"><tr><td valign="top" class="DeptBullet"></td><td valign="top" class="BulletItem_2"><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20090131204150/http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/Departments/Elementary/?article=choosingschool1">Choose the right school for your child </a></td></tr></table> </div> </div> <div class="SectionBody">In honor of Vizzini, the <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20090131204150/http://spogg.org/" target="_blank">Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar (SPOGG)</a> has given his name to frequently misused words. These often sound alike -- they're, there and their, for example. But that's not always the case. Take "incontinence" and "inconvenience," or "moot" and "mute." They don't sound the same, and people still screw them up. I call these types of gaffes "Vizzinis."<br><br> Honestly, these mistakes are easy to make. When I do it, I blame my fingers, which move faster than my brain. And I'm not the only one with this problem.<br><br> Here's an example I read online recently in a writers' newsgroup. People were talking about typos, how bad they make you look, and whether you should offer up corrections when you see them. In the midst of this discussion, one of the members unintentionally contributed the following unfortunate lines (to keep things simple, I've edited out all the goofs <i>but</i> the Vizzinis):<br><br> </div> </div> <div class="Section"> <div class="SectionBody">"If you happen to notice a coworker's zipper is down ... do you discretely let him know so he can save face? Or do you go for the juggler and tell everybody in the board room?"<br><br> The writer meant "discreetly" and "jugular," not "discretely" and "juggler." Discreet with the double <i>e</i> means <a href="/web/20090131204150/http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/discreet.html" target="_blank">tactful or subtle</a>. When a <i>t</i> separates the <i>e</i>'s, discrete means <a href="/web/20090131204150/http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/discrete.html" target="_blank">completely separate</a>.<br><br> The poor juggler, though. What did he do wrong? Most likely, the writer meant to type "jugular," which is a <a href="/web/20090131204150/http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/jugular.html" target="_blank">big vein in your neck</a> that carries blood from your head to your heart. (Learn more about it <a href="/web/20090131204150/http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761587458/Jugular_Vein.html" target="_blank">here</a>. And, for the record, if a coworker has left the barn door open, just instant-message him: XYZPDQ. This shorthand for "e<i>x</i>amine <i>y</i>our <i>z</i>ipper, <i>p</i>retty <i>d</i>arn <i>q</i>uick!" always worked in elementary school, and with IM, you won't have to see each other blush.)<br><br> </div> <div class="InlineModule_R" style="width:165;"><div class="Module_5"><div class="Title_5">Want More Martha? </div> <div class="Body_5"><a href="/web/20090131204150/http://encarta.msn.com/author_marthahome/Columns_by_Martha_Brockenbrough.html ">Read more columns by Martha Brockenbrough.</a> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="Section"> <div class="SectionBody">Even writers with copy editors sometimes stub their fingers on Vizzinis. The Associated Press carried a sad story about a boy killed in a hit-and-run accident; the reporter said the child was "slowly peddling" his bike. I'm pretty sure the child wasn't selling it in slow motion. Rather, he was "pedaling."<br><br> Another reporter there recently wrote about Jerry Seinfeld's "flare" for language. True, Seinfeld did light up the comedy scene in the 1990s, but the word here should have been "flair."<br><br> Meanwhile, the Marble Slab Creamery advertises that its customers can enjoy their ice cream with "freshly pealed banana." Unless they've found some way to ring fruit, though, the sign should have said "freshly peeled." <br><br> Even the vaunted New York Times contains goofs. An online item about an antibiotic-resistant staph (not staff) infection said "It often resembles a pimple, boil or spider bite, but it quickly worsens into an abscess or puss-filled blister or sore." I'm not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV, but I hardly think the sores are filled with cats. 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