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name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p8s4NznrWG0&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329oe_/http://www.youtube.com/v/p8s4NznrWG0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="369"></embed></object> </span><p>1) Harlequins' Tom Williams has been banned for a year for <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC6SsVArwmU" title="faking injury">faking injury</a>, but his efforts were nowhere near as infamous as those of <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8s4NznrWG0" title="Chile goalkeeper Roberto Rojas">Chile goalkeeper Roberto Rojas</a>. During a decisive World Cup qualifier in 1989, Rojas pretended that a firework thrown from the crowd had drawn blood, but video evidence later showed that he had cut his own head with a razor blade. He was banned for life, and Chile were chucked out of the next World Cup.</p><p>2) So Sven has got into bed with Notts County. Once you've stopped laughing, you can watch the <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo7TwEfr_6k" title="history of Notts County">history of Notts County</a>, the oldest league club in the world, or a video on <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeCi39K-z4g" title="their battle for survival in 2003">their battle for survival in 2003</a>. You can also <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b5wf6nz3RQ" title="laugh at Sven's double">laugh at Sven's double</a>, laugh at him <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hfq1eBZuV8" title="again">again</a>, and see <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m91EqPeJiXk" title="Sven on Monkey Dust">Sven on Monkey Dust</a>.</p><p>3) You think the Lord's Test set a bad example in terms of sportsmanship? This series has a long way to go before it plumbs the depths of <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g40a729jmoY" title="Pakistan v England in 1987-88">Pakistan v England in 1987-88</a>, when England <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryn3bmdrJuM&feature=related" title="eventually cracked">eventually cracked</a> because of <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V9xnMvgO0A&feature=related" title="decisions like this">decisions like this</a>. Ricky Ponting, of course, was sceptical ahead of Andrew Strauss's catch on Sunday. <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK9YK0kkEvw" title="Funny how things change">Funny how things change</a>.</p><p>4) Villarreal warmed up for the new season by tonking Navata 27-0 in a friendly, and you can <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnxtjhWcsUM">see every goal here</a>. As acts of spectacular pettiness go, it's almost as funny as the time Bayern Munich turned up at Ajax for Johan Cruyff's testimonial - and <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKe0ZouTOPY" title="thrashed them 8-0">thrashed them 8-0</a>.</p><p>5) Long before the film Zidane and Sky's playercam, the German director Hellmuth Costard filmed George Best throughout a home match against Coventry for a film called Football As Never Before. The result was <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_27HlzOYz0" title="a fascinating portrait of awkward genius">a fascinating portrait of awkward genius</a>.</p><h2><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2009/jul/16/andrew-flintoff-mexico-manager-you-tube" title="The best from last week's blog">The best from last week's blog</a></h2><span class="inline embed embed-media"> <object width="460" height="369"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EqmaplkLa-w&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329oe_/http://www.youtube.com/v/EqmaplkLa-w&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="369"></embed></object> </span><p>1) These two are well worth seeing. First you have an <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqmaplkLa-w" title="NBA pool jam">NBA pool jam</a>, and then have two slightly refreshed gentlemen <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgD51VS5Rmg&feature=related" title="diving onto ice">diving into ice</a>.</p><p>2) Last weekend, 12-year-old Mauricio Baldivieso became the youngest professional footballer in history when he came on as sub for Bolivian side Aurora. His reward was a load of old men <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2GF8O1-IEY&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eguardian%2Eco%2Euk%2Ffootball%2F2009%2Fjul%2F22%2Fknowledge%2Dyoungest%2Dfootballers&feature=player_embedded" title="trying to kick him into next week">trying to kick him into next week</a>.</p><p>3) In the 1980s, Albanian club Flamurtari caused quite a stir in the Uefa Cup. In 1986-87, they were only eliminated on away goals by a Barcelona side including Gary Lineker and Mark Hughes; and in 1987-88, they knocked Partizan Belgrade out before beating Barcelona 1-0, albeit after a 4-1 first-leg beating. <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjYUH0UrzV0&feature=related" title="You can relive it all here">You can relive it all here</a>.</p><p>4) An NRL ref <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuOy7Dvr2vw" title="gets knocked out ">gets knocked out</a>, and Justin Hodges nearly scores <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DcWm-DzUbk" title="one of the greatest tries of all time">one of the greatest tries of all time</a>.</p><p>5) Halley's Comet has nothing on this: a <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyBm0Bn_Tcg&feature=related" title="Match of the Day joke">Match of the Day joke</a> that is a) unscripted and b)<em> actually funny.</em></p><p><strong>Spotters' badges:</strong> Leong15, bluedaddy, Radar, thisisanicknamelol, Eggsland, PorkChopExpresstebiah</p> </div> </div> <div id="related"> <div class="blog-byline"> <span>Posted on</span> Thursday 23 July 2009 <span class="timestamp">09.12 BST</span> <span class="byline-publication "> <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.guardian.co.uk/">guardian.co.uk</a> </span> </div> <ul id="article-toolbox-side"> <li class="printable"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329/http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2009/jul/23/classic-youtube-sven-dodgy-umpires/print" rel="nofollow" id="printlink" class="printable rollover" title="Link to a printer-friendly version" name="&lid={pageToolbox}{Printer-friendly version}&lpos={pageToolbox}{1}"><img src="http://web.archive.org/web/20090729211329im_/http://static.guim.co.uk/static/77051/common/images/icon_print.gif" alt="Print this" 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