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powerful creature in the dungeon`,`a sacrificial pit`,`a secret room`,`a different dungeon`,`monster barracks`,`a treasure trove`, [`Hell`,`the Moon`,`the Veins of the Earth`,`the Gardens of Ynn`,`the Stygian Library`,`your living room`,`Yoon-Suin`,`the ocean`,`the mirror world`,`the Witch Woods`,`the Divine Challenge`,`the World's End`,`an alternate version of this dungeon`].sample()] var complication = [`blocked by rotting bodies`,`locked`,`protected by magical wards`,`in use from the other end`,`one-way`,`single use`,`controlled by enemies`,`on fire`,`flooded`,`but the destination changes`,`but the entrance changes`,`it steals part of a soul each use`,`it's poisonous`,`but it has a cost, monetary or otherwise`,`religiously abhorrent`,`but it's forbidden`,`but it's intelligent`,`but it's infested`,`but it's not the way you want`,`but it is being observed`] return method.sample()+" leading to "+destination.sample()+", "+complication.sample() } function DC_trap() { var effect = [`Flame-sprayer`,`Hammer`,`Sawblade`,`Swinging axe`,`Crossbow`,`Razor guillotine`,`Falling ceiling`,`Collapsing floor`,`Trapdoor`,`Poisoned blade`,`Spikes`,`Darts`,`Magic sigil `+[`(Blind)`,`(Enrage)`,`(Mutate)`,`(Teleport)`,`(Summon)`].sample(),`Lightning bolt`,`Acid spray`,`Frost orb`,`Water flood`,`Gas `+[`(Toxic)`,`(Sleep)`,`(Mind control)`,`(Hallucination)`,`(Doom, raises the dead)`].sample(),`Magnets`,`Cage trap`,`Alarm`,`Turret`] var trigger = [`a tripwire`,`a razor wire`,`a pressure plate`,`an obvious pressure plate`,`a particular tile`,`a particular step`,`taking the treasure`,`opening a door`,`pulling a lever`,`not pulling a lever`,`stepping off the marked path`,`using the wrong key`,`not speaking the right password`,`touching the wall`,`touching the floor`] var evidence = [`with a dead body nearby`,`with body parts nearby`,`hidden in shadow`,`with bloodstains nearby`,`with marks on the walls nearby`,`with marks on the roof above`,`with marks on the floor around`,`but the trigger fails the first time`,`but the trigger is broken`,`slightly off-colour disguise`,`overly clean`,`rubble and remnants nearby`,`obvious but hard to avoid`,`obvious if not in a hurry`,`the walls are ticking`,`there's an odd smell in the air`,`sections the walls are hollow`,`sections of the floor are hollow`,`disguised by magic`] return effect.sample()+", triggered by "+trigger.sample()+", "+evidence.sample() } function DC_coins(){ var amount = ['Couple','Palmful','Lockbox full','Pile','Purse','Case','Roll','Bag','Pouch','String','Wallet'] var descriptor = ['dirty','antique','paper-wrapped','rare','collectable','filthy','bloodstained','',''] var material = ['copper','pewter','silver','gold','platinum','electrum','glass','lead','bronze','steel','dwarven','elvish','goblin','demonic','angelic','orcish'] var type = ['coins','coins','doubloons','pennies','pounds','rings','obols','nickels','farthings','rupees','drachmas','denarius'] return amount.sample()+" of "+descriptor.sample()+" "+material.sample()+" "+type.sample() } function DC_gems(){ var cut = ["Banded","Rough","Smooth","Swirling","Weird","Odd","Perfect","Flawed","Chipped","Geode of ","Powdered","Nugget of ","Bead of ","Chunk of "] var type = [`Azurite`,`Banded Agate`,`Blue Quartz`,`Eye Agate`,`Hematite`,`Lapis Lazuli`,`Malachite`,`Moss Agate`,`Obsidian`,`Rhodochrosite`,`Tiger Eye Agate`,`Turquoise`,`Bloodstone`,`Carnelian`,`Chalcedony`,`Chrysoprase`,`Citrine`,`Jasper`,`Moonstone`,`Onyx`,`Rock Crystal`,`Sardonyx`,`Smoky Quartz`,`Star Rose Quartz`,`Zircon`,`Amber`,`Alexandrite`,`Amethyst`,`Aquamarine`,`Chrysoberyl`,`Coral`,`Garnet`,`Jade`,`Jet`,`Pearl`,`Peridot`,`Spinel`,`Topaz`,`Tourmaline`,`Black Opal`,`Black Sapphire`,`Diamond`,`Emerald`,`Fire Opal`,`Jacinth`,`Opal`,`Amethyst`,`Emerald`,`Pearl`,`Topaz`,`Ruby`,`Sapphire`,`Star Ruby`,`Star Sapphire`] return cut.sample()+" "+type.sample() } function DC_book_name(){ var formats = ["# of the # #","The #","The # #","# #, a Memoir","The True Story of # #","# # and the # #","#: # #","# # "+"I"*(r(3)+1)] return formats.sample().replace(/#/g,() => DC_theme()) } function DC_treasure(){ var resource = [`Planks`, `Cloth`, `Metal ingots`, `Bricks`, `Coal`, `Rope`, `Chain`, `Jar of oil`, `Pot of grease`, `Pot of glue`, `Vial of acid`, `Holy water`, `Blessed salt`] var ration = [`Hardtack`,`Iron rations`,`Abandoned picnic`,`Emergency rations`,`Salt meat`,`Dwarven rockbread`,`Unknown tubers (potatoes)`] var light = [`Candles`,`Brazier`,`Torch`,`Oil lamp`, `Lantern`] var tool = [`Bucket`, `Rope`, `Pickaxe`, `Lockpick`, `Shovel`, `Lockpicks`, `Hat`, `Fishing Rod`, `Bag of ball bearings`, `Bells and hooks`] var weapon = [`Sling`, `Dagger`, `Axe`, `Sword`, `Mace`, `Spear`, `Bow`, `Sabre`, `Halberd`, `Falchion`, `Cutlass`, `Maul`, `Rapier`, `Greataxe`, `Greatsword`, `Flail`, `Lance`, `Crossbow`, `Quarterstaff`, `Whip`, `Flail`] var weird_weapon = [`Blowdart`, `Clockwork Grenade`, `Spring-Gun`] var armour = [`Shield`, `Helmet`, `Gauntlets`, `Cloak`, `Gambeson`, `Greaves`, `Pauldrons`, `Chainmail`, `Platebody`, `Boot`] var key = [`Scrap of paper: `+Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,8).toUpperCase(),`Eldritch Key`,`Useful Lever`,`Vault Key`,`Gem-studded Key`,`Skeleton Key`,`Access Token`,`Access Card`, DC_theme()+` Key`] var jewellery_form = [`Ring`,`Amulet`,`Circlet`,`Bracelet`,`Necklace`,`Earrings`,`Brooch`,`Diadem`,`Locket`,`Pendant`] var jewellery = DC_gems()+" "+jewellery_form.sample() var booze = [`Case of vodka`, `Golden bourbon`, `Chocolate liquor`, `Absinthe`, `Jar of moonshine`, `Bucket of beer`, `Bottle of rum`, `Tipple of whiskey`, `Barrel of cider`, `Ewer of wine`] var drugs = [`Opium`,`Vial of Wizard Teeth`,`Case of Snuff`,`Cigars`] var luxury = ["Fine clothing","Soap","Spices","Pepper","Incense"] var statue = DC_theme(2, " ")+" "+["Statue","Statuette","Sculpture","Vase","Idol"].sample() var painting = ["Painting","Tapestry","Poem","Portrait"].sample()+" of "+DC_theme(2, " ") var instrument = ["Gilded","Antique","Ancient","Unique","Gem-studded","Gilt","Automaton"].sample()+" "+["Piano","Lute","Flute","Panpipes","Trumpet","Horn","Gong","Accordian"].sample() var written = ["Writ of patronage","Deed to a manor (it's "+['haunted', 'owned', 'missing', 'occupied', 'garrisoned', 'alive', 'burnt', 'cursed', 'floating', 'illusionary'].sample()+")","Useful book ("+DC_book_name()+")","Rare book ("+DC_book_name()+")","Heretical book ("+DC_book_name()+")","Grimoire of "+DC_theme(2, " "),"Treasure map","Dungeon map"] var potion = [`Potion of Transmute`, `Potion of Monstrosity`, `Potion of Healing`, `Potion of Love`, `Potion of Mutate`,`Potion of `+DC_theme(),`Potion of `+DC_theme(),`Potion of `+DC_theme(),`Potion of `+DC_theme()] var scroll = [`Scroll of Sleep`, `Scroll of Teleport`, `Scroll of Catherine`, `Scroll of Invisibility`, `Scroll of Illusion`, `Scroll of Curse`,`Scroll of Summon`,`Scroll of Escape`,`Scroll of `+DC_theme(),`Scroll of `+DC_theme(),`Scroll of `+DC_theme(),`Scroll 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Blessing`, `Smite Foe`, `Be Healed`, `Cure Disease / Curse / Madness`, `The Truth`, `Safe Passage to the Afterlife`], [`Power of Fire`, `Wisdom of Water`, `Gifts of Earth`, `Access the Upper Air`], [`Forbidden Knowledge`, `Chaos Amulet`, `Eldritch Gate`, `Psychic Powers`, `Unfathomable Entity`, `Madness and Power`], [`Magitech: Flight`, `Magitech: Laser`, `Magitech: Protection`, `Magitech: Scanning`, `Magitech: Power`, `Magitech: Repair`], [`Creation of Aeons`, `Destruction of All`, `Apocalypse`, `Resurrection`, `Time Travel`, `Wish`], ] var prepared = [`Loincloth of Rage`,`Gloves of Wound Curing`,`Chime of Opening`,`Chain of Will-Binding`,`Dragon Tooth Warriors`,`Bag of Holding`,`Surgeon-Priest's Blade (body parts removed come to life)`,`Cup of Judgement (if you drink from the cup and have committed the sin engraved upon it, you die)`,`Siegestone`,`Immovable Rod`,`Flying Boots`,`Flute of the Ant Queen`,`Rod of Stone Control`,`Bulky sealed can, crudely etched with (1d6): "Owlbear", 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Found " + ["in a vending machine","in the backpack of a dead adventurer","down a hole","in a locked chest","in a trapped chest","in an open chest","in a sarcophagus","in a coffin","in a crypt","embedded in a corpse","behind a magical barrier","within a runic circle","in a sack","in a crate","in a crack in the wall","scattered on the floor","in the grip of a corpse","in a tank of acid","guarded by bizarre critters","in a box"].sample() var output = [] for (var i = 0; i < number; i++) { output.push(DC_treasure()) } if (number < 1){ output.push(["Dust and dissapointment","Unidentifiable droppings","Random filth","A mocking note","A notable gap","Nothing at all"].sample()) } return output.join(", ") + location } function DC_copy(){ window.getSelection().selectAllChildren( document.getElementById("dungeon_output") ) try { document.execCommand('copy') window.getSelection().removeAllRanges() alert("Copied to clipboard") } catch (err) { alert("Save not supported, copy manually") } } </script> 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[`Pious`,`Faithful`,`Loyal`,`Holy`,`Flatulent`,`Dirty`,`Malodorous`,`Hairy`,`Gigantic`,`Tiny`,`Wandering`,`Loathsome`,`Handsome`,`Hideous`,`Accursed`,`Arbitrary`,`Forgetful`,`Clumsy`,`Graceful`,`Honorable`,`Lame`,`Maimed`,`One-Eyed`,`Half-wit`,`Orphan`,`Mad`,`Insane`,`Visionary`,`Gallant`,`Wealthy`,`Destitute`,`Thrifty`,`Twisted`,`Evil`,`Nefarious`,`Hungry`,`Gaunt`,`Fat`,`Cowardly`,`Brave`,`Courageous`,`Foolhardy`,`Vainglorious`,`Cheating`,`Lying`,`Thieving`,`Reprehensible`,`Adulterous`,`Lecherous`,`Spiteful`,`Generous`,`Mean`,`Cruel`,`Unforgiving`,`Cannibal`,`Just`,`Reasonable`,`Unflappable`,`Unkillable`,`Dubious`,`Enchanted`,`Hexed`,`Hedonist`,`Celibate`,`Celebrated`,`Virtuous`,`Famous`,`Well-Known`,`Lovable`,`Sadistic`,`Masochistic`,`Mystical`,`Beastly`,`Tattooed`,`Love-lorn`,`Woeful`,`Mourning`,`Weeping`,`Virgin`,`Blind`,`Deaf`,`Mute`,`Stupid`,`Vengeful`,`Peaceful`,`Drunken`,`Legless`,`Club-Footed`,`Mysterious`,`Masked`,`Legendary`,`Unknown`,`Inexperienced`,`Veteran`,`Questing`,`Dutiful`,`Polygamist`,`Starving`,`Twelve-Fingered`,`Hairless`]; var occupation = [`Tinker`,`Soldier`,`Blacksmith`,`Brigand`,`Robber`,`Thief`,`Warrior`,`Wrestler`,`Librarian`,`Mercenary`,`Myrmidon`,`Sorceror`,`Necromancer`,`Wizard`,`Warlock`,`Murderer`,`Knight`,`Cobbler`,`Wainwright`,`Clown`,`Chef`,`Sage`,`Scholar`,`Scribe`,`Magistrate`,`Giant`,`Gardener`,`Builder`,`Mason`,`Equestrian`,`Hangman`,`Silversmith`,`Painter`,`Poet`,`Novelist`,`Dancer`,`Minstrel`,`Choirmaster`,`Rat-catcher`,`Dog-trainer`,`Falconer`,`Idiot`,`Cripple`,`Beggar`,`King`,`Prince`,`Baron`,`Duke`,`Vizier`,`Merchant`,`Manservant`,`Courier`,`Coachman`,`Juggler`,`Husband`,`Tanner`,`Carpenter`,`Wanderer`,`Scout`,`Priest`,`Cleric`,`Hermit`,`Anchorite`,`Swordsman`,`Duellist`,`Axe-Thrower`,`Lumberjack`,`Strongman`,`Reaver`,`Pirate`,`Bandit`,`Burglar`,`Con-Man`,`Alderman`,`Hierophant`,`Oracle`,`Tailor`,`Vagrant`,`Mendicant`,`Enchanter`,`Conjuror`,`Sellsword`,`Lancer`,`Assassin`,`Gravedigger`,`Ranger`,`Explorer`,`Delver`,`Spelunker`,`Beast-tamer`,`Acrobat`,`Heretic`,`Vigilante`,`Woodsman`,`Gigolo`,`Monarch`,`Loser`,`Champion`,`Executioner`,`Jester`]; var placeAdj = [`Lost`,`Hidden`,`Secret`,`Invisible`,`Shifting`,`Sideways`,`Upside-Down`,`Phantom`,`Fallen`,`Doomed`,`Accursed`,`Subterranean`,`Underwater`,`Unforgivable`,`Impossible`,`Improbable`,`Buried`,`Shining`,`Blood-soaked`,`Neglected`,`Moon-Blessed`,`Parched`,`Fiery`,`Icy`,`Rejected`,`Primordial`,`Death-kissed`,`Smoking`,`Burning`,`Crumbling`,`Glowing`,`Living`,`Forsaken`,`Damned`,`Infernal`,`Diabolic`,`Forsworn`,`Strange`,`Weird`,`Eerie`,`Unearthly`,`Unknowable`,`Mind-bending`,`Eye-melting`,`Poisonous`,`Star-Crossed`,`Retch-Inducing`,`Punishing`,`Ghostly`,`Haunted`,`Flensing`,`Man-Eating`,`Savage`,`Unconquered`,`Time-Tossed`,`Wind-swept`,`Ensorcelled`,`Enchanted`,`Deviant`,`Towering`,`Lofty`,`Sunken`,`Crashing`,`Wave-worn`,`Cyclopean`,`Mystical`,`Magical`,`Blessed`,`Unholy`,`Deadly`,`Sorcerous`,`Bestial`,`Steaming`,`Sulphurous`,`Midnight`,`Shadowy`,`Dark`,`Black`,`Grinning`,`Laughing`,`Condemned`,`Luminescent`,`Heretical`,`Night-shrouded`,`Transformed`,`Singing`,`Retreating`,`Unseen`,`Silent`,`Backward`,`Rotating`,`Undulating`,`Electrified`,`Metallic`,`Flying`,`World-walking`,`Soul-eating`,`Beautiful`,`Beatific`,`Folding`]; var place = [`City`,`Fortress`,`Keep`,`Castle`,`Palace`,`Tomb`,`Mausoleum`,`Graveyard`,`Church`,`Temple`,`Shrine`,`Fane`,`Village`,`Town`,`Valley`,`Dale`,`Mountain`,`Hill`,`Caldera`,`Plain`,`Plateau`,`Mesa`,`Canyon`,`Caves`,`Cavern`,`Library`,`Battlefield`,`Jungle`,`Desert`,`Dunes`,`Forest`,`Settlement`,`Colony`,`Peak`,`Garrison`,`Outpost`,`Tower`,`Island`,`Cove`,`Archipelago`,`Beach`,`Reaches`,`Pits`,`Sea`,`Ocean`,`Lake`,`River`,`Prison`,`Dungeon`,`Maze`,`Labyrinth`,`Garden`,`Fields`,`Windmill`,`Cliffs`,`Gully`,`Wood`,`Abbey`,`Cloister`,`Convent`,`Academy`,`College`,`University`,`Forge`,`Works`,`Smithy`,`Factory`,`Hive`,`Dens`,`Warrens`,`Mound`,`Pyramid`,`Ziggurat`,`Swamp`,`Cabal`,`Enclave`,`Capital`,`Mines`,`Streets`,`Road`,`Bridge`,`Tunnels`,`Clouds`,`Bazaar`,`Market`,`Rendezvous`,`Festival`,`Tournament`,`Challenge`,`Contest`,`Wars`,`Expedition`,`Cult`,`Crossroads`,`Path`,`Harbor`,`Underworld`,`Catacombs`,`Menagerie`,`Vats`]; var nickname = [`Lefty`,`Shorty`,`Too-Tall`,`Fatty`,`Skinny`,`Jackass`,`Deadeye`,`Hawkeye`,`Toothless`,`All-In`,`Double-Down`,`Stabby`,`Cutter`,`Punchy`,`Drippy`,`Tubs`,`Stinky`,`Baldy`,`Half-Hand`,`One-Eye`,`Rotgut`,`Doom-breath`,`Cheesey`,`Cookie`,`Spanky`,`Squirt`,`Britches`,`Helmet-Head`,`Mush-mouth`,`Marbles`,`Crazy-Legs`,`Scooter`,`Daredevil`,`Pinky`,`Prettyboy`,`Loverboy`,`Firebug`,`Cutthroat`,`Eviscerator`,`Belly-shot`,`Rumble-belly`,`Grumpy`,`Happy`,`Lucky`,`The Bastard`,`Fingers`,`Lips`,`Gold-bug`,`Fangs`,`Stumpy`,`Knuckles`,`Knuckle-dragger`,`Eyebrows`,`Hunchback`,`Honest`,`Songbird`,`Trigger-finger`,`Itchy`,`Scratchy`,`Booze-hound`,`Dirty`,`Dingy`,`Dingbat`,`Goofball`,`Sheep-lover`,`Bloodshot`,`Ladies' Man`,`Dapper`,`Diamond`,`The Dandy`,`Hit-man`,`Bird-man`,`Breakout`,`Wipeout`,`Dusty`,`Cottonmouth`,`Sweet`,`Rattlesnake`,`Ox`,`Ogre`,`Two-Ton`,`The Card-Sharp`,`Chuckles`,`Funnyman`,`Undertaker`,`Gravedigger`,`Goldie`,`Poet`,`Doc`,`Little`,`Big`,`Old`,`Young`,`the Kid`,`Smash-mouth`,`Whiskey`,`Ice-man`,`Reverend`,`Crusher`,`Hoss`]; return fname.sample()+` "`+nickname.sample()+`"`+` `+lname.sample()+`, the `+occAdj.sample()+` `+occupation.sample()+[`, of`,`, of the`,`, from the`,`, child of the`,`, who hails from the`,`, fled from the`,`, never to return to the`,`, exiled from the`,`, last survivor of the`,`, pride of the`,`, eternal shame of the `].sample()+` `+placeAdj.sample()+` `+place.sample(); } function DM_nobody() { var vowels = ["A", "E", "I", "O", "U", "Y"] var sound = ["nk","gg","gy","tt","pp",`ed`,`ff`,`ph`,`gh`,`lf`,`ft`,`gg`,`wh`,`ge`,`di`,`gg`,`ch`,`cc`,`lk`,`ck`,`ll`,`mm`,`mb`,`mn`,`lm`,`gn`,`pn`,`pp`,`rr`,`wr`,`rh`,`ss`,`sc`,`ps`,`st`,`ce`,`se`,`tt`,`th`,`ed`,`ph`,`ve`,`wh`,`zz`,`ze`,`se`,`si`,`ch`,`tu`,`ti`,`te`,`sh`,`ce`,`ci`,`si`,`ch`,`ti`,`th`,`th`] // return vowels.sample()+sound.sample() var letter_freq = { "E": 0.1202, "T": 0.091, "A": 0.0812, "O": 0.0768, "I": 0.0731, "N": 0.0695, "S": 0.0628, "R": 0.0602, "H": 0.0592, "D": 0.0432, "L": 0.0398, "U": 0.0288, "C": 0.0271, "M": 0.0261, "F": 0.023, "Y": 0.0211, "W": 0.0209, "G": 0.0203, "P": 0.0182, "B": 0.0149, "V": 0.0111, "K": 0.0069, "X": 0.0017, "Q": 0.0011, "J": 0.001, "Z": 0.0008 } var out = "" for (var i = 2+r(3); i >= 0; i--) { var x = Math.random() var total = 0 for (const [ key, value ] of Object.entries(letter_freq)){ total += value if (total > x){ out += key break } } } return out[0]+out.substr(1).toLowerCase() } function DM_wand() { var wandNames = ["Aehrenthal","Ageet","Aglietti","Albarello","Altmann","Amerman","Ampere","Anhauser","Annus","Apers","Archer","Ardinghi","Aresti","Arroitajauregi","Astruc","Audenaert","Baen","Bahn","Baia","Baix","Balzer","Barattin","Bardha","Barneveld","Basaglia","Bastnagel","Beaumais","Belododia","Benoit","Benscheidt","Benson","Besse","Bessette","Binaghi","Binus","Blauvelt","Boogaard","Boogaard","Bosman","Botiglieri","Bouchez","Boudouani","Boughe","Boussac","Boussod","Bouvard","Brandoni","Brandoni","Brazzi","Brecht","Brezeanu","Briane","Brimou","Brindal","Brune","Brys","Cacciola","Cadoni","Caeiro","Cafasso","Capellari","Carlucci","Castro","Cattaneo","Caux","Charlier","Chevillon","Christ","Cimabue","Ciriaco","Citte","Citte","Claar","Claret","Clerides","Coers","Cohl","Coliar","Conceicao","Conil","Contencin","Corsini","Cristostome","Cumin","Dallapiccola","Danville","Dati","Debaere","Debakker","Debavelaere","Delaet","Delaroux","Demartelaere","Depoorter","Desbiens","Deschamps","Destatte","Dewit","Dobbelaer","Dobre","Dodos","Donatello","Dudnic","Duvivier","Duzant","Economakis","Ehuletche","Eilts","Emburgh","Endress","Engels","Eppstein","Eschenbach","Exel","Fazliu","Ferttet","Fesyeur","Fiers","Fioroli","Fitipaldi","Fliegle","Florido","Fofao","Fransz","Galvanoni","Gandiaga","Gaubatz","Gauthiot","Gereke","Geserer","Giesen","Gislenus","Glass","Golino","Gottignie","Gouron","Gouron","Graaf","Grimault","Guenthner","Guerini","Guiffart","Guterres","Guttuso","Haan","Halili","Hegel","Heidenfelder","Helmerichs","Hendrickse","Hess","Hinz","Hlady","Hofman","Hollo","Holzknecht","Hyseni","Iliev","Interlenghi","Istratescu","Jakobs","Jiofrax","Julia","Kammerer","Kipp","Kleinendorst","Klemert","Koelmel","Kolb","Kondylis","Kreuger","Lackner","Lalande","Langey","Laros","Lavanchy","Legout","Legros","Lehmann","Lemercier","Leonte","Lippelt","Lixandroiu","Lobinger","Loef","Loit","Longuet","Lorenz","Loth","Loubens","Lucetti","Lumani","Lupescu","Luporini","Nain","Naumann","Nerius","Nero","Nielandt","Notabartola","Oudinot","Overmeire","Pacelli","Paillard","Pancaldi","Parillaud","Pecchia","Peis","Pelletier","Perronet","Phiesel","Piel","Pierides","Pierpoint","Pininferino","Pisa","Pistohlkors","Pizzul","Ploosnar","Poli","Pommeraie","Poppe","Pozzi","Properzi","Pusterla","Ralli","Raphanel","Reck","Redik","Redik","Regel","Reinelt","Reiner","Rener","Revay","Rimbaud","Rizzo","Rodrup","Rom","Romary","Rosslar","Rotsch","Runggaldier","Sbarro","Schaecter","Schaffrot","Schams","Schett","Scholliers","Schroff","Schultz","Scrovegni","Seidel","Seifert","Seppelt","Serato","Servian","Sestoo","Sestoo","Seydoux","Simoneau","Sippel","Slovensky","Soulette","Souvaltzis","Stamboliski","Staubel","Steffy","Stefoniou","Steinschneider","Straut","Street","Strobbens","Svarcz","Szabo","Taillebois","Tarantino","Tescari","Theile","Toba","Tomacelli","Torriti","Tragianopoulos","Troger","Truyens","Ullesen","Uriaga","Valenod","Vasti","Verhulst","Vittoz","Vizzoni","Vlissingen","Voorhis","Waert","Wambergue","Wise","Wissant","Zambrana","Zampieri","Hamann","Hoch","Senue","Ertl","Bernat","Parrilla","Pauleta","Sidoti","Daenis","Gargiulo","Gerrits","Camelot","Houssaye","Rieff","Ahmetaj","Naville","Klingberg","Ibarrola","Polydorou","Ziganda","Oleald","Averoff","Bessi","Veldkamp","Puylaert","Brys","Retzner","Yordanyotov","Calza","Fuchillo","Pitu","Zaituc","Plasait","Navegero","Fofao","Hahlo","Pier","Balleroy","Henchoz","Lardenoit","Lussu","Plankensteiner","Theophanous","Amiti","Hoelebrand","Becdelievre","Escoutou","Zie","Steinhauser","Chiostro","Rust","Gojenola","Bellehache","Suastegui","Bottanet","Txertudi","Lictenegger","Stoichita","Vauville","Dumesnil","Scholl","Coteel","Romenel","Pacelli","Marchant","Gurtrich","Margelasse","Videk","Sarino","Nekmunnit","Koryzis","Sykes","Galli","Ametxazurra","Saguna","Foletier","Saun","Liebermann","Surroi","Pierides","Hagi","Petrescu","Gerratana","Boulange","Donini","Crossette","Prodan","Gies","Corbucca","Giardina","Ilie","Heureux","Gauci","Bernadis","Hoka","Gorriaran","Crouse","Sardzetakis","Wouterse","Nieuwenhuyzen","Silguy","Surin","Arestegi","Timmermans","Iatrides","Hamoncourt","Wiese","Reviers","Viccio","Tourette","Bazire","Breytenbach","Pecely","Pesseingimpel","Lopper","Bartolini","Carnini","Grubo","Aken","Sardini","Papakostas","Pombal","Dobbelaere","Kanellopoulos","Neuville","Gruppi","Aschenbach","Cencio","Gianini","Bonenffant","Kallay","Torrigiani","Chatellain","Bogart","Hoppe","Rambert","Beeldens","Aldobrandini","Derr","Demongeot","Grony","Zola","Rompu","Chaboche","Sollers","Buci","Griem","Strashilova","Sicco","Yetaland","Ingroville","Fonzarelli","Wenz","Foray","Bartolf","Fiacconi","Ehrenburg","Raab","Delacroix","Lambrechts","Cristea","Kaleci","Cacaj","Fruquest","Sauvaigo","Dautzenburg","Lucchetti","Rouwens","Jaeke","Duquesne","Zoffoli","Donckers","Leone","Selymes","Herbaut","Lalanne","Street","Costacurta","Iserbyt","Stuyvesant","Coteel","Polydorou","Hoka","Curtayne","Detonnelaere","Urioste","Ruschin","Boel","Bleom","Bourdekin","Filion","Narbarte","Tuomino","Hoxha","Asteasu","Bosanquet","Maree","Tapanelli","Boutayre","Sbarro"]; var mats = ["Teak","Oak","Yew","Mahogany","Elm","Bamboo","Gallows Wood","Bone","Nickel","Copper","Tin","Silver","Gold","Raw Gemstones","Glass","Amber","Fulgurite","Steel","Carbon","Starmetal","Phoenix Feathers","Dragon Heartstrings","Mermaid Scales","Blood","Wax","Ice","Ectoplasm","Uranium","Poetry","Dreams"]; var issue = ["Reacts badly to the stress of the wielder (a bit like a printer)","Prefers to be wielded by someone hot, has dreadful taste","Severe phobia of "+["dirt", "insects", "water", "fire", "barbarians", "axes"][r(6)],"Gets incredibly lonely, dislikes being stored in backpacks etc.","Talks constantly","Can't understand anyone lacking an insanity","Will always do the opposite of what you command","Needs regular polishing with bizarre oils and rare silks","Pretends to have precognition, will make mysterious quips and vague predictions","Snickers behind your back. Menacingly so...","Nothing. It's just a knobbly rod that can blow your face off if you point it the wrong way","Cowardly, doesn't like leaving the safety of your brain","Neurotic, other wands and spells can't stand it","Friendly, will make other wands and spells feel more comfortable about being wherever they are","Haughty, refuses to be used for any problem below its stature","Grouchy, no idea why","Gossips, will reveal secrets, both yours and others","Ecstatic, loves being cast with as much power as possible","Aggressive, hates retreating, will sabotage any attempt at negotiating with an enemy force via spontaneous casting","Pacifist, will never cast against non-combatants","Honourable. Surprise attacks? Killing prisoners? Think again","Careful, will always advise restraint","Determined, wants you to succeed or die trying","Caustic, constantly degrading you quietly","Loyal, to a fault","Manipulative, whenever you aren't paying attention it will siphon away spare day-dreams","Insecure, requires significant coaching","Attention-seeking, will break things if you aren't paying it enough attention","Flexible, really good for alternate uses and will suggest a few themselves","Accident-prone","Unnervingly quiet..."]; var recharge = ["Leave it for three hours in bright sunlight","Dance naked under the moon with it","Leave it to soak in highly magical blood overnight, must be fresh","Find a leyline to attune to, this will piss of the local spirits","Kill someone with it (stats as stiletto or hammer)","It turns into a snake when expended, ravenously hungry. Feed it a ration of meat and let it sleep on you till tomorrow","Must absorb the spleen of a creature it has not previously tasted","Have the implement fall 100ft","Must touch an ancient oak, killing the tree and absorbing its life force","Use it to stir a boiling cauldron of eye of newt, bat wing and hemlock","At least ten people must worship it and bring offerings","At least ten strangers must lick it, in a row","Give it a solemn funeral","Immerse it in acid for an hour, then pull it out with a bare hand","Douse it in the blood of an ally","Get arrested while holding it, bonus points if related to nudity or other victimless crimes","You have to travel inside the tiny wand demiplane and find out what is wrong","Feed it to an animal, the implement will take the place of the creatures spine by the next day","Impale a pixie with it, as one would a butterfly","Snap it in half, one end becomes non-magical","Pray loudly to every god in order till one works. Different each time","Leave it in three gallons of tea overnight, it better be the good stuff","Relight it with another wand","Realign the chakras with a mallet","Go on a spirit journey/insane","Feed it 1d100 bugs","Feed it one of the knuckles of your finger. Just one joint, not the whole finger. Has to be yours. It loves thumbs most of all","Masculine fertility potions","Just sleep with it under your pillow. It drains your lifespan slowly and is recharged the next day","Nobody knows..."]; var name = wandNames.sample() switch(r(6)){ case 1: name = name.toUpperCase() break case 2: name = name.toLowerCase() break case 3: var pos = r(name.length-1)+1 var greebs = [" ","-","'","~"," * "," ? ","%","+","#",["X","Y","Z"][r(3)],".","/"] name = name.substr(0,pos)+greebs[r(greebs.length)]+name.substr(pos) break // case 4: // return input.split("").reverse().join(""); // break; default: } var a = r(20); var b = r(30); while(a==b)b=r(30); return "Name: <b>"+name+"</b><br />"+ "Spell: <i>"+DM_spell()+"</i><br />"+ "Material: "+mats[a]+" and "+mats[b]+"<br />"+ "Quirk: "+issue.sample()+"<br />"+ "Recharge: "+recharge.sample(); } function DM_mutation() { document.getElementById('mutation_button').innerHTML = ['Pulsating','Throbbing','Brand New','Twitching','Grotesque','Frightening','Fascinating','Improbable','Great Big','Abnormal'][r(10)]+" "+['Lumps','Tumours','Dribbly Bits','Holes','Limbs','Organs','Sarcomas','Cysts','Swellings','Growths'][r(10)]+"!" var modification = ['Adhesive','Crystalline','Clockwork','Dripping','Fanged','Flaming','Swollen','Shrivelled','Glowing','Gooey','Humming','Icy','Malformed','Necrotic','Neon','Nutritious','Predatory','Prehensile','Pungent','Reflective','Blooming','Rubbery','Screaming','Skeletal','Slimy','Smoking','Spiky','Throbbing','Transparent','Missing','Traitorous','Secretive','Collapsing','Magnetic','Pulsating','Abnormal','Fascinating','Improbable','Twitching'] var parts = ['Antennae','Brain','Claw','Arm','Ear','Eye','Face','Leg','Mouth','Teeth','Foot','Skull','Neck','Skin','Tongue','Feathers','Fins','Bones','Guts','Hand','Foliage','Glands','Horn','Maggots','Lumps','Mandibles','Oil','Pincers','Proboscis','Shell','Scales','Tentacles','Sores','Cysts','Organs','Nose','Stripes','Suction Pods','Tail','Tubes','Wings','Blood','Spit','Breath','Teeth'] return modification.sample()+" "+parts.sample() } DM_mutation() //Run to guarantee first button function DM_funny_disease() { return "You've got <i>"+ [`Crimson`,`Yellow`,`Red`,`Black`,`Blue`,`Ghastly`,`Ghoulish`,`Trembling`,`Vibrant`,`Dreaded`,`Silent`,`Noxious`,`Screaming`,`Laughing`,`Phantom`,`Calamitous`,`Catastrophic`,`Eternal`,`Endless`,`Final`,`Harmless`,`The`,`Pustulous`,`Jumping`].sample()+" "+ [`Brain`,`Gob`,`Hand`,`Leg`,`Bone`,`Blood`,`Bile`,`Lung`,`Throat`,`Teeth`,`Soul`,`Brain`,`Trouser`,`Marsh`,`Bog`,`Desert`,`Swamp`,`Smog`,`Grave`,`Mud`].sample()+" "+ [`Fever`,`Rot`,`Syndrome`,`Plague`,`Disease`,`Pox`,`Dribbles`,`Tumours`,`Swelling`,`Fits`,`Disorder`,`Blight`,`Contagion`,`Tremors`,`Seizures`,`Flu`,`Rash`,`Wasting`,`Cough`,`Blisters`,`Nasties`].sample()+ "</i>, and you should "+ [`pray to the gods.`,`sweat out the sickness.`,`make your peace...`,`do cocaine about it.`,`get drunk.`,`give me all your money.`,`bleed to balance the humours.`,`travel for your health.`,`stay inside.`,`get the hell away from me!`].sample() } function DM_oracle() { //For funsies, have a small loading bar? . . . just make sure that the spacing stays the same return ["YES AND...","YES","YES BUT...","NO BUT...","NO","NO AND..."].sample() } function DM_trade_goods() { var tG = [`animal furs`,`animal hides`,`apples`,`arrows`,`pouches`,`barley`,`guano`,`boots`,`bronze`,`carrots`,`chalk`,`charcoal`,`cheese`,`cinnamon`,`citrines`,`cloves`,`coal`,`coffee`,`compasses`,`cooking oil`,`copper`,`cotton cloth`,`crockery`,`cutlery`,`dates`,`decorative wood`,`diamonds`,`dried apricots`,`dyes`,`earthenware`,`emeralds`,`figs`,`figurines`,`fine hats`,`flint`,`flour`,`ginger`,`glass`,`glass bottles`,`glass lenses`,`gloves`,`gold`,`granite`,`hammers`,`hardwood`,`hazelnuts`,`helmets`,`hemp rope`,`herbs`,`incense`,`ink`,`jams and preserves`,`iron`,`jade`,`lantern oil`,`lapis lazuli`,`lead`,`leather`,`leeks`,`linen cloth`,`make-up`,`marble`,`mirrors`,`padlocks`,`paintings`,`paper`,`peanuts`,`pepper`,`perfume`,`platinum`,`potatoes`,`quartz`,`raisins`,`resin`,`rice`,`robes`,`rugs`,`saffron`,`salt`,`salted meat`,`sandstone`,`sapphires`,`saws`,`silk cloth`,`silk rope`,`silver`,`smoked fish`,`soap`,`spices`,`sugar`,`sulphur`,`tea`,`thread`,`tin`,`turnips`,`wax`,`wheat`,`wine`,`pottery`,`toys and puppets`,`dragon blood`,`corpse juice`,`pickled slimes`,`bronze bars`,`stolen jewelry`,`crossbows`,`torches`,`10ft poles`,`jars`,`locks and keys`,`"mud"`,`chili`,`ice`,`shields`,`cloaks`,`wool`,`silk`,`tinctures and tonics`,`weird coins`,`uncut gems`,`lanterns`,`bandages`,`needles`,`oil`,`prayers`,`budget spells`,`timber`,`nails`,`runestones`,`broken wands`,`whiskey`,`vodka`,`alchemists fire`,`health potions`,`bottled ghosts`,`charms`,`musical instruments`,`golem parts`,`goblin skulls`,`clocks`,`grain`,`opium`,`snuff`,`tobacco`,`deadly nightshade`,`poison`,`plague`,`clay tablets`,`statues`,`literature`,`grimoires`,`encyclopedias`,`waterskins`,`silver cutlery`,`copper wire`,`tin sheets`,`pots and pans`,`swords`,`axes`,`spears`,`daggers`,`pickaxes`,`seeds`,`buckets`,`barrels`,`baskets`,`dried fruit`,`jerky`,`rope`,`chain`,`iron ingots`,`lead balls`,`alchemical slurry`,`curses`,`hats`,`shoes`,`teeth`,`bottles`,`dead mercenaries`,`undead pets`,`candles`,`shiny rocks`,`eldritch meat`,`eyeballs`,`potion reagents`,`ritual sacrifices`,`hexes`,`familiars`,`eggs`,`doctrines`,`letters`,`documents`,`pipes`,`hourglasses`,`spirits`,`ale`,`siege weapons`,`gunpowder`,`springs and mechanisms`,`costumes`,`heraldry`,`poetry`,`iconography`,`spiritual favours`,`demonic pacts`,`truth`,`lies`] return tG.sample()+", "+tG.sample()+", "+tG.sample() } function DM_trash() { return [`tiny brass clockwork cathedral that plays organ music when wound`,`bag of one-hundred marbles, ninety-nine white, one black`,`roc's feather`,`soldier doll of an empire long-forgotten`,`small mechanical snapping turtle`,`piece of torn red cloth bearing a royal insignia`,`preserved eyeball attached to a spindly eye-stalk, the nerves twitch occasionally`,`wooden puzzle box`,`shrunken head`,`ransom note for a long-lost relative of yours`,`hourglass filled with glowing sand 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mummified rodent`,`rusty corkscrew with a cork still pierced`,`half an inch of dust`,`broken wooden toy`,`single earring`,`paintbrush lacking most of its bristles`,`rock carved with a word in goblinese`,`pieces of a shattered shield`,`dead rat next to a bowl containing the rotting remains of food`,`several broken arrows and a chunk of shrivelled flesh`,`ripped and torn quiver`,`orcs toenail clippings`,`long hank of braided beard hair`,`handkerchief with a knot in it`,`really cool hat, but it collapses when picked up`,`scroll of illusory magic, the scroll itself was an illusion`].sample() } </script> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='https://slightadjustments.blogspot.com/2020/03/people-magic-mutations-treasure.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' 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