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You'll have to explain more clearly after she calls her best friend's mother a MILF. #LFMF</p></blockquote> </p> <p> <div class="content-attribution"> <div class="halfcol"> <p>Submitted by: TryingToBeMorePC</p> </div> <div class="halfcol last"></div> </div> </div><p class="commentnow"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101227114112/http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/26/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-tryingtobemorepcs-fail/#comments" rel="nofollow">» See all 7 comments</a></p><div id="emailShare2_40816899" siteurl="learnfrommyfail.failblog.org" sitename="Learn From My Fail" posturl="http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/26/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-tryingtobemorepcs-fail/"></div> <div class="socmarks"> <div class="social_buttons_new" style="height: 61px; padding: 0px; float: left; width: auto; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-top: 10px; margin-right: 15px;">  <div class="fb_share" id="facebookshare" data-socialsharetype="facebook" data-socialshareurl="http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/26/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-tryingtobemorepcs-fail/" style="float: left;width: auto; margin-top: auto; display: block; padding-top: auto;"> <link rel="image_src" href="/web/20101227114112im_/http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/"/> <a name="fb_share" type="box_count" share_url="http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/26/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-tryingtobemorepcs-fail/"></a> </div>   <div id="twittershare" data-socialsharetype="twitter" data-socialshareurl="http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/26/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-tryingtobemorepcs-fail/" style="float: left; padding-top: 0px; margin-left: 15px;"> <iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20101227114112if_/http://platform.twitter.com/widgets/tweet_button.html?text="Learn From TryingToBeMorePC's Fail"&url=http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/26/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-tryingtobemorepcs-fail/&count=vertical&lang=en&related=ICHCheezburger&via=LearnFromMyFail" style="width:55px; height: 62px"> </iframe> </div>  </div> <div class="socmarklast" style="float: left;"> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both;padding-top:10px;"></div> </div></div><div id="toprightad"><script type="text/javascript">GA_googleFillSlot("FAIL_300_ATF_HP");</script></div><div id="rightskyad"><script type="text/javascript">GA_googleFillSlot("FAIL_160_ATF_HP");</script></div><div class="post" id="post-8793"><h2><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101227114112/http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/26/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-sanitizeds-fail/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Learn From Sanitized’s Fail">Learn From Sanitized’s Fail</a></h2><div class="postsubtitle"><div id="pd_rating_holder_893293_post8793"></div> <script language="javascript"> PDRTJS_settings_893293_post8793 = ({ 'id' : '893293', 'unique_id' : 's39,x0,a40752387', 'title' : 'Learn From Sanitized’s Fail', 'permalink' : 'http://web.archive.org/web/20101227114112/http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/26/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-sanitizeds-fail/', 'item_id' : '_post8793' , 'callback_url' : 'http://web.archive.org/web/20101227114112/http://cheezburger.com/Services/RatingCallback.aspx?assetid=40752387&vsid=39&id=893293&section=0&r={r}&type={type}&scores={scores}&voter_id={voter_id}' }); </script> <script language="javascript" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20101227114112js_/http://i.polldaddy.com/ratings/rating.js"></script><div class="right">Dec. 26, 2010</div></div><br clear="all"/><div class="entry"><div id="md"><p class="mine_asset assetid_40752387"> <blockquote>Do not put the bottle of sex lubrication in the same drawer as hand sanitizer. The bottles feel the same in the dark, but the contents do not #LFMF</p></blockquote> </p> <p> <div class="content-attribution"> <div class="halfcol"> <p>Submitted by: Sanitized</p> </div> <div class="halfcol last"></div> </div> </div><p class="commentnow"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101227114112/http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/26/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-sanitizeds-fail/#comments" rel="nofollow">» See all 8 comments</a></p><div id="emailShare2_40752387" siteurl="learnfrommyfail.failblog.org" sitename="Learn From My Fail" posturl="http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/26/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-sanitizeds-fail/"></div> <div class="socmarks"> <div class="social_buttons_new" style="height: 61px; padding: 0px; float: left; width: auto; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-top: 10px; margin-right: 15px;">  <div class="fb_share" id="facebookshare" data-socialsharetype="facebook" data-socialshareurl="http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/26/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-sanitizeds-fail/" style="float: left;width: auto; margin-top: auto; display: block; padding-top: auto;"> <link rel="image_src" href="/web/20101227114112im_/http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/"/> <a name="fb_share" type="box_count" share_url="http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/26/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-sanitizeds-fail/"></a> </div>   <div id="twittershare" data-socialsharetype="twitter" data-socialshareurl="http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/26/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-sanitizeds-fail/" style="float: left; padding-top: 0px; margin-left: 15px;"> <iframe allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20101227114112if_/http://platform.twitter.com/widgets/tweet_button.html?text="Learn From Sanitized's Fail"&url=http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/26/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-sanitizeds-fail/&count=vertical&lang=en&related=ICHCheezburger&via=LearnFromMyFail" style="width:55px; height: 62px"> </iframe> </div>  </div> <div class="socmarklast" style="float: left;"> </div> </div> <div style="clear: both;padding-top:10px;"></div> </div></div><div class="post" id="post-8875"><h2><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101227114112/http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/25/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-merrychristmasmoms-fail/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent Link to Learn From MerryChristmasMom’s Fail">Learn From MerryChristmasMom’s Fail</a></h2><div class="postsubtitle"><div id="pd_rating_holder_893293_post8875"></div> <script language="javascript"> PDRTJS_settings_893293_post8875 = ({ 'id' : '893293', 'unique_id' : 's39,x0,a40937219', 'title' : 'Learn From MerryChristmasMom’s Fail', 'permalink' : 'http://web.archive.org/web/20101227114112/http://learnfrommyfail.failblog.org/2010/12/25/fail-story-lfmf-learn-from-merrychristmasmoms-fail/', 'item_id' : '_post8875' , 'callback_url' : 'http://web.archive.org/web/20101227114112/http://cheezburger.com/Services/RatingCallback.aspx?assetid=40937219&vsid=39&id=893293&section=0&r={r}&type={type}&scores={scores}&voter_id={voter_id}' }); </script> <script language="javascript" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20101227114112js_/http://i.polldaddy.com/ratings/rating.js"></script><div class="right">Dec. 25, 2010</div></div><br clear="all"/><div class="entry"><div id="md"><p class="mine_asset assetid_40937219"> <blockquote>Playing secret Santa for your mother on the 12 days leading up to Christmas sounds like a great idea. 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