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Each week, we find the comedy and absurdity in reviews of anything and everything. 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bc-size-title2 bc-text-bold" >Victoria's Vendetta, Mosquito Beach, Like A Virgin</h3> </a> </div> <div class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" >Nov 25 2024</div> <style type="text/css"> .bc-expander.bc-expander-72.bc-expander-collapsed > .bc-expander-content { max-height: 72px; } </style> <div data-bc-expander-collapsed-height="72" class="bc-expander bc-expander-type-partial-collapse bc-expander-collapsed bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-expander-72"> <div class="bc-expander-content"> <span class="bc-text bc-size-body bc-color-secondary" ><p>This week, more crazy reviews! A piano bar in England, where they can't wait to throw you out, without your coat. A beach that charges you to trudge through the mud, just to get to the sand crabs & mosquitos. A very personal item that will allow you to restore your virginity. A highway rest stop that is only slightly better than peeing in a bottle & much more!!</p><p><br></p><p>Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!</p><p><br></p><p>Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!</p><p>Don't forget to rate & review!!</p><p>See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.</p></span> </div> <a class="bc-link bc-expander-toggle bc-color-base" tabindex="0" role='button' > <span class="bc-expander-show-when-collapsed"> Show more <i style="vertical-align: middle" aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-caret-down-s2 bc-icon-caret-down bc-icon-size-s2 bc-color-base" > </i> </span> <span class="bc-expander-show-when-expanded"> Show less <i style="vertical-align: middle" aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-caret-up-s2 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loading="lazy" alt="Roach Buffet, Baseball Hall Of Shame, Twon The Terrible" height="100%" width="100%" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51372LXmpUL._SL500_.jpg" /> </picture> </div> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-7"> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-s0_5" style="" > <a class="bc-link bc-color-base bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/podcast/Roach-Buffet-Baseball-Hall-Of-Shame-Twon-The-Terrible/B0DNFJW7Z6?ref_pageloadid=hKyQ6rveVjs9mXPH&pf_rd_p=625c212d-b95a-47db-8d56-d35a359de6e9&pf_rd_r=Q2BS5CS9W5FHEA34Z97T&plink=krMsT27WvcAvJ14K&pageLoadId=jWfWOquKWMpMiDlK&creativeId=6c5159d7-bb10-4fb4-929b-ae2b2f5000c7&ref=a_podcast_Y_c3_lAsin_0_1"> <h3 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-size-title2 bc-text-bold" >Roach Buffet, Baseball Hall Of Shame, Twon The Terrible</h3> </a> </div> <div class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" >Nov 18 2024</div> <style type="text/css"> .bc-expander.bc-expander-72.bc-expander-collapsed > .bc-expander-content { max-height: 72px; } </style> <div data-bc-expander-collapsed-height="72" class="bc-expander bc-expander-type-partial-collapse bc-expander-collapsed bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-expander-72"> <div class="bc-expander-content"> <span class="bc-text bc-size-body bc-color-secondary" ><p>This week, we find & make fun of reviews for a Chinese buffet with a small selection, but plenty of roaches. The baseball hall of fame, where some people don't realize there's actually things to look at. An Oakland supermarket that employs a tyrant, who yells at & mocks customers & much more!!</p><p><br></p><p>Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!</p><p><br></p><p>Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!</p><p>Don't forget to rate & review!!</p><p><br></p><p>See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.</p></span> </div> <a class="bc-link bc-expander-toggle bc-color-base" tabindex="0" role='button' > <span class="bc-expander-show-when-collapsed"> Show more <i style="vertical-align: middle" aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-caret-down-s2 bc-icon-caret-down bc-icon-size-s2 bc-color-base" > </i> </span> <span class="bc-expander-show-when-expanded"> Show less <i style="vertical-align: middle" aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-caret-up-s2 bc-icon-caret-up bc-icon-size-s2 bc-color-base" > </i> </span> </a> </div> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-3"> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-s1" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-footnote bc-color-secondary" >1 hr and 11 mins</span> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-area" class="bc-section bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none bc-padding-none bc-padding-top-none adblBuyBoxArea" style="" > <div id="adbl-callto-action-container" class="bc-section bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none bc-padding-none bc-padding-top-none adblCalltoActionContainer" style="" > <div id="adbl-buy-box-container" class="bc-row-responsive adblBuyBoxContainer bc-spacing-top-small bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div id=adbl-buy-box class="bc-col-responsive adblBuyBox bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none bc-col-12"> <div id="adbl-common-buybox-1" class="bc-box bc-box-padding-none adblCommonBuyBox bc-text-left" > <div id="adbl-buybox-area-1" class="bc-section bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none" style="" > <div id="adbl-buy-box-ajax-error-1" class="bc-section bc-spacing-mini bc-padding-none bc-padding-top-none adblBuyBoxAjaxError bc-hidden" style="" > <div id="adbl-buy-box-cart-capacity-exceeded-error-alert-1" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxCartCapacityExceededErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Failed to add items </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > 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id="adbl-buy-box-remove-from-wishlist-error-alert-1" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxRemoveFromWishlistErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Remove from wishlist failed. </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again later</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-discovery-aycl-error-alert-1" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxAddToLibraryErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Adding to library failed </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-follow-podcast-error-alert-1" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxFollowPodcastErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Follow podcast failed </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-unfollow-podcast-error-alert-1" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxUnfollowPodcastErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Unfollow podcast failed </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-minerva-anon-sticky-buybox-trigger" data-trigger="adbl-minerva-anon-sticky-buybox" class="bc-trigger bc-pub-block bc-trigger-sticky"> <span class="bc-button bc-button-primary discovery-sign-in-to-listen-button bc-spacing-top-s3 bc-button-small"> <a class="bc-button-text" href="/audible/signinRedirect?maxAge=1209600&returnUrl=https://www.audible.com/podcast/Your-Stupid-Opinions/B0CJ9NK4D4?ref_pageloadid%3DoPlNLDroZZ33CrQZ%26ref%3Da_ep_podcas_c13_adblp13nmpps_2_6%26plink%3DHxabHlXejToeaD02%26pageLoadId%3DhKyQ6rveVjs9mXPH%26creativeId%3Da66baedc-f60c-487f-af1d-f84149520f7b%26&pageIdent&forceLogin=false&enableSSO=true" tabindex="0" role="button"> <span class="bc-text bc-button-text-inner bc-size-action-small" > Listen for free </span> </a> </span> </div>  </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </li> <li class="bc-list-item" aria-label='Burning Bus Tour, Unsteady Sex Stool, Mud Butt Burgers'> <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-s5" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-2"> <div> <picture> <source type="image/jpg" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51372LXmpUL._SL500_.jpg" /> <img id="" class="bc-pub-block bc-image-inset-border js-only-element" src="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51372LXmpUL._SL500_.jpg" loading="lazy" alt="Burning Bus Tour, Unsteady Sex Stool, Mud Butt Burgers" height="100%" width="100%" srcset="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51372LXmpUL._SL500_.jpg" /> </picture> </div> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-7"> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-s0_5" style="" > <a class="bc-link bc-color-base bc-color-link" tabindex="0" href="/podcast/Burning-Bus-Tour-Unsteady-Sex-Stool-Mud-Butt-Burgers/B0DMNZTPTD?ref_pageloadid=hKyQ6rveVjs9mXPH&pf_rd_p=625c212d-b95a-47db-8d56-d35a359de6e9&pf_rd_r=Q2BS5CS9W5FHEA34Z97T&plink=krMsT27WvcAvJ14K&pageLoadId=jWfWOquKWMpMiDlK&creativeId=6c5159d7-bb10-4fb4-929b-ae2b2f5000c7&ref=a_podcast_Y_c3_lAsin_0_2"> <h3 class="bc-heading bc-color-base bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-size-title2 bc-text-bold" >Burning Bus Tour, Unsteady Sex Stool, Mud Butt Burgers</h3> </a> </div> <div class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" >Nov 11 2024</div> <style type="text/css"> .bc-expander.bc-expander-72.bc-expander-collapsed > .bc-expander-content { max-height: 72px; } </style> <div data-bc-expander-collapsed-height="72" class="bc-expander bc-expander-type-partial-collapse bc-expander-collapsed bc-spacing-top-s1 bc-expander-72"> <div class="bc-expander-content"> <span class="bc-text bc-size-body bc-color-secondary" ><p>More reviews & complaints!! This week, we hear all about a bus tour of Los Angeles that may leave you outside in the sun, or running for your life, from the flames. A down south fast food chain that makes you wait in the rain, only for you to end up with "mud butt". A very personal item that may leave you no longer in the mood, once you're done with the construction project!!</p><p><br></p><p>Join comedians James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!</p><p><br></p><p>Subscribe and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!!!</p><p>Don't forget to rate & review!!</p><p>See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.</p></span> </div> <a class="bc-link bc-expander-toggle bc-color-base" tabindex="0" role='button' > <span class="bc-expander-show-when-collapsed"> Show more <i style="vertical-align: middle" aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-caret-down-s2 bc-icon-caret-down bc-icon-size-s2 bc-color-base" > </i> </span> <span class="bc-expander-show-when-expanded"> Show less <i style="vertical-align: middle" aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-caret-up-s2 bc-icon-caret-up bc-icon-size-s2 bc-color-base" > </i> </span> </a> </div> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-3"> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-s1" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-footnote bc-color-secondary" >1 hr and 14 mins</span> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-area" class="bc-section bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none bc-padding-none bc-padding-top-none adblBuyBoxArea" style="" > <div id="adbl-callto-action-container" class="bc-section bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none bc-padding-none bc-padding-top-none adblCalltoActionContainer" style="" > <div id="adbl-buy-box-container" class="bc-row-responsive adblBuyBoxContainer bc-spacing-top-small bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div id=adbl-buy-box class="bc-col-responsive adblBuyBox bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none bc-col-12"> <div id="adbl-common-buybox-2" class="bc-box bc-box-padding-none adblCommonBuyBox bc-text-left" > <div id="adbl-buybox-area-2" class="bc-section bc-spacing-none bc-spacing-top-none" style="" > <div id="adbl-buy-box-ajax-error-2" class="bc-section bc-spacing-mini bc-padding-none bc-padding-top-none adblBuyBoxAjaxError bc-hidden" style="" > <div id="adbl-buy-box-cart-capacity-exceeded-error-alert-2" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxCartCapacityExceededErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Failed to add items </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Sorry, we are unable to add the item because your shopping cart is already at capacity.</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-cart-error-alert-2" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxCartErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Add to Cart failed. </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again later</span> 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adblBuyBoxFollowPodcastErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" class="bc-row-responsive bc-spacing-none" style=""> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-text-right bc-col-1"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-error bc-icon-exclamation-triangle-s2 bc-icon-exclamation-triangle bc-icon-size-small bc-color-error" > </i> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-11"> <div class="bc-section" style="" > <h2 class="bc-heading bc-color-error bc-size-base bc-text-bold" > Follow podcast failed </h2> </div> <div class="bc-section bc-spacing-top-micro" style="" > <span class="bc-text bc-color-base" > <span class="bc-text" >Please try again</span> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div id="adbl-buy-box-unfollow-podcast-error-alert-2" class="bc-box bc-palette-default" role='alert' > <div class="bc-box-padding-small bc-color-secondary bc-inline-alert-error adblBuyBoxUnfollowPodcastErrorAlert bc-hidden bc-color-background-base" > <div id="" 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bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <span class="bc-text bc-size-body bc-color-secondary" aria-hidden=true aria-hidden=true> 5.0 out of 5.0 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 5 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter 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class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <span class="bc-text bc-size-body bc-color-secondary" aria-hidden=true aria-hidden=true> 5.0 out of 5.0 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 5 Stars </span> <span 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bc-color-secondary" > 1 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 3 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="0.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:0.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 0 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 2 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="0.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:0.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 0 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating bc-spacing-top-s0_5" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 1 Stars </span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <div class="bc-meter bc-color-background-tertiary" style="height:8px"> <div role="progressbar" aria-valuemin="0" aria-valuemax="100" aria-valuenow="0.0" class="bc-meter-bar bc-color-background-progress" style="width:0.0%"></div> </div> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s1"></span> <span class="bc-text histogram-text bc-size-callout bc-color-secondary" > 0 </span> </li> </ul> </span> </div> <div class="bc-col-responsive bc-col-4"> <div class="bc-text bc-spacing-s0_5 bc-size-title4" >Story</div> <span> <ul class="bc-list bc-list-nostyle"> <li class="bc-list-item rating-stars 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</i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> <span class="full-review-star"> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-base bc-icon-star-empty-s3 bc-icon-star-empty bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-base" > </i> <i aria-hidden="true" class="bc-icon bc-icon-fill-progress bc-icon-star-fill-s3 bc-icon-star-fill bc-icon-size-medium bc-color-progress" > </i> </span> </div> <span class="bc-text bc-pub-offscreen" >5 out of 5 stars</span> <span class="bc-letter-space bc-letter-space-s0_5"></span> <span class="bc-text bc-size-body bc-color-secondary" aria-hidden=true aria-hidden=true> 5.0 out of 5.0 </span> </li> <li class="bc-list-item histogram-rating" > <span class="bc-text bc-size-callout 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